As soon as I entered the bedroom, as soon as the door closed, I felt two dark shadows rushing towards me.

That posture is like two tigresses.

The second daughter's hands were on me, up and down.

"it, let it go!" I exclaimed, and quickly pushed the second daughter away, ran into the bathroom and locked the door.

"Yu, you'd better! now!now!Come out immediately!" Sister Fan arrogantly stood outside the bathroom and threatened me.

"That's right, I agree with Xiaofan's statement!"

While Gao Wen echoed, I hurriedly glanced at my second brother.

Damn!

Who pinched it just now?

"I'm not going out......! Hurry up and go to sleep!" I said inexplicably panicked, nervous.

It is rumored in the world that the most poisonous woman's heart is true!

Didn't you get drunk by my mother!

The two old ladies actually took their anger out on me, his uncle!

"Okay, you'd better not come out!" Sister Fan continued to threaten: "The old lady has a lot of time to spend with you, is it enough for a lifetime?"

"Yes, I followed you anyway, and it won't last long for a lifetime, but it's enough to torture you. ”

Two women, singing and harmonizing, blocked the door and arrogantly threatened my 'life safety'!

Two old!

I was so angry that I took off my clothes and showered as fast as I could.

The moment I pulled the bathroom door, I was at war with heaven and man.

This time I go out, either you die or I die, but I am afraid that I will have to get up at noon tomorrow, and my legs will be sore and weak.

I was excited and complicated, I wanted to open the bathroom door, but why was there a cold sweat dripping?

I am like a soldier who is gone forever.

Outside the door was the arrogant threat of the two old ladies, and I kept comforting myself, for the dignity of men, isn't it just seven times a night!

Lao Tzu fights!

He shouted in his heart: "Fight to fight!"

As soon as she opened the door, the second daughter was stunned!

I looked at CL in a daze, and immediately turned red and jumped on the bed in a panic!

Hmph! I'm still pretending to be shy, and I'm all going to bed!

I looked at the second daughter with disdain and jumped up.

In the dark, he pounced on the second daughter.

With two exclamations, this place is like a peach blossom in spring.

……

After a night of fighting, they finally hugged each other and fell asleep.

On the second day I got up early and was awakened hungry.

The revival of the immortal bloodline, coupled with the excessive loss of energy last night, rushed to the nearest breakfast shop as soon as he woke up.

Gobbling up for more than half an hour, he finally fed himself.

In the eyes of the stunned diners, I returned to my accommodation with a large bag of takeout.

The strange thing is that I thought that Sister Fan and Gao Wen would sleep until noon, but I never thought that I would wake up from the room in turn after I got home.

What's even more strange is that I feel that the second daughter's skin seems to be whiter and tenderer, her facial features are more three-dimensional, and her face shape is similar to that of a foreigner.

The second daughter greeted me and gathered around the table to taste the meal I had brought back.

"Why do you two wake up so early?"

I was puzzled and asked.

Gao Wen shrugged and said, "After you got up, we also got up, and we were not sleepy at all." ”

"Yes, Yu, I'm really not sleepy at all!" Sister Fan bit the meat bun, her big eyes were bright like stars, and she was also surprised when she tilted her little head.

"That's weird!"

I circled around the table, wrinkling my eyebrows in thought.

Isn't it because of the revival of the immortal bloodline?

I don't have that thing with me now, does it have anything to do with that?

Sister Fan is a celestial body, according to what my mother said, her physique can be combined with me, but Gao Wen is obviously an ordinary person, why hasn't there been an accident?

The union of the undead and the human race, the chance of a pregnant woman and a baby alive is less than 1 in 100, although I don't know if it's true or not, and from the mouth of someone I trust, I naturally believe it.

After thinking about it to no avail, my mother walked out of the bedroom just in time.

There was a slight flash of light in her eyes, which made Gao Wen feel furious.

"Mom...... Mother...... You're staring at me. Gao Wen Xu is not very used to it, but Sister Fan looks at ease.

"Why did you two get so white and tender overnight?"

The mother poured a cup of hot soy milk, held the ear of the cup in one hand, and held the bottom of the cup in the other, looking at the second daughter with a hint of laziness.

Suddenly, my mother changed her words and said to me, "Did you not bring it again?"

My palm holding the hallway slipped and I fell to the ground.

Hiding behind the entrance, he nodded to his mother secretly.

Sister Fan and her second daughter are only in their early twenties now, and the girls are thin-skinned, so I have to save some face for them.

"That's right!" the old mother nodded her head and said to the second daughter as usual: "If there is a fine texture on the necks of the two of you one day, it will be there." ”

"Isn't it Mom?" Sister Fan shouted, "I'm just going to college, so it's too early...... Dot...... It's here. ”

Sister Fan looked at her mother, but her tone became quieter and quieter.

Gao Wen's body shook, bowed her head and said nothing, seemingly concentrating on drinking soy milk.

I suspect that maybe she thought that if she had conceived earlier, it would have been okay if she had dropped out of school.

As long as I can have a higher status in my heart than little Van Gao.

Although Gao Wen has been relieved, she is a woman after all, and this little caution can't hide it from me.

"No problem!"

The old mother refilled a cup of soy milk, turned around and walked towards the hall, and her voice came slowly: "If you want to give birth to offspring, it will take at least a few years." ”

I raised my eyebrows and got up, Gao Wen suddenly said, "Ruoyu, are you really a human being?"

"Of course Yu is a man!" Sister Fan responded to Gao Wen with a calf protector.

Subsequently, the snake and other youkai woke up in turn.

The pig just had a big belly and sat down alone, occupying almost a quarter of the table.

After eating, a group of people played poker, watched TV, and chatted in the room.

It was almost noon, and my mother took the lead to take everyone out to eat delicious food, and the pig was close to my mother affectionately, complimenting my mother and Bodhisattva's heart.

In the end, he volunteered to hold an umbrella and carry a bag for his mother.

Can you imagine the feeling of a big man who is more than 200 pounds and more than 1.8 meters tall flattering, holding an umbrella and carrying a bag for a woman about 40 years old, followed by a group of people?

That's simply a living person to avoid, if it weren't for the fact that there were two beauties in our group, Xiao Fan and Gao Wen, who supported the scene, it might have collapsed.

It looks like a group of underworlds, and my mother is the eldest sister.

……

Wandering around Z City, my mother and three other women dragged me into a brand-name clothing store.

Three women, one of them chooses a set of dinner clothes, and I try them on one by one.

Whenever I walked out of the fitting room dressed neatly, my mother stood in the middle, Sister Fan and Gao Wen leaned left and right, and the three girls judged me together.

It's either that I'm too ruffian, or that the designer has a problem, or that I'm too shiny and worried that I'm hooking up with other female friends at dinner.

The mall has four floors, and I was pulled from the first floor to the fourth floor, where I visited a total of 37 clothing stores.

One hundred and fifty-one evening dresses were tried on.

They couldn't stand it, so they finally applied to their mother to play alone, and after agreeing, a group of monsters were like canaries released from the birdcage, and they quickly fled the scene with joy.

I pouted and looked at the corner where the monsters had left, and at that moment I wished I wasn't me.

Finally, it was close to five o'clock in the afternoon.

Mom, Sister Fan, and Gao Wen are each carrying a brand of packaging bags.

When the three girls lifted the three bags in front of me, my palms began to sweat, my teeth chattered, I kept swallowing, and my legs trembled slightly.

"Yu, I chose this set for you. Sister Fan smiled beautifully, and handed the bag forward.

I finally broke out in a cold sweat on my forehead, squeezing out an ugly smile.

Gao Wen suddenly said loudly: "Ruoyu, this set of clothes is my best choice, you must wear it to the dinner." ”

My throat is dry, and it's not that I don't pick it up.

Mom, help me!

His neck stiffened and turned to his mother, looking at her with blank eyes, and tears of hope flashed in his pitiful eyes.

Finally, my mother spoke.

"The clothes you two have chosen are too immature. The mother then said: "Flat-mouth dress, in line with Xiaoyu's current age group, go and change it." ”

My chick nodded his head in response, and couldn't wait to take the bag from my mother's hand.

A cigarette escaped into the men's toilet, and he quickly dressed neatly.

Adjusting the bow tie at the Adam's apple, I was in the mirror, wearing this costume, like a ruffian prince of dark horses.

I belong to the type of man who is thinly dressed, undressed and fleshy, with a relatively long body and distinct five knuckles.

It's this hairstyle that needs a little bit of tidying.

When I appeared in front of the three girls in this box-top black dress.

I could clearly feel the eyes of the three men, like Western dragons that had seen something glittering with gold.

"A ruffian smile, an angular silhouette, a crimson bow tie...... Wow, Ruoyu, you're so handsome!" Gao Wen was the first to run over, her eyes lit up, and she couldn't help but nod her head in praise with a smile.

Sister Fan was more shy and stayed by my mother's side, until I approached, Fang Yurong said a little ruddy: "Yu, you are so attractive." ”

While the second daughter praised me, my mother looked carefully left and right, and said critically: "The hairstyle is a little messy, go and tidy it up." ”

Hearing my mother's words, my legs went weak and I almost fell off the elevator.

It's scary to go shopping with women, and now I'm going to have to get my hairstyle done, my god...... I would rather Mr. Zhang never gave an invitation.

Leave the shopping mall and dress up in a glittering private clubhouse.

I sat upright in my chair, the hairstylist just said don't move, and I sat like a puppet for more than an hour.

When it was almost the starting point of the evening, the three of them nodded with satisfaction.

However, I have been 'tortured' to the point of collapse.

"Sir, look in the mirror. ”

I got up and looked at myself in the mirror, I was very handsome, handsome.

There was a far-fetched smile on the corner of my mouth, Lao Tzu was about to collapse!

"It's almost time, just Gu Gu called, I want to send you over, it's almost there. Mom glanced at the clock and said.

The moment I walked out of the private club, I felt like I was out of the world.

The sun was scorching at noon, and now night falls.

An inconspicuous Audi A4 stopped at the door, Gu Gu held a cigarette in one hand and placed it outside the window.

"Stinky boy, pretty handsome. Gu Gu smiled and praised.

I smiled wryly and got into the second seat, and the three of my mother sat in turn.

With the turn of the key, the Audi drove away from the clubhouse and went straight to the famous social club in Z City.

"Fangshang Heaven belongs to the name of the Tang Group, celebrities and wealth gather, a famous social club in Z City, the dinner is just a gimmick, the main purpose is you will know when you arrive. ”

Paradise?

This name has a deep meaning!

The car drove slowly, and after a while, Gu Gu drove into front of a clubhouse that looked similar to the hotel.

The place is crowded with people, with a red carpet at the entrance, and a group of waiters in black suits flanked by a red carpet.

As soon as I got out of the car, Gu Gu pulled away.

That's high enough!

Around the waiters were a large number of reporters, holding cameras, illuminated by flashing lights from time to time.

I was a little nervous, the first time I was in and out of a fancy clubhouse for a dinner party, I didn't know anything about it before, and I tried to reassure myself as much as I could.

With a smile on the corner of his mouth, his words and deeds were slightly stiff, and his steps were a little flustered and he walked into the door of the clubhouse.

At the gate, there was a tall bodyguard guarding me, reaching out to stop me who was about to enter and asking me for an invitation.

I threw them at random, ignored them and went in.

One of them took it in a hurry, and the inviter written on the invitation was Mr. Zhang, not me.

"Stop!"

I don't know if my limbs are developed, but my mind is really simple.

The man who had seen the invitation ran to me with a lot of shouts.

As soon as I saw this posture, I didn't stop rubbing my hands on the ground, and my nervousness was swept away, and I grabbed the palm of my shoulder when I pressed it.

The footsteps moved, circled behind him, grabbed his calf and threw it violently.

The big man slammed into the gate with a clang.

Another person saw me shoot so hard, took out the walkie-talkie and shouted: "Someone is making trouble at the door of the clubhouse, and there are not enough people." ”

After saying this, he picked up the dizzy man and looked at me like a great enemy.

I smiled coldly and said, "What do you two mean? Is it that the master didn't have an invitation or is he just trying to find fault?"

The sound of my collision with it caused a commotion among the reporters at the door, including some celebrities who were about to enter behind me.

For a moment, the atmosphere was deadlocked.

"I'm just being ordered to find out who is coming!"

The big man who was being supported looked at me with horror in his eyes and responded angrily.

"Huh!"

I smiled coldly, and that posture didn't look like a simple confirmation.

I won't run away, just wait for them to gather, since Elder Zhang didn't let Gu Gu come with me, naturally I have to solve the problem myself.

A series of footsteps came from the corridor, and then I was surrounded by a dozen people.

The scene was about to erupt for a while.

"Who is making this time here?

"Brother Hao, it's him!"

The person known as Brother Hao, wearing a casual suit, teased in a mocking tone: "Are you making trouble in the club?"

"Exactly!" I replied with a ruffian grin, with my hands in my pockets.

"What a big boldness! Dare to make trouble in heaven in the square, you are the first person!" Brother Hao raised his hand, and then said: "Up!"

I have such a violent temper, and before these people can move first, I quickly stepped forward.

A punch was thrown out violently, and before Brother Hao could react, the whole person had already flown out.

The whole person hit the wall, like a dead dog, lying on the ground motionless.

When the rest of the people saw this, they were about to make a move, and I kicked it out, and the people in front of me flew out upside down in an instant, and hit one or four or five people.

Three punches and two kicks, clean up these people.

He looked at the guard as usual and said, "Where is the banquet?"

"In ...... At...... On the second floor!" said the guard.

"You take me up!"

I won't allow him to refuse, and I'm going to approach him step by step.

He was frightened, hurriedly put down the big man he was supporting, and hurriedly led the way in front of me.

I followed him, stepped into the elevator, and under his guidance, I soon arrived at the banquet venue.

Good guys, just with a banquet of this scale, there are thousands of people.

I patted the other man on the shoulder and stepped out and approached the ballroom.

The so-called celebrities in it are either dancing or toasting and talking.