Chapter 131: Have you ever been to kindergarten?
The person who grimaced at Gao Feng is really called Leng Buding, which makes Comrade Gao Feng feel like he has eaten a thunderbolt, the world is so big that there is no surprise, this surname Leng is cold enough, and he is still called this name, he is indeed talented, why did he give such a unique name.
Leng Buding is the owner of this farmhouse, the woman next to him is Leng Buding's wife, they open a husband-and-wife shop, the appearance of the two people is completely husband and wife, the two people look similar to each other, even the character of the old naughty boy is also a coincidence, it is really not a family that does not enter the door.
Calling this couple as the eldest brother and sister-in-law left and right, Gao Feng didn't think deeply, this kind of title is too ordinary, it is a popular title, not to mention that these three people look the same, even if it is a pro-brother and sister-in-law, it is completely possible, even if it is not a pro-brother and sister-in-law, it is also possible, there are many people who look similar in the world, just like those celebrity imitation shows, the similarity is very high, and it can be completely fake.
He couldn't figure out what the preferences of the people around him were, how did they like spicy or salty, and he was in charge of his house, which completely saved him a lot of things.
The action of the Lengbuding farmhouse is quite fast, the dishes ordered around the left and right are on the table in less than a quarter of an hour, and when all the dishes are ready, the peak finds that the left and right are generous, he ordered nearly 20 dishes in one breath, and almost all the dishes in the Lengbuding farmhouse are ordered, and it is full of a large table.
Gao Feng looked at this big table full of dishes, he was worried, this is not two hundred or three hundred can come down, but it is difficult to say, like Leng Buding This farmhouse is very partial, the price of vegetables should not be very expensive, maybe it is very affordable.
What made Gao Feng even more worried was that he also ordered four bottles of wine left and right, and when he looked at the label on the wine bottle, Gao Feng's head was a little confused, and the label on the label was Wuliangye, but Gao Feng felt that the bottle of Wuliangye was not quite like the bottles he had seen, and the wine bottle in his hand was a very ordinary wine bottle, just like the wine bottle of miscellaneous wine for ten yuan, and even rougher than the ten-yuan bottle of Niulanshan wine bottle.
Gao Feng wanted to go out and ask Leng Buding how much the meal plus four bottles of Wuliangye was, but he was worried that the thousand yuan in his pocket couldn't even buy this bottle of Wuliangye, so he couldn't let him go out, and opened the banquet directly, and the people at this table shook off their arms and gobbled up, what kind of chicken, duck, pigeon and other meat, it didn't take long for all to enter their stomachs.
Gao Feng has been worried that the money for that dish is far from enough, he is tasteless to eat, let alone drink, he sits next to the left and right as if he is sitting on pins and needles, and he is also like acne on his buttocks, restless, he is also thinking about how to deal with this matter in his heart, and he has thought of several tricks, whether he took the opportunity to go to the toilet and slipped away, but he was denied by himself, how could the dignified senior manager do such a thing.
Gao Feng still took the opportunity to pee out of the private room, and when he just slipped out of the private room, he jumped to his side coldly, baring his teeth and grimacing at him, just like the old naughty boy in Jin Yong's "The Legend of the Condor Heroes".
"Hehe, handsome guy, you want to pee, don't Brother Ding tell you, the place to pee is outside the yard, do you want me to lead you there!"
Gao Feng was not taken aback this time, his adaptability is really strong, he got used to being cold and intimidating at one time, Gao Feng waved his hand and said: "Brother Leng, I don't want to pee, I'm here to ask you how much does it cost to add four bottles of wine to a table of dishes here?"
Leng Buding slapped Gao Feng twice: "Hey, young man, I see your worried look, I know that you are worried about the expensive food, if you don't Brother Ding, I will sue you, you can rest assured, you don't Brother Ding opened a farmhouse, it is genuine and absolutely not expensive, you just have such a table of dishes, and those bottles of wine, a total of only six or eight eight." ”
When Gao Feng heard this, he only let go of his hanging heart, in this case, there is still a surplus of money in his pocket, and he will bargain with this cold man again, maybe he can get a discount of dozens of yuan, then he can save a little worker's wages.
However, Gao Feng also specially asked Leng Buding's four bottles of wine: "Brother Leng, let me ask you what kind of wine are those four bottles of wine?"
Leng Buding slapped Gao Feng twice more: "Young man, you look like a college student, why don't you even know Wuliangye's wine, that's Wuliangye!"
Gao Feng didn't ask again, he went out of the yard to find a place to pee, and when he went to the outside of the yard to see the place where there was peeing, he saw a person standing outside the yard with his own tools to pee, it seems that this is an open-air public toilet, and he can pee as much as he wants.
Gao Feng turned around after Xiao Jie, stepping on a wine bottle under his feet, he looked down and found that he was stepping on an empty wine bottle, the wine bottle also urinated on his own urine stains, where the urine stains had been soaked, Gao Feng found another situation, the three words on the wine bottle were not "Wuliangye" but "Wuniang Liquid", Gao Feng was immediately shocked.
"My mother-in-law, this Comrade Leng Buding is still fake, Wu Niang liquid is regarded as Wuliangye, this guy is really born as a tailor, this kind of high-level fake can be made. ”
The group of people on the left and right ate lunch for more than an hour, and these people are also very good at eating, and the dishes on the table have been wiped out, and even the fake four bottles of Wuliangye wine, the real Wuniang liquid wine has also been swept away, and Gao Feng really admires these people as full foodies.
Gao Feng found Leng Buding to settle the bill, he took out six hundred yuan and put it in front of Leng Buding, squinted his eyes and smiled and discussed with Leng Buding: "Brother Leng, the food in your farmhouse is indeed delicacies from the mountains and seas, it is indeed different, it is the first time I have eaten such a delicious farmhouse, and the wine of Wuliangye is indeed different, the taste is first-class, I will come to you to eat in the future, I will bring my colleagues to eat here, you will give me a discount, the eighty-eight yuan will be waived, just charge me six hundred yuan!"
Leng Buding bared his teeth at Gao Feng: "Hehe, young man, Brother Buding asked if you have ever been to kindergarten?"
Leng Buding's boss Leng Buding asked like this, and he was really stunned by Gao Feng's question, he didn't know what Leng Buding meant, he also shook his head: "Brother Leng, I won't tell you, I really haven't gone to kindergarten, our family was relatively poor at that time, and I didn't have the money to go to kindergarten." ”
Leng Buding said again: "Young man, since you haven't gone to kindergarten, then you have always gone to elementary school." ”
Gao Feng said: "Brother Leng, I have been to elementary school!"
Leng Buding's attitude changed, and he didn't talk like he was making a grimace and teasing Gao Feng just now, he darkened his big face: "Young man, since you went to elementary school, I suspect that the mathematics you learned in elementary school was taught by the physical education teacher!"
Gao Feng also nodded: "Brother Leng, you really know how to guess, the mathematics I learned in elementary school is really a physical education teacher, and he teaches us mathematics and physical education at the same time!"
"And your size, young man, are you pretending to be crazy or selling stupid, can I guess the teacher with you, I mean you can't read the number, do you have a point when you eat, that's twenty dishes, all the dishes in my farmhouse are all on board, and there are four bottles of Wuliangye wine, but your kid gave me 600 yuan, you sent it to Huazi, your food is so cheap, just this bottle of Wuliangye is not worth 600 yuan!"
Leng Buding got angry, and asked Comrade Gao Feng with an angry face, Comrade Gao Feng was surprised, so he hurriedly said: "Brother Leng, this is not the price I said, I asked you in person two minutes ago, you obviously told me that it was six or eight eight, I will give you six hundred yuan, then I hope you will give you a discount, and the fraction will be waived, if you think it is too much, then you can reduce it, and you can exempt twenty or thirty!"
Gao Feng sneered after speaking: "Hmph, hum, young man, you are too unreal, I am telling you that six eight eight is right, I didn't tell you that it is six hundred and eighty-eight, you kid fell a zero behind him, you are sincerely bullying your brother, you are sincerely slandering your brother, why are you not a lot of six in front, why are you less than one zero in the back, what is the difference between you and robbery!"
Gao Feng was dumbfounded when he heard it, he didn't expect this cold and sudden trick, deliberately omitting a zero in the back, this zero omitted that is a big number, the difference is too far, this trick is too ruthless, so that Gao Feng couldn't react, this farm dish has become a sky-high price.
Gao Feng reasoned with Leng Buding: "Brother Leng, you are too expensive, your dish is not worth so much money at all, not to mention that your Wuliangye wine is not Wuliangye, but what kind of wine!"
As soon as Gao Feng said this, Leng Buding stopped doing it, he jumped up and down in front of Gao Feng, like a clown jumping off the beam, pointed at Gao Feng's nose and scolded: "Young man, you are too disagreeable, I am much older than you in Leng Buding, it stands to reason that I am still your father, how can you say this about your father, how can your father use fake wine to deceive you, how can your father use fake wine to deceive customers, then how will your father do business in the future!"
As soon as Gao Feng heard that Leng Buding would really take advantage, he became his son without warning, Leng Buding jumped and screamed, Leng Buding's wife also came over and jumped up and down and scolded Gao Feng, and the left and right even helped them talk, saying that it was not good for Gao Feng to misunderstand people like this.
Gao Feng didn't want to make a big deal out of it, he was still in a hurry to pull the template, so he took out a thousand yuan and put it in front of Leng Buding: "Brother Leng, I'm not a debtor, it's really that I only brought so much money, in addition to so much money, it's just a T-shirt of seven wolves, a pair of leather sandals from Ilkang, and of course this two-hundred-eight pants, otherwise, if you don't feel enough, I'll take them off to you." ”
Leng Buding didn't believe Gao Feng's words, so he asked Gao Feng to turn all his pockets inside out, and found that Gao Feng really only brought a thousand yuan, and he made peace from the left and right, so Leng Buding nodded and agreed, accepted Gao Feng's 1,000 yuan, and asked Gao Feng to take off the shirts and leather shoes of the seven wolves, seeing that he was a handsome young man, the pants were waived, which was given to Gao Feng.
Gao Feng took off his shirt and was about to take off his shoes, when two people came out of the door, one of whom was carrying an empty wine bottle.