Chapter 50: One Thousand Manchu and Han Banquets
Bai Yu snorted: "Brother Leng, let's discuss with you, my mother is a heavyweight player." I can't handle it alone, I said that you must be on top when you are tired, this skill, are you a little rusty when you come back?"
Leng Wuya gritted his teeth: "Please let me go, don't let me practice this difficult subject, okay?" Knowing that I can't speak, don't say a word, I'm annoying the old man!"
When Bai Yu heard this, he remembered that Leng Wuya and his mother in the last days were unable to fight because of disagreement, so he bent over with a smile and grabbed a pillow and put it on his stomach.
Leng Wuya saw Xiao Yu who had laughed at a shrimp, his face was full of spoiling, this is the person he likes, it's really cute, the laughter is really low, how coaxing, I thought about what I said a few times, but I didn't find anything ridiculous.
How did he know that Bai Yu was only happy because his brain made up for the things in his previous life, and it had little to do with what he said. Bai Yu laughed almost and wiped the tears that came out of his laughter with his hand: "Brother Leng, you are humble! I remember that when my mother chatted with you in my last life, every time my mother said a lot of words, you ended the topic in one sentence." ”
Leng Wuya's face twitched after hearing this, and Bai Yu said with a smile: "You don't know, at that time, I gave you the nickname 'Topic Terminator', and my mother said that you are particularly worthy of this title." ”
"What, you two are orchestrating me behind your back!"
Bai Yu's little face was flat: "Brother Leng, you said that in the last days, when you return to the place where you live after the mission, you will no longer dare to go out of the house." At that time, there was no entertainment, let alone computers, mobile phones, and even a villain book, so what if you didn't have fun by yourself. ”
"Then you two are going to have fun with me?"
Bai Yu glared at Leng Wuya: "Don't be so unconscionable, don't we also give her the nickname 'Tang Seng' behind my back because my mother is always grinding?"
"Co-author, you don't have a nickname, right?"
Bai Yu laughed: "Who made our personnel better." ”
As he spoke, he put on the mobile phone card, and as soon as the mobile phone card was installed, it was amazing, and the mobile phone began to ring non-stop. Bai Yu took it to his eyes and shouted: "It's dead! It's dead!" The Empress Dowager Leng Wuya was furious, and she missed two hundred and twenty phone calls and one hundred text messages. The enemy army is too strong, I will withdraw first, and you will be on top. ”
Leng Wuya jumped to the side at once. didn't dare to answer the mobile phone in Bai Yu's hand: "Your Majesty, the Queen Mother is too fierce, and the minister is not an opponent." ”
After speaking, he was so frightened that he suddenly rushed to Xian's hand. Bai Yu took the phone to his eyes with a bitter face, gritted his teeth and dialed it back, and picked it up as soon as it rang: "Dead boy, you still know how to call back! Where are you now? Don't move, I'll let B'er take you back......"
When his mother's words came to an end, and a new round of crusade was about to begin, Xiao Yu also had to speak: "Mom, I'm not in City C now, I'm coming to the south with Brother Leng to buy saplings and seeds, and we'll go back when we're done." ”
"What? You're not in City C, do you know how dangerous it is out there right now?"
Bai Yu was stunned when he heard this, what's the matter? Could it be that the end of the world is ahead of schedule, is there a license in City C?"
Immediately said urgently: "Mom, what's wrong, what's wrong?"
At this time, Li's mother's cheerful voice came from the phone: "Son, the eldest lady's arm doesn't know who will give it a discount again! ”
After speaking, without waiting for Xiao Yu to answer, he said to himself: "Me too, but I'm happy, I've made her angry for so many years, she has done so many bad things, I thought at that time when she would have retribution?"
The corners of Bai Yu's mouth curled, and he knew that it must be Yi Er who gave their mother and son this breath: "Isn't she coming with retribution." ”
"Yes, Xiao Yu, you don't know, because I went to put on a pillar of incense because of this, thank Sister Angel for giving me this bad breath. ”
"Haha, Mom, don't let your father know about this, or he'll hate you to death!"
As soon as Xiao Yu said this, Li's mother's voice on the other end of the phone lowered: "But isn't it?, why don't you want you to be outside now, listen to the rumors outside, his two sons are looking for you everywhere, saying that you must have done it, you have to be careful in everything." ”
Bai Yu frowned when he heard this: "If they dare to come to me, I will clean them up together!"
Mother Li was still kind, and she spoke hesitantly: "Xiao Yu, if they really find you, for the sake of your father's face, let the two brothers go." Originally, when I heard the news from the outside, your grandfather was going to make them brothers, but no matter what, both of them are your half-brothers, and I didn't let them. Your grandfather is now sending someone to follow the two brothers, and he has also put a bugging device in their house, but you also have to be careful, tell me where you are now, and I'll ask B'er to bring a few people over. ”
Bai Yu thought that there were people in the Li family, and it would be good to let a few people who could work, otherwise now everything was done by him and Leng Wuya, and he really couldn't cope with it, so he thought that he could go back after purchasing tree seeds here.
But I didn't expect that there are so many snacks in the south, and if you don't buy more and save them in the space, it will be a loss. Bai Yu has been in the last days for a long time, and he basically has no requirements for life, as long as he has food, so at the beginning, he started with food, vegetables, fruits, and necessary weapons to survive.
But this time, the worldview was immediately reshaped. Along the way, I saw steaming snacks and special restaurants, all of which made Bai Yu's eyes shine, and these had to be bought.
But if that's the case, he and Leng Wuya won't be able to keep them busy. Now when I heard that my mother was going to send someone over, I agreed at the time: "Mom, don't let B Er come, let him protect you, you let your grandfather pick a few heads to come over flexibly." And Mom, you and Grandpa must not forget to exercise. I'm also exercising every day outside now. ”
When Li's mother heard that her son agreed to let someone be sent over, she was happy: "Son, wait a minute, I'm calling you, I'll find your grandfather now, let him choose someone, and after a while, let them go, you send the current address to my mobile phone." ”
Before Bai Yu could react, Mother Li had already hung up the phone. Bai Yu made a grimace at the phone, and when he looked back, he saw that Leng Wuya had just finished washing, and walked out of the bathroom with a body full of moisture, and saw Xiao Yu making a grimace on the phone, and said with a smile: "Why did you hang up so quickly, and the conversation with the Queen Mother collapsed?"
Bai Yu shook his head and said coldly, "Then why is this phone call so fast?"
"Mom said that she was going to send someone over, I think in the future, we should order more delicious dishes and special snacks here, so that the two of us will be too busy, so she asked her grandfather to find a flexible bodyguard. ”
Leng Wuya heard Xiao Yu say that he wanted to purchase dishes, his eyes lit up at the moment, he walked over and flicked Xiao Yu's head with his hand: "Good boy, think well, it's been too long in the last days, I have forgotten what the word luxury is." If you do a good job, you will first order him a thousand Manchu and Han full seats. ”