If people don't have dreams, what's the difference between them and salted fish?

Many people were stunned after seeing Lu Yu's news.

But when they saw the salted fish lying on the ground with their bellies turned and their eyes rolled and their faces loveless, they all burst into laughter!

"Poofha! Lu Yu's metaphor is too 6! I'm laughing to death! This is a salted fish that has lost its dreams!"

"Hahahaha...... Let me laugh for a while! This metaphor is too vivid, too domineering!"

"666~Lu Yu, you're too damaged, aren't you?Master Zhou is this salted fish? Not to mention, it's really a bit god-like!ahahaha......"

"It's not just an image, it's just a long-lost twin brother, okay? Hahahaha!"

"Maybe it's the true character performance of Master Zhou Xianyu? Look at that little look, look at that little expression, that charm...... No way! I sprayed all the good tea! Lu Yu, you pay me for the tea! Hahaha!"

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Many Internet buzzwords in this world are not the same as Lu Yu's original world, such as the salted fish stalk, which is not available in this world.

After throwing the first "salted fish bomb" to detonate the urine spot of the audience, Lu Yu simply opened the P-map software to chase after the victory.

According to the impression in his memory, he quickly moved the mouse on the picture he found, intercepted it, and rendered it......

A moment later, another picture was sent out by Lu Yu.

This image is of a hand-drawn chubby salted fish sitting on a couch holding a cup of tea and looking up at the sky at a forty-five degree angle.

The accompanying text under the picture: "Ah~ I am almost a salted fish in Zhou......"

As soon as the picture came out, there was another burst of laughter on the microbroadcast.

"Hahaha, it turns out that becoming a salted fish is Master Zhou's dream!"

"Poof! No wonder Master Zhou said that dreams are useless, it turns out that he has successfully realized his dreams hahaha!"

"666~ This cup of tea is simply a stroke of genius!

……

Zhou Anping was so angry that he was almost speechless when he saw this, Lu Yu, this kid is too damaged! I, Zhou Anping, a dignified national second-class tea man, was compared to a salted fish by you?!

It took a long time for Zhou Anping to speak again: "@陆雨! You have deceived people too much! I will hold you legally responsible!"

Unexpectedly, as soon as these words came out, there was a burst of joyful laughter under the micro-broadcast message.

"Hahaha, Lu Yu, you have to be careful! Master Zhou wants to sue you for violating his portrait rights!"

"Master Zhou is so funny, Lu Yu didn't even mention your name, what legal responsibility do you pursue? Do you understand the law?!"

"Master Zhou's IQ is also convinced, you still have to go to court in the micro-broadcast scolding war?!!hahaha!"

……

At this moment, Lu Yu had just finished the third picture.

A hand-painted salted fish looked up at the sky at a forty-five-degree angle with tears in his eyes, holding a hundred-dollar bill in his hand.

Text description: The IQ of this salted fish is seriously in arrears, so take it and recharge it for me......

"Poof! Hahaha! No, I don't know how many times I've sprayed today, my IQ is in arrears?

"10,000 666! I also took Lu Yu's goods, can you think of this kind of word?@周安平, don't recharge your IQ, even if you charge a million, you can't beat Lu Yu! ha!"

"Hahahaha! I'll just say why did Zhou Xianyu jump out at this time? It turns out that his IQ is already in arrears!

"Damn! From today on, I'll be Lu Yu's brainless fan!

"Me too! I must be a brainless fan! No matter whether it is tea art, speech or comics, I am afraid that I will not be able to find a second one in all of China!"

"Hahaha...... Zhou Xianyu kicked the iron plate this time, Lu Yu is definitely a bug-like existence!

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By this time, Zhou Anping's fans had been completely stunned by Lu Yu's wave of "salted fish bombs".

Lu Yu, this kid is simply too rebellious, and in a few words and a few pictures, he directly singled out a fan group of a national second-level tea person? !

It's not a dream, is it?!

At this moment, there is almost no need for Lu Yu to make a move, and witty and happy netizens have followed suit.

Zhou Anping just sent a message of "Lu Yu, you wait for me!", and immediately a netizen made a picture under the microbroadcast, a salted fish stretched out a human arm, pointed in one direction and said with tears: "There is a kind of you don't leave after school, this salted fish is not finished with you!"

Zhou Anping once again issued a message, "Netizens, please calm down, don't be bewitched by Lu Yu, a traitor, and target me!"

Netizens who were quick under the microcast immediately sent pictures.

A salted fish fell to his knees and burst into tears: "Why are you all targeting me? I'm just a salted fish......

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After several messages were ridiculed in a row, Zhou Anping was so angry that he kept silent, and his fans were all stunned.

But this obviously can't affect netizens who are happy with attributes, and countless salted fish emojis have swiped the screen......

A salted fish ran with tears in his eyes: "I don't believe it's true!"

A salted fish hugged his knees and looked up to the sky with tears streaming down his face and sighed: "Yusheng is so difficult, let me die alone......"

A salted fish stuck its head in the dirt: "You can't see me!"

A salted fish knelt down in tears: "Please don't dry me anymore, okay......"

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In the end, Zhou Anping even had to directly turn off the comment function of Weibo, which finally made netizens stop brushing pictures.

But these pictures instantly spread all over the Internet, and all sections of the Tea People Forum have been reprinted, and all the P picture gods have taken action, having a lot of fun.

Lu Yu didn't expect that the combat effectiveness and enthusiasm of netizens would be terrifying, so he simply watched from the sidelines.

Not only that, but through this scolding battle, he was surprised to find that his word-of-mouth value had increased by a large margin, almost exceeding 500,000!

Is this okay? Spraying people can also increase the value of word of mouth?

Lu Yu rubbed his chin a little confused, is this really the rhythm of making me an Internet celebrity first and then a tea man?!

At this moment, a netizen named "Shifting Wind and Flowers" posted @Lu Yu on Weibo.

"Brothers, the battle just now was really exciting! Our combat effectiveness is simply off the charts! We already have so many people, isn't it time to set up a Lu Yu fan group? @陆雨, you came out to say something!"

As soon as this message was sent, hundreds of fans left messages of support.

"Yes, @陆雨, it's a pleasure to fight with you!

"Agreed! Establish a Lu Yu fan group now!"

"I second!"

"I have to join!"

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Seeing that there were more and more fan messages, Lu Yu groaned for a moment and took a deep breath, and his fingers quickly tapped on the keyboard!

"Thanks to everyone's love for my Lu Yu, since the moment I decided to become a tea man, I have already set the goal, to let our Chinese tea and tea civilization stand at the top of the world! This is destined to be a difficult and bumpy road, I don't know if you are willing to go with me Lu Yu?"

After a while, "Shifting Wind and Flowers" replied: "Okay! Life is a lifetime, so why not go through it? No matter how difficult this dream is, I will accompany you through it!"

Fans replied: "What's the point of going once, no matter how difficult it is, we will accompany you through it!"

Lu Yu looked at the screen and was deeply moved, and made an expression of clenching his fists: "I can fight with you, I Lu Yu and I am honored!"

Shifting wind and flowers fall with everyone: "Advance and retreat with you, share honor and disgrace!"

On this day, the Lu Yu fan group and the national second-level tea people became famous and were born!