Chapter 319: Counting the New Son-in-law Coming to the Door?
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Liu Yihua held a compass in his hand and said to Li Tianxue: "The left green dragon and the right white tiger...... The green dragon should be taller than the white tiger...... In this way, yin and yang are balanced!
In this way, the vegetation and open space on the left side of the gate will be increased, and the right side will be reduced!"
Li Tianxue recorded while sketching out the general idea in her notebook. γFengyun Reading Network.γ The best urban prince 1552
After Liu Yihua took the compass around for a while, he shook his head and said: "Hey, it's a little bit worse! Who saw the feng shui? Maybe there was nothing wrong with the design! There was a deviation in the construction, right?"
Open the gate of the villa to the east for another 2 meters, so that the gate will be in the 'angry' position!
Oh, this 'angry' is the most auspicious aspect in Feng Shui! I am the life of the East Fourth House, and the southeast is my 'angry' direction! Of course, the people of the West Fourth House are just the opposite!
So, some people live in the same house and get rich! Some people try to move in and live in it...... It's because of the difference between the East and West Houses!"
Li Tianxue looked at Liu Yihua with adoring eyes and said, "Yihua, I found that you are really powerful......! Especially those miscellaneous ...... You don't have one in these universities!"
Liu Yihua said with a smile: "What is it if you can teach Bazi, Feng Shui, I Ching, etc. in the university?
Xiao Ruoqing muttered behind her: "The mysterious secret drop, doesn't it work?"
Yuxuan said: "If you don't believe it, you can't do it!"
Liu Yifei said: "I have to believe it!"
Xiao Huixian said: "Why do you have to believe it?"
Zhou Shimei said: "Because he is our husband!
Sweat!
Liu Yihua turned around and said, "Am I so a**?
The women looked at Liu Yihua with the same eyes as "idiots" and said, "What do you think?"
Belch......
Liu Yihua was silent, and continued to bow his head and fiddle with the compass in his hand......
If you want to reason with a woman, you are a fool! On the contrary, a fool is a fool who reasoned with a woman!
Obviously, very sure - Liu Yihua is not a big melon!
Secretary Lin put his hands behind his back, basking in the sun, while watching and listening to Liu Yihua flirting with the women...... Thoughts flew again--spring again, thinking about Xiaomei...... The best urban prince 1552
After thinking for a while, Secretary Lin said: "Yihua, isn't this compass a compass?"
Liu Yihua said: "Yes! But it's very sad! These are the four great inventions!"
We invented gunpowder and used it to light fireworks β and they made it into a cannon!
We invented the compass and used it to look at Feng Shui β a compass that people use to drive a big boat to our country...... ...... with cannons"
Secretary Lin pondered for a while and said: "Yes! If you are conservative and backward, you will be beaten! Therefore, we must continue to reform and open up!"
But we can't lose the old things of our country...... It's like this compass, it's mysterious...... Also, this feng shui theory really works? Why don't you go to the city hall another day?"
Mr. Liu Yihua stepped on the seven stars, wore a Taoist robe, had long hair fluttering, held a compass in his hand, and soared through the clouds and fog...... Hangang SAR Government Building!
What is he here for?
Don't go away...... More exciting after the ad...... NBC reporter Li Tianxue reported on the scene in the Hanjiang Special Economic Zone!"
Dizzy, Liu Yihua waved the compass, and Li Tianxue hurriedly fled!
Liu Yifei said: "Well, do I know what Yihua is doing in the Hanjiang Special Administrative Region Government Building!
Xiao Huixian said disdainfully: "Hmph...... What else can you do? Aren't you pretending to be a fool? And then trick a red envelope, pat your ass and leave?"
Liu Yihua said angrily: "It's the opposite! It's really the opposite...... Little girl, you wait to sleep at night...... It's a must, a spank!"
Liu Yifei said with a straight face: "Wrong! Miss Li Tianxue, please continue to report!"
Li Tianxue smiled evilly: "Anyway, what is this demon Dao doing when you come to the Hanjiang government? Naturally, it's to look at feng shui...... Of course, looking at Feng Shui is just his part-time job!
As a matter of fact, he came to work for the SAR government...... It's just -- the executive vice mayor of the Hanjiang Special Economic Zone!
NBC reporter Li Tianxue reported on the spot. β
Liu Yihua smiled: "You guys just spoof! See how I clean you up tonight!"
Liu Yifei stepped forward and hugged Liu Yihua excitedly and said, "Congratulations...... I'm going to be the mayor's wife from now on...... Haha, maybe the governor's wife in the future!"
Liu Yihua touched Liu Yifei's head and said depressedly: "No...... You don't have a fever? What nonsense are you talking about? It's good to have a good time spoofing! Don't play anymore!"
Liu Yifei said, don't believe it, ask Li Tianxue!
Li Tianxue said with a smile: "A few days ago, we received a notice from the relevant departments of the mainland -- the mainland will vigorously promote reform and opening up! Break with old ideas and traditions...... Enable a large number of newcomers who understand the economy! The best urban prince 1552
Among them, there are a group of cattle people who take care of both military and land!
Fortunately, Comrade Liu Yihua is the main model and representative of both military and civilian affairs! He has now been appointed as the special economic adviser of the Hanjiang Special Economic Zone! The secretary of the Hanjiang Special Economic Zone and the special assistant to the mayor!
A special economic adviser and special assistant turned out to be a feng shui master? haha, my news has a selling point......
"Ah, really, fake, are you kidding? This special assistant is so good?" Liu Yihua was really surprised now...... That's a bit of a joke, isn't it?"
Secretary Lin said with a smile: "I still wish that my son would grow up quickly, and even compete with me for power! Do you think my mother can be busy alone? Besides, I ...... this year I'm going to ...... Bear...... Well, you know that! I'm worried about who's going to be in control of the situation in the months I'm away! Well, I'm relieved to have my son's special assistant here!"
Liu Yihua said happily: "Ah...... Mom, you already have it?"
Secretary Lin slapped Liu Yihua's buttocks and said shyly: "Be quiet! How can you know so quickly now?
Liu Yihua said stupidly: There must be! Hehe, my younger brother...... Oh, by the way, mom -- don't expect me to be so good! If you throw the country to me, I don't think I'm optimistic, don't blame me!
Besides, whether this is true or not remains to be verified!"
Liu Yifei said angrily: "What else is verified? It was said by the supreme chief that he said it to my father, is this still false? It is said that my father said that you are too young, it is not good to climb so high...... The supreme chief even criticized him severely!"
Secretary Lin smiled: "It's true, I heard Yuxuan's father say it the day before yesterday, and I was surprised at first!" You know it, good son, you are now the best political star in China!"
Liu Yihua's hand shook, and the compass almost fell to the ground...... Then he muttered: "No matter, I'll do whatever I want! Anyway, I have nothing, and I'm not afraid to wear shoes barefoot!"
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