Girls are most afraid of people saying three things about them, one is old age, the second is ugly, and the third is heavy, once they say these three things, it will cause them to be disgusted, and even be punished by them.|Every two people who look at romance have an account that has registered a small ° Say ° network.

Gao Feng didn't understand the charm of the cold girl, and said that she was heavier than a pig, which touched the nerves of the cold girl, and she would think of a way to cure him.

Of course, the cold girl will not dislike the handsome guy, she just wants to find a way to govern him, including her stumbling in a scene, she has been thinking about this scene for a long time, and she has been directing it in her mind for a long time.

It's just that when she performed this scene just now, there was a prominent situation, she only pretended to bend her feet, but she didn't expect to tear the armpits of her shirt and expose her armpits in public, which was unexpected by herself, and it also embarrassed herself.

When Gao Feng was willing to carry herself down the mountain, she felt that she was not so embarrassed, but felt that it was worth it, and she was reluctant to let the child trap the wolf.

The cold girl felt that it was a very romantic thing to be carried by Gao Feng, and she also longed for this handsome guy to carry herself all the time, whether it was windy or rainy, or commuting, and shopping, until Gao Feng was 90 years old, she was willing to lie on his back and grow old slowly, that is the happiest thing.

But this handsome guy didn't understand the amorous feelings, and said that he was heavier than a fat sow, not to mention that he was ninety years old, and now he was tired of carrying him down the mountain, which made the cold girl angry.

"Hey, eldest sister, the guy who said his clothes were torn and said you showed his thatch is here, come over and cut him to death!"

Leng Yan girl was lying on Gao Feng's back and opened her throat and shouted, she also saw that the middle-aged woman who was forgetting to play Tai Chi just now was still playing Tai Chi there, it should be said that she was dancing Tai Chi Sword, because she had an extra Tai Chi Sword in her hand.

"Boy, the old lady has been waiting for you for a long time, and the old lady also knows that you will have to go down the mountain sooner or later, the old lady now looks at where you are running this hooligan, see if the old lady doesn't poke you to death. ”

Hearing the shouts of the cold girl, the middle-aged woman ran towards the peak as if she was suffering from mad cow disease, and she brandished the Tai Chi sword in her hand and stabbed at the peak.

"I'll go, Leng Yan, there's no harm like you, this handsome guy is still carrying you, you treat me like this!"

Gao Feng saw the crazy appearance of this middle-aged woman, he didn't dare to think about it anymore, it was running with the cold girl on his back, even if Gao Feng ran fast, he was also poked by this middle-aged woman with several swords, especially on the buttocks, although this Tai Chi sword is only a sword for practicing martial arts, it hurts to poke it on his body.

"Hehe, Gao Feng, who made you dislike this girl is heavier than a pig, it's exciting now, being a hooligan is exciting. ”

"I'll go, Gao Feng, can you run faster, this girl's ass has been poked several times, this eldest sister is poked painfully, this eldest sister is also weird and perverted, she also poked this girl's ass eye. ”

Gao Feng ran like a rabbit, and the cold girl lying on his back was overjoyed, she was not very happy, she was poked several times by the middle-aged woman with a Tai Chi sword, and she also found that the middle-aged woman also poked her ass.

"Hehe, Leng Yan, aren't you excited, it's exciting enough now, this handsome guy is not in a hurry to run, anyway, she only pokes your ass." ”

Leng Yan was poked a lot of swords by the middle-aged woman, and Gao Feng was also very proud, thinking that this was retribution.

"Ouch, I'll check, big sister, you're a hooligan, you poke my ass too, I'm a member of the opposite sex!"

Gao Feng was not finished proudly, and his butt was also poked several times by the middle-aged woman, so angry that the handsome guy Gao Feng screamed.

This middle-aged woman is really in good health, maybe she practices Tai Chi every day, she actually chased Gao Feng and Leng Yan relentlessly, like a kraft candy entangled, she also waved the Tai Chi sword in her hand and poked at the two of them, she said while chasing the two of them.

"Hmph, people say that they don't say they can see through it, but you two stupid people can see through it and say it's broken, the old lady's clothes have been torn for half a month, and the old lady has thatched grass under her armpits, which is similar to the man's armpits.

Two little bastards, isn't the old lady bad luck, playing mahjong for three months in a row without opening the paste, the pocket money has been lost, how can the old lady still have the money to buy a new practice uniform, can only keep wearing a broken practice clothes.

It's been half a month, and many people have found out, no one has to say it, as long as no one says it, no one feels embarrassed, I am slowly getting used to it, I don't think it's embarrassing, but I didn't expect it to be broken by you.

Now it's embarrassing for me, the old lady feels that she can't wear this broken practice uniform for half a minute, you have to buy a set of practice clothes for the old lady, otherwise, I won't be able to spare you two little rabbits, even if you run to the edge of the sky, the old lady will chase after the two of you. ”

It turned out that this middle-aged woman's practice clothes had been torn for half a month, and she herself knew that her clothes were torn, just because she was unlucky, she had never played mahjong, and she had no money to buy new practice clothes.

Moreover, many people have found that the middle-aged woman's practice uniform is torn, but no one has broken her, and she has slowly gotten used to it, and she also feels that this practice uniform is a good dress, but she didn't expect to be broken by the cold girl, and let the big guys see her embarrassment, so the middle-aged woman was annoyed and angry.

This middle-aged woman said so, and she did so, she has been chasing Gao Feng and Leng Yan, Gao Feng and Leng Yan also felt that there were fifty or sixty swords on their buttocks, it can be seen that this middle-aged woman has been practicing Tai Chi Sword for a long time, and the target of the hit is very strong, almost the sword does not go empty, and it is also the sword that pokes the buttocks of the two.

The middle-aged woman was also dubbing her own voice while fencing, and she shouted excitedly every time she hit the sword.

"Drink, hit again, drink, fucking hit a sword again, drink, fucking accurate. ”

Gao Feng was chased by a middle-aged woman all the way to the gate of Xiaoyue Park, he rode the Huaihai brand electric tricycle in the canteen of the project department and ran wildly.

"Ah Feng, come on, I believe in your ability, you can get rid of this rogue woman!"

The cold girl was also very excited, lying on Gao Feng's back to cheer him up, grabbing her hair and pinching her shoulders.

"I'll go, Leng Yan, can you move a little quieter, you are doing a Thai massage, fortunately this handsome guy's hair is not too long, otherwise your hair would have to be pulled out by you." ”

The middle-aged woman chased after her all the way, shouting all the way.

"Hey, two little rabbits, don't ride an electric tricycle if you have the ability, you can run down if you have the ability, see if the old lady doesn't poke you to death." ”

"Ah Feng, the eldest sister said that you don't have the ability, you can give her a skill, don't ride this electric tricycle, you run with me on your back and let her chase it!"

"Get out of you, this handsome guy doesn't have this ability, you are good and forget the pain of the scar, I was poked in the ass by this big sister just now, and now I want to run with you on my back!"

"Hehe, eldest sister, we don't have that ability, if you have the ability, you can catch up with my electric tricycle!"

The middle-aged woman also used the agitation method, and the cold girl also asked Gao Feng not to ride an electric tricycle, or ran on her back like just now, and let the middle-aged woman chase after the woman to see Gao Feng's running skills, and was scolded by Gao Feng, who is this girl.

Gao Feng rode five or six streets and drilled seven or eight small alleys before he completely got rid of the middle-aged woman.

When Gao Feng successfully dumped the middle-aged woman, he discovered a new problem: the electric tricycle he was riding had enough power.

"I'm going, this electric tricycle is out of power, and it hasn't left Xiaoyue City yet, what can I do?"

Gao Feng rode an electric tricycle but ran a lot of roads, more than 30 kilometers long, even more than 50 kilometers away, just to get rid of the middle-aged woman ran five or six streets, and seven or eight small alleys, how much distance is that, if it is replaced by another tricycle, there will be no electricity for a long time.

"Gao Feng, what's so embarrassing about this, this is a very simple question, you are carrying this girl back to the Tulou Town Project Department with a tricycle!"

"My mother, Leng Yan, why don't you have low back pain when you speak, yes, you lie on my back, of course you won't have low back pain, you let me carry you back to the project department with a tricycle, not only will I be tired, but I don't know that the year of the monkey can only push back to the project department." ”

Xiaoyue City is thirty or forty kilometers away from Tulou Town, and it takes half an hour to drive, and it takes about an hour to ride this electric tricycle, but if you have to push a tricycle back, and there is still a person on your back, you will definitely not be able to return to the project department in two or three hours.

Leng Yan said: "That's good, if you don't want to push, then you throw this tricycle away, and you carry this girl's project department alone!"

Gao Feng said: "How can this work, this tricycle is in the canteen, so it has to be used to buy vegetables every day, but it can't be missing, you have to get it back." ”

Gao Feng thought about taking a taxi to drag the tricycle behind, but no taxi was willing to take it, and he wanted to take the bus back, of course, the situation is still the same, how can there be a bus willing to tow his car, his tricycle can't be folded, can be directly put on the bus.

"Grandma's, can't you get it back?"

Gao Feng was very annoyed, and the cold girl told him: "Ah Feng, I told you a long time ago, you only have to push it back with me on your back, you just don't believe it, but you don't listen to the old man's words and endure hardships in front of you, you have wasted so much time, and you haven't walked out half a step." ”

Gao Feng said: "Leng Yan, think about it with your brain, I pushed the tricycle on your back, can I return to the project department in this monkey year?"

Leng Yan said: "Ah Feng, I don't think so, I don't think I can wait for the Year of the Monkey and the Moon, it won't take half an hour for you to return to the project department, and that rogue woman is chasing after me with a Tai Chi sword again!"

Before the cold words fell, the middle-aged woman's voice reached Gao Feng's ears.

"Two rabbit cubs, the old lady sues you, as long as the person who is bitten by the old lady, you can't get rid of the old lady, the old lady fell in love with a man ten years ago, I chased him and had no way to escape, and he became my old man, you young man is the second man to chase the old lady. ”

"I'll go, Ah Feng, it's a big deal, look at this eldest sister's hard work, she has to chase you as her second husband!"

Listening to the middle-aged woman's shouting, the Leng Yan girl is sweating like a bean, it seems that the eldest sister is chasing Gao Feng as her second husband, Gao Feng is also sweating like a bean when he hears it, he doesn't dare to think about it anymore, and he runs wild with the Leng Yan girl pushing the tricycle on his back.