1. Why?

"There are two main reasons for this. ”

Zhao Qian took a sip of cold beer first, and then said leisurely: "One is that I don't like the air in the capital, the haze or something, I really can't bear it." The second one......"

He paused, and everyone quickly pricked up their ears.

"The second one is because the person who escorted me was not ......"

"Poof......

Xu Shaocong had just drunk the beer in his mouth and sprayed his crotch; Wang Xu was choked by the crispy bones in his throat and rolled his eyes and beat his chest desperately; Li Jingtian's cup in his hand trembled, and the beer spilled just dripping wet socks, so cold that he only smoked cold air; Xu Haojun and Yan Jingwen were about to reach out and eat something, but they almost fell headlong on the table.

Zhao Qian seemed to hear a "Penta-Kill-" in his ear (Five Kills!)

There is only one thought in the minds of several people at the moment, what is special, this sudden sharp turn flashed Lao Tzu's waist!

Xu Shaocong was blown by the wind, and his legs were as cold as ice, grinning, cool!

Wang Xu was still beating his chest, and the green tendons on his neck were bursting up.

"Damn, don't scare me!"

Zhao Qian is not calm, just make a joke and kill someone, then the matter will be a big deal.

Finally swallowed the food, and by the way, after taking a sip of beer, Wang Xu finally relieved himself, and wiped the cold sweat on his head: "Damn, when you talk in the future, I don't dare to eat, I almost choked to death." ”

But I couldn't help laughing, I almost believed it. I don't want to think about it, how can I really guarantee that I can be sent to Beijing University, how can I come to a second college like Nandu College.

The escort wasn't me, hahahahi......

Zhao Qian smiled and hurriedly said, "Drink and drink." ”

"The next time the big guy pretends to be forced, remember to say it in advance, let me be ready, don't overturn again. Wang Xu rolled his eyes and continued to gnaw on the brittle bones.

Xu Shaocong sighed: "It's really worthy of being the father of the king Chen Beixuan, this pretending skill is unmatched, I am convinced!"

"Who is Chen Beixuan?"

"A man who is called the King of Force!"

Zhao Qian looked at the few of them talking to each other, and really wanted to roll his eyes.

Yan Jingwen also scolded with a smile: "It's a shame that I listened so carefully, if I hadn't heard the last sentence, I would have almost believed it." ”

Zhao Qian shook his head and smiled, you guys are still too young, compared with yourself as a pretending writer, you are far behind.

Pick up a bunch of leeks: "Eat it quickly, otherwise it won't taste good if it's cold." ”

Everyone started one after another, and they didn't need to say hello, they were all twenty-year-old young men, and they didn't eat dinner, one could eat more than the other, and the things on the table were wiped out in three or two clicks, but fortunately, there was still baked food to continue to be delivered.

Zhao Qian estimated that the things he ordered were not necessarily enough to eat, so if he couldn't do it, he would order more.

may be because Zhao Qian made a bad start, but as a result, several of them were better at blowing and pretending than one another, and they almost didn't blow the earth up. It's a pity that in Zhao Qian's opinion, their level techniques are still too low-level.

At this time, Xu Haojun suddenly asked: "Speaking of pretending to be forced, why do those who like to pretend to be forced on the Internet are some small rich second generations, and really powerful people like to be low-key?"

"Pretending to be forced to do this kind of thing, it also depends on the person. ”

Zhao Qian drank several glasses of wine, was blown by the wind, shivered coldly, and said: "Generally, the higher the status, the more low-key people like to be low-key. For example, I have maintained a stable and close cooperative relationship with the world's top 500 companies such as CCB and CMCC for a long time, and talked and laughed with the big guys such as President President Ma and Ding Sanshi, and the top ten game companies in China are begging me to cooperate with them.

After saying that, I couldn't help but take a bite of the sausage, and then take a sip of beer, it's so refreshing!

Who says beer barbecue is unhealthy?

People live just to be cool, and they don't dare to eat anything, so what's the point?

A few guys next to him were already stunned, although they didn't know what the big guy was talking about, but they felt so powerful that they didn't react at once.

Think about it again, isn't CCB CCB? Several CCB ATMs in the school have written on them! Isn't CMCC China Mobile......?

Fuck, this ability to pretend to be forced, as I just said, is not a level at all!

"6666, Brother Qian is awesome!"

"6666, big guy, please take my knees......"

With this ability to pretend to be forced, this year's knees are all given to you!

Even the little brother who helped serve the food at the barbecue stall was sluggish, lying down, as if it was true, big brother, it's a pity that you don't go to MLM!

I've seen something that can be blown, but I've never seen something that can be blown like this, bragging and pretending to be forced is a skill, but many people only do the former, and pretending to be forced has no effect at all.

At this moment, he almost couldn't help but bow down, begging the other party to teach him a one-and-a-half-trick pretending technique.

Who knew that Zhao Qian looked disdainful: "I usually let you read more and read more, you see, at this critical moment, in addition to shouting 666 as a salted fish, what else will you do?"

"The big guy is right! The big guy is right...... a few jokes hurriedly gave up, the big guy is the big guy, listening to your words, it's better to read a book for ten years.

It's just that everyone laughed again after saying that, and they had to take it.

A few girls who came out to eat barbecue at the table next to them couldn't help but laugh when they looked at it, this guy was really interesting to talk about.

Wang Xu drank tonight, smiling like a second dog, where is the usual sullen look: "Brother Qian, your braggart level is much better than those guys on the school debate team!"

He used to be on the college debate team, and he also played with the school debate team, but unfortunately he lost and only won the second place, and he was usually not very convinced by the school team in private.

Zhao Qian's face was smug: "That's a must, they are also flexible, pretending to be a little bit dabbled in anything, but I have been systematically studied, and I am a professional writer who pretends to be a streamer!"

Don't underestimate the writer, although you may not be proficient in all the eighteen martial arts, but it can be said that encyclopedic knowledge is involved, whether it is history, science fiction or games, just open your mouth.

Wang Xu burped and asked, "Then do you want to participate in the Provincial College League Cup College Student Speech Contest?" I heard that the prize is very good. ”

Zhao Qian didn't even think about it, and refused directly: "Don't, I'm not interested." My interest is only codewords, I love codewords, codewords make me happy, codewords make my life happier and better!"

Xu Shaocong almost knelt down in a few days, the eldest brother has something to say, put away your anger of forcing the king.

Maybe he has been at home for a long time, and what Zhao Qian said tonight is almost half a month, if it weren't for the fact that a few sisters on the table next to him have been staring at him, the burning gaze that wanted to swallow him in one bite made him feel uncomfortable, and he might have to blow until twelve o'clock.

Zhao Qian finished eating the last crunchy bone and beckoned: "Boss, here are five more strings of crunchy bones! Two chicken wings and two strings of enoki mushrooms, pack!"

This is for Li Wanqing.

"Okay, wait a minute. The boss smiled with joy.

"Brother Qian, are you really not going back to the dormitory to sleep?" Xu Shaocong asked slightly tangled.

Zhao Qian nodded: "I will definitely go back, it's just that everything is in my sister's place now, and I'm too lazy to move." I usually sleep here, but occasionally I go back to the dormitory to play with you, and I still need a lot of things over there. Alright, get ready to withdraw. ”

Pinching the time to drive them all back, Zhao Qian went home with the packed barbecue.

I'm going to have classes again from tomorrow.,Hey.,The days go by faster than my sister's aunt's towel!