Chapter 168: Obviously I'm the First
Chop Ye returned to Bauhinia Village, in addition to making the male friends in the village, gritting their teeth, there is nothing too big about it, after all, Chop Ye grew up in this village, and Chop Ye is very "helpful", such as helping the wife repair furniture, helping the little sister find pets, helping the big sister massage, and playing with the little Lori...... Why are they all women, why, you look down on women. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
Although the men of Bauhinia Village gritted their teeth at Chopping Night, he gained the love of a bunch of big girls and little daughters-in-law, which made Chopping Ye more "helpful".
Walking on the streets of Bauhinia Village at night, I greeted the little sisters, little sisters, big sisters, etc. on the street.
"Sister Rihanna, you're pretty again. ”
"Hey, Sister Kirino, I've grown up a lot, and my brother will take you to see the goldfish in a while. ”
"Sister Shihua, the longer you get, the more breasts you get, I'll give you a massage in a while. ”
"Little sister Xizhu, come and brother to give you a lollipop to eat. ”
"Sunflower, come and hug my brother. ”
"Hey~ Sister Qiu, you're pregnant, let me touch ......"
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"Get out of the night, you don't want to beat my wife. This is the roar from Sister Qiu's husband.
"Husband, what are you doing to scare me at night, he often helps me repair furniture. Sister Qiu complained.
"What? fix furniture!"
"Dad, this is the lollipop that Brother Chopping Night gave me, the lollipop is delicious. ”
"Hehehe, okay, come to my house in a while and give me a good massage. ”
"Brother Kill the Night. ”
"Brother Chopping Night, play with me, I'm going to play a marriage game. ”
……
"Ahh ”
"Sunflower, come home with me, and ignore this perverted lolicon. ”
"It's not good, Xizhu is perverted here, don't look at it. ”
"Daughter, throw the lollipop away, you can't eat it. ”
"Dad, why can't you eat the lollipop given by Brother Chopping Night, last time my mother said that Brother Chopping Night is a good person. ”
"My sister is right, and my mother also said that Brother Chop Ye is much better than Dad. ”
"Ahh......h
Along the way, Chopping Night gave lollipops to the little Lolitas, and received sweet hugs from the little Lolitas, as for those little boys, hehe, what lollipops do the boys want, while playing.
While sending lollipops, Chopping Night listened to the men's insults to him in the village, and a big smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
The familiar voice, the familiar scolding voice, the familiar unwilling voice, the sense of happiness arises spontaneously, oops, kind, comfortable, I really still like it, this kind of can't get used to me, and I can't do it, it's so cool, so happy, this is the taste of home, it's so good to go home, hahaha, I'm Hu Hansan back again.
In the sound of scolding, wailing, little Lori's soft voice, the charm of the big sister, and the sweet voice of the little sister, I returned home in a very happy mood.
When they got home from the night, Rikana and Nami were sitting together, drinking tea, eating snacks, and chatting, while Baby-5, a professional maid, was standing with a plate and waiting for them.
"Welcome home, host husband. ”
When Baby-5 saw Slash Night coming back, he immediately greeted him, showed a big smile, and thoughtfully took off Slash Night's coat and hung it on the hanger.
"Xiaoye, I'm back. Rikana chuckled softly, "You maid wife, you do the housework so well, you are really happy." ”
"Sister Rikana, people are not as good as you say. Baby-5 said with a happy smile on his face.
"Hey, hey, isn't this our little pervert back?" Perona said in a strange tone.
"Meow Meow, Brother Chopping Night, I heard that you sent lollipops to the little loliti in the village today, and my lollipops. Ruri ran to the slash night, stretched out her little hand, and said with a smile.
"Hehehe, Mr. Friends of Women, I'm back. Robin said with a smile.
"Hehe, why don't you accompany your little sister, big sister, little sister, little Lori, play, aren't you having a good time, why are you coming back soon. Namipi said with a smile.
Cutting the Night: Σ(°△°|||) ︴
What is the situation, how did Nami and the others become like this, could it be that Sister Rikana told me everything about my past!
"Sister Rikana, did you tell me everything. Sister Likana, who looked at the night frantically and smiled, said.
"Hehehe......" Likana smiled: "I didn't say it all, I just helped you talk about the 'great achievements' when you were a child, like going to the bath every day to peep, helping the little sister massage, taking the little Lori to see the goldfish, buying gifts for the little sister, helping the beautiful wife and big sister to fix things, and so on, I just said this, I really didn't say it all." ”
Cutting Night: Σ (っ°Д°;) っ
It's called not all of it, Sister Likana, you've said enough, it's enough for me to die hundreds of times, Sister Licana, you're really my own sister!
"Hehehe...... Nami looked at Chop Ye with a smile, her body exuded an ominous black aura around her, and she laughed softly: "I didn't expect that Chop Ye has been so perverted since you were a child, hehe, tell me how many little sisters you have, little sisters, you won't take all the people in the village." ”
"How is it possible, I'm a face control......"
Chopping Night: (╯°Д°)╯(┻━┻
What am I talking about, how can I tell the truth, how can I just not control myself, if I don't do it, I won't die, why can't I remember.
"Hehehe, cut the night, this is your truth. Nami smiled.
Nami is so terrible now, I feel like I'm pilling, no, I don't want to die......
"Robin, help me convince Nami. Slash Night turned to Robin and asked for help.
"Hehehe, you're not a friend of women, how can this little thing stump you. Robin laughed darkly.
Slash Night was instantly petrified by Robin's words, turning into orz, woo woo...... The black-bellied Robin is such a big demon.
"Woo woo woo ......" chopped the night and burst into tears, hugged Perona's waist, buried his face in her belly, like an abandoned kitten, and said pitifully: "Perona, you won't ignore me, right?"
"Stupid...... Stupid!" Perona's cheeks were hot, and she said with a proud face: "A big ...... like you Big fool, who, who will pay attention to you, but, for your pitiful sake, this princess, I just don't scold you, I, I just pity you. ”
"It's still my Perona, don't worry, I'll repay you in the evening. Chopping the night rubbed Perona's lower abdomen, felt Perona's soft lower abdomen, found a comfortable position, hugged Perona, and said gratefully.
"Hmph, who, who will want your retribution, repayment. Perona's eyes were "→_→", and she said arrogantly with a blushing face.
"Hey, hey, hey. Slash Ye looked at Perona, who said no, but her body was very honest, and smiled secretly.
"Meow Meow, Brother Cutting Night, you're a big fool, and Ruri won't leave you alone. Liuli put down the small dried fish in her hand, ran to Chopping Night, and stretched out her little hand to touch Chopher's head.
"Woo woo, my glass is so good, my brother didn't hurt you in vain. "The night is moved.
"Meow, that's of course, if Brother Chopping Night is gone, who will make me delicious fish. Ruri critted.
Nightcut: "......"
So, for the black cat Liuli, what the little fish does is the most important thing.
"Master's husband, although, you are a perverted big pervert, like big sister, little sister, and still a perverted lolicon, but as your wife, I will not abandon you. Baby-5 said with a firm face.
Nightcut: "......"
Oops, I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm so ashamed, I was told by Baby-5 like this, and I instantly felt like I was a scumbag, as if I was dead.
"Baby-5 don't say it anymore, it's a shame. Chopper covered Baby-5's mouth and pleaded.
"Hehehe, tsk, Nami, it seems that we are the only ones who are the bad guys. Robin mended the knife.
"Alas, who made our husband a perverted pervert, but there are Lori cat girls, tsundere princesses, and sexy maids over there, so he won't think of us. Nami said with a grinning voice.
Cutting the Night: Σ(°△°|||) ︴
Oops, sour, sour, no, Nami and Robin, they're getting jealous.
"Nami, Robin, how can you think so, each and every one of you, I love you deeply, and none of you can be missing. "Chop Night hurried to comfort, jealous Nami and Robin.
"Hehehe......" Rikana looked at them in a mess, and chuckled and said, "Cutnight, you and your wives are so in love." ”
Slash Night: (ー_ー)!!
Sister Rikana, where do you see that we are in love with each other, Nami is going to be domestic violence, okay?
Slash Night was said to be very depressed by Ricana, but he didn't notice that Ricana's expression was a little wrong.
Although Rikana smiled happily, there was a look of jealousy, envy, and envy in her eyes, looking at Nami and them, and her heart was unwilling.
PS: Ricana: Obviously I came first, I was the one who saved Xiaoye's brother, and I was the first to like him, and he also saw me that day, why was he preempted by others.