Chapter 748: I've Been Retrograde for More Than Twenty Years
Gao Feng found that the proprietress of this judo champion was not only infinitely powerful, but she was also a great runner, and she ran to the motorway to overtake, and the speed was breathtaking.
This proprietress is still a very serious person, she said that if she wants to carry the peak to Xiaoyue City, she must do it, she also said that as a woman, it is difficult to chase five horses, and the peak is a black line, she is difficult to chase with five horses, and he Gao Feng is a man, can he still chase four horses?
The champion proprietress also emphasized that it is not the four horses that are difficult to chase but the horses that are difficult to chase, and the horses are carriages with four horses, not a single four-horse carriage.
The proprietress did what she said, no one could stop her, and she described herself as once she decided, it was nine cows that couldn't pull it back, not to mention that she was followed by twenty beauties, as well as her own husband.
Gao Feng thought to himself, just the temperament and strength of this boss lady, even these girls and her husband caught up, and they didn't pull her back, she was a tiger going down the mountain.
The proprietress kept running, and found a motorcycle in front, which was an old motorcycle of Happiness 125, and there were five people sitting on the motorcycle, both adults and children, and the whole motorcycle was full.
This motorcycle also does not follow the road, the motorcycle will run to the motorized lane, and the other will run to the non-motorized lane, just like a snake swimming.
Gao Feng knows that motorcyclists in Xiaoyue City don't obey the traffic rules very much, almost don't obey them very much, whether it is a motorcycle rider, or an electric car rider, as well as bicycles and pedestrians, they don't obey the traffic rules very much, they can ride how they want, no matter how they drive like a motor vehicle, they are swaggering.
Just like the motorcycle in front, the cyclist does not ride according to the traffic rules, he rides indiscriminately, and he also carries five people, which is a very dangerous behavior, once a traffic accident occurs, the consequences are unimaginable.
The proprietress of this championship is still a very enthusiastic person, she saw that the motorcycle in front of her was carrying so many people, she thought it was very dangerous, and scolded the motorcycle rider for not obeying the traffic rules and riding blindly, she was about to chase them to stop them, she shouted while chasing forward.
"Hey, the motorcycle rider in front, you stop me, you stop me. ”
When the champion boss scolded the motorcyclist, Gao Feng also said that she was.
"Sister-in-law, you scold people for riding blindly, are you also running blindly, how can you run to the motorway, you are carrying a person, is it also overloaded, and you are also overloaded. ”
The proprietress replied: "Brother, my situation is different, my speed is fast, my speed is faster than a car, the sidewalk can't run away at all, not to mention I am not in danger, we are two people, if something happens, we will kill two, but there are five people, then the accident is to kill five people, don't you know how to count, five minus two equals four, that is four more people." ”
Gao Feng was as drunk as if he had drunk three bottles of Erguotou, I really don't know if this champion proprietress is deliberately teasing, or if the real cultural class is not ideal.
"Sister-in-law, what kind of logic are you, two people are also dangerous, five people are also dangerous, two people and five people are lives, not to mention how can five minus two equal four, that's not equal to three." ”
The proprietress smiled: "Hehe, brother, do you think that our athletes are strong in sports alone, and the cultural class is very poor, right, I can tell you, it's not like that, why do I say that five minus two equals four, that is, in case of danger, I will save my life, and give you away, that's not five minus two equals four." ”
"My God, my sister-in-law was keeping a hand, and you were ready to protect yourself, so I don't want to be in danger. ”
Gao Feng is even more drunk, don't look at the boss's thick body, her head is so fine, she thinks that she will protect herself first if she is in danger.
The proprietress shouted the motorcycle in front of her, but the people on the motorcycle didn't seem to hear it, so the proprietress sped up and chased forward, shouting while chasing.
"Hey, the bastard riding a motorcycle in front, you park the old lady. ”
The proprietress scolded her, and Gao Feng also said to her, how can you scold other people's bastards, this is not good, the proprietress replied Gao Feng.
"Brother, man is the cheapest animal, the more polite you are to him, the more he pretends to be compared, I just called them, they have already heard it, they are just pretending to be deaf and dumb. ”
"Hey, you fat pig, what are you calling nonsense, you don't see that our motorcycles are full, we can't sit down at all, not to mention your fat woman, then we can't sit down. ”
As soon as the proprietress finished speaking, four people on the motorcycle turned around, and the rider was a middle-aged man with a goat's mustache, and he scolded the proprietress very unhappily.
Gao Feng felt that the boss's words made sense, many people are cheap, if you don't be cruel to him, he really pretends to be more powerful than pretending, just like this motorcycle rider, you call him politely, he just pretends not to hear it.
"I'll check, your goat's head, the old lady is a fat pig, what can you do, you have the ability to bite the old lady, the old lady asked you to stop, you still run forward, be careful that the old lady catches up with you and kills you." ”
The middle-aged man with the goat's beard scolded the proprietress, the proprietress was angry, she was most taboo for people to scold her fat pig, Gao Feng didn't scold her just now, she was kicked several times, this motorcycle rider scolded her, how could she stand it, so angry that she gritted her teeth.
"Hmph, you dead fat pig, Lao Tzu will scold you, what can you do, you can bite me, Lao Tzu told you, my motorcycle is full, you are not blind, you are still chasing me, I can't take you fat pig."
Dead fat pig, there was a traffic policeman chasing me just now, I told him this stupid comparison, I can't take extra people on my motorcycle anymore, and he has been chasing me stupidly for eight streets.
Hey, dead fat pig, take a look, this stupid is more than the traffic police, I'm going, chasing so many people behind, how can I take so many people with a broken motorcycle, I can't pay attention to you, I have to run away. ”
The man on a motorcycle also pointed to the back, and sure enough, he found that two hundred meters away from the back, there was a traffic policeman desperately chasing, his hat had run off, his clothes had run apart, and there was only one shoe left on his feet.
"Motorcyclist, you stop me, you stop me. ”
And there is a group of people behind this traffic policeman, of course, it is the beauties of Mei Gui, as well as the boss of the courier company, and the three viagras.
"Hey, you guys are running, you guys stop us. ”
"Hey, wife, you give your husband a stop. ”
The team behind was very spectacular, and it was also a big shout, which made the person on the motorcycle panic, he increased the throttle and rushed wildly, he didn't expect so many people to chase after him.
In fact, the only people chasing him were the boss lady, and the traffic police comrade, and the rest of the people were chasing the boss lady's team.
The motorcyclist was a little panicked, he also rode on the road, one would run the motorized lane, one would run the non-motorized lane, and the other would ride to the sidewalk, causing the car and pedestrians to panic, screaming, and one by one.
The motorcycle was running wildly in front, and the people behind were chasing after it, chasing the motorcycle all the way to the viaduct, and the motorcycle was still going in the wrong direction, drilling in the vehicle, and the thrilling scene was no less than shooting a car action blockbuster.
At this moment, a large container truck came in front of the motorcycle, which was more than 20 meters long, and the speed was very fast, and the truck driver was answering the phone, at this time the motorcycle just came out, and the big truck driver was scared away, the mobile phone fell from his ears at that time, and the whole person was terrified, he did not expect that a motorcycle full of five people would be drilled out in front of him.
The big truck is completely out of control, the driver is frightened and does not have time to step on the brakes, at this time it is quite dangerous to step on the brakes, it is also possible to knock over the rest of the cars, but also hit the viaduct crash wall and roll down, the road above the viaduct is also full of traffic, once the container rolls down, the consequences are unimaginable, there will be an unexpected tragedy.
The big truck suddenly lost control, the goatee on the motorcycle, and the people sitting on the motorcycle were panicked, the big truck was coming straight to them, if it was hit, it would be difficult to find even a piece of complete skin and flesh, this is on the viaduct, once it was run over by the big truck, it was thousands of cars running over, and it was really not easy to keep the intact skin and flesh.
"My mom, it's over, it's all because this dead fat pig has been chasing Lao Tzu, it's all about this stupid traffic police chasing Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu has told you, Lao Tzu's motorcycle is full, you are still chasing, it's over." ”
The middle-aged goatee riding a motorcycle, seeing the scene in front of him, he was already so frightened that his soul flew out of the clouds, he knew that this was over, his motorcycle would only get under the container car, and the consequences could be imagined, not only could he not even find his complete flesh and skin, but he could not even find the shell of the motorcycle.
"Oh, no, this motorcycle is dangerous, this is going to be a big deal. ”
When Gao Feng saw the scene in front of him, he was shocked into a cold sweat, and the proprietress who was carrying her also panicked.
"Brother, what can we do about this, this is going to be a big accident, how can we save him, I knew that we couldn't chase them, I found that after getting on this viaduct, all the cars were going in the wrong direction, and we were going with this motorcycle. ”
"Sister-in-law, are you stupid, what is our retrograde, people are retrograde, that is only we retrograde, and everyone is retrograde. ”
Gao Feng thought that the proprietress was stupid, and even the direction was reversed, and he thought that the vehicles on the viaduct were all going in the wrong direction, and they were going in the same direction.
"Ah, yes, brother, then in this way, I used to carry my husband in the retrograde, so your sister-in-law has been retrograde for more than 20 years, no wonder every time we go on the road, there are a large number of traffic police. ”
"My God, sister-in-law, you have been retrograde for more than 20 years, and you only now know that it is retrograde, and you still don't know why the traffic police have been tracking you. ”
After listening to the boss's words, Gao Feng was really drunk, it turned out that the boss lady was not only retrograde this time, she also went retrograde for more than 20 years, and now it is not the problem of pursuing the boss's retrograde, but how to rescue the people on the motorcycle.