Chapter 1661: Five Ghost Shopping

The five-colored lights in the dance hall danced on the faces of the five ghosts, and the five ghosts gradually found the beat and danced a little like that.

Especially Sister Li, she threw off the long clothes on her body, twisted her hips and shook her hips, and saw the blood of male ghosts boiling.

"Wife, be careful, don't fall. ”

The male ghost followed his daughter-in-law and carefully guarded it, for fear that the exposed woman would be taken advantage of by the uncles.

"You stay away from me, you stink. ”

Unexpectedly, the woman gave him a blank look, and shouted loudly, this has never been done before, the male ghost frowned, and shouted: "Stinky woman, you dare to scold me?"

Raising his hand to fight, his hand stopped in the air, and he peeked around weakly.

Suddenly, he caught a glimpse of Wang Fan looking over, and hurriedly withdrew his hand and smiled: "Daughter-in-law, I haven't taken a bath for a hundred years, can I not taste it." We'll go take a shower in a minute. ”

The performance of the male ghost made Wang Fan give him a thumbs up, and he turned around to see a tall and thin young man walking into the discotheque.

The young man stood on the edge of the dance floor and was shocked, and several ghosts in front of him, with pale faces, dressed in Qing Dynasty clothes, were very infiltrating in the dim light. Among them was an old man with a big hole in his head and black blood.

The other man giggled with a crocodile-like mouth, and the teeth on his mouth were the length of his forearms. As the young man approached, a ten-meter-long tongue stretched out to his chin and covered his face.

When the young man screamed, his hand loosened, and he fell to his feet with a sharp knife.

At this time, he only felt that his face was greasy and greasy by the tongue, his whole body was cold, a cool breeze was coming from the back of his head, his legs were weak, and he couldn't move when he stood still.

The young man was already too frightened to move, and at this time another person walked in front of him, only to see that this person had a bleeding head with seven holes, and his whole body was very uncoordinated, and his head was very large but his body was very small.

The bloody eyes on the big head blinked, and with each blink, a stream of black blood gushed out, and two blood marks flowed on the miserable white face.

"Young man, let's do a dance!"

The bloody face opened a big mouth, and before he spoke, a mouthful of black blood splashed on the young man's face. The frightened young man stared at his eyes, his whole body was sudden, and his urine flowed out.

But he never expected that this monster stretched out its big hand, squeaked, and tore the bloody head directly off and placed it on the table beside him.

With the other hand, he picked up a bottle of beer and poured it into the bloody mouth, and the beer squirted down his neck and splashed on the young man's pants.

After drinking a bottle, the bodyless head opened its mouth and said to the young man: "Young man, you can have a bottle too." ”

As he spoke, a big hand handed a bottle of beer to the young man.

The young man was already desperate at this time, how dare he drink. He didn't know the strength that came from, so he turned around and fled.

When she turned around, she bumped into Sister Li, and after dancing wildly, Sister Li's temperament became open, and she was no longer ashamed, but smiled: "Handsome guy, don't be in a hurry to go, teach my sister how to dance well." ”

The young man did not dare to answer, so he stumbled out of the discotheque of the power train and rushed outside before shouting: "Ghosts!

The big fat man, who was waiting impatiently outside the discotheque, saw the young man running out alone, and when he saw that he didn't answer, he rushed directly past him.

Da Fat was just about to scold, when he heard the young man shouting loudly that there were ghosts, there were ghosts, and when he turned to look, the kid had already run out of the street and turned the corner, leaving only an afterimage.

"Damn, when did the second donkey run so fast. ”

The big fat laughed and scolded, he thought that the second donkey had suffered a loss in the discotheque, so he ran away when he came out.

"Big brother, the second donkey just shouted that there was a ghost. ”

A follower next to him leaned over cautiously and whispered to Big Fat.

At this time, it was already dark, and it was still cloudy and moonless tonight, and there was no one around, only a street lamp swaying lonely behind everyone.

Although ten people stood together, the voice of the two donkeys just now also made everyone creepy, and the heart said that the two donkeys are not so scary.

"The second donkey is a fool, don't listen to him. Fucking run away like that, and when I run into him, beat him out of the shit.

Everyone will go up together and clean up a few idiots inside.

Tonight I eat, drink, prostitute and gamble, and I have a treat. ”

Da Fat didn't care about the warning of the second donkey, and decided that he didn't plant the goods.

After speaking, he immediately asked people to stand at the door and shouted: "Listen inside, our boss wants you to nag." ”

For a long time, it was still jumping non-stop, and the big fat directly pulled the electric switch.

Wang Fan and the others sighed and walked out, they didn't seem to have had enough.

Da Fat saw that the clothes of the five ghosts were happy, and scolded: "You rabbit cubs, dressed like this and pretending to be ghosts in my shop, who sent you?" ”

Without waiting for Wang Fan to reply, the long-tongued ghost stretched out his long tongue and pointed at the tip of the big fat nose and said, "Master, you can see at a glance that we are ghosts, are you also a master?"

"Huh?"

Da Fat is a murderer who has never believed in ghosts and gods, but the cool feeling of his nose made him feel that it was not fake, and he was also numb, and said anxiously: "What's going on, is this a trick, it's too much like the real thing." ”

"Let you play tricks!"

One beside him was so bold that he swung his sword to cut off his long tongue.

didn't want to eat, the whole person was bitten by the toothless ghost, and he screamed in fright: "Big brother, save me, save me." ”

The big fat man still took care of him, threw away the guy in his hand, turned around and ran away.

Snapping his legs round and running desperately, he understood why the second donkey was running so fast. But when he opened his eyes, he looked again, and hey, why was it still in the same place.

When he looked down, he completely collapsed, and it turned out that two big black ghost hands were holding his arms and lifting him up.

The other person was half a meter above the ground, and his feet were in the air.

In this way, even if he runs for a year, he can't run this street.

The other people who wanted to run were also forced back by a head-carrying monster, and everyone knelt in front of the head-carrying ghost and kowtowed and begged for mercy: "Great immortal, spare your life!

Wang Fan walked out behind the five ghosts, he was already drunk at this time, he looked around and asked, "Which of you is the head?" ”

"Him!"

Kneeling on the ground, everyone knelt with their fingers hanging in the air, and the big fat felt a chill behind his neck, and scolded in his heart, you bunnies, you wait.

Wang Fan followed everyone's fingers to see the big fat who was still running in mid-air, and said with a smile: "I said, are you going to go there?"

"Me, under the exercise, my brother just burst the tungsten wire. Big mouth! Hurry up and replace the tungsten wire with the immortals. ”

The big fat hurriedly shouted to his subordinates to get a big mouth, and the big mouth stood out of the crowd with a trembling mouth and went to close the electric switch.

Wang Fan smiled: "Forget it, we've danced enough, I just heard in it that you want to have a treat, is it true." ”

Da Fat was stunned for a moment, and immediately replied with a smile: "Yes, it is my honor to honor Daxian." ”

"Okay, Sister Li, let's go shopping. ”

Wang Fan snapped his fingers, and the five ghosts dragged the big fat towards the night market.

H City is a city that never sleeps, and the night market is full of people and bright lights. But as soon as the five ghosts arrived, there was a burst of confusion, and the people ran away, and the streets were full of shoes that had run away.

Wang Fan and the others still crashed into a few shops that didn't have time to close, and the stores were completely stupid, Wang Fan asked them the price of their clothes, so they could only nod and say: "Whatever, take whatever you want, just don't want my life." ”