Chapter 10 The King of Heaven Feasts the Great Sage
Hearing this, the Great Sage put down the wine glass in his hand and stared at Li Tianwang with his eyes, "What does Li Tianwang mean by this?"
Seeing that the Great Sage's attitude was so abnormal, the Heavenly King apologized and said, "This king has no other intentions, but he just thinks that the Great Sage is like a Heavenly Immortal, a Buddha in the Western Heavens." Now that the great sage has been baptized by learning scriptures, the ruffian aura on his body has disappeared, and he is calm in trouble. β
"For example, today in the Lingxiao Palace, although the Great Sage, when you took out the golden hoop stick, you looked like you couldn't talk about it, so you started fighting. But all the gods know that you are just singing a double reed with the Buddha of merit. β
"Oh, how can the Heavenly King see this, my grandson has never discussed this matter with the master, but I did it myself. The Great Sage said proudly.
Li Tianwang stroked his beard, "Haha, so I said that the Great Sage, you are no longer the Monkey King of the past, if it weren't for the Great Sage today, you would be in trouble, I'm afraid Your Majesty wouldn't give in so easily today." β
"Oh, there are other ways to do this? Come on, come on, Li Tianwang will tell my grandson. When the great sage heard this, he became excited, quickly became enthusiastic, pulled Li Tianwang, picked up the wine jug and poured wine diligently.
"Come on, come on, drink first, drink first, and my grandson will give you a drink! After drinking, you can tell my grandson about it." The Great Sage pushed the glass full of wine to the Heavenly King, and then drank the cup in his own hand.
The spicy spirit wine was poured into his mouth with a unique aroma, and the Great Sage was choked, stretched out his tongue and said, "Woohahaha, good wine, good wine, it tastes very similar to the spirit wine that my grandson stole and drank in Yaochi back then." I just drank it urgently, and I didn't taste it carefully, it seems that the wine of the king of heaven is extraordinary. β
Watching the great sage being spicy and sticking out his tongue, where is the wind with his hands. Just like when he stole the imperial wine in Yaochi. I couldn't help but laugh and show off.
"Haha, the great sage, this wine is taken from the Yaochi tribute wine well, because the king has defended the heavenly court in recent years, His Majesty is gracious, and the king is given an altar, and now it is also taken out to entertain the great sage, but I didn't expect the great sage to know that this is the Yaochi tribute wine as soon as he tasted it. β
"Oh, a jar of good wine?" The Great Sage's eyes gurgled and he stretched out his hand and put his hand on the Heavenly King's shoulder, "Hehe, Li Tianwang, my old grandson has a reluctant request, I don't know if to talk about it?"
When Li Tianwang heard this, he broke away from the hand of the great sage and said, "Stop, stop, I see that you, the monkey, have the idea of beating my jar of spirit wine, this matter is not to be discussed, it is impossible for this king to agree!"
"Hey, stingy, I didn't expect that the dignified Tota Heavenly King was even more detached than my grandson!" After speaking, the Great Sage didn't need a cup, picked up the wine jug on the table and poured it into his mouth.
"Hey, hey, you slow down, there will be no more after drinking this pot!" Li Tianwang watched the Great Sage pick up the wine jug and drink it directly, and hurriedly got up to stop the Great Sage.
The Great Sage turned around and dodged, pouring all the wine in the jug into his mouth. Then he threw the wine jug on the table casually and exclaimed, "Hiccup, hey, hey, hey, good wine, good wine, Li Tianwang, now that the wine is finished, shouldn't you add it?" β
Looking at the empty wine jug, Li Tianwang said angrily, "No, this is the last pot!"
The Great Sage sat cross-legged on the table and said with a smile, "I said Li Tianwang, didn't my grandson just drink a pot of wine from you? β
Looking at such a scoundrel monkey, Li Tianwang couldn't help but laugh angrily, "You monkey, can your wine be compared to mine?"
When the Great Sage heard this, he immediately got down from under the table and hooked up with Li Tianwang. "Hey, hey, my grandson knows that your king is not so stingy, and he said okay, your altar of spirit wine is half of my grandson's altar!"
Li Tianwang's face suddenly darkened, "Which one said that he wanted to divide your half of the altar, go and go, no!"
"Oh? No, then this is the king of heaven, you are not interesting enough, just deceived my grandson and said that after drinking this pot, there will be no more, didn't you just let people go to get wine? how can it not, or you can give my grandson fifty pots, I will bring back Huaguo Mountain to let my children taste the heavenly spirit wine, I only brought back some melons and fruits back then, I didn't taste anything special. As for the wine", the great sage smiled when he said this, "Hehe, it's all in my grandson's stomach." β
Li Tianwang took away the hand that put the monkey on his shoulder, waved his hand and said, "No, you monkey really dare to ask for it, fifty pots are almost half an altar, no, no!"
The Great Sage withdrew his hand wryly, "Really?"
Li Tianwang's eyes widened, and he said categorically, "There really isn't!"
The Great Sage looked at the Heavenly King with a serious face, and suddenly smiled, "I wonder if the Heavenly King has ever heard a word in the world?"
"What words?" Li Tianwang was confused, he had been on duty in the Heavenly Court, responsible for the military attachΓ© of the Heavenly Court, how could he have time to go to the lower realm, let alone know some of the words that were rumored in the world.
"Hehe, that's what the sentence says, if you're not afraid of thieves, you're afraid of thieves. Heavenly King, you know, my grandson is a famous thief, and my grandson stole a lot of the elixir of the old king, and now, hehe. The Great Sage said mysteriously.
"Uh......" Li Tianwang suddenly lost his temper, can he not hear what this monkey means? You don't give it, okay, then my grandson will steal it, in the Three Realms, it is known that my grandson is a famous thief, five hundred years ago, Lao Jun's elixir was stolen and ate a lot, and now you have this altar of spiritual wine, my grandson can't steal it?
Since you said that it is gone, it is gone, if my old grandson really makes up his mind about this altar of spirit wine, then your altar of wine is really gone in your Li Tianwang.
After a while, Li Tianwang suddenly said angrily, "What about the wine, why hasn't you brought a pot of wine for so long?"
Hearing the roar of the Heavenly King, one of the guards hurriedly trotted over and placed a jug of wine on the table.
"Hmph, why is it so slow to get a wine? Is it a stealing drink?" Li Tianwang said dissatisfied.
The guard hurriedly lowered his head and pleaded guilty, "My subordinates don't dare!"
"Hmph," Li Tianwang snorted lightly, "Forgive you for not having the guts, go down." The guard stooped a few steps back, walked out of the hall, and closed them.
Hmph, just now you sent me the wine to delay a little time, don't send it over so quickly, I was delayed on the road, but now I am scolding me for grinding, your face is faster than the monkey's face, after closing the door, the guard muttered in his heart.
But how do this guards know that Li Tianwang is angry with the monkey's sentence that he is not afraid of thieves stealing, he is afraid of thieves!
Li Tianwang picked up the wine jug, poured himself a glass, then got up and filled the wine glass in front of the Great Sage, held the wine jug in his hand, and said, "Hehe, come on, Great Sage, let's drink, drink." β
Seeing that Li Tianwang was holding the wine jug and didn't let go, the Great Sage also dispelled the idea of snatching the wine jug. If you really grab it, I'm afraid that Li Tianwang will really turn his face, not to mention that pot of wine, even the cup in front of me is afraid that he won't be able to drink it.
The Great Sage picked up the wine glass, raised his head and drank it all, then put the wine glass in front of Li Tianwang with a bang, and snorted his mouth to signal Li Tianwang to fill it.
Seeing this monkey behaving like this, the roots of Li Tianwang's teeth itched with hatred, but after all, he held the wine jug and didn't let go, who would pour the wine if he didn't pour the wine? Could it be that the monkey poured it by himself? Even if the monkey directly picked up the wine jug and poured it into his mouth!
Just as Li Tianwang was pouring the wine, the monkey's words almost made Li Tianwang want the wine jug to smash directly in his face.
"Hey, I said Li Tianwang, aren't you really afraid that your jar of spiritual wine will be gone in your Heavenly King's Mansion? If it's really gone, my grandson won't be able to drink it if he wants to. My grandson can't ask for it from you, so I can't ask for it from the Queen Mother of Yaochi, I'm afraid it won't be. If that's the case, it's really worrying about my grandson. β
Li Tianwang hated this toothache, didn't this monkey make it clear that if you really don't give my grandson some spiritual wine today, my grandson will let you not have a jar of wine at that time, see what is going on with you?
Alas, if I had known that this was the case, why should I invite this monkey to drink wine in one more move?
Well, it's good now, but I made a commotion, and my jar of wine was remembered by this monkey. Isn't it a naked threat to open your mouth and shut up? If you don't give it, right, I'll steal it, anyway, if you hide it, I'll find it, and it's a big deal to turn your Heavenly King's Mansion upside down.
Moreover, that jar of spiritual wine is brewed in the Yaochi Gong Jiujing, with the holy water of the Queen Mother of Yaochi, supplemented by various exotic flowers and fruits, placed in the Gongjiu Well, and the essence of the sun and the moon is refined by Lao Jun and put into the well, after hundreds of years of fermentation, when the well is opened, the aroma of the wine is fluttering, and the thirty-six heavens of the heavenly court can smell this fragrance.
You can't take your own jar of wine with you, you can't take it with you, you run around all day, no matter how good the wine is, you can't stand such a toss, not to mention that it is the spiritual wine produced in the Heavenly Court Tribute Wine Well, every time you open the lid and take the wine, the aura will dissipate a point. If you wear it on your body, you will inevitably have accidents.
But if it is placed in the Heavenly King's Mansion, this monkey will definitely come to find it. Back then, I stole Laojun elixir, but now it's not easy to find altar wine?
At the thought of this, Li Tianwang really wanted to slap himself, why do you have to entertain this monkey? Don't you know what virtues this monkey has? Although he has taken refuge in Buddhism now, his nature is difficult to change!
"Hey, hey, Heavenly King, the wine is spilled! The monkey watched the movements of Li Tianwang's hand, the wine glass was full and he didn't stop, and he saw that it was about to be spilled, so he hurriedly reminded.
"Oh, oh, good. Li Tianwang hurriedly came back to his senses, looked at the wine glass that almost overflowed, hurriedly withdrew his hand, thought for a moment, gritted his teeth and said, "You monkey, don't give me a roundabout thing about stealing my spirit wine, fifty pots definitely don't have it, even if there is, I won't give it." β
Li Tianwang stretched out two fingers, "Twenty pots!"
"No, no. The Great Sage waved his hand and stretched out three fingers, "Thirty pots!
Bang, Li Tianwang put the wine jug on the table, gritted his teeth and said, "No! just these twenty pots, there is no more pot!"
"Okay, good, twenty pots are twenty pots! My grandson still plans to only ask you for ten pots, but I didn't expect the king to be so generous and want to give me twenty pots!"
"You ......" Li Tianwang almost vomited blood when he heard this. That's a big deal!
After a while, Li Tianwang calmed down and poured himself a glass of wine, but this time the monkey did not grab the wine jug.
"Haha, you monkey, I knew that you were still this scoundrel, and this king should not have feasted you. Li Tianwang said with a smile.
"Hehe, could it be that the king of heaven put down his identity to invite my grandson, if my grandson doesn't come, wouldn't it be a refutation of the king's face, and more importantly, if he doesn't come, where will these twenty pots of wine come?"
"Hey, stop, stop, stop talking about these twenty pots of wine, when I think of these twenty pots of wine, this king is distressed. King Li hurriedly stopped the Great Sage from talking about this spiritual wine.
"By the way, I almost forgot to get down to business, Li Tianwang, you tell my grandson about the Tao in this scripture, didn't you just say that the Jade Emperor Lao'er wants to start a war with the West Heaven This matter is not simple?" The Great Sage suddenly remembered what Li Tianwang had just said and asked.
Li Tianwang got up, opened the door, dismissed the guards at the door, and then closed the door. He lowered his voice and said, "Great Sage, you don't know anything, you were born too late, and there are some secrets that you don't know. The water is extremely deep. The Great Sage is now a member of Buddhism, and this king should not have said this. But this king still appreciates the great sage, although you make trouble in the sky and disturb the peace of my heavenly palace. But that doesn't affect the king's appreciation of you, and it doesn't affect the king's willingness to make friends with you. β
"This king has a word that needs to warn the great sage, don't believe in the teachings of Buddhism, don't get too close to the West Heaven, don't fall too deep into Buddhism!"