Gao Feng felt a little lighter at first, but he didn't expect this dwarf to react, the steel needle pierced his ass and did not respond, what kind of situation is this, Gao Feng can't imagine the situation, some people are not interested in steel needles, unless he is a scarecrow, or he is a ghost person.

There was no response from the first injection, and there was no response from the second injection, so Gao Feng was unceremonious, and he jumped up and down with this steel needle, from the dwarf's head to his buttocks, there was no place that was not pierced, and Gao Feng sweated all over, and the dwarf was pierced all over the needle.

"I'll go, dwarf, no, why don't you react at all, can't you become a ghost?"

Gao Feng asked the dwarf in surprise as he sweated like rain, and the dwarf asked expressionlessly, "Boy, do you know how I became a dwarf?"

Gao Feng said: "You were born, then you can become the day after tomorrow." ”

Normally, this dwarf is born, and there are few acquired causes, the dwarf shook his head.

"Boy, you're wrong, your brother wasn't born a dwarf, your brother was a dwarf who was pierced by my uncle!"

"Ah, ah, dwarf, you are not a natural dwarf, you were pierced by your uncle, did you steal your uncle's sweet potatoes and eat them, or steal your aunt's peanuts and eat them, your uncle wants to be so cruel to you?"

After Gao Feng listened to the words of this dwarf, he was also surprised, this dwarf's uncle was too ruthless, how much hatred he had to have if he was tied like this.

The dwarf shook his head again: " Brother, you are wrong, your brother has been a well-behaved child since he was a child, never stealing other people's things to eat, my uncle and I are a family, and I can't talk about stealing food, but my uncle is studying Chinese medicine, he is obsessed with acupuncture, at that time I was just seven years old, he was afraid of pain and did not dare to prick himself with a needle, so he pricked me with a needle, I became his experiment, as a result, I never grew taller, and I also practiced a kind of ability, I didn't feel any needle pricking, because I had already been numb by my uncle, he had been pricking me for fifteen years, all over the body, can I feel it？”

"Ah, ah, is your uncle a master of acupuncture now, he can heal many patients. ”

Gao Feng is also unheard of, this dwarf's uncle is obsessed with acupuncture, but he uses his nephew as an experimental subject, and his nephew is a little dwarf, which is also a big price.

Gao Feng has only heard that some famous doctors in ancient times, in order to study medical skills, personally tasted poisons and the like, and never heard of using their relatives as experiments, this dwarf's uncle is the first, and his medical ethics are also worried.

The dwarf said: "Boy, my uncle is very skilled in medicine, he has been paralyzed by more than 60 people in one breath, and more than 70 nerves in one breath, my uncle is famous far and wide, and he has never healed a sick person, I am not paralyzed and crippled, this is the only one of him." ”

"I'll go, your uncle's level is really high, more than 100 paralysis and nerves have been done, and some people still believe him!"

Gao Feng was also stunned, this dwarf's uncle is really a genius, he can use acupuncture to hurt so many people, so who else believes him, the dwarf told Gao Feng again.

"Boy, then you think wrong, the more this is the case, there is still an endless stream of people looking for him for acupuncture, you don't know that the more doctors who treat more people, the more clever the medical skills will be, the more people believe it, you have never died of anyone, that proves that you are still a hairy doctor, as long as you are called a miracle doctor, that is the doctor who has killed the most people." ”

Gao Feng said: "Yes, you have never died alone, then people really can't believe your medical skills, only the more people you have died, the more experience you have accumulated, otherwise you will be called an expert, or the expert number will be more expensive than the registration fee of an ordinary doctor, and the expert will become an expert if he moves more bricks."

Dwarf, you were pierced like this by your uncle, then you have no flaws, you can't find a place to feel up and down your body, are you like a walking corpse, how can you be insensitive?"

Gao Feng was tired, he didn't want to go on like this, it was just useless work, so he asked the dwarf if there was any flaw, and the dwarf told Gao Feng.

"Boy, of course there is, as long as it is a human being, there will be flaws, and your brother will also have flaws, but your brother just doesn't tell that the flaws are your brother's second child. ”

"Brother, just tell my brother, your brother is tired like a grandson, you can pity your brother. ”

Gao Feng also begged, and the dwarf snorted: "Boy, I won't tell you that my flaw is my second child, once I tell you where I am flawed, then you don't want to prick my flawed place, you think my dwarf has no IQ, your brother's IQ is still good, and he was not pierced by my uncle." ”

Gao Feng also begged: "Brother, you can do it, you can tell me the flaws, I promise not to prick you." ”

"Oh, brother, the dwarf has told you a few times, and his flaw is his second child, so you can beg him. ”

The dozen or so prisoners were impatient and told Gao Feng that the dwarf had already told him, and Gao Feng still glared.

"Brothers, don't make any noise, the dwarf said that he didn't tell me the flaws, why did he tell me. ”

"I'll go, your IQ is about the same as the limit three fools, you are even more stupid than them, the dwarf obviously told you a few times, his flaw is his second child. ”

These dozen or so prisoners were speechless, and the IQ of the young man in front of him was really low, even more stupid than the three fools in "Extreme Challenge", why couldn't he hear clearly.

Gao Feng smiled: "Hehe, I'm the fourth stupid in the limit, and I've heard the dwarf say a few times that the second child is a flawed place, but the key is that I don't know where the second child is, so I keep pretending to be stupid and asking." ”

"Oh my God, you don't know where the second child is, for example, let's say that the second child is in this part, that is, everyone's pee tool is the second child, do you understand?"

As soon as these dozen or so people heard Gao Handsome's words, they all had Yue Yunpeng's expression, such a stupid and cute expression, and they also took out their own tools to explain to Gao Feng, this peeing tool is the so-called second child.

Gao Feng finally understood: "Oh, this is the second child, then I know the flaws of the dwarf." ”

After Gao Feng finished speaking, he took a steel needle and stabbed it at the dwarf's second child, and the dwarf fell to the ground without even snorting, and the iron frame bed slipped down and smashed directly on the dwarf's body, and the dwarf fainted to death at that time.

"Hehe, big brothers, in fact, your brothers don't know where the second brother is, that is your brother deliberately performed for this dwarf to see, the purpose is to make him paralyzed, don't think that your brother's IQ is really problematic, now you need acting skills everywhere!"

"Go to the ball, brother, how high your IQ is, we know now, you're the fourth stupid in the limit. ”

Everyone raised their middle fingers at Gao Feng together, disdainful of him, and at this time a big tall man came, standing in front of Gao Feng, looking at Gao Feng himself like Gao Feng looks at a dwarf.

"Hmph, boy, you dare to bully my brother under my nose, we are one of the four golden steels, he is the fourth golden steel, and Lao Tzu is the third golden steel. ”

Gao Feng understood what it was to look up, the tall man in front of him was more than two meters, and he could compare with the basketball superstar Yao Ming, maybe he was taller than Yao Ming.

Gao Feng also felt a sore neck, which is uncomfortable to look up at others, maybe this will cure cervical spondylosis.

"Big man, have you been pulled out by your parents since you were a child, why did you grow faster than leeks, your height is more than Yao Ming, don't you feel that there is a lot of confusion in your life?"

"Boy, if you want to mention confusion, then your brother wants to cry, your brother is too confused, everywhere is confused, I have to touch a green bag every day in and out of the house, I have to wear pants since I was a child, half of the legs are exposed outside, and the quilt can't cover the whole leg, I have been frozen since I was a child.

Boy, there is also a confusion is the confusion of my bath, a big winter is a confusion, my bath bomb is only to my back, every time I take a bath, my head is cold and rancid, and there is no less cold and illness, you should know that a cold is generally a frozen head.

Boy, there is still confusion when you grow up, that is, you can't talk about girlfriends, no woman likes to talk to a tall man, your brother is still unmarried, and I have talked about several girlfriends who have collapsed because of the most critical problems, and the biggest problem is that other girls want to kiss your brother, even if they stand on tiptoe, they can only kiss the armpits, and in the end they are all stunned by the smell of my armpits, and I can't afford to pay for the rescue. ”

This big man said and tears came out, he was very distressed, and at the same time very sad, I felt that there were too many disadvantages of this big man, he couldn't compare with Yao Ming at all, people can play basketball, that's a basketball superstar, and he can only play glass marble, but unfortunately this is not an Olympic event.

Gao Feng persuaded him: " Brother, life is full of confusion, especially people like you are more confused than ordinary people can imagine, but don't be pessimistic, as long as you work hard to solve these puzzles, then life will still be full of vitality, for example, when girls want to kiss you and can't reach you, you can install a hanging ladder on your body, then it is not convenient for girls to climb up, for example, if you sleep in winter the quilt is not long enough, you can put your feet in the brazier, the solution is always thought of by people, as long as the mind does not slip, the way is always more difficult than that。 ”

"Oh, brother, why didn't I think of it, your method is quite good, hang a ladder on your body, so that it is convenient for girls to climb up and kiss, this will not solve the problem of falling in love.

As for your second method, brother, your brother doesn't think it's appropriate, your brother put his leg on the brazier, isn't it your brother grilled as squid. ”

The big man was so grateful for Gao Feng's idea, and he also held Gao Feng for a few turns, expressing his gratitude for his idea.

"Brother, I'm very grateful for your good idea, but this doesn't mean that I will spare you, you bullied my brother, then I have to bully you, I want to compare the same unique skills as you, do you have a unique ability?"

The big man put down Gao Feng, he asked Gao Feng if he had any unique skills, Gao Feng shook his head: "Big brother, brother, I don't have a unique job, I don't have a unique job at all, you have a unique job, your unique skill won't be a performance of pinball, right?"

Just now the big man said that he wanted him to know glass pinball, and Gao Feng thought he was going to perform glass pinball, and the big man shook his head.

"Brother, although your brother plays glass pinball very well, your brother doesn't show you this unique skill, your brother wants to perform other unique skills for you, that is, jiu-jitsu. ”