Gao Feng's mobile phone was pranked by three viagras, which made all the beauties criticize him, scolding him as a contemporary Chen Shimei, a wolf in sheep's clothing, and even the boss of the express company was very ashamed of Comrade Gao Feng, feeling that this was not what a man did.

Gao Feng couldn't wait to jump into his mobile phone and punch and kick the three viagras, what kind of prank he didn't do, why did he have to do this kind of prank.

Not long after Gao Feng finished scolding, his ex-wife's phone rang again, Gao Feng scolded three more people on the phone, and he was so angry that he was about to drop when he lifted the mobile phone, and was hugged by Xiao Wang, the courier who grabbed the WeChat red envelope.

"Brother, didn't you persuade me not to be impulsive just now, I also advise you not to be impulsive now, don't drop your mobile phone for a prank, I see that your mobile phone is not cheap, it should be worth nearly five thousand yuan." ”

Gao Feng was persuaded by the courier, he felt that it was not a prank between colleagues, there was no big problem, then there was no need to be angry, and the anger to the mobile phone, and it was not the mobile phone that provoked himself, the mobile phone is also a living object, and the mobile phone is now in people's lives, occupying a very large part, once some people leave the mobile phone, it is really dark in their eyes, and they don't know how to live.

"Brother, I listen to you, I won't be angry with this mobile phone, and you won't worry about those three colleagues, isn't it just a prank, it's not a big deal, and it won't die." ”

"Brother, what you said is so reasonable, that's it, isn't it just a joke between colleagues, what's the big deal, the sky can't fall, and people won't die. ”

The courier and Gao Feng sang together, thinking that people should understand the reason, don't get angry because of a little thing, he also took Gao Feng's mobile phone, and smiled at Gao Feng, Gao Feng felt that there was something special about the courier's smile, as if there was something hidden in it.

"Brother, why are you smiling at me like this, you don't have any purpose, right?"

"I'll check, I'll let you prank, I'll let you prank, Lao Tzu can't get used to your pranks, quite old Lao Tzu was also pranked by you when he fell in love, and he turned out to be single now, I let you prank!"

Gao Feng hadn't fully reacted, the courier of Xiao Wang had already dropped Gao Feng's mobile phone to the ground, he immediately raised his foot and stomped on Gao Feng's mobile phone, and the whole person went crazy like just now.

The courier's madness was so fast that Gao Feng and everyone didn't react, Gao Feng's mobile phone was stomped to pieces by him, scattered all over the ground, and he also scolded himself in a slang manner.

"I'll go, brother, you told me not to be impulsive, but why are you impulsive, that's my mobile phone, that's not your mobile phone!"

By the time Gao Feng came to his senses, it was already night, and his mobile phone had been scattered, and there was no one in it.

"Brother, they are all pranks, they joke too much, aren't you impulsive, aren't you a man, if you don't impulse, I'll impulse for you. ”

The courier had an angry look, Gao Feng couldn't pull it, and kept stomping on the fragments of those mobile phones, Gao Feng also found that his ex-wife's phone was still talking, and Xiong Erwei's voice came from the receiver.

"Brother Gao, you have to wait for us, wait for us to get the express mail when we arrive at the scene, this express is also sent by us." ”

"Xiong Erwei, what are you talking about, you also bought these two packages!"

"Damn, I let you prank, Lao Tzu let you prank, Lao Tzu's wife was run away by you, you are still pranking, Lao Tzu can't stomp you!"

Gao Feng heard Xiong Erwei's voice on the phone, and he hurriedly asked what was going on and what was going on with these two packages.

Before Gao Feng could finish asking, the courier stomped seven or eight more feet, completely stomping the mobile phone to pieces, and Xiong Erwei's voice was also stomped off.

"I'll check, you have a brain disease, you can't wait for Lao Tzu to finish asking. ”

Gao Feng was so annoyed that he sealed the courier's collar and gave him two slaps at that time, and the goods kept scolding.

"Lao Tzu can't get used to pranks, Lao Tzu hates his mischievous colleagues, and Lao Tzu was miserable by his mischievous colleagues. ”

"My brother is your brother, you hate those mischievous colleagues, what are you angry with Lao Tzu's mobile phone, Lao Tzu hates you to death now, you can't wait for Lao Tzu to ask about the situation and then stomp on it, you fucking cheap feet!"

Gao Feng wanted to smoke this goods again, but was stopped by the courier boss, and the group of beauties also came up to persuade him, and the courier was still talking.

"Brother, didn't you persuade your brother not to go to the old one, not to come to the new one, now you just don't go to the old one, the new one doesn't come, you can buy a new mobile phone." ”

Gao Feng was speechless: "I'll go, it turns out that you're going for this, you just let me change my phone." ”

"Brother, what should you do with this package, do you pay for it, or do you want to do something?"

Everyone persuaded Gao Feng and the courier to leave, the boss of the express company asked Gao Feng, Gao Feng also scratched his head, this is really a problem, this package is Xiong Erwei They got it, although I don't know what I bought inside, that thing was really bought, then I have to pay, this money should be paid by Xiong Erwei, but Gao Feng knows that the three viagra are so poor that they are reluctant to buy underwear, their underwear is broken with several holes, and they have been wearing it for four or five years, and they are still wearing it in their pants, where do they get the money to pay?

"Brother, your sister-in-law has an idea, don't be in a hurry to pay, you just eat boiled peanuts here, while waiting for your colleagues to arrive, and then ask about the situation when they arrive, and make this matter clear, you will not be wronged even if you pay. ”

"Well, brother, I'm here with my wife is right, let's wait for your colleagues while eating boiled peanuts, all the beauties. ”

The proprietress of the courier company was so hospitable, she brought a large pot of boiled peanuts, made a folding square table, everyone gathered in a circle, and the unique fragrance of boiled peanuts hit people's noses.

"Brothers, sisters, you're welcome, your sister-in-law doesn't have anything valuable here, there are a lot of boiled peanuts, I have already boiled two large pots, this is still far from two hundred and fifty catties." ”

"Oh, sister-in-law, you really cook two hundred and fifty catties, this pot is enough, and two hundred and five don't sound good. ”

The proprietress was too real, she said that she was going to cook two hundred and fifty catties of boiled peanuts, and she really wanted to finish boiling it, but she was hugged by Mei Gui and Wang Xiaoyue, and she was not allowed to cook it anymore, the proprietress also said.

"Sisters, your sister-in-law also thinks that these two hundred and five are not very good, so I will cook two hundred and fifty-one catties for you, so that there will be no taboos. ”

"Oh, sister-in-law, don't cook any more catties, now that's enough, don't go, let's all come together." ”

The proprietress was dragged away by several beauties, and she accompanied the beauties to eat boiled peanuts, and the boss of the courier company really brought two bottles of two pots, he gave Gao Feng a bottle, and Gao Feng waved his hand to tell the boss that he was driving.

The courier, Comrade Xiao Wang, came over, snatched the second pot head in Gao Feng's hand, unscrewed the cap directly, and put it in front of Gao Feng.

"Brother, you have to drink this wine, it doesn't matter if you drink it, your brother and I will send you back, if you don't drink it, you won't give me face, and you are also scheming with your brother, and you are angry that your brother dropped your mobile phone. ”

"Brother, you dropped my phone, of course I'll be angry, brother, I don't know what stimulation you were before, but you can't use my phone to vent, but this matter is over, I don't care, I also know that your salary is not high, and you can't afford your mobile phone, I don't want you to lose, and as you said, the old one doesn't go to the new one, just when my phone is dropped." ”

"Brother, you are so good, in order to thank my brother for his affection, I will do it first. ”

The courier took the bottle of Erguotou in front of Gao Feng again, poured mouth-to-mouth long running water into his stomach like water, and drank half a bottle in one go, he didn't mean to stop, and the sprinkling water also flowed out along the corners of his mouth, drenching his chest.

"Brother, aren't you going to send me back, you're drinking now, how can you send me back?"

The courier poured most of the bottle in the blink of an eye, and his speed was too fast for the others to react.

"Hehe, brother, don't worry, we have never been afraid to check the wine rack, because our couriers are riding electric tricycles. ”

"I'm going, you're going to ride an electric tricycle to send me, I thought you were going to drive for me, your electric tricycle can run to Tulou Town, don't run out of power halfway through." ”

Gao Feng also remembered the scene of himself riding an electric tricycle and walking around the park with Leng Yan a few days ago, and that time he made himself miserable, and his legs were so tired that his calves and stomach still hurt a little.

"Big brother, this brother can really drink, he is a lot, he drank most of the bottles in one go, let alone eight taels. ”

Gao Feng looked at the courier's drinking posture, and felt that this guy was a drunkard, and the amount of alcohol was very good, and he could do as much as eight taels in one go.

"What, he can drink, he's still massive, he drinks a small glass of wine and will sleep for a day. ”

"I'll go, big brother, since you know that he can only drink a small cup and sleep for a day, why don't you stop him, then he doesn't want to sleep for a week after drinking eight taels." ”

Looking at the bold appearance of this express drinker, Gao Feng thought he was a massive drunkard, but he didn't expect the boss of the express company to tell Gao Feng very disdainfully that this courier would not drink, and he would be drunk for a day if he drank a small glass, but Gao Feng was so shocked that he couldn't do it, since he knew that he couldn't drink, then why didn't he stop it.

"Brother, the boss is so right, I'm the most undrinkable person, usually I get drunk for a day as long as I drink a small glass of wine, but now I'm drinking eight taels, then I'm going to be drunk for a week. ”

As soon as Gao Feng's words were finished, the courier fell to the ground with him in his arms, and he was unconscious after a while.

"Hey, hey, brother, didn't you say you wanted to send me, according to what you say, then I will have to wait a week before you can send me!"

When Gao Feng went to call the courier, the courier was singing a song in a daze.

"The night of the city is neon, lighting up the darkness and not driving away the loneliness, the exchange of midnight and day, wandering on the street alone, the romance of the carnival lover, all the happiness has nothing to do with me, boring work makes people very upset, I miss you again, where are you, without your company, I am really lonely, my heart is so flustered, filled with fear, without you, I am really at a loss, all day like losing my soul, without your company, I am really lonely, my heart is so flustered, I don't know what to do, without you by my side, I am really not used to it, if it is too late to turn back now。 ”