Today is the Lantern Festival, the days go by so fast, in the blink of an eye, I have not been in touch with Xiaofan for a few days, although I am depressed, I don't feel that there is anything sad about it.

In the past few days, I stayed at home, basically every day is to eat, sleep, bath and draw talismans, this day is simply a deep mountain monk, I even began to admire myself, after all, only sixteen or seventeen years old, so endure loneliness.

These days, I don't bother with the soul mantra anymore, because the soul mantra is only suitable for ghosts who have wandered in the world for a long time, and this diǎn is a bit difficult, because the reason why most of the ghost souls don't go to reincarnation, a big one is because the qualifications are not enough, and they don't even have the qualifications for his mother's reincarnation.

It's like in real life, the government doesn't issue you an ID card, which is equivalent to you not having zài, it turns out that ghost reincarnation also needs to be proven, which is really fucking advancing with the times.

"Woo la, woo la, Ulaula Ula, Ulaula Ula, Ulaula Ula...... I love bathing, my skin is good, oh oh oh ......"

As the phone rang, I looked at the screen and it turned out to be Mr. Black's.

"Eh, what's wrong?"

"Hey, is it Ruoyu? I have something to do with you. ”

I rubbed my temples, and this embryo must be fine.

"What do you need my help with? You haven't called for half a year, and you have something urgent to call, let's talk about it!"

He also retorted, maybe Mr. Negro knew, he couldn't say me.

"Eh, have you been free for the past two days? I want to chase a girl, let's join forces?"

I was silent for a while, and then smiled sheepishly, "Isn't this okay?

", you dare to rob Lao Tzu and sue Xiao Fan. ”

Eh, my stinky temper, I just slapped my thigh at the time, okay guy, my wings are hard when I grow up, dare to use Xiaofan to press me!

Brother will rob you to see, it's a big deal to break up!

"Don't use Xiaofan to press me, don't want me to help you get out of the boat as soon as possible, don't pull me on the boat for fear of being robbed. ”

"Don't mind, I'm joking! You are so handsome and handsome, how can a dashing and dignified person rob me of a girl!"

Don't say it, I'm just going to rob you, I'm just upset.

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Hanging up, a plan was formed in my mind, and I agreed with Mr. Negro that on the night of the beginning of the school year, I would go and ask the girl out, and then hand it over to him, and he would compensate me for sacrificing my hue afterwards!

At that time, I asked him why he didn't look for someone else, and he just replied to me lightly: Everyone knows that you have Xiaofan in the whole year, so I won't be defensive against you.

Damn, I've become a transporter.

I smiled at the time, and a slightly lost plan was formed in my mind.

The night is dark and the wind is high, a girl and I are walking in the vast sea of people, I have been educating her all the way about what defensive attacks should be made when she is raped by a man, in order to effectively break the shackles of this person.

Heavy attacks on the Iron Egg Commander with infinite bullets, causing him to lose his combat ability in an instant, and the heavy one bids farewell to his military career, and the light one is killed and one is wounded.

Although it was damaged, it was naturally impossible for me to let this kind of thing happen too strictly, so I reminded him on the phone that you must be sure and sure to protect Commander Tiedan, otherwise you will have infinite sorrow of Dandan.

Although he didn't take it seriously, my conscience was finally okay, after all, I had reminded him. (Hehe, I feel like I'm diǎn cheap.) ）

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Today's Lantern Festival, the day of the appointment with the strange old man, for me who keeps my integrity, this must go.

After lunch, I took the rune paper accumulated in the past few days, and when I was ready to go, I bought some yellow table paper and cinnabar by the way, and went straight to the clothing street.

The still hazy red beach of light is sprinkled at the door, and the residual sun when the sun sets, there is a kind of loneliness.

The door was open, the beaded curtain was opened, and the furnishings inside seemed to have not changed in the slightest, and I shouted a few times and no one answered, so I simply watched from the room.

There is a kind of sandalwood fragrance in the room, and the curling green smoke comes from the inner room, and there is nothing strange about it...... The inner room was dark, and I was trying to find the switch, but I couldn't find it, so I had to use the faint light of the phone screen to move forward.

The inner room is small, less than twenty square meters, with a bed, a chair, a wardrobe and a pair of shoes, and that's all the room has.

As I entered the room, my mind unconsciously increased its vigilance by several notches.

I lit a cigarette in annoyance, where the hell did this old guy go?

As I was about to leave, the moment I turned around, I saw a yellowed face, a shriveled face, dull hair, and a stern look on that face.

In short, you guessed right...... I was scared!

"Fuck you!" I couldn't help but explode, and was about to kick out, when the person on the other side took me one step ahead of me, and the cigarette stick that he had smoked out of nowhere hit me on the forehead.

'Boom!'

"Ah, it hurts...... Good fellow, you are elusive, don't you know that people are scared to death?!" I said angrily, touching my forehead.

"Hehe......" The old guy smiled, turned around and left, and then his voice came into my ears: "Boy, your parents didn't teach you to go to someone else's house, you can't walk around without the consent of the master's family!"

I cursed him with my teeth and claws the moment he turned around.

"Well, if you come on time, I won't care. The old fellow looked at me and pointed to the chair across from him with his cigarette stick: "Sit down." ”

I covered my forehead, squinted at the old guy, and didn't say a word.

He smiled, I really don't understand why he smiled so brightly, I just know that my goosebumps gradually came out of my skin, which made me very unhappy.

In the end, I couldn't bear it anymore and asked angrily, "Old fellow, what do you need me to help you with?!"

He pulled out a few square pieces of paper from his pocket, and I looked at them suspiciously, until he took them to the table still in front of me, and by the red light, I could barely see what seemed to be me.

I reached out to get a closer look, but the old guy hit the back of my hand again...... This old thing, you can't say it well!

"Before you look at it, you answer me a question. ”

"If you have a fart, let it go quickly, and don't delay Lao Tzu's time. ”

He was not annoyed, and smiled as always: "Who is your master?"

"I don't know, it's going to be after a few dreams. I replied directly without hesitation, this is my idea as always, and I must not let people know that Lao Jun gave me this qiē, and the most important one is diǎn, so it is also false and true, suitable for confusing people.

"What, how many dreams?" his smile froze.

"It's just a few dreams, what's the problem!"

I glanced at him, could it be that you expect Lao Tzu to sue you...... That's right, my master is Taishang Laojun, this qiē was taught to me by him, and this kind of thing can't be said without being imprisoned in a mental hospital!

"I see. The old guy gave me a deep look and replied without being salty.

"Yes!" I reached for a few pictures and looked at them carefully.

The figure in the photo is indeed me, only the side face and back, a total of five photos, four in the hospital, and one in front of Mr. Gou's house.

What is this old guy doing with me? From a photo point of view, it's a pretty good shot, eh...... Brother's side face is very handsome, the first one and this one are OK.

"Oh, old fellow, can you give me these pictures?!" I asked delightedly.

"Yes, I'll send you, I'll have it here!"

"Thank you!"

He said, yes, what does that mean?

I slapped the table and pointed at him and shouted, "Why are you taking pictures of me?"

"Study you. The old guy smoked a cigarette and said without raising his eyelids.

My hairs stood on end in an instant, and my heart throbbed...... Don't think it's fun, if somebody says to you one day, "Hello boy, I want to study you."

I'm seeing if you can still laugh, I'm afraid you'll hit the south wall when the time comes!

At this moment, I have the idea of wanting to run away immediately, this old guy looks very deep in the city, and his face is not shocked, but on the other hand, I am so jerky, I can be called childish.

"What the hell are you going to do to me?" my voice trembled.

"Young man, don't worry if I don't kill. The old guy looked at me with a smile and said, "I'm just curious about your teacher, so I have to study you...... Okay, sit down, let's get down to business. ”

"Can you say something at once, I'm scared to death!" I snapped and lit my cigarette and took a hard puff.

"Have a sip of tea, and listen to me. The old guy handed over a purple sand teacup, and then cocked Erlang's legs and said.

Drink your sister's tea, you're going to fucking study me, I have to drink that fucking to really have a problem, at this moment I really want to take a pen and a piece of paper, and calculate what Lao Tzu's psychological shadow area is.

I sat back in my chair, and the old guy opposite me was like an old box that had been sealed for many years, with a rotten aura wafting, and even my mind couldn't help but be infected, and it was strangely quiet.

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ps: I don't want to reward or ask for anything else, I just hope to finish this book well, worthy of Brother Qilin, and those friends who have always supported me.

At the same time, I also know very well that there are many friends who are diving, silently supporting me one vote at a time, thank you very much! Although I didn't see you leave comments, but your silent vote made my heart very warm.

Thank you!