Chapter 318: Diao Xiaochan, a famous nurse
This world lacks everything, but there is no shortage of stupid ratios, Gao Feng's goods are purely a stupid two-ball goods, he can still smell the smell and find someone, unless he has a dog nose.
The beauties scoffed at the peak of the stunned table, it seems that this person is not forever smart, nor is there always a stupid comparison, smart people also have times when they are stupid, and there are times when they will become smarter.
"Gao Feng, you can really smell the smell of Xiang Guang, don't you have a dog nose.
Gao Feng, the smell of the dog is also based on the peeing all the way to find the way back.
Could it be that Comrade Xiang Guangming peed all the way, and you followed him by smelling his urine!"
Gao Feng walked through the bud rice field, and he was followed by Wang Shangliang and Zhang Aiqing and other beauties behind his buttocks, and Gao Feng was happy when he saw the appearance of this group of beauties.
"Haha, beauties, it's not that I have a dog nose, but you have a dog nose, I smell the smell of chasing down to the light, but you smell my smell.
And you look like this, do you want to fight guerrillas, you are Tulou guerrillas? ”
But no, Wang Shangliang and Zhang Aiqing and other beauties also equipped themselves, wearing a hat surrounded by bud rice leaves on their heads, biting the bud rice stick that was not yet fully ripe in their mouths, and holding the bud rice pole in their hands.
Today's moon is not bad, the moonlight is as clean as water sprinkled in the bud rice field, shining on the bodies of this group of beauties, their faces are looming, as if they are faintly dreaming people, it is really a wonderful picture.
Miss Diao Chan also stepped forward to Gao Feng, and saluted with a snap, and bared her white teeth at Comrade Gao Feng.
"Hehe, Comrade Gao Feng, do you think this girl is beautiful?"
Diao Chan's actions caused a chain effect, and the rest of the beauties followed her, and they all saluted Comrade Gao Feng together, straightened their chests and hips in front of him, and bared out rows of white teeth.
"Hehe, Comrade Gao Feng, do you think we are all beautiful?"
This group of beauties is originally beautiful, all of them are naturally beautiful, they all have beautiful faces, coupled with this faint moonlight like water, it is simply beautiful, and Gao Feng is a little drunk when he sees it.
"Chan, beauties, you are all so beautiful, if the moon closes her eyes, you will be flowers!"
", Gao Feng, what do you mean, why can the moon be a flower when it has its eyes closed, why is the moon not a flower when its eyes are open?"
Gao Feng's praise angered all the beauties, and they spat together, making Gao Feng's face full of their fragrant saliva.
"Oh, beauties, do you have any culture, the ancients closed the moon and shy the flowers, and only when the moon closed its eyes could the flowers be ashamed.
You beauties, you could have been ashamed, why can't you have connotation, but you have to learn what Diao Chan and Xi Shi are, as well as Princess Wencheng!"
"Go to the ball, shame on the flowers, this girl is this character, it's this temper, you don't want to pull down the ball, this girl doesn't have the patience to be ashamed!"
"Gao Feng, you bastard thing, what Diao Chan and Xi Shi, and Princess Wencheng, this girl is still Diao Chan, that's all standing by your side, you are not enough.
You are just making excuses, what are you ashamed of, are you thinking about Princess Wencheng, the female soldier of the armed police, you bastard, you are just eating in the bowl and looking at the pot. ”
Gao Feng and all the beauties lost their tempers, and they blew their beards and glared at Comrade Gao Feng one by one.
Nurse Diao Chan also poked Gao Feng's nose with her orchid finger, looking like she had eaten half a catty of vinegar and knocked over the vinegar jar.
Gao Feng couldn't cry or laugh, the beauties are really difficult to deal with, they are robber logic, nothing can make sense of them.
"Hey, beauties, don't you really want to, Young Master Ben really wants to be Princess Wencheng, the female warrior of the armed police, at this time, or does this girl have a personality!"
Gao Feng's casual words angered all the beauties, and they all waved the bud rice pole in their hands and hit Gao Feng's body, and they hit more than 30 times in one breath, and the crisp bud rice pole was suddenly broken into several pieces.
"Gao Feng, you bastard, you ungrateful guy, we make you want to be armed police, we make you want to be Princess Wencheng!"
There was a big battle in the bud rice field, a big battle of jealous beauties, and the bud rice pole was also trampled on a large area, and Gao Feng looked at the buds lost in the bud rice field, and he was very strict with them.
"Beauties, take a look, this bud is the crops that the people have worked hard to plant, discipline requires us not to damage the masses of stitches and threads, you are damaging so many buds!"
"Hmph, Gao Feng, you bastard, if you damage the people's buds, we will pay for it, you don't need to pretend, pretend to be a good person of the masses, give us a platform!"
Not only that, but they did it, smashing the bud poles, and they cleaned them up and counted the total amount they had lost.
After the clearing, the beauties took out the money separately and sandwiched it all on the leaf fork of the bud rice pole.
"Gao Wang bastard, you see, this girl is a disciplined person, we don't damage the masses a stitch or a thread, and if it is damaged, we will compensate as usual. ”
Gao Feng couldn't help but laugh when he saw this group of beauties clipping money on the bud leaves.
"Haha, beauties, you guys are too picky, you take a piece of money and clip it on the bud rice leaf, it doesn't seem that our Crescent Group has a vain name, you can't be generous, clip two red tickets on it!"
Gao Feng also admired this group of beauties, they had accumulated so many tickets, could it be that they really knew that they wanted to drill the bud rice field, and they deliberately wanted to accumulate this money, this one by one is a piece of banknotes.
Gao Feng has seen those good men and women who believe in Buddhism in the countryside, and they have to save some change before going to various temples, and that is all to go to the temple to put in the merit box.
Seeing the actions of this group of beauties today, Comrade Gao Feng also reminded him of the actions of these good men and women, and also reminded him of his mother, who is also a believer and is very devout to Buddhism.
Since I met Wang Xiaoyue and Gongbei, a group of beauties, my mother's condition has improved greatly, and it seems that I still have to have a careful woman to take care of it.
"Oh, I should go home to see my parents!"
Gao Feng suddenly looked up to the sky and sighed, all the beauties were stunned, this handsome guy seemed to be homesick.
"Ah Feng, I'm sorry, we didn't mean to, we beat you because you were naughty and not well-behaved!"
Gao Feng's lonely and homesick look made all the beauties emotional, and they touched their heads and backs around Comrade Gao Feng.
"Go to the ball, don't take advantage of Young Master Ben!"
"Ouch, have you made enough trouble, how old are you, you only know how to flirt and scold, you still don't do your business to chase that bastard to the light!"
Men and women are not tired of working, and men and women will also cause low work efficiency, and once they fight, they will be endless.
When all the beauties were fighting, a person shouted to them, and when the beauties looked back, they were frightened at that time, several girls still fell in the bud rice field, and even the Diao Chan girl fell into Gao Feng's arms.
"My dear mother, where did you get a mummy, you can't get out of the pyramid, do you!"
Suddenly there was a mummy-like monster standing beside them, this monster was white from head to leg, no hands or feet, and the head could not be seen clearly, only two eyes and a mouth could see the flesh, and it looked very terrifying under the moonlight.
Such a monster suddenly appeared in the bud field under the moon, and it was no wonder that all the beauties were not frightened, including this courageous comrade Gao Feng, who was also very frightened, and he reached out and pushed this monster down.
But Gao Feng found that this monster was too powerful, and as soon as he pushed him down, the monster stood up straight again, and jumped at him, talking to Gao Feng while jumping at him.
"Minister Gao, why are you pushing me down, I'm Fang Cun!"
As soon as the monster's words came out, Gao Feng kicked out the monster more than ten meters away, and flew upside down and fell into the bud rice field.
"Brother, why are you kicking him, he's with you, he's square inch!"
Qu duckweed said to Gao Feng, and Gao Feng shouted: "Ah, he is a square inch, how did he become a mummy!"
"Brother, what did you turn into a mummy, it's not Diao Chan who wrapped it like this!"
"Damn, I remember, this mummy is really the masterpiece of the famous nurse Diao Chan.
The famous nurse Diao Chan, your own masterpiece, you are still scared like this, you didn't pee your pants!"
Diao Chan was scared out of a sweat, and all the beauties sighed at her for a while, and the patient she bandaged herself scared herself, what is this.
Gao Feng walked over to Fang Cun, he wanted to help Comrade Fang Cun up, but when he was still three or four meters away from the place where Fang Cun fell, he found that Comrade Fang Cun stood up straight and quickly jumped towards this side.
"Ouch, Minister Gao, why are you kicking me with a shadowless foot, I'm a square inch!"
Gao Feng is not a shadowless foot, and the moonlight is blocked in this bud rice field, so it is really a shadowless foot.
", Comrade Fang Cun, you still have this potential, you are too good!"
Everyone was amazed, Comrade Fang Cun can also do magic skills, he can stand up straight, this technology may only be used by that zombie.
Gao Feng took Fang Cun and many beauties, and lurked in the bud rice, this group of beauties followed behind Gao Feng's ass, and they also walked aimlessly, they were also full of suspicion.
"Gao Feng, we don't understand, why are you lurking in the bud rice field like this, marching like a guerrilla before. ”
"Haha, that's right, I just walk by feeling, you just follow me, you don't feel that this is too high.
Have you noticed that the most popular thing is to shoot this kind of shoot now, many TV series are filmed like this, we are much more addicted to it than to shoot TV!"
All the beauties are full of questions, but this Comrade Gao Feng pretended to be profound, looking unfathomable.
"Let's go to the ball, in the middle of the night, we don't sleep well in the bed, but we follow your king bass cake to drill the bud rice ground, and it's a ball!"
The beauties couldn't help but scold, they were scolding, and Gao Feng put his index finger to his lips to silence them.
"Beauties, don't make a sound, the target has appeared!"