Chapter 8 Then I'll strike first
In a place where I don't know where it was, Xi Yueli appeared with Ruan Ping, and after pressing Ruan Ping's head into the water with her left hand, Xi Yueli covered her face with her right hand and chuckled
"Gollum...... I...... Grunt, cough cough"
"You, what are you doing, you want to murder me, master, just press it directly into the water," Ruan Ping, who raised his head from the water, gasped for breath
"Where is this? Where did I go when you kidnapped Master again?"
Ruan Ping looked at the surrounding woods with a puzzled expression, his last memory was the smile that Xi Yueli smiled at him, and now he was taken to an unknown place.
"This king thinks about it...... It's only a few thousand miles away from our shop, you can choose to walk back" Xi Yueli shrugged at Ruan Ping indifferently
"Shall we discuss something, can you not knock me unconscious next time, are you afraid that I know the way back or what's wrong?"
Ruan Ping looked at the girl in front of him with a look of resentment, he dared not speak out against this demon-like existence of Xi Yueli
"Yes, next time this king will barely knock you out"
"And next time, I won't do it, master, how do you like to play, I won't serve you."
"Okay, okay, no next time, it's out, don't you explore the world and the past?"
Xi Yueli stretched out her hand to pull up Ruan Ping, who was sitting on the ground, and then took Ruan Ping's hand and left. Unconsciously, the cold-faced Hades in this world actually began to change little by little, becoming more and more gentle, and all this is due to ...... Nguyen Binh. More precisely, it was because her natal soul bead was gradually changed by Ruan Ping's breath......
Ruan Ping touched the little hand holding him and couldn't help but sigh in his heart, it was so comfortable, the silky touch like holding a peerless jade in his hand made his impetuous heart slowly calm down......
Half a day later, Ruan Ping pointed to a dilapidated house and said, "Hey...... Why don't we take a break? There's a dilapidated house in front of me, and I can't afford to walk if you leave."
"Okay, okay, this king is still a demon to forgive you ants"
The two of them walked towards the dilapidated house
Ruan Ping, who had just arrived at the door, stretched out his hand and prepared to slam the door
"Hello, there is ......" bang! Xi Yueli beside him directly ignored the dilapidated door and kicked it open.
“............”
"You just broke down the door and didn't... Isn't that okay?"
Xi Yue walked into the house without looking back and said: "It is not this virtue to have someone to live, even if he has someone to live in this door, it should be changed, this king has a good heart, and the long pain is better than the short pain."
Ruan Ping recalled his appearance when he was a scoundrel and looked at Xi Yueli again, this really can't be imagined that a seemingly gentle and considerate girl is actually doing this kind of thing of breaking in.
Ruan Ping entered and looked around the house and came to the conclusion that this was indeed as Xi Yueli said, uninhabited, and the cobwebs in the room alone were enough to fill a bowl. Ruan Ping, who was grunting with hunger, scratched his head embarrassedly
"Hey, hey, hey...... The world is the biggest eater, I'll go find some fruit first."
"No need, this king has brought the ingredients, you can do it" After speaking, he waved his hand, and then a wild boar appeared in front of Ruan Ping's eyes
"When did you catch it?" Ruan Ping, looking at the wild boar whose feet were broken, mourned for three seconds
"I caught it when the king took you on the road, and I was afraid that it would make trouble in the inner space, so I discounted its legs, rest assured, this king is highly skilled, and it will not kill you if you break your legs."
It's just that Ruan Ping looked at Xi Yueli when she said this, showing her nonchalant smile, and when she looked at herself, she couldn't help but be stunned, as if she was saying this to him
"Uh-huh...... I understand, I understand, I am obedient, I am obedient" Ruan Ping hurriedly dragged the wild boar outside, although he couldn't escape from this terrifying woman, he could still avoid her
"Don't want a knife, you peel the skin with your bare hands?" Xi Yueli behind her threw a dagger and nailed it to the door frame
Ruan Ping trembled and pulled out the dagger that flew by his hair, and then quickly left the house
After killing the wild boar with a knife seven or eight meters away from the house, Ruan Ping began to cut the flesh of the wild boar one by one......
It's just that it was raining heavily when the wild boar had just finished skinning, and Ruan Ping could only carry the half-killed wild boar back to the house and slowly dismember, while Xi Yueli on the side lit a big fire, as for the firewood......
Xi Yueli only guaranteed that the place where she was staying could shelter from the rain, and then removed all the planks and wooden strips that could be removed
Half an hour later, Ruan Ping went out to pick a few giant banana leaves in the heavy rain and brought them back, asked for seasoning from Xi Yueli and smeared them on the pork, and finally dug out some wet soil from the inside out of the hole in the corner
The wild boar meat wrapped in banana leaves is then coated with wet dirt and thrown around the fire.
"Whew, this is the weather, yo...... It's a good luck."
Ruan Ping, who had just put the meat on the fire, heard the sound of greeting and looked back, a man in his early twenties, full of essence, at first glance he was the kind of profiteer who couldn't afford to make a profit!
"Fortunately" Ruan Ping just replied indifferently to the male protagonist, as the so-called reaching out and not hitting the smiling person, Ruan Ping still has this sentimental injury, but when the man saw Xi Yueli sitting by the fire, the corners of his mouth flowed 'tears'
"Hello, contemptible Qingqiu, I wonder if I have the honor to have dinner with you, girl?" Qingqiu Ruan Ping, who looked at the bewildered face of Xi Yueli, shook his head and sighed: "If this thing provokes this aunt, don't take me to be beaten together."
As the saying goes, the more you don't want it to happen, the easier it is to happen, and Ruan Ping, who prayed silently in his heart, was implicated in less than a moment
"Roll"
As if he was annoyed by Xi Yueli's rolling words, Qing Qiu glared and said, "Why are you so rude, just talking to people like this?"
Get up, take two steps forward, and raise your feet
With a bang, Qingqiu was kicked and knocked down Ruan Ping............
Qingqiu, who was lying on Ruan Ping's body, turned around and said to Ruan Ping: "Friend, this is your friend?"
Ruan Ping pushed away Qing Qiu, who was pressing on his body, and after glancing at Xi Yueli, he nodded stubbornly
"He can't do this! He will be so rude in the future, and if he provokes someone who shouldn't be provoked, he will suffer! You're a friend, and how many years older than her, you have to take her to the right path."
And these words sounded so ironic to Xi Yueli's ears
"Then you mean that this king wants to agree to your request to be polite, this king's politeness does not need to be taught by a mortal like you!" Then Xi Yueli narrowed her eyes and looked at Ruan Ping after Qingqiu's death
"What to do, you don't need this king to teach you, right?" Ruan Ping, who was stared at by Xi Yueli, nodded hurriedly
A choke lock directly locked Qingqiu firmly, and then a perfect backward slashed him through the air in an arc, knocking Qingqiu to the ground
"You ........." Qingqiu, who was about to speak, was greeted in the face by Ruan Ping's punch and knocked unconscious directly
When he woke up, he saw Ruan Ping and Xi Yueli eating fragrant wild boar......
"Wake up, wake up, tell the master, what is this?" Ruan Ping took out a slender paper item from his sleeve and brought it to Qingqiu
"Bring me a bite of meat first, I'm hungry, I'll be full."
Ruan Ping turned around and took a piece of pork breast meat and handed it to Qingqiu's mouth, but Qingqiu turned his head away
"Don't you want it yet?" Ruan Ping stuck Qing Qiu who didn't go over, and he was unlucky to follow this guy, but now he is tied up by himself and still has this temper?
"How can you tie me up and let me eat?" Qingqiu, who was tied, looked at Ruan Ping with a longing expression after saying what he wanted
"If you don't eat, it's impossible to let you go, if you obediently explain what this is, we can still release you when we leave, if you don't say, hehe! We'll set up a soundproof formation and then add a few loops of rope to you, so that you starve to death here."
Ruan Ping's treatment of scoundrels has always been to be more scoundrels than them, and sure enough, Qingqiu hurriedly changed his words after listening to Ruan Ping's words: "Then I'll eat two bites first, eat two bites and then tell you"
Ruan Ping handed the breast meat to Qing Qiu's mouth again and let him take a bite and immediately take it away, and Qing Qiu, who had eaten a bite of the meat, was stunned, there was such delicious pork in this world, and hurriedly called for another bite
But Ruan Ping at least silently took out the previous things and shook them
Qingqiu suddenly realized and then said, "This is a cigarette, smoking."
"Smoke, what is smoke?" Ruan Ping looked at Qing Qiu with a puzzled expression, but Qing Qiu pouted and pointed to the chest meat, Ruan Ping handed it to his mouth and gave him a bite before taking it away
"Ah~ cool, it's delicious, this cigarette is a good thing, refreshing, long-term smoking can also effectively enhance the cultivation of the soul"
"Smoking?" Ruan Ping continued to look at Qingqiu suspiciously, and then looked at Qingqiu, who was silent, and handed the meat over helplessly
Qing Qiu bit down a large piece of meat this time and chewed it slowly before he spoke: "You light the long end with a fire and then suck it from behind, I guarantee that you will fall in love with that taste!"
Ruan Ping touched a cigarette on the fire, and suddenly a white smoke rose up, and took the cigarette to Qing Qiu's mouth and motioned for him to take a puff first
"Whew~~"
Then he spit out a puff of smoke with an intoxicated face, Ruan Ping watched Qingqiu try to smoke and then took another one and lit it, and then took a puff like him
"Damn, this thing is good!" Ruan Ping, who smoked for the first time, unexpectedly went up, smoked the cigarette into his stomach and then spit it out, the feeling of comfort was really indescribable
After turning around and glancing at Xi Yueli, he ran over and handed it to Xi Yueli with another one
"Ahem, ahem, ahem...... What, why are you so choked, cough cough cough cough " Xi Yueli just took a puff and threw away the cigarette in her hand directly, and Ruan Ping looked at the cigarette thrown on the ground and felt very distressed, I don't know how many good things can there be......
"That's right...... Yueli, how much is this thing?" Taking advantage of Qingqiu's coma before, Xi Yueli directly broke his storage ring, and what was in it Ruan Ping didn't know, these cigarettes were accidentally taken out and dropped
Xi Yueli ignored Ruan Ping's affectionate title and replied: "I can fill your inner heaven and earth."
In the interval between Ruan Ping and Xi Yueli eating meat, Ruan Ping had already been instructed by Xi Yueli to learn how to use Dao power and use his inner space, and his inner space was a full ten meters by ten meters......
Thinking about it like this, Ruan Ping suddenly felt that he was angry, and he asked for a cigarette that filled half of the inner world from Xi Yueli, as for why he didn't stuff it directly, mainly to have space for other things......
Just looking at those cigarettes, Ruan Ping was confused again, this is a consumable that will be smoked sooner or later, what if it runs out?
"Hey, hey, what if something is gone?"
Qingqiu, who was tied to a stake, twisted his body and narrowed his eyes
"Let me go, and I'll tell you how to plant, or you'll never want to know."
Ruan Ping covered his sleep with one hand and rolled his eyes, and then smiled at Qingqiu evilly
"That's it, take a step back, I won't say that I will tie you all the time, you tell me how to plant, and I'll untie it for you when we leave"
"No...... Don't lie to me?"
"Tong Suo is not bullied, I am the most trustworthy master"
Qing Qiu said helplessly: "There are four red bags in my space ring, which contain tobacco seeds, you can find a random land and plant ......"
"Okay, the outside is also stopped, and the other things are back to you, and I want something like cigarettes."
Ruan Ping looked back at Xi Yueli, who was silently on the side, and noticed Ruan Ping's gaze, Xi Yueli sighed softly and threw a ring to Ruan Ping
When he watched Ruan Ping take something from his spatial ring, Qing Qiu's heart was dripping blood, and he said that this spatial ring had to kill the original owner to break the ban, how to save it was useless for these two people......
After putting the ring back on Huiqing Qiu's finger, Ruan Ping tinkered behind him for a while, and then Ruan Ping and the others were about to leave
"Didn't you say you were going to let me go? You just left? You don't keep your promises!"
"We ......"
"Don't talk nonsense! I didn't expect you to be such a villain! Speaking of which, if you can't see it, you will definitely die in the future!"
"Don't ...... yet," was interrupted again when Ruan Ping spoke for the second time
"You are bullying the weak me now, I tell you that you will be in Hedong for thirty years and in Hexi for thirty years, you don't bully ......"
Ruan Ping clicked three times in the air, and then spoke: "Okay, good, good one, thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, you are right, today I won the master, so I can bully you, but if you develop in the future, the unlucky one is the master." So...... Master, I've decided, I'm going to strike first!"
Ruan Ping walked to Qingqiu's back and knocked him unconscious with a heavy blow, and sighed: "Hey...... Master, I'm not a big traitor, and besides, I took your things and spared you from dying."
After untying the rope that bound Qingqiu, Ruan Ping lit a cigarette and chased after Xi Yueli, who had already left......