Chapter 165: Potatoes and Taxes

"How's it going? It's the third day, when will there be another big news?" Mike Caviser with short fiery red hair also appeared out of nowhere, staring at the boy with wide eyes, looking like a curious baby: "Last year, you were sleeper, but you bravely wrote yourself into the "Iluvita Academy Memorabilia" in the first class of school, and you can't be cowardly this year." ”

Merlin finally survived Brand's class, only to feel that there were still various magical curses on his body that continued to erode, and he said angrily: "I'm going to find an opportunity to blow up Brand's office, how about any good suggestions?"

"Ahem, ahem!" Mike almost didn't catch his breath, he looked around like a thief, and then carefully looked at Marcas Aminno and Tilna from head to toe like a traitor, and then lowered his voice and said to Merlin: "Say, when will you do it, take me one with me, and let me be in the limelight......"

His voice lowered by two points: "Don't say it, there may really be such an opportunity recently." ”

"Huh?" Morin was stunned.

Mike glanced at the three of Marcus and grabbed Morin, "Remember what I told you about the real role of the Troublemakers Alliance?"

The boy nodded.

Last semester, in order to investigate the lost cane, Morin joined the Troublemaker Alliance, and learned that the alliance was actually the "microphone" of the Academy Troublemakers to the Academy Elves, and the Academy Troublemakers were responsible for finding loopholes in the magic enchantments and rules of the Academy, and the Alliance was responsible for using these loopholes to play pranks and attract the attention of the elves to improve them, so as to avoid unpredictable things from happening in direct contact between the two levels of consciousness.

"I may have discovered a big bug recently," Mike said, "and maybe I could use this vulnerability to mark Brand's office, even if I can't blow it up and throw a few disgusting stink bombs into it." Of course, you have to make sure that Brand is no longer in school, otherwise there is no chance. ”

“…… Just use the stink bomb!" Morin said heartily.

The loopholes found by the academy troublemakers are still safe and secure, and Faith used the loopholes to get in and out of their dorm room last year and couldn't even find the problem with the elves, and Brand probably couldn't find it either.

According to the book, the stink bomb was originally an alchemy tool used to drive away animals, and it can be made from a mixture of countless different odors, and once released, it stinks for a long time, and is often used as a prank by students of the magic academy.

"In today's class, there are as many kinds of magic as there are smells. The boy thought viciously, and the pain in his body seemed to be much lighter......

……

Because the differences between the several schools of law in the second year are not obvious, the three schools have a lot of compulsory courses to take together this year, and if students are to evaluate the most difficult course from it, [Basic Magic Analysis] must be among the best, unfortunately, the follow-up course of this course is still one of the compulsory courses of Mo Lin's classical mage school.

"It's a nightmare that started with potatoes. That's what the seniors commented.

"When you're done with the year, you don't want to touch any more potatoes. The third-grader said.

"Oh, Potato, why are you called Potato ......," said the debacled third-grader.

However, the energetic professionals are always not afraid of hardships and difficulties, and the comments of the seniors clearly aroused their curiosity, and one by one they were looking forward to their teacher in the classroom, Professor Vavagula Sharp Nose. Only a few students, such as Marcus, opened the textbook in advance for the sake of preview, and then scratched their ears and cheeks in front of the first page that they couldn't understand, until their cheeks were scratched, and still couldn't understand it, and thus foresaw that the future was bleak and the course would be difficult.

The sharp-nosed professor walked into the classroom with a bag of potatoes on his back.

The long-necked, sharp-eyed students could already see the potatoes - they were large but no different from ordinary potatoes, and the short, pointy-nosed professor could not carry too big a bag on his back, and it didn't seem like he was going to give one to each of the students present, much to the disappointment of many long-awaited students.

"While I know you're a little biased against our goblins, our potato stew with lettuce cream soup is universally delicious. Professor Pointy Nose tried to start his lesson with a light-hearted joke.

The premise is that you don't add long, thick green worms to the soup, Merlin thought stiffly.

Looking at the pale faces of the people around him, he knew that he was not the only one who had the same thoughts, Marcas's face had begun to turn blue, obviously remembering some terrible experience, Morin guessed from the intensity of the blue on his face that maybe he had accidentally witnessed something like a goblin feast.

Goblins' sense of humor is basically on the same level as their definition of food, and the sharp-nosed sensei probably realizes that his humor doesn't help, and rolls his long ears helplessly (similar to what a normal human would mean by rolling their eyes).

"Class, class!" he exclaimed.

"Magic analysis," Professor Sharpnose said, putting the potato bag aside and jumping onto the podium, "it is to use the method of calculation to draw a model of the spell, and from this to optimize the magic, improve and fuse it to achieve the desired magic effect." ”

"Perfect magic!" he emphasized, "is the core purpose of this science." ”

The goblin professor snapped his fingers as he spoke.

A potato floated out of the net in front of the goblin professor.

"Although the development of magic cards has been perfected, and its simplicity and ease of use have been recognized and promoted by the vast majority of magicians, as students of the magic school, it is necessary for you to learn more about some of the most basic spell models, as well as the basic ideas of using magic analysis methods to create and optimize magic. ”

"Especially for students of the classical mage school, you will also have to take the subsequent magic analysis course, which is an essential foundation if you want to study magic. ”

"This year, we're going to learn a lot of one-ring spell models in detail and fuse them together. ”

Professor Pointy-Nose stretched out a finger to circle around the potatoes in the air, and Merlin noticed that he had the thin, curved nails characteristic of goblins, similar to some of the claws of beasts, which goblins were said to be able to easily discern the texture of the goblins by striking metal or scratching gemstones.

"Now please pay attention. The goblin professor said, "I'm going to cast a spell next, and there is only one spell, but this spell model involves the spell structure of many common one-ring spells, so please pay attention to distinguish them." ”

As he spoke, his fingertips fluctuated with a hint of magical power.

A faint pink glow poured out of his fingertips, enveloping the potato floating in the air the next moment.

Professor Pointy-Nose lowered his hand, "My magic has been cast, please keep an eye on this potato." ”

Finally, it was time for the senior seniors to talk about potatoes, and everyone was in high spirits, carefully looking at the potato wrapped in a faint pink light in the air.

"Will it explode, will it explode?" whispered a mechanical student.

"Maybe it's a powerful alchemy potato bomb......"

"I guess the professor will turn a potato into a potato seedling...... "One Life student guessed.

"Or use the transformation magic to turn a potato into an animal!" guessed the student of the classical mage school.

"No way—shapeshifting magic must require much, much more mana—" another student denied.

But the truth is often not as wonderful as expected, or rather, the truth is a little more exciting than imagined, and under the watchful eyes of many students, Professor Pointy Nose turned that potato into a lot - french fries.

I saw that many blisters first appeared around the potato, and those blisters washed the mud off the surface of the potato and fell to the side, and some flickering wind blades began to cut off the skin of the potato with great precision, and then the peeled potato split into strips of uniform thickness in the air.

[Water Condensation], [Blistering], [Wind Blade], [Cleavage]...... Maureen counted silently.

The potato strips of uniform thickness are circled in the air, the water droplets appear at the time but soon turn into some orange oil droplets to wrap the potato strips, a flame appears in the center of the vertical ring composed of potato strips, and soon burns more and more, eight air mirrors are arranged in turn around the potatoes to block the light and heat, and each potato strip is slowly rotating.

[Object Transfer], [Condensation], [Oil Transformation], [Flame], [Oil Flame], [Air Mirror], [Rotation]......

Morin carefully recognized that the goblin professor's magic had now shown the characteristic structure of more than a dozen one-ring magics, and if it weren't for the detailed spell illustrated book in his head, the boy might not have recognized so much.

It was only a short moment before a fragrant smell spread, and the boy heard Marcas's stomach rumbling next to him, and then his own stomach growled, and the two looked at each other awkwardly, and couldn't help but see the golden and crispy fries being roasted by the flame.

If only I could have one—the idea came to many students' minds.

As if knowing what the students were thinking, the magic in front of the sharp-nosed teacher was nearing the end, the flames gradually extinguished, the mirrors disappeared one by one, and then the baked fries flew in front of the students, because the potatoes were quite large, but each student was given one.

I didn't care about the heat, so I blew it twice and put it in my mouth, hmm...... Finally comfortable...... I also tasted the salty taste, and it seemed that there was still [Salt Crystal] in the magic just now, but I didn't pay attention to when it was added.

"Okay, now who's going to tell me about seeing those spell structures?" The goblin professor also twisted a french fries and put it in his mouth to taste it, but then rolled his long ears again, probably not understanding why the other races found this food delicious. It's not as good as the roasted worm legs, okay......

"Condensation!"

"Flame Technique, Air Mirror Technique!"

The students reported their answers, which seemed a little chaotic for a while.

"Is there anything you can do?" said Professor Pointy-Nose, fanning his ears.

The class was quiet, and the magic had just cooked a potato that had just been dug out of the soil into delicious french fries, and the whole process used many different spell structures, if it was preserved, it seemed that it could only be summed up by one name...... [French Fries Technique].

"Maureen!"

Seeing that everyone was silent, Professor Sharpnose called out his favorite student in the unit computing class last semester, Maureen Callander.

"Hmm......" Merlin snapped his fingers and began to recall: "Condensation, blistering......"

As the boy announced the names of the magic one by one, many of the students had surprised expressions on their faces, and it was the consensus of everyone that the "Sleeper" had learned the history of magic well, but when did this guy secretly read the magic illustrated book so well? Otherwise, it would be impossible to recognize these characteristic structures from those flashes of magic process.

Isn't he unable to use magic cards? Doesn't it hurt to see so many Pokédex......

If Mo Lin knew what these people were thinking, he would probably burst into tears on the spot: Why don't you feel heartache! These all kinds of magicians can use as many magic cards as they buy, but what about me?! I haven't learned a few magic in total since I came to the magic academy, and the most proficient one is the [Flash Technique] used to run.

“…… There are also spins and salt crystals that I don't know when, a total of twelve magical characteristics. Maureen spread his hands: "That's all I can recognize." ”

"Not bad, not bad, plus five points. Professor Pointy Nose rewarded.

"There is also a [Petrification] and a [Petrification Dissolution], which are magical structures that are activated during the peeling stage, and there are no obvious features that you can't notice and forgiving, and there is also a [Adsorption Technique] to dry out too much free water elements during the burning process, and a total of fifteen characteristics of a one-ring magic spell structure appear. As for the salt crystallization, it was used after the final flame had been extinguished, and was done according to the process of Gessock's human recipe. ”

Speaking of recipes, Professor Goblin frowned, and his forehead turned into a stack of furrows, as if he had a lot of criticism about Gessock's human recipes.

"But is it really just magic?" asked one of the classmates.

Many people have the same question, whether it was one magic or many different spells in turn.

"That's a good question," the goblin professor summoned the fifteen spell images he had just used and placed them behind him (the dynamic spell images that magic cards would show on the front), and he himself took a step forward, stepping from the lectern onto a taller, bright green magical dazzle barrier.

"For you, since you haven't studied classical casting, the most intuitive way to tell if magic is individual or multiple in a row is to see if you can make it into a magic card. He casually tapped the spell image that lit up behind him and said:

"Similar to classical spellcasting, you should be aware of the fact that you only need to mobilize the magic once each time you cast a spell, and complete the activation of the spell model once. Although it may take a long time, the three steps of building the spell model, mobilizing the mana, and activating the spell model are all done sequentially and independently and all at once, and do not intersect with each other. ”

"Casting magic multiple times is to mobilize mana to activate a spell model, and then mobilize mana to activate a spell model, and although the final effect may be the same, it is much less efficient and greatly delays the casting time. ”

"But wouldn't it theoretically be a lot more complicated to use a spell model like this one-time activation?" Tilna asked.

"Hey...... goblin professor smiled:

"That's natural, because it's a lot more complicated, so you need to spend more energy to do it. ”

A bad feeling rose in the students' hearts.

"In the first half of this semester, we will explain these spell models of one ring of magic in depth, in the middle of the semester, you need to cooperate to design and complete a spell model of [French Fries] and improve it every week until the end as your practice results, groups with insufficient numbers can be combined with each other, in addition, I will choose a group of spell models for you to eat before each class, I hope you can work hard. ”

Teacher Sharpnose said, "Of course, in order to practice, you need to learn to directly use your mental power to build a spell model and cast spells, which is one of the most difficult parts of this class, and your [Spiritual Perception] course will also cover this aspect of the content. But for the vast majority of students, this may be the only opportunity in your life to cast magic without using magic cards, so please cherish it. ”

"Now let's explain the basic structure of spiritual power and elemental resonance......"

……

While the fragrant fries are delicious, the rest of the course is hopeless.

Because only students of the law school have this lesson even faster than Anna Gu's history of magic, it is hard to imagine that the voice of the goblin professor can be so high and short when he talks about the class at a young age, and the magic structures that appear in the sky of the classroom need to be seen clearly with the skills of mental perception, the numerical formulas for deriving efficiency make people's scalp tingle, and the long and lengthy analytical theories are even more drowsy.

At the end of the class, even Morin, who had studied classical casting, didn't understand the theory of this lesson, let alone Emino and Marcus, the two of them didn't even have the heart to eat, Tilna looked a little better I don't know if it was because the expression of the Vess Demon Spirit was more difficult to show, but her dark red ray right eye kept flashing at high speed, and Mo Lin panicked for a while.

It seems that the free time in the evenings and on weekends is basically locked in advance by this course.

"Don't be discouraged, everyone! it must be difficult to get started with this knowledge!" the goblin professor encouraged the departing teenagers in the classroom, "Time is gold, and if you go back and spend more gold with your talent, you will definitely get something!"

Dizzily returning to the lounge of the dormitory castle, Merlin discovers even more desperate news.

The academy elf brought him a reminder from the Elemental Temple: Dear Profession Mr. Maureen Calland, please pay the first half of the professional tax as soon as possible, if you fail to pay it after the expiration date, you will leave a bad record, your highest career badge level is a second-order mage, plus the other five career badges are a total of ......

Three thousand four hundred and seventy gold coins.

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