On the way back to base.

"There's nothing wrong with that," said Twelve very earnestly:

Far up the cold mountain stone path slope,?

There are people everywhere in Bai Yunsheng.

Parking to sit in love with Maple Grove late,?

Across the river, he still sings backyard flowers.

Here, how clear and specific the backyard flowers are, what do you have any questions? ”

Everyone didn't expect that these twelve would really change such famous verses beyond recognition. And at the end of the sentence, he expressed his thoughts, others are really crooked, and now even the poems are not correct, this is the answer to that sentence, people are not right.

"It's not like this" Leng Wuya shook his head again and again and said: "Although this poem sounds very complete, but I, no matter how I listen to it, I don't think it's like that, I think this poem should be like this, well, the first three sentences are right, and the back sentence is a little different, so let's start with the last two sentences, this 'stop and sit in love with the maple forest evening', the next sentence is?wow ~~~." ”

Leng Wuya, who is smart and studious, and is familiar with poetry, has temporarily forgotten the last sentence because of the interruption just now. The main reason is that the last sentence of twelve is too emotional, so that they want to nod when they listen to it, and among a large number of people, which one of them is straight, and they all think about the backyard flowers.

"That's right" Bai Yu really felt that this 'stop and sit in love with the maple forest at night, and sing the backyard flowers across the river' was really awkward, but for a while, he couldn't think of the whole poem, Bai Yu secretly regretted that he didn't study hard, but now is not the time to dwell on this matter, but he still thinks that Leng Wuya is right. So he took it and said: "Actually, the last sentence is wrong, it should be: stop and sit in love with the maple forest at night, and flowers fly everywhere in Jiangcheng." ”

"Xiao Yu, it's not this. Leng Wuya shook his head resolutely, but from the way he frowned and looked pained, he couldn't figure out what it was.

"No, absolutely not. Twelve Er said with great certainty: "The next sentence of 'parking and sitting in love with Fenglin Evening' is that the backyard flowers are still singing across the river." So don't be too entangled, it's better to do a few more poems if you have that effort. ”

"You, get out of the way. "Leng Zhong, who has always had good language grades. He glanced at Twelve in disgust. Said: "If I remember correctly or remember wrongly, I don't count it, I remember it should be like, 'Stop and sit in love with Fenglin Night', the next sentence is." 'Red flowers, green flowers, small white flowers'. You can imagine. This 'parking' and 'maple forest night' in the wilderness 'sit love'. Surrounded by a large field of wildflowers, there are red flowers, and there are green flowers. There is also a little white flower, this scene is so confusing, oh no, it's so intoxicating......"

"Parking and sitting in love with the maple forest at night, red flowers and green flowers and small white flowers? Bai Yu shook his head and said.

"Slave, slave family I know" Xihong came over and smiled: "The slave family is from the Song Dynasty, it stands to reason that they should be good at Song words, but poetry, the slave family also knows a little about one, two, three, four, five, six, seven plus eight with nine and almost ten, and also knows that eight or nine are not far from ten, well, the slave family pondered, this sentence should be good, because it used to be very, very popular, that is, it should be, 'stop and sit in love with the maple forest evening', the next sentence is, the sauerkraut is called Cuihua." ”

"Damn, I didn't expect you to be a foodie. Bai Yu smiled and still shook his head in denial: "Stop and sit in love with Fenglin late, and the one who serves sauerkraut is called Cuihua." What a mess, not right. ”

"Great, what she said must be wrong, but I know it's right. Shabi said quite affirmatively: "'Stop and sit in love with Fenglin Night', and the next sentence is, 'Singles have money to spend'." ”

"What are you doing?" As soon as he heard this, Qi'er's eyes on the side widened: "If you have money, you have to spend it?" Why don't you know how to cherish such a small down, you can save all the money, save all the money, save it into a gold mountain, and then, then save, and then save a bigger gold mountain, wrap the previous gold mountain in it, and then, save again, save a bigger gold mountain, put the previous gold mountain and cover the gold mountain again, wrap it, and then save it, understand, this is the most meaningful thing, but you, you waste money, you have money to spend, and you have to be ruined by how much money you have. ”

"Hmm" Bai Yu still shook his head: "Stop and sit in love with Fenglin at night, and the single person has money to spend." Haven't heard of it. ”

"Well, I remembered, it should be 'stop and sit in love with the maple forest night', wearing a big red flower on his chest. Zun Yan said.

"Forget it," Qin Shou said sarcastically: "What about 'wearing a big red flower on your chest'? Are you the 38 Red Flag Bearer or what? Look at your appearance? It's really not far from '38', let me tell you, since the next sentence is what 'flower'? Then I'll give you a fault that can't be faulted, correct, unique, incomparable, unique, ah, the next sentence, save you from thinking about it again, that's it,' Parking and sitting in love with the maple forest evening', its next sentence is: Huahua Huahuahua, connected together, parking and sitting in love with the maple forest evening, Huahua Huahuahua. ”

"Cut, cut, cut、、、、、" The young generals grinned at Qin Shou, and they almost spit.

"Yes, the frost leaves are red in February. Leng Wuya finally remembered and said disdainfully:

Far up the cold mountain stone path slope,

There are people everywhere in Bai Yunsheng.

Parking to sit in love with Maple Grove late,?

Frost leaves are red in February. ”

"Look at all of you, what are you doing here? Oh yes, what's going on with these little Mei brothers? Mo isn't it? Mo isn't it a special son waiting for my son, oh, even guys, when I see you, my son, I really think life is such a beautiful thing, haha, haha, haha~~~"

No need to ask, this is another one......

This is good-looking, powerful, with a big leopard head and small ringed eyes, a thick beard, medium height, five short builds, round, turtle appearance, wearing a full suit of black pajamas, barefoot, pulling on plastic slippers, always smiling on his face, looking like he will never offend anyone, eyes, eyes are not very good, he looks gray and abrupt, and he is very spiritless. The eyes are also very yellow, in addition, there are too many eye feces, and the mental state is also like not waking up.

"Who should I be? It turned out to be Wu'er, what's the matter? What do you smell of shame again, what are you doing here?" Jiu'er looked at the beautiful man in front of him, with a look of disdain, and it could be seen that they knew each other and had a bad relationship.

"Hehe~~" The rough man looked like he didn't care, and he sneered at Jiu'er. He showed full generosity: "Jiu'er." I don't know my temperament, I don't know my son, I see so many beautiful men, how can I let go of my son. Hehe. Hehe......"

"You. Alas, you male and female 'perverts', overthrow the old leader and support the new one. You have made a lot of contributions, no wonder the new sect leader likes you so much, loves you, spoils you, spoils you, gets used to you, you are you, you are too proud......" Jiu'er's tone was full of jealousy that he couldn't achieve by himself.

"Good looks, no way. The rough man smiled, shook his waist again, and twisted his neck, which can be described as extremely good, but looking at it, the appearance of a thick and strong man is disgusting.

"Fifth Brother" Xiao Thirteen ran over and hugged the rough man......

"Thirteenth little brother, the fifth brother likes your little fresh meat and meat, come on, tongue kiss all of a sudden, yo, thirteen, look at your little old son, the fifth brother's beard is not tied to you, yo yo, hee, hee......" The rough man held the little thirteen in his arms, and kissed him more than ten times on his little face, it seems that he really likes it.

"Uh-huh~~" The twelve coughed, cleared his throat, and then opened his mouth and groaned: "

Five, you are a pervert,

Excessive desire to die.

What do men and women eat?

Too much. ”

"What? Thailand (too much)? The rough man put down Xiao Thirteen, glared at Twelve and expressed his dissatisfaction: "Don't think that you will break the poem like that, ah, in fact, I will also be the fifth master, but I don't want to talk nonsense with you, it's boring." ”

"What, you can also write poetry?" Twelve's face wore a mocking smile, and at first glance, he knew that he looked down on him.

"Sitting wet (composing poetry), who wouldn't sit wet? Tell you, you really don't look down on me, I've been sitting where I've been getting wet lately. The rough man retorted.

"Why are you still 'composing which poem' (where you sit and where you are wet)?What phenomenon?, are you really so powerful?"

"What's this? Of course I'm so good. The rough man looked dismissive.

"Then you" Twelve's face changed, and he became a little solemn: "Then you can compose a poem for us to see, and we will learn from you." ”

"Hehe, sitting on a wet one, isn't it just sitting on a wet child, simple. The calmness and calmness of the rough man made the twelve admire it again, and the twelve stood aside with a very respectful expression, waiting for the rough man's 'poetry' at any time.

"Okay, I'm starting to get wet now. The rough man sat on the ground, stayed for a moment, then stood up, pointed to the large piece of wet stain on the ground, where he had just sat on, and said, "See, this is the wet I am sitting on, take a good look, wet or not?"

"Wet" the young generals responded in unison, mixed with ridicule from time to time......

"Is this the poem you wrote?" Twelve was already furious.

"That's right, that's the wet I'm sitting on, son. The rough man replied uninterestingly.

"What do you mean by that?" said Twelve, angrily.

"Alas" The rough man sighed, and tears fell: "These days, alas, doesn't it mean that the master of the sect has often patronized my son day and night these days, the grace of the sect master, I should do my best to wait for the Taibao, so Mazi, alas, the dragon spirit and tiger of the master, the great masculine son of the master, the gentle and considerate son of the master, the frequency of the master, the master's son, the son, alas, my master, in short, the master of the sect made my son yo, urinating and urinating** lala, so, yes, I ......"

"You just sit where you get wet," Jiu'er said with a smile.

"What? Are you a little envious and jealous? The rough man dissatisfied.

"It doesn't mean that," Jiu'er said.

"I think that's what you mean," said the rough man.

"Wu'er, you 'pervert' is overly lustful, saying that you are too much, you are still not convinced. Twelve said.

"If you don't want to do it, then my son is stronger than you. The rough man muttered.

"You, don't compare with me as a cultured person, at least I'm more educated than you. "Twelve.

"You have a bullshit culture, and if you have a culture, then I have it too. The rough man Wu'er was not convinced.

"Okay, count your mouth hard. Twelve Er said viciously: "Just now I asked you to 'compose poetry', but you gave me a 'sitting wet', now, okay, don't you claim to be a cultural person, let's not compose poetry, let's have a couplet, this, you're a 'cultural person' should understand, right?"

"Understand" the rough man Wu'er hurriedly responded: "During the New Year, every family has posted couplets, and there is also a couplet at the door of the master, what is it, my son will not tell you." ”

"And," the twelve said, "I'm not uncommon to know, well, you know the rules of couplets, and you pay attention to couplets:

Regardless of one, three, five,

246 distinction;

Heaven to earth, rain to wind,

The road is against the sky;

Mountain flowers to sea trees,

The red sun against the sky;

Thunder faintly misty.

You ...... all of that."

"I know ...... know" Before Twelve's words fell, the rough man Wu'er rushed to say: "Actually, my son already knew about it, isn't it:

One, three, five, no matter what,

246 is not clear;

right, breast-to-breast,

Big Tiger to Sora Aoi,

Duck to comrade,

AV to Filipino maids,

Smecta is embarrassed by Thailand and Hong Kong. Hm~~~~"

And they all sat down. Still headed by Old Man Li, Yu Wei was just about to say, Old Man Li waved his hand: "Wait for Xiao Gao to come." ”

After waiting for a while, Xiao Gao ran in, on the way he asked Li Xian what was the matter, after hearing the answer, Xiao Shan's eyes lit up, Bai Chongshan shook his head behind him, and said in his heart: The daughter-in-law he married, how can he be so motivated, as long as he hears new things, he will rush up.

As soon as the two entered the room and saw Xiao Gao's appearance, the serious atmosphere in the room was completely dissolved at once, everyone stared at Xiao Gao's eyes, and the brightness could be used as an X-ray. Old man Li also smiled and said to Yuwei: "The most analytic person is here, Yuwei, Yuqing, you can say it." ”

Yu Wei looked at Xiao Gao, I really don't know, this weak man will have such a high ability, everyone is waiting for him, Yu Wei told everyone about the situation he just analyzed, everyone was surprised when they heard it, Old Man Li said: "This is the case now, our enemies may be from other worlds." (To be continued.) )