Chapter 275: Sounds Unpleasant

The aroma of food had gradually dispersed, and Lu Yu interrupted his thoughts and reached for the military lunch box.

That's it!

A few meters away, there was a sudden "click" sound!

Like the sound of tiny branches breaking?

Lu Yu's eyebrows raised slightly! With a silent turn of his wrist, he picked up a thumb-thick branch and gently stirred with firewood.

"Salsa ......"

After seeing that Lu Yu didn't seem to be alarmed, a very slight footstep suddenly sounded in the bushes!

The corners of Lu Yu's mouth moved slightly, holding the branch in one hand and continuing to stir the firewood, but the other hand stretched out to the military lunch box, and muttered: "I heard that this compressed braised pork rice tastes good, and I have never been willing to eat it, so I opened the meat today!"

While speaking, the lid of the box opened, and the smell of meat overflowed in an instant!

And just as Lu Yu was about to "eat", there was a sudden "uproar" in the bushes not far away!

The speed of the black shadow was extremely fast, and it had already pounced in front of Lu Yu almost instantly!

But Lu Yu's movements are faster!

Without hesitation, he shook the branch with Mars in his hand and stabbed the person from an unimaginably strange angle!

Not bad!

The sudden appearance of the black shadow is not any beast, but a man!

This person's reaction was not slow, and when he saw that Lu Yu was the first to come, he immediately suddenly twisted his waist and dodged!

But Lu Yu's sword intent has already been gathered for a long time, and coupled with the fact that he is calculating intentionally or unintentionally, the speed of this blow has been increased to the extreme!

Burst!

Mars splash!

And while the man kept retreating, he also let out a miserable scream: "Hold the grass! It's so hot......"

After hearing this scream, Lu Yu, who was about to pursue, suddenly froze, smoothed the branch in his hand, and asked in a deep voice, "Huaxia?"

The man fluttered on his body for a long time before he became angry and said, "Nonsense! Who else is it?!Isn't it just to rob you of food? As for burning it with fire? My dress is very expensive!"

Lu Yu smiled slightly, and at this time he also saw the person on the other side clearly.

This person is about 1.7 meters old, wearing a black leather jacket, and his body looks very strong, obviously he has practiced some kung fu.

Looking further down his face, his eyebrows and eyes are quite handsome, but the only flaw is that his hair is slightly missing......

How little?

He had only a few sparse hairs from his forehead to the top of his head, although the surrounding circle was still relatively thick, but the more this happened, the more the lack of central hair became more prominent, and in the current light, the top of his head seemed to be covered with a black bagel.

After taking a few more glances at this rather joyful hairstyle, Lu Yu asked with a smile, "Are you?"

The man knew that Lu Yu's kung fu was good, and he also dispelled the idea of continuing to grab food, and said depressedly: "Why do you ask so much? I just want to eat something, I'm going to starve to death!"

Lu Yu smiled darkly: "Hungry, don't you bring food with you?"

"Ahh

Lu Yu smiled and pointed to the top of his head, and said, "Such a big bagel, you are blind to me?"

Burst!

As soon as these words came out, I almost that person to death!

If you don't give it, you won't give it, can you use it so badly?!Is it a crime to thank the top? If I can choose, I don't want to thank the top!

The man slowed down for a long time before he tried to breathe a sigh of relief, and snorted angrily: "If you don't want to give it, just say it! I'm not begging you!"

Lu Yu shrugged his shoulders, picked up a spoon and stirred the compressed braised pork in the lunch box and said, "Okay! I don't plan to give it to you anyway." ”

After that, he actually scooped a spoonful of braised pork and stuffed it into his mouth, and ate it with a chirp.

While eating, the product kept moaning happily: "Ah...... How could I not have known that this compressed braised pork was so delicious? I must buy more when I go back!"

Seeing this, the man couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva, originally he wanted to turn around and leave with a little backbone, but he couldn't move at all as if his feet were filled with lead, and his stomach was also very angry "Gollum" screamed.

"Uh...... I said!" the man gritted his teeth.

Lu Yu swallowed a mouthful of braised pork and looked up with a smile: "Why haven't you left yet?"

The man depressedly pointed to the burning hole in his leather coat and said, "How do you calculate the account that you burned my clothes?"

Lu Yu blinked his eyes and said, "It's easy to do! If you can beat me, I'll compensate you!"

Burst!

The man shook and almost fell!

I just can't beat you to talk to you like that, okay? If I can beat you, I can still let you sit there and stink?!

After Lu Yu finished speaking, he ignored him and continued to feast happily.

The man saw that Lu Yu ate most of the box in three or two bites, and he was so anxious that he grinned, and finally couldn't help but say, "This friend...... Give me a bite to eat, I haven't eaten in two days......"

Lu Yu took another big bite, then raised his head and said, "Why do you want to give it to you?

The man swallowed his saliva and said, "Big brother...... Saving someone's life is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter! Even if you meet in Pingshui, you can't watch me starve to death, right?"

Lu Yu rolled his eyes, took another big bite, and said, "I said, why don't you listen to the point? I'm asking you your surname! If you are verbose, I will finish eating." ”

Saying that, Lu Yu simply picked up the lunch box and prepared to pick up the rest of the rice directly into his mouth.

The man was immediately anxious, and hurriedly said: "Big brother, be merciful! I, my surname is Wu! My name is Wu Di!"

Wu Di ......

Lu Yu's lowered eyes flashed, and the movements in his hands froze.

Seeing this, Wu Di breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Thank you, big brother...... Hold the grass!Big brother, you still eat it?!"

Before Wu Di's words of thanks were finished, Lu Yu actually snorted in front of him and took all the rest of the rice into his mouth, and finally burped!

Wu Di looked at the empty lunch box with a blank look, and then looked at Lu Yu, and he had the heart to die.

It's a big box full of braised pork and rice! This guy doesn't say leave a little for me to taste? He has been dreaming of a hot meal for the past two days!

Lu Yu touched his stomach with satisfaction, and suddenly smiled at Wu Di: "I'm sorry! I was a little excited when I heard that your name was Wu Di, but I didn't control it, hehe." ”

Wu Di: "......"

Lu Yu asked again, "What are you doing in the mountains?"

Wu Di sighed, sat down dejectedly, and said sullenly: "What's the matter with you? You are from Hongmen, right? Is Hongmen amazing? If you are outside, I will make you kneel in minutes Believe it or not!"

Lu Yu raised his eyebrows, and suddenly conjured up a packet of compressed braised pork rice like a trick, and shook it in front of Wu Di's eyes!

Wu Di's eyes suddenly lit up, and he said happily: "Big brother, my own brother, so you still have ?!"

Lu Yu smiled: "Of course there is! Do you think I will be stupid enough to go into the mountains and only bring one dry food?"

Seeing that Wu Di was speechless again, Lu Yu said lightly: "Now you can tell me what you are doing in the mountains, right?"

Wu Di glanced at the braised pork rice greedily, and then hung his head and said, "It's not that I was cheated by an idiot! That idiot asked me to come here to protect a tea tree, but he didn't tell me that this mountain is so big!"

"Oh......"

Lu Yu nodded when he heard this, and suddenly turned around and put the braised pork rice back into the package.

Wu Di was stunned for a moment, and asked urgently, "Big brother, why did you take it back again?"

Lu Yu smiled helplessly, pursed his lips and said, "I'm sorry, the idiocy you said made me sound very unhappy." ”