Chapter 33: The Sloppy "Big Brother"
The purple in Li Mo's eyes slowly faded, and just now with the "Three Views of the Righteous Spirit Method", he has taken the cultivation of the senior brothers and sisters on the Douling Spiritual Platform into his chest, seeing that they are only seventeen or eighteen years old, but they have the cultivation of the Spirit Warrior Realm, and they are worthy of being the disciples cultivated in the Spirit Academy, in the rivers and lakes, such as the Scar that Li Mo killed before, Ma Liu, and the Ghost Face Trio, who are over twenty years old, are just the Spirit Warrior Realm.
"These are your senior brothers and sisters, they are official disciples who have been in the hospital for two years and have reached the realm of spiritual warriors, and you are now in groups of twenty people in their team, they will take you to the courtyard to rest, and in the future, you can ask them if you don't understand anything in your cultivation. ”
Xiao Yiran, the master of the courtyard, looked at the disciples on the Douling Platform and said with a smile.
Only when he looked at the round "boy" who was only at the eleventh level of the Spirit Warrior Realm, a touch of helplessness appeared in his eyes.
Soon, the boys and girls began to randomly gather towards the senior brother or sister on the fighting spirit platform.
Li Mo and the four of them were not in a hurry, because this assignment was inconsequential for cultivation, and if they wanted to ask for advice, it was naturally more reliable for the master of the Spiritual Academy.
Everyone was quickly divided from a long dragon to hundreds of piles, but there were still dozens of people around Li Mo who did not choose, and they all stared at Li Mo, including His Royal Highness Tang Wuji and Dou Xiaolong.
It was as if this group of people had decided to take Li Moma as the first look.
Dou Xiaolong, Li Mo is not surprised, after all, this guy is willing to join the Eastern Tang Ling Academy mainly because of Li Mo, but His Royal Highness Tang Wuji is also in this crowd, which makes Li Mo a little surprised, anyway, you are also a Guozi, do you still want to follow me?
Li Mo pursed his mouth.
Li Mo looked around, the hundreds of Douling Platforms were almost full of people, the number of people was just twenty, but there was one Douling Platform that was empty, seeing the old man on the Douling Platform, Li Mo couldn't help but tug at the corners of his mouth.
This is a fat brother who is no different from Orange Bao's figure, wrapped in a green shirt issued by the Spiritual Academy, others are handsome and awe-inspiring, this old man is dressed like an upright frog.
The green shirt was quite clean, but the underwear exposed from the neckline was covered with oil stains, and Li Mo couldn't help but wonder if this old man was a fellow of the Lingyuan.
Looking at the appearance again, the short curly black hair was lying on his head messily, the black hair was shining, the stubble on his fat face was dense, and there was no vitality in his eyes, as if he hadn't woken up.
The big grinning mouth showed two rows of yellow teeth, and there were some green leaves on the yellow teeth.
Li Mo couldn't help but turn his head to look at the orange treasure beside him, and suddenly felt that the orange treasure was handsome.
But at this time, the other senior brothers and sisters were full, and Li Mo had no choice but to take Li Xiaosu and the three of them towards the Douling Platform.
And the more than 20 people who followed Li Mo saw Li Mo walking towards the fat brother's Douling Platform, and they followed without hesitation.
More than 20 people stood still under the Douling platform, looking at the fat senior brother on the stage.
This senior brother also looked at Li Mo and the others stupidly, the other teams were all in a commotion, but they fell into a subtle silence here.
Li Mo felt that this was not the way, after all, he was a senior brother, and at least respect was necessary.
"This senior brother, I will bother you to take care of it in the future......"
Li Mo clenched his fists and said loudly, looking full of sincerity, and even put away his usual bad smile on his face, revealing a kind smile that he himself found charming.
However, when this senior brother heard Li Mo's words, he still kept his eyes open, neither spoke, nor did he have any expression on his face.
Li Mo's heart suddenly sudden, could it be that he had offended this senior brother? It seems that this is the first time they have met?
Li Mo glanced around blankly, the other teams were all getting along with each other in harmony, but they were the only team, and the academy master didn't know where they had gone after handing over this group of new disciples to the official disciples.
Li Motou is big, what does it mean? If you want to see that I am not happy, you can say it, if you can be reasonable, if you can't talk about solving it with your fists, what do you mean by ignoring people?
"I'm afraid our senior brother is asleep again, right?"
A mocking voice came, which shocked Li Mo's heart.
"Won't it?"
Li Mo roared angrily, and stood up to sleep with his eyes open?
And the senior brother on the stage was in his nose at this time, and a special voice came out, making Li Mo like a thunderbolt.
"Purr, purr, purr......"
"Hahahaha, I think you should come to my team, there is no future with him!"
The owner of the voice just now heard another voice.
Li Mo turned his head to look, only to see that it was a handsome and slender young man about seventeen years old on the Douling Platform next door.
Although he said that he would let Li Mo and the others go to his team, those eyes were firmly fixed on the pair of plumps on Li Xiaosu's chest.
His eyes were filled with lustful light.
How could Li Mo not understand this young man's thoughts, such an obvious drunkard did not mean to drink.
The voice was cold.
"Thank you for your kindness, you better take care of your own team, leading our senior brother needs to have both ability and political integrity, and have high moral character, I think you are not qualified at all, senior brother. ”
Li Mo's words came out coldly, with a thick sense of irony, which made the young man's face blush for a while.
The meaning is obvious, that is, he has no virtue and no talent.
This face was loud, and everyone around Li Mo thought secretly.
"Heh, since the junior brother said that the senior brother has no talent and no virtue, then the senior brother wants to ask the junior brother for a lesson or two, if you learn now, it will inevitably be true, saying that I am bullying the small, three months later, let's see you on the fighting platform, okay?"
The anger in the heart of the young man who was slapped in the face by Li Mo was about to gush out from his head, but in order to leave a good impression on his junior brothers and sisters in his team, he had to pretend to talk to Li Mo in a seemingly breezy and warm manner, but in fact, he was pressing step by step.
"You have been practicing for a few years, but you have only given others three months, and you have never seen such a shameless ......."
The people around Li Mo cursed in their hearts.
They think that Li Mo's best way at this time is to refuse, after all, the time is too short, and there is no shame in refusing to fight.
"Since the senior brother has this Yaxing, the senior brother must let the senior brother have fun. ”
Li Mo also had a smile on his face, but it was a sneer.
Thought I wanted to pinch soft persimmons as soon as I entered the spiritual courtyard?
I'm afraid that if I don't prick your hand with blood, you don't know the pain.
Li Mo thought to himself.
"Hahahaha, good, courageous, courageous, senior brother admires, since this is the case, then after three months, see you on the Douling platform, remember that senior brother is Song Jiuping, who ranks sixth among the official disciples!"
Song Jiuping laughed.
"Do you have a brother who wants to give away a head?"
Li Mo was suddenly amused by Song Jiuping's name.
"Hey, how do you know my eldest brother Song Rentou?
Song Jiuping is serious and has his own way.
"Poof, hahahahaha......haha Hahahaha......"
Li Mo laughed out loud, the names of these two brothers are simply amazing.
Song Jiuping saw that Li Mo actually made fun of his name, and he was angry, and he was about to teach Li Mo a lesson, but he remembered that he had just made an appointment to fight and did it in a blink of an eye, and it was too easy to settle down, so he had to suppress his anger.
"When the time comes, break your mouth full of teeth, cut your tongue, and see how you laugh. ”
Song Jiuping thought sadly.
"Let's go ......"
Song Jiuping waved his hand, and walked towards the courtyard with more than 20 people, many of the more than 20 people were rushing towards Li Mojin's Eastern Tang Ling Courtyard, at this time, seeing Li Mo and their senior brother on the bar, they looked apologetic, and some even regretted it in their hearts, and joined Song Jiuping's team.
Li Mo withdrew his gaze from Song Jiuping's side and turned his head to look at the snoring senior brother standing on the fighting spirit platform, frowning.
"Orange Treasure take off your foot clothes!"
Li Mo said.
Everyone looked puzzled, Li Xiaosu stood beside Li Mo, and saw that Li Mo's face was clearly with that bad smile again, and their hearts tightened, this bad guy was going to have a bad idea again.
"Yes, big brother. ”
Orange Bao never doubted Li Mo's words, and sat on the ground and took off his boots after dividing five by two, and a stinking smell came out, making everyone cover their noses and retreat.
On the way to Chang'an, Li Mo and the three of them sat in the same carriage, and the carriage was often smoked by the smoky miasma of Orange Bao's feet, Li Xiaosu strongly demanded that Orange Treasure must wash his feet every three hours, otherwise he would chop off Orange Treasure's feet, and the frightened Orange Treasure had to obey.
Today, Li Mo and the four of them set off from the dawn to now, it has been far more than three hours, Li Mo asked Orange Bao to take off his foot clothes, the purpose is very simple, to wake up the fierce man on the stage who can fall asleep while standing.
Orange Bao took off his foot clothes, Li Xiaosu, and Wu Mei immediately fled from Li Mo's side as fast as they could.
Seeing that Orange Bao handed over the footwear tremblingly, Li Mo held his breath, pinched the footwear with two fingers, jumped onto the Douling platform, and looked at the senior brother who was close at hand.
Li Mo secretly said that he was offended, and put Orange Bao's foot coat towards his senior brother's nostrils.
The smell of the foot coat poured into the nostrils of the senior brother like poison.
Li Mo was worried that this senior brother would be poisoned to death by this "poison".
The senior brother stood in place, his nose moved slightly, and then his eyes, which were obviously open normally, began to roll white, and then white saliva began to spit out from his mouth.
"Oh no, is it poisoned?"
Li Mo was the closest, and he was startled when he saw that his senior brother's symptoms were clearly a sign of poison death.
"Damn, it stinks......"
A loud roar suddenly erupted from the mouth of the standing senior brother along with spittle.
Li Mo was startled, and even the footwear in his hand was accidentally thrown on the ground.
Everyone was also taken aback by this sudden roar, only to see that this senior brother's eyes turned left and right in his eye sockets several times before they froze, Li Mo clearly saw that at this time, it was finally black and white two or eight points of eyeballs, which means that the senior brother would not braid.
The senior brother moved his somewhat stiff body, and when he turned his head, he saw Li Mo's face, one fat and oily, and the other black as charcoal.
The two looked at each other and blinked at the same time.
"Wow......"
The two roared at the same time, and at the same time took a step back.
"Who are you?"
The fat senior brother asked with a worried expression.
"I'm a new disciple Li Mo, and I can't bear to disturb my senior brother when I see that I am sleeping soundly, so I fan my senior brother with my foot clothes, for fear that my senior brother will be bitten by mosquitoes. ”
Li Mo opened his eyes and said nonsense, everyone in the audience instantly held back laughter, and Orange Bao's face was even redder, and it was very hard to hold back.
"Oh, I'm an official disciple Zhu Tong, nicknamed Jack of Trades, I just fell asleep waiting for you, sorry, let's go, I'll take you to the courtyard to rest. ”
Zhu Tong didn't delve into the stench just now, which made Li Mo breathe a sigh of relief.
I saw Zhu Tong looking around, and found that there was no one around, only their pair, and their faces were bitter.
Without saying a word, he led everyone towards the rows of exquisite quaint buildings.