Chapter 962: Fooling around
"Hey, hey, hey...... Uncle Yu, you are still upright, and if you don't fall into the ground, you will be promoted next year! Dad, I ate on the plane, and besides, it's just past 3 o'clock, who is going to eat at this point...... Look at what I brought back to you, it's all new stuff! This bag is full of South American specialties, see this? Indian totem, Peruvian, this is not a handicraft, I exchanged things from other tribes, and the scene is removed from the door frame! Look at this again, Chilean camel wool shoulders, all from the 2-year-old camel skin to find the innermost layer of small fluff down, wear it to the plateau of several thousand meters to herd sheep, the wind can't blow through! See this no amber! Have you ever seen blue amber? This is a national treasure of Dominica, and I can't find a gem of this size in a hundred years......" Hong Tao saw that his father's attitude was not very hard, so he quickly climbed down the pole, opened the two big boxes in the middle of the house, and took out the treasures from them one by one. Don't say it, you really haven't seen these things in his box, and within a few minutes, everyone gathered on the coffee table and began to study these new things, especially that Professor Wang, you came out and brought a magnifying glass with you!
As long as ordinary people are led astray by Hong Tao, don't think about going around again for a while, his back hands are one after another, so you can't do it if you don't follow him. After showing off the two large boxes of novelties, he began to pull out the clothes one by one from the big bag. From South America to Africa to India, he has the costumes of all ethnic groups, and he will let his mother wrap up in a sari for a while, and let his father wear the national costume of black South Africans for a while. It's so lively, you don't have a chance to keep a straight face.
In the blink of an eye, it's time to eat. Since Hong Tao was a sudden attack, the family was not prepared. So Hong Tao directly called Dali, who was waiting outside, and asked him to go to Mingzhu Seafood City to order food, but if he didn't eat, he had to send it to his home, and he couldn't be cold, so he sent it with a big stainless steel trough that could be warmed, how to send it?
Finished eating. Before his father could put his face on the shelf again, Hong Tao took out three major albums from the box and continued to blow them! This time, there were pictures and truths, and everyone's interest was even higher, and they talked about the world and the earth for a whole circle, and it was not until about ten o'clock in the evening that this earnest meeting was over. Hong Tao asked Dali to drive Uncle Yu, Uncle Wang, and Brother Wang home, and they drank a little too high. It's not safe to ride so far on a big night. The three bicycles were thrown in the yard first, and Ming'er was fine, and the cars were sent to their homes one by one.
"Xiao Tao...... You are out now, Dad is happy for you, and your Uncle Wang has also told me. In addition to making money, you have also done a lot of research, which is better than your father and me! Even if there is green smoke on the ancestral grave of our old Hong family, your mother and I have not suffered in vain!" Back in the house, my father finally found a chance to open his mouth. It wasn't clear if he was going to say it, but the opening remarks were quite smooth.
"Dad. Don't make this set of politeness, you don't have to criticize me before boasting, the matter of your two grandsons must be my fault, but they are already there, and they can't be corrected, do you say no? I think so, when they are a little older, let their mother take them back to live with your second elder for a few days, but they still have to go to school and live abroad, because they are all foreign nationals, and if they want to become Chinese, they have to wait until they are 18 years old, this is the law over there. As for marrying a daughter-in-law, I don't want to marry a foreigner, when I have the kung fu to find a daughter-in-law in China, what do you think?"
"That'...... Then your two sons will be gone!" The father didn't understand what Hong Tao meant, he thought that Hong Tao's child had returned to the woman, and he was immediately anxious.
"No, no, no, my son is still mine, and his surname is Hong, this is 100% certain. It's just that it's taken by their mother, you said that I take two sons, and it's troublesome to find a partner, isn't it? In fact, I want to leave more people for our Lao Hong family, if I raise children in China, I can only have one, and I will break the sky, that is, two, in case these two are not successful, then our Lao Hong family will not be broken. If I raise a ten or eight, you teach mathematics, you must understand this probability problem, when they have a child, your second elder is not a full house of children and grandchildren, it doesn't matter if he is a mother or not, anyway, it will be a father. Hong Tao hurriedly explained to his father the issue of his son's ownership, and by the way, he looked forward to the future.
“…… Alas, how did I raise such a freak as you! This, this is too ......" The father made Hong Tao speechless, and he couldn't find a suitable word to evaluate Hong Tao's behavior, so he had to take out the verbal words of the former Hong Tao elementary school teacher, and then looked at his wife.
"What do you think I'm doing! The child was taught by you, and he followed your old Hong family!" The mother is refreshing, as long as there is a fault, it is the father's.
"You can't let me worry...... I still let them behave well every day, but my own son ...... "Father really has no trick with Hong Tao, sighing and patting his thigh."
"Doctors don't treat themselves! What's so embarrassing about this, besides, your son hasn't embarrassed you! How many of your students have opened companies all over the world? How many of them have patents abroad? How many of them have to come to the door to see the mayor after they go out? I'm not bragging, if I think, in a few days, the mayor of our capital will have to come and ask me when I have kung fu! As for my private life, which tendon hinders them! If they all have my achievement, is having a few children the key to the problem?" Hong Tao began to use his crooked reasoning to try to convince his father, of course, he didn't expect any effect at all, the outlook on life, at his father's age, if he wants to completely change, it is basically impossible.
"Oh, I'm just arguing when I come back! What's the use of saying those things! Xiaotao, do you have any photos of your son? Let your father see it, if you want me to say, what's good about foreign countries, let's take it back, I can apply for early retirement with the unit, and help you take care of the children at home." "My mother is not as stubborn as my father, she cares more about her family and children, and when she saw that Hong Tao's father and son were going to quarrel again, she immediately intervened and stirred.
"Oh yes, I forgot, here...... This is the eldest named Hong Shan, born in April '94, and this is the second child, named Hong Jing, born in June. Why don't you wait for the summer vacation, I'll take you and the second elder to the United States for a walk? Their mothers are a bit busy with work and can't leave for a while. Now that my business is bigger, I don't dare to hand over a lot of things to outsiders, or do they help me keep an eye on it, what do you say?" This is Hong Tao's final killer weapon, which has been hidden in his wallet, and he originally wanted to wait for his father to save the scene when he was in a hurry, but now that his mother mentions it, he can only take it out first.
"Actually, I think this Tan Jing is good, she is beautiful and has a good personality, unlike that Hong Kong person, who can't talk about it. Or you will marry Tan Jing, you have children, isn't it just right!" The mother took those photos, the crow's feet in the corners of her eyes were gone, and she touched the little person in the photo, just like touching a real person, and by the way, she also asked Hong Tao about the marriage problem.
"It's still the eldest who is more like Xiao Tao, and the second one looks too weak, like a girl...... Xiao Tao, you must be cautious about marriage issues, feelings are very complicated, for example, me and your mother...... "There is obviously a difference in the aesthetic vision of his father and mother, and he prefers Hong Shan. After seeing his grandson, his feelings softened, and he began to chat with Hong Tao about men's marriage, family, and relationship problems. This is the first time my father has talked to Hong Tao about these things, and it seems that his parents didn't realize that Hong Tao was already an adult.
But this time his father didn't say that he was happy, because the cunning Hong Tao only left him more than an hour, and with his mother present, even if the earth was going to be destroyed tomorrow, he had to go to bed before 12 o'clock, so Hong Tao succeeded again, and the first day home passed peacefully. What should I do the next day? As long as the first day is over, the anger of the parents will basically disappear, and all that remains is to listen to more of their nagging and teachings.
And the mother has issued a Jianghu assembly order, the next day is Saturday, at noon to go to the Zhangjiafu restaurant to show off his son's achievements, by the way, the gifts and clothes that Hong Tao brought back are distributed to grandparents, uncles, aunts and aunts, leaving the father's teaching time is not enough, Hong Tao rubbed on the bed for a while, the morning self-study has not officially started, and it is time to set off for the banquet.
"Oops...... Second grandma** grandma, you two are forcing me to kneel down and kowtow, right? Let's not bring such a play, but the New Year is not a festival, how can you put on all the silk clothes! Are they here to welcome me home, or are they here to attend my memorial service?" "Entering the gate of the Ninth Master's Mansion, Hong Tao found that the atmosphere was a little wrong, and he met several neighbors in the courtyard when he was a child, all dressed like people's representatives. Hong Tao didn't dare to go inside, the cat was in the concierge and planned to find out the situation before going in, and it happened that the second master came in with a crutch, dressed like the landlord Lao Cai during the Republic of China. (To be continued......)