Chapter 4 The Poor Man's Suffering, the Poor Man's Suffering, the Poor Man's Suffering
The impact of the words was more powerful than Han Ling's sudden appearance, but before this explosive news could be accepted and even reacted, Han Ling himself had already jumped down with a kind smile on his face; "Let me introduce myself to the three of you again, my name is Han Ling, Cold Han, Ling of Bingling." ”
Unlike Han Ling, who was smiling as if she was harmless to humans and animals, and the immature and cute girl who seemed to be completely hostile, the atmosphere between Wang Tianyu and Cheng Ye could still be described as sabre-rattling, so there was silence in the castle for a while.
"I would never be with this sinful fellow, but if you wanted me to judge him, I would be glad enough. After a long time, Wang Tianyu almost gritted his teeth and said this, and finally broke the silence like death.
"Don't be self-righteous, I will never be a companion with a guy like you who casually attacks others and inexplicably accuses others of sin," Cheng Ye replied, "A companion is a trustworthy partner, and a guy like you, if one day when I fight bloody battles in front, you will take the opportunity to give me a hammer in the back." ”
"What nonsense are you talking about! I will never betray my comrades-in-arms, but why did you become a ......" Wang Tianyu was furious when he heard this, but his words of counterattack were ruthlessly interrupted by Han Ling:
"Calm down, dear paladin, I don't think there is any sin in this guy," Han Ling smiled and walked in front of Wang Tianyu, he was obviously much shorter than Wang Tianyu, but the momentum he exuded made Wang Tianyu's face a little pale, and he couldn't say the words even in his mouth, so he could only continue to listen to Han Ling," I can tell you very responsibly, the bloody killing breath on his body is definitely not from killing, if you say that he is a dirty thief, then his body and stealth are completely introductory, don't mention to me anything to destroy nature and kill wild animals, that's all, wild animals don't take people as desserts are giving people face. ”
"You're also seeing him for the second time, right?" Wang Tianyu asked a little unconvinced: "Then how do you know that he hasn't killed anyone?"
"It's very simple," Han Ling smiled slightly, but the words he uttered were not as gentle as his smile, "because I've killed a lot of people, that's all." ”
"It's a lot of people. ”
"Uh......" Wang Tianyu seemed to want to say something, but couldn't say it, so he fell into thought.
However, at this moment, an exceptionally hearty but heavy wheezing voice came from outside the door, interrupting Wang Tianyu's thinking.
"Words and deeds must be logical, and things like trials must be executed only with evidence," accompanied by the sound from far to near, a sweaty little fat man snorted and gasped and gradually exposed half of his body, and that person was Zhao Qianyu, "It is unreasonable to call others guilty just by relying on instinct and intuition, and it is a big mistake to try to carry out so-called purification...... So why are there so many steps to climb in front of the castle...... Excuse me...... Can someone pull me along......"
"I can't walk. ”
Everyone watched the little fat man named Zhao Qianyu bend down, put his hands on his knees, and his wheezing was so loud that it was even like a dilapidated bellows, and for a while they had to complain about his embarrassed appearance, as well as the difference in speaking style and content before and after.
In the end, Wang Tianyu, who was still upright and kind, stretched out his hand and pulled him, and Zhao Qianyu leaned on the somewhat dilapidated statue at the door without any image, "Everyone is a poor person with a story, why should we be difficult for each other?"
"After all, you've all been invited here by that guy named 'Mo Yan' for various reasons, right?"
"So, did he tell you why you came?"
Cheng Ye looked at Zhao Qianyu and frowned slightly, did not speak, Han Ling punched Zhao Qianyu on the shoulder without force, Wang Tianyu's sister was thoughtful, but Wang Tianyu himself put down his sister, straightened his waist and responded proudly: "Dedicated to the Holy Light, I don't think I ......"
"You're a paladin, right?" Zhao Qianyu looked at him with interest.
"That's right, I, Wang Tianyu, am willing to offer myself for the holy light, punish the darkness and eliminate ......"
"Don't have a girlfriend, do you?"
Wang Tianyu looked dazed, and didn't seem to react to what Zhao Qianyu was saying, and his mouth suddenly couldn't make a sound.
"The mainland has been peaceful for a thousand years, and there is no shortage of paladins in the church at all, so once you finish your studies, you are doomed to be unemployed, and you can only do chores like cleaning altars or cleaning toilets in the Holy Light Church, and because the Holy Light will reward you for your efforts, you don't have a salary, right?"
Listening to Zhao Qianyu's words, Wang Tianyu's face was a little gloomy.
"Even if they go out, the nature of the clergy's adventures can only be regarded as a trip to accumulate experience, and it is the duty of the paladins to help the troubled people, since it is an obligation, how can they be paid?"
Wang Tianyu's face became even heavier.
"So do you have a house, do you have a mount, do you have savings?" Zhao Qianyu showed a look of pity, Wang Tianyu wanted him to stop, but he couldn't make a sound when he opened his mouth.
"Do you live in a public dormitory full of men covered in stinky sweat? Mounts are creatures that live in dreams, how can they afford to raise them, only their own legs are the only useful means of transportation, as for savings, hehehehe. ”
Wang Tianyu coughed violently, and the rest of the people seemed to be trying their best to hold back their laughter, but Zhao Qianyu didn't seem to realize it, and continued to take care of himself: "Even if I finally met a simple and lovely girl, I was willing to get very close to you regardless of your poor conditions, but for some reason I never expressed my attitude, and when you finally mustered up the courage to ask, I found out that people still thought that the paladin was a knight of the gods and could not marry for life, so I just regarded you as a best friend in my heart." ”
"The most terrifying thing is that the love affair of the paladin's companions has been exposed and they have been excommunicated, although it seems that they are extremely happy, and they can be together without hindrance in the future, you can't help but feel happy for them, but they are clearly men, and they are all normal people who like women, right?"
"Even in the dormitory where I live, some people are starting to feel that men are not completely unacceptable, right?"
"I'm curious, do you have any roommates......"
Zhao Qianyu squeezed his eyebrows and showed a strange smile.
"Say you, very, but, love?"
"Poof. Wang Tianyu suddenly spit out a mouthful of blood, his face was full of embarrassment and resentment, and his sister on the side couldn't help but laugh.
And as Wang Tianyu's sister took the lead in laughing, Han Ling couldn't help but smile and shook his head, while Cheng Ye patted Wang Tianyu's shoulder with a look of concern, as if he wanted to say, "Brother, it's really not easy."
Loud laughter echoed through the castle, and for a time it was filled with a cheerful air.
And as the initiator of all this, Zhao Qianyu just spread his hands and shrugged his shoulders, and said with an innocent face: "I have said everything, how can a poor person suffer for a poor person, since you don't admit that you are pitiful, I can only tell you, after all, people can't always deceive themselves, right?"
And the direct result of this sentence is that everyone present laughs even more cheerfully.
Finally, the little girl was the first to stop laughing, although the smile on her face was still uncontrollable, she still tried her best to put on a serious expression and stretched out her hand to Zhao Qianyu, "Duck, the intermediate pastor of the Holy Light Church. ”
"Zhao Qianyu, civilian. Zhao Qianyu was stunned for a moment, and then stretched out his hand.
I don't know why, I only feel that a blood-red word "danger" seems to appear in front of my eyes.
"Claiming to be an elemental prayer envoy, I don't know how to come up with such a name for the middle two," at this critical moment, Han Ling's voice came from the side, "It's a perverted lolicon, repeat, perverted lolicon." ”
And at this moment, the eagle suddenly withdrew his hand, looked at Zhao Qianyu fearfully and vigilantly, and protected his arms in front of him.
"Hey!" Zhao Qianyu looked at Han Ling, with an angry expression that the duck had flown away.
"What? is Lolicon?" Wang Tianyu was shocked when he heard this, and the Holy Hammer began to shine, "Holy Light!
"It's none of your business!" Zhao Qianyu shouted angrily at Wang Tianyu, "And I'm not Lolicon, I'm just a feminist of a young girl!"
"What is a feminist of a young girl!When did such an organization appear in this world!" Cheng Ye's gauntlets have long disappeared, and he is actually not good at words after living in the mountains for a long time, so he was forced by Zhao Qianyu at this time to complain, so he had to helplessly hold his forehead, "Moreover, this guy is the brother of this little girl, so he ......"
So there really is something about him, Cheng Ye added in his heart.
"Did you hear that~" Han Ling patted Zhao Qianyu on the shoulder and said in an outrageous cute voice, "It's my brother." ”
Zhao Qianyu didn't respond to Han Ling's ridicule, he thought about it calmly, and began to ponder how to save his bad image of "Lolicon identity (of course, he didn't recognize the perverted identity in front of Lolicon)", and then, he gave up thinking.
"First of all, he's not an elder brother, he's an idiot, a stupid and a nasty ghost," however, the duck spoke, and at the same time gave Wang Tianyu, who was next to him who raised his head and straightened his chest with an excited expression of "My sister calls my brother", "Secondly, this guy is of no other use, but he is very beaten, so he doesn't have to care at all." ”
At that moment, Zhao Qianyu showed a strange happy expression.
At the same time, Han Ling began to think about the feasibility of sending Zhao Qianyu to the town's police station.
There is no need to think about whether you need to send it in, but unfortunately, because there is no out-of-line behavior, the police station will not detain Zhao Qianyu, which is also a point that Han Ling has always been quite dissatisfied with - isn't it good to prevent trouble before it happens? Isn't it too late to wait until something really happens?
Cheng Ye looked at Wang Tianyu, who was still full of excitement after being kicked by his little feet, and felt sad about his dark future.
The so-called close to Zhu is red and close to ink is black, and after living with such a group of strange things for a long time, can he still be a normal person?
"I'm thinking about this is an abandoned castle, why is it your academy. Cheng Ye felt that the voice outside the door was somewhat familiar, and when he looked up, he saw that it was a big man who was a street performer over there a few days ago.
Before he could say a word, another familiar voice came.
"That's right, that's our academy. Mo Yan took a step, and a simple word "we" was equivalent to pulling everyone present onto the boat, as for whether it would be a thief ship, no one knows, "Everyone, as companions in the future," he smiled and continued, "What do you think?" ”
Silence, embarrassing silence, the cheerful atmosphere in the castle has vanished, almost everyone has looked at Mo Yan with guarded eyes, and no one is willing to take the initiative to speak.
"I wonder if I've been scammed. Finally, Zhao Qianyu broke the silence and shrugged his shoulders, "Abandoned castle, a group of minors, let them get together for various reasons and ways, all of this is very doubtful, and even I am already thinking about your purpose now." ”
"Zhao Qianyu, sixteen years old," Mo Yan did not respond to his words, but instead introduced the "reckless man" who took the lead in speaking, "The demon soul is a rare thunder and fire dual system, most of the combat skills have explosive power, and at the same time, he is good at using various means to seek advantages for his own battles, from the ......"
"Shut up. Zhao Qianyu, who had been joking and smiling since he met everyone, suddenly felt frosty, and in an instant, rising flames rose from the ground, and the chains constructed by lightning pierced the air and pointed directly at Mo Yan.