Chapter 316: Fang Cun blew up the corpse
Qu Duckweed and Wang Shangliang beauties were skeptical of Gao Feng's words, this colleague of Fang Cun obviously burst into the eyeballs, looking dead, this is also the death of the cross.
The beauties have never seen this scene in reality, but they have seen a lot of them in the TV series, the expressions of the dead are different, and there is a stinky and long scene before they die.
Qu duckweed shook his head and still couldn't cry: "Brother, I know you are a good heart, but Fang Cun is really dead, he was beaten with a brick three times, and the last brick I used all my strength to shoot it down, it is already good that his thin head and melon seeds have not been broken, how can he not die!"
Qu duckweed makes sense, Fang Cun's head is really a head that has been sharpened by others, like a pencil sharpened, this kind of head is not photographed at all, he was photographed three times, that is certain death.
Gao Feng patted Qu duckweed's shoulder and said softly: "Duckweed, brother really didn't lie to you, Fang Cun was really patted and fell asleep, and he was also injured and bled a lot." However, he is not life-threatening, nor is there any major danger, I have already sent Diao Juan a WeChat message and asked her to bring a medicine over.
Duckweed, don't you still believe brother, brother is a sailor, not a person who dies for a lifetime, but also a person who has experienced life and death, and also knows a little about some medicine, and can also judge people's vital signs.
Duckweed, don't cry, if you don't believe it, let my brother wake you up Comrade Fang Cun. β
Comrade Gao Feng didn't lie nonsense, he checked Fang Cun's wound as soon as possible, he was really surprised by this Comrade Fang Cun, his brain was almost smashed, and he could still fall asleep after a few bowls of blood.
Qu Duckweed couldn't believe Gao Feng's words, but his cousin never lied to himself, he was born as a soldier and a very brave person, which is obvious to all.
Qu duckweed stopped her grief and lifted her head off Gao Feng's shoulder, who wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes with her hand.
This action was so intimate that Qu duckweed felt a trace of warmth, and it instantly warmed his heart.
She also felt that her cousin was her own sky, and her cousin's shoulders were her warm harbor bend, so that she could dock with peace of mind.
The beauties were also skeptical of Gao Feng's words, they thought that Gao Feng was so godlike, how could Fang Cun fall asleep, unless he was a living treasure, and this Fang Cun colleague was really a living treasure-like character.
Qu duckweed put down Fang Cun and put his head on the ground, Fang Cun's appearance was terrifying, and his two eyeballs protruded like the eyes of two dead goats.
Not because they are square colleagues, all the beauties will avoid this situation, they really feel terrifying, their backs are swishing, and goosebumps are all over their bodies.
Gao Feng didn't care about this, he stretched out his hand and patted Fang Cun's face, calling out to the surveyor who rolled his eyes.
"Fang Cun, wake up, wake up, the leader asked you to release the line, wake up, you know what time it is, the sun is drying your buttocks, if you don't get up again, you will be fined fifty yuan, you hurry up!"
The call of the peak made all the beauties happy, and there was a strict work and rest time system in the project department of Tulou Town, and if you were late, you would have to be fined, and those who were strict would be recorded as absenteeism, and they would also face the danger of being fired.
Therefore, the employees of the project department strictly abide by this schedule, even if they don't eat breakfast, they have to catch up with the clock-in time, don't look at fifty yuan, it is almost fatal.
Fang Cun is still a very dedicated comrade, usually works very seriously, he is also very afraid of the leader, as soon as he hears that a leader is looking for him to release the line, then his heart will beat for a long time, he is afraid that the leader will criticize himself.
The call of the peak also made the beauties feel that it was a futile act, no matter how Comrade Fang Cun was a good and dedicated comrade, at this time he had already gone to another world, and it was estimated that only Lord Yama could tell him to go to the line measurement.
Wang Shangliang and other beauties shook their heads, and a feeling of regret arose.
"Gao Feng, forget it, don't call him, it is estimated that Fang Cun is too tired, running on the construction site every day, carrying such a heavy instrument, running all over the mountains, how tall is the wild grass, and mosquito bites, Fang Cun's body is full of bite marks, there is no good place. β
All the beauties persuaded Gao Feng not to bother, but the persuasion of all the beauties caused Qu Duckweed's sadness again, and Miss Qu, who had just stopped her grief, shed tears again.
"Yes, brother, Fang Cun was killed by me, I killed him, he is not too tired, Fang Cun is so young and tired that he can't kill him, I Qu duckweed is really muddy!"
Qu duckweed pumped her mouth with her palm, and the sisters of Wang Shangliang hurriedly stopped her.
"Duckweed, don't blame yourself, maybe Fang Cun is really like Gao Fengsuo, he is asleep, Fang Cun will wake up after sleeping for a while, don't be sad anymore!"
The beauties regretted it a little, how bad it was for Qu duckweed to blame herself, this just calmed down.
"Duckweed, and a few of you beauties, don't be noisy, this square inch is too sleepy, I'll call him, you just be quiet!"
Gao Feng quieted down the beauties, and he patted Fang Cun's face again, calling out to Comrade Fang Cun who was lying on the ground like a dead dog.
"Fang Cun, wake up, wake up, your GPS can't be found, the leader wants you to lose money, you hurry up and find it, do you know that this GPS is more than 50,000 yuan, you just sell yourself to the project department for a year and a half and can't lose this money!"
The terrain of Tulou Town is complex, and there are many trees on the hillside, which causes great difficulties in measuring and pay-off, so the project department has purchased a GPS measuring instrument.
GPS measuring instrument for various shapes of farmland, green space, forest, water, tidal flats and other field rules and irregular area have precise measurement, mu and square at the same time display, can also directly set the unit price, directly calculate the price, equipped with a large area of memory, can be a large number of jΓΉ into the computer, display the measured area of the outline map, area, perimeter, latitude and longitude and other information.
The software has functions such as data recording, graphic storage, data viewing, and unit price setting.
With this precision measuring instrument, it is a great help to the survey team, and no matter how complex the terrain is, it can be solved.
This measuring instrument is the company's fixed assets, all require a special person to keep it, the measurement team will hand over this GPS measuring instrument to Comrade Fang Cun for safekeeping, but this instrument is the life of Fang Cun, more important than his own life, Comrade Fang Cun almost did not hold this instrument in his arms to sleep.
Wang Shangliang and all the beauties felt that Gao Feng, this comrade, was like an old woman, why was he so chattering, this kind of thing could be chattered, this is too mother-in-law.
Comrade Fang Cun regards the instrument as his life, and the key is that the instrument is too expensive, fifty or sixty thousand yuan, if it is lost, it will be done for it at the end of the year.
But no matter how much Comrade Fang Cun regards the instrument as his life, he will not wake up after he dies, unless he blows up the corpse.
When the beauties thought of blowing up the corpse, the terrifying picture they saw on the TV appeared in their heads, the corpse explosion was indeed scary, and the living were scared to death, this square inch comrade must not blow up the corpse.
"Hey, what are you, the GPS is lost, it's impossible, I'm closer to this GPS than to my own father and mother, I'm closer to it than to my own life.
Every time I go back to the office, I hold it in my arms, even when it's just playing games, it's between my legs.
I put it in the back of my bed every time I go to bed, and I lock it in my suitcase when I'm on a business trip or home.
The instrument is foolproof in my hands, so you can't throw it away, this is not five yuan or ten yuan, that is more than 50,000 yuan. β
The beauties were thinking about the terrifying picture of the corpse, and suddenly Comrade Fang Cun, who was lying on the ground and rolling his eyes, got up straight from the ground.
Not only did he stand upright, but when he got up, he jumped forward like a zombie, muttering as he did.
", Fang Cun has blown up the corpse, Fang Cun has really blown up the corpse, my mother, hurry up!"
Thinking that the corpse was really blown up, Wang Shangliang and Zhang Aiqing, a group of beauties, suddenly panicked and fled, rushing around like a group of birds and beasts falling from a tree.
This group of beauties was so frightened that they ran around, and this comrade was still jumping after them.
"Don't go, you put down my GPS, you thieves are too powerful, I put the GPS in the innermost part of the bed and cover it with the quilt, you can all find it."
I guess the secret was told to you by the senior minister of the Ministry of Materials.
Only he discovered the secret of my square inch, and Minister Gao is too bad, how can he treat my brother and my square inch like this.
In vain I respect him so much, every time I buy a pound of grapes, I give him two to eat. β
This comrade Fang Cun kept chattering in his mouth, just like a woman with a broken mouth, and he also made Gao Feng cry and laugh.
Fortunately, he didn't do anything bad to him, otherwise he would have poured the beans out of a bamboo tube, and all of them would have been poured out clean.
"Fang Cun, I killed you, if you want to find it, just find me Qu Duckweed to settle accounts, don't trouble my sister!"
Qu Duckweed also thought that Fang Cun had blown up his body, she hugged Fang Cun and said to him sadly, Fang Cun actually shook Qu Duckweed down, and still jumped towards the place where Wang Shangliang and the others fled.
"Don't run, return my GPS, this is my life, I'm willing not to die, I can't lose this GPS, you give me back GPS!"
Fang Cun jumped and shouted and chased after the beauties who were running away, don't worry, Fang Cun jumped very fast like this, and caught up with Miss Wang Shangliang in the blink of an eye.
"Beauty thief, don't run away, return my GPS device!"
Fang Cun choked Wang Shangliang's neck, and Wang Shangliang was so frightened that his soul was stealing and screaming loudly.
"Fang Cun, don't strangle me, my Wang Shangliang usually doesn't write to you, I have eaten all the snacks I asked for you, I asked you for ice cream in summer, and I asked you for lion's mane mushroom biscuits in winter, you are satisfied!"
Wang Shangliang is really interesting, you ask people for snacks all year round, this is still not a book for others.
Zhang Aiqing and Gong Bei shouted together: "Wang Shangliang, this is your retribution, who made you indifferent to others, Fang Cun wants you to accompany him now." β
"Zhang Aiqing, Gongbei, you two hooves, you don't come to save me, you are still talking like this, it's not my Wang Shangliang who asks for snacks, you also have a share, and I will look for you later!"
At this time, a beetle came, and the beetle stopped next to Wang Shangliang, and a girl came down from the beetle, and when he saw this girl, Wang Shangliang shouted for help.
"Diao Chan, you came just in time, Fang Cun blew up the corpse, he wants to strangle me, come and save me!"
Diao Chan walked to Fang Cun's side, took out a needle and pricked Fang Cun's neck, and Fang Cun fell.
"What a corpse exploded, people are sleepwalking!"