264 Perverts are always conceited
"Queen Mother, are you alright?"
Chai Shao hugged the Queen Mother and asked worriedly. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
The Queen Mother exhaled lightly, slowed down and pondered a little, and said, "It's okay to mourn the family. ”
"Let's open another box. ”
Perhaps, what is inside, it is not difficult to guess.
Chai Shao answered, let go of her and came to another box, reaching out to open the box.
There was a box full of small people full of silver needles, bright yellow clothes, purple clothes......
The Queen Mother bent down and took out one of the faceless wooden figures, with her birthday written on it, and then picked up the other one, which was naturally Chai Shao's birthday.
She sneered.
Then he threw the two puppets in the box and said disdainfully: "The art of Xiaoxiao." ”
"When Erchen found it, there was a puppet next to each dried corpse. Chai Shao said while quietly listening to what the Queen Mother was thinking.
She had to believe it.
After all, this death is really weird, especially after experiencing seeing Du Fang with her own eyes, the Queen Mother believes in these strange powers.
But it's just an acknowledgment of their existence.
As for whether it has any effect on her...... The queen mother's eyes were gloomy and treacherous, Chai Rong, as the lord of a country, was helpless against her, and what could she do with the disgusting techniques produced by these mere mortal bodies.
Even if it has been rough lately, the Queen Mother will not attribute it all to this aspect.
She always believes that everything is in her own hands.
But, even so, it is still unforgivable. And...... Her heart was full of suspicions, it just so happened that she used the technique of disgust to marry Mu Qing, during which Chai Shao ignored it, as if there was no such thing, but now she suddenly led Chai Xun out, which happened to be also the technique of disgust with victory.
Was it a coincidence, or did he do it on purpose.
The Queen Mother glanced at Chai Shao quietly, then slowly walked up to the high position and said, "Where is Chai Xun?"
"It's right outside. Chai Shao replied.
The queen mother's temperament is really suspicious, but it doesn't matter, and I didn't think she would believe it.
"Let him roll in for the mourners. ”
The Queen Mother said angrily.
Chai Xun had already removed the disguise on his body at this time, he stepped forward step by step, and the appearance of smiling and greeting made the queen mother in a trance.
Among these four children, the one who is most like Chai Rong is Chai Xun.
It's not just the looks, but even the carelessness of the eyebrows and eyes when he laughs, it seems to be exactly the same.
The Queen Mother's eyelashes flickered slightly, and she spoke out after a while: "Chai Xun, do you know that the vassal king cannot enter Beijing without an edict." ”
Chai Xun raised his eyebrows noncommittally: "I know." ”
"But so what?"
"I'm in, so what?" he looked at the Queen Mother, and his smile seemed to be sarcastic and mocking, more like long-suppressed contempt. "Even the queen mother of a woman, you can be blatantly in power, just a vassal king entering Beijing, what is wrong. ”
Chai Xun saw that the Queen Mother's face was getting more and more ugly, and the smile on his lips became more and more presumptuous, he changed his kneeling posture, sat cross-legged on the cold ground, and continued fearlessly: "The Queen Mother is angry? But don't, women are always angry, and they are easy to grow old quickly." ”
"When I left Beijing, you looked so beautiful and moving, it's only been a decade or so, and you look like you're dozens of years old, it's really bad. ”
"If my father saw you like this, I am afraid he would be frightened. ”
Chai Shao: "......"
Is this because he didn't die fast enough?
The queen mother was already eager to strangle this thing herself.
He twitched the corner of his mouth, and it really didn't do any good to be cheap.
But Chai Xun was unconscious, and he was still there, and he said: "Don't look at me like this, I'll have nightmares when I sleep at night." ”
The Queen Mother breathed deeply.
The erector is a child, but he has the courage to speak his tongue, and he doesn't have to be as knowledgeable as him.
She hooked her lips and smiled, "Heh, it's not up to you to decide whether you're innocent or not." ”
"And the courage of the tongue will only make you appear bluffing. ”
Chai Xun put away the playful look on his face.
He raised his head calmly and said, "Bluffing?" Maybe the Queen Mother is right, I have already fallen into your hands, if you don't bluff, how can you save your life!"
"I still hope that the queen mother will open the net and let the sons leave, okay?"
Queen Mother: "......"
One moment he was unscrupulous and fearless, and the next second he became so cowardly, what did this kid think in his heart.
Chai Shao was also very speechless.
A pervert is indeed a pervert.
At this time, I was just thinking about how to tease people, and I was only thinking about how to do it to be fun...... Chai Xun's world really can't be calculated according to normal people's thinking.
"Tell me, what's going on with this corpse?
The Queen Mother resisted the idea of directly forking him out and asked.
Chai Xun didn't lift his eyelids there, and admitted very neatly: "That's what you think." ”
"I did everything. ”
The young man was indeed caught by him! Well, I have to say that this death looks really exciting, but I don't know what kind of technique Qingchengzi used, so he can also learn it.
As for what aversion to victory?
Chai Xun curled the corners of his lips.
Chai Shao, a fool, will probably only be a frame-up thing, since he has worked so hard, then it will be good for him.
It also keeps his life from being too much of a failure.
Chai Shao: "......"
Did anyone come and beat this thing to death?
Who the hell is the idiot!
He shook his hand vigorously before he resisted the urge to beat Chai Xun violently.
Chai Shao has discovered that the meaning of Chai Xun's survival is to make trouble, and it is specifically the kind of thing that harms others and himself.
As long as someone else is unlucky, he will be extremely happy, even if he is unlucky with him, he doesn't care at all.
This...... Neuropathy is not enough to describe Chai Xun.
The Queen Mother also twitched the corners of her mouth.
This confession attitude, if she had been more sincere, maybe she would have believed a little more.
She snorted and asked, "Do you know that it is a capital offense to practice the art of disgust with victory!"
Chai Shao shrugged indifferently: "Anyway, it is a capital crime for the vassal king to enter Beijing, and there is no difference." ”
"No matter what the crime, just be happy. ”
Chai Shao finally couldn't help it, and scolded: "Chai Xun, this is Wenxuan Palace, not a busy market, can you be more upright in your attitude." ”
After speaking, he looked at the queen mother and said, "Queen Mother, the sons and daughters feel that Chai Xun is deliberately messing around like this, and wants to get rid of his guilt. ”
"A large number of young and middle-aged people have disappeared in suburban villages, resulting in the loss of dozens of families, so this matter must be jointly tried by Dali Temple and the military department to give them an explanation. ”
"There is no son of heaven under the law, let alone a vassal king who entered the palace without permission. As for the art of disgust, it is a selfish and ruthless technique, but it should not be made public, what do you think?"
Otherwise, if the people of the world follow suit, it will become an evil trend that cannot be contained. ”
The art of disgust has been strictly forbidden throughout the ages, but there are still many people who practice this evil art in rebellion, and most of them are used by harem or backhouse women to compete for favor.
There are very few real men who use this vicious technique, and if this precedent is really set, it will surely become a very bad example.
Chai Shao, for example, Chai Xun can still say that even if the Queen Mother wants to refuse, there seems to be no reason to refuse.
She opened her lips, very reluctant to agree.
But Chai Shao is still there with a river of mouths and quoting classics, if she doesn't agree again, he is afraid that he will blame her for the collapse of the country and the death of the family.
If she doesn't agree, Chai Shao will definitely spread the conversation at this time, and once this kind of thing happens in the future, the reason will definitely be attributed to her, and even if no one follows suit, Chai Shao will definitely find someone.
All she did was just to make her promise not to use witchcraft to judge Chai Xun, and even more so she couldn't judge Mu Qing with this kind of speech.
Unless she was convicted in private, she would have to look for other charges. But dozens of imperial historians up and down the imperial history platform are staring at it, and it is impossible for her to convict in private.
The Queen Mother looked at Chai Shao.
The two looked at each other, and she couldn't see in his eyes what he really was thinking.
"Suppress Chai Xun first, and then talk about this later. The Queen Mother said.
Chai Shao hooked his lips: "Okay, Erchen will temporarily detain him in the dungeon." However, in the past few days, more and more people may be beating the drum of grievances, and I hope that the queen mother will make plans as soon as possible. ”
"Don't let the small be the big. ”
After speaking, he hugged his fist towards the Queen Mother and said to Chai Xun: "Let's go." ”
Chai Xun smiled, "Queen Mother, you rest, I'll retire first." ”
After a pause, he suddenly said, "If I were you, I would definitely make the art of disgust public." ”
"The people, it's just a bunch of stupid inferior people, and they naturally have to coax and tease when they need something, but now it's time, hehe.
The Queen Mother glanced at him coldly, "I don't have your place to speak." ”
Although his appearance and temperament are somewhat similar, Chai Xun's temperament is completely different from Chai Rong's, at least in the years when Chai Rong was in power, he really wanted to work for the well-being of the people in the world.
Only......
When they had gone down, the Queen Mother leaned on and let out a long breath.
Curve to save Mu Qing.
The Queen Mother understands the purpose of Chai Shao's actions, but if she doesn't agree, she must use the reason of disgust to try Mu Qing, whether he still has a trick.
Maybe...... She can let the three divisions triage, only need to come up with one result, and use another reason when it is announced?
Or, don't let Mu Qing live until the day of the trial.
But those people in the Yushitai will definitely not give up.
The Queen Mother twisted her eyebrows, hammered the table with some irritability, and it didn't seem to be a particularly wise choice to catch Mu Qing, and all this was bad because she didn't kick Mu Qing out of the Yushitai earlier, so that he could integrate the Yushitai with one heart.
Anyway, it's used to answer her all the time.
"Come on, invite Lord Xiao and them back. The Queen Mother eased her emotions and spoke up.
Chai Xun hooked his lips with a smile: "Framed and framed!"
Chai Shao glanced at him lightly, "Didn't you send someone to arrest those people? Those corpses didn't appear in your Zhuangzi? The death is weird and miserable, how do you explain it?"
"How do you explain it? How they died, you and I know very well. Chai Xun slowly plucked the ear holes with his tail fingers, and said with a light smile, "Xia Yixuan, this girl is very beautiful." ”
Of course, her charm is not in her beauty, but in what makes her different. You should know all this very well, Your Majesty. ”
"If you accidentally let those stupid inferior people know about the presence of demons, you don't know if they will rebel. ”
Chai Xun was happy, as if he was saying another funny thing.
Of course, these things are really funny to him.
Chai Shao pushed Chai Xun into the cell, locked the door with chains himself, looked at him lightly through the cell, and said, "Threaten me?"
Chai Xun shrugged, "It's just a chat, where can it be considered a threat." ”
Chai Shao snorted.
"You know if it's a threat or not, but I don't care. If you want to say anything, you can say whatever you want, and you can do whatever you want, but Chai Xun ...... You should know that no matter what you do, you won't be able to win. ”
"Twelve years ago, and twelve years later. ”
"Over the years, you think that you have become more and more intelligent, and you can turn your hands into clouds and rain in the fiefdom, and you also think that I have become more and more mediocre and stupid, so you can't wait to enter Beijing, to show your disgusting bad taste, to mock everyone, especially me. ”
"But when we first met, didn't I disappoint you?"
Chai Xun removed the smile on his face and looked at Chai Shao coldly: "I have never lost to you." ”
"It's good if you're happy. ”
Chai Shao smiled slightly, turned around and left.
Chai Xun took a step forward and said loudly: "Chai Shao, listen, I have never lost to you." ”
"Never. ”
"I'm the smartest person in the world and I don't lose to anyone. ”
All are stupid and uninteresting......
No, no, no, once they bleed, and they start crying and crying, and they start wailing for mercy, it becomes not so boring, and it becomes a little attractive.
Chai Xun's eyes were full of madness, his lips twitched twice, and his smile was so sinister that he felt cold.
"Coming back?"
Chai Shao took Shen Hanzhang's hand and asked gently, "Are you tired?"
Shen Hanzhang shook his head and couldn't wait to say, "Did you catch Chai Xun?"
Chai Shao nodded.
"He didn't resist, he didn't catch you and threaten, you didn't get hurt......" A series of questions made Chai Shao cry and laugh.
Shen Hanzhang pouted, "Who made you not know martial arts." ”
Chai Shao grinded his teeth, "Even if I don't know martial arts, I can ...... you"
How?
It doesn't seem to be able to do anything at all!
Chai Shao was really distracted.
Shen Hanzhang cracked his lips full of big white teeth, laughed happily twice, took Chai Shao's hand, and said coquettishly: "Your Majesty, you are the most powerful in the world." ”
Chai Shao shook carefully.
Immediately half of his body was numb.
(To be continued.) )