Telling jokes in the Fuyang Gang and Heng Qianqiu competition is a big joke in itself.

Even if Dinghun and these guys don't think the jokes are funny at all, they will definitely pretend to be funny in front of Heng Qianqiu. So this kind of bet that will definitely lose, Wen Renran will not fight with Heng Qianqiu.

Thinking in his heart, Wen Renran groaned: "Uncle Heng, since my sister has responded for me, I naturally can't admit it here." But it's not more interesting than telling jokes, so why don't we compare our strength again?"

Hearing Wen Renran say this, Heng Qianqiu was even more happy, patted his chest and laughed: "Ha, compare your strength with this overlord, Wen Renran, you are up!"

"Of course not, I didn't have a say just now, so it's up to me to make the conditions here. My sister and I are together, and I will tell jokes, and my sister will compete with you. ”

Wen Renran shook his head and answered, then stared at Ji Wuflaw with some resentment, and said, "What do you say, Sister?"

The afterglow swept across the Qianqiu, Ji Wufang shrugged his shoulders lightly, shook his head and smiled lightly: "Okay, I have no problem, it won't be me who loses anyway." ”

"What a mi! I heard that you actually looked down on me, let me and a ...... in a skirt"

Wen Renran slapped the table: "Uncle Heng, don't you have the courage to bet with us?"

"Hmph, bet on it, anyway, I can't drink ten jars of wine, this overlord will win!"

Tell jokes that your side is a "home advantage", anyway, Dinghun must have hated this side in his heart just now, and it is a ghost not to stumble. But when it comes to competing for strange power, Nu Li has won twice before, and you are asking for your own death.

"Okay, hurry up, this overlord will come first!"

Heng Qianqiu put down the wine vat angrily, stared and thought for a while, and blurted out: "Once upon a time, there was a woman who wanted to get married, but she didn't believe in Buddhism. Her parents weren't allowed. The woman had no choice but to persuade him to study Buddhism, and after some time, her parents asked her how the object was, and the woman said that he had believed in Buddhism. After that, her parents said that they could get married, and who knew that the woman was crying and hanging, do you know why? Because the man really went to be a monk, isn't it funny!"

He didn't give people time to react at all, and finished the story plainly, so what is the point of the joke? Heng Qianqiu looked around after speaking, but Wen Renran was stunned on the spot, and he didn't react for a while.

"Hahahaha...... The big brother told jokes so funny, and the brothers felt that there was absolutely no one in this world who was more powerful than the big brother telling jokes!"

"yes, yes, the jokes of the Overlord are the funniest. ”

"That's right, there's no one in the world who is more powerful at telling jokes than Hengba. ”

Although it was very likely that everyone had other ideas, Dinghun still took the lead in applauding, and the other younger brothers, of course, did not want to enjoy Heng Qianqiu's retaliation, and followed one after another with a smile and a very happy look.

When people heard this, they had to hate in their hearts: Dinghun you laughed so against your will, don't you have a little burden of conscience? Can you do a little more fake? These reckless people have no discipline at all!

With so many people cheering on, Heng Qianqiu said with great satisfaction: "It's time for you to hear people, but you should also understand that this overlord's ability to tell jokes is unmatched, I think you still obediently admit defeat!"

"Hmm...... The overlord's joke is really extraordinary, and I can only sigh to myself, let's replace the next one. ”

Yokoaki has a home advantage, and it seems that he can't win more than this. Saying that, he wiped away a cold sweat, and Wen Renran pondered in his heart, anyway, as long as it is the result of one win and one loss, at most everyone will level each other, and there is no need to drink this extra wine.

Holding his absolute trust in Ji Wufang, Wen Renran stared at Ji Wuflawless with blazing eyes, and pleaded seriously: "Sister, please don't play with me, you must win a thousand years!"

"You beg me?" Ji Wufang smiled with his eyebrows.

Wen Renran was embarrassed and said: "Don't be like this, this bet was originally made by you for me, and you should make some efforts, right?"

"Yes, but you'll have to pay off your bet. ”

Wen Renran was surprised: "None of those just now?"

"How can these wines be counted, and what do you have to do with me in feasting with them?"

put the three consecutive thousand miles drunk that he had prepared one by one on the table, and said flawlessly: "Sister doesn't embarrass you, as long as you drink these three pots of wine, I promise to win." In addition, it is forbidden to cheat and force alcohol out of the body. ”

“……”

The so-called lifting a stone to shoot oneself in the foot is nothing more than that, and Wen Renran expressed his deep helplessness about this. However, there is no turning back from the bow, if Ji Wufang releases water again to let Heng Qianqiu win, then it will really be hopeless.

As soon as he gritted his teeth, he went out to open the wine seal, raised his head and poured a pot of thousands of miles of drunken grunt, wrinkled his brows and said, "Isn't it just a thousand miles of drunk? There is no problem at all, come again!"

"Uncle Wenren, if your eyes hadn't turned red, it might have been more convincing. Zhuge Ping, who went up the mountain with Zhuge Wanzhao, pointed to Wen Renran and unceremoniously debunked it.

The strength of the wine is indeed a little powerful, Wen Renran let go of his usual restraints, picked up his hand and responded: "Hey, I said little girl, your father was seriously injured and dying in the southern and northern battles with Tiance Zhenlong, or did I find someone to save his life later, can't you save me some face?"

"The face is earned back by yourself, what does it mean for you to be angry with Ping'er? Okay, I'll let you understand that the power of this overlord is definitely not comparable to a person wearing a skirt!"

"Hmph, that's too early to say. ”

Whether it is Nu Li's subconscious or Ji Wuwu at this moment, he will not have any good feelings about Heng Qianqiu's words. Seeing that people were convinced and admitted defeat, Ji Wuflaw smiled and stopped carelessly, stood up and said to Heng Qianqiu: "Okay, how do you want to compare, I will let you lose convincingly." ”

"Wow wow, wow, more arrogant than this overlord, I want you to look good!"

Zhang Xu's Dinghai needle was deeply pestled into the ground, Heng Qianqiu pressed the top of the exposed half with one hand, and the bull's nose gasped: "As long as you can pull out this branch, this overlord will count you as a winner." ”

The woman with a cold temperament asked, "It's that simple?"

"Simple, try it, isn't it easy!"

"Really?"

Walking to the Dinghai needle, Ji Wufang tried to pull it up, but he didn't move at all under the brute force of Heng Qianqiu, and said with a little interest: "Well, your strength is indeed rare in my life, but it is still a little worse to win me." ”

"Blow, blow again, this overlord sees you blow the cowhide, hahaha!"

Heng Qianqiu was clearly sarcastic, and Ji Wuflaw did not refute, but just rose up to the upward momentum. Suddenly, the Dinghai needle, which was several feet deep underground, even though Heng Qianqiu tried to press down and struggled to blush and have a thick neck, he still couldn't stop the Dinghai needle from being pushed out of the ground little by little.

"Wow, it must have just passed Halloween, and the eldest brother will lose!" Ding Hun rubbed his eyes and shouted in disbelief.

Gloating and drinking the mellow wine in his hand, Wen Renran stood towards the two of them, and waved his hand sharply: "Uncle Heng, you can't leak your air, if you lose to your sister, you will lose your adult, how will the brothers mix with you in the future? You are in Miss Ping's heart, the glorious and tall image of Niu Abel is about to collapse completely!"

Seeing that Ren Ran and Dinghun were picking their heads, a bunch of people immediately followed and coaxed. Heng Qianqiu was even more angry, and suddenly the green tendons of his hands were exposed, and he gambled the weight of his entire body, desperately not letting the Dinghai needle leave the ground.

It's just that Ji Wuwu's strange power is even more unreasonable, and after a while, the street was even connected with Heng Qianqiu himself, and by the way, the Dinghai needle was lifted together.

"Wow, wow, this overlord has lost to a woman for the second time in this world, and I'm really angry with me!" Although he still felt incredible, Heng Qianqiu still waved his hand happily and yelled at Wen Renran: "Okay, hmph, this overlord submits defeat, Wen Renran you win." ”

"Then according to the gambling contract, should we settle the matter?"

"Nonsense! One win, one loss, ten jars of wine, one person and five jars, no one is allowed to cheat!"

“……”

According to this result, why is it that after winning, this side still suffers a loss, but Ji Wuflawless is a steady profit?

Putting down the wine jug in his hand, Wen Renran glanced at the table, and felt that the three pots of Qianli Drunk had been drunk unconsciously, and when he realized this reality, his mind was also a little painful.

"Uncle Heng, we've fought with Bo Xun together, right?"

"That's right, but what are you asking for?"

Wen Renran didn't answer and asked: "So we can also be regarded as having a fateful friendship, right?"

"It has to be counted. ”

"Shouldn't good friends share the same difficulties?"

"Of course. ”

"As an elder, should you shelter your juniors from the wind and rain?"

"It's all nonsense!"

"Well, in that case, you'll take care of my five jars of wine. ”

"No problem...... Phew!"