As soon as it was gray, I got out of bed.

There's no way, as the current mother of these four giant babies, I still have to get them food.

With nothing left to stock up on and the fridge cleaned, I rubbed my head, sat down on the couch, and pulled out my phone.

Originally, I was going to order takeout, but I can't help it, I can't go out to buy food for them again, and I don't have to go to work.

I was looking at my phone beautifully, and suddenly I saw two more shadows on the ground in front of me, and these two shadows were lying behind me.

"Damn—"

I jerked my head around, grabbed the pillow and slammed it into the back.

"Immortals, immortals, it's the hungry two. Qin Shi Huang looked at me with a smile.

I clutched my neck and screamed a few times, and said, "What are you two hiding here? Can you walk in the future? ”

"The hungry people are afraid of disturbing the immortal's cultivation, so they don't dare to make a sound. Qin Shi Huang said flatteringly.

I was a little violent just now, and I flashed my neck all of a sudden, and now I'm dying of pain.

"It's okay, it's okay, you can sit down. "It's not good for me to lose my temper with the Emperor of the Ages, people don't know anything, how can I lose my temper?

When I traveled back, Zhao Gao immediately turned his face and asked Qin Shi Huang to send someone to arrest me, and now that he is back to the present again, this old eunuch is obviously a little restrained, and he doesn't talk much, and he seems to be a little afraid of me.

I suddenly thought of the relationship between Qin Shi Huang and Jing Ke and Gao Yanli, and after rubbing my head, I made a difficult decision.

"Old Qin—" I shouted, "Do you want to go out and have fun?"

Qin Shi Huang looked at me blankly and said softly, "Old ...... Old Qin?"

"Well, that's what we call people here, you can call me Hammer in the future, of course, it's better if you call me Hammer Brother. I grinned and said, "I want to tell you a little bit, you can't talk about me anymore, you know?"

Qin Shi Huang nodded and said, "Hungry understand." ”

I rubbed my head helplessly, why did this guy pop out of the dialect again?

"Immortal, you just said that you want to take Hungry out to play?" Qin Shi Huang stared at me and asked, "Is this true?

"Pay attention to the salutation. I nodded and said, "You're here to be my guest, and it's right to take you out to play." ”

Qin Shi Huang became excited at this moment, jumped up and said to me: "Thank you Hungry Immortal!

"Old Qin......" I corrected helplessly, "you follow me out, do you know if you want to speak Mandarin?"

"Spread like Mandarin?" Qin Shi Huang stared at me.

"That's what you said when you came, didn't you still say it well at that time?" I didn't know how to explain the problem of Mandarin to Qin Shi Huang, "Now everyone speaks Mandarin, if you speak dialects, some people may not understand them when you go out, so it's not convenient to understand?"

Qin Shi Huang nodded, and said with a smile: "Hungry understands, in the future, when you go out hungry, you will speak Mandarin, but Brother Crisp, isn't this the same as the unified currency and writing of Hungry?"

"Yes, that's right, that's it. ”

Qin Shi Huang looked at me with some embarrassment, and said softly: "Brother Hammer, I didn't expect you immortals to be so lazy, I made those things just to be convenient." ”

I stared at Qin Shi Huang with some excitement and asked a question that had puzzled me for more than ten years: "Old Qin, what is the reason why you are engaged in those things?"

"I once secretly went out with Li Si and wanted to buy something, but people didn't sell it to me because they didn't take money from the Qin State. Qin Shi Huang said angrily.

"And then, Brother Qin?" I widened.

"Then I was very angry, but I still didn't buy it, and then I beat up their country, and finally unified the currency, originally I wanted to arrest that guy again, and then ask him if he dared not accept the currency of my Qin country, but the person couldn't find it. Qin Shi Huang said helplessly.

"Ahh

I suddenly clutched my stomach and laughed wildly dozens of times, so that Qin Shi Huang and Zhao Gao were a little frightened by me.

"Brother Hammer, what's wrong with you?" asked Qin Shi Huang.

I restrained my cheap appearance, looked at the two of them and said softly: "It's okay, it's okay, immortals are really lazy, lazy people are the first scientific productivity." ”

Qin Shi Huang and Zhao Gao obviously didn't understand what I meant, and the two of them touched their chins and looked at each other.

These two ancient people didn't understand a lot of things, and only I could experience some of the fun in them.

In elementary school Chinese class, junior high school history class, the teachers all asked me without exception Qin Shi Huang unified currency, written language, and the meaning of weights and measures, my answer was that Lao Qin liked to be lazy and trouble-free, and it was convenient after unification, so I stood in a small corner next to the trash can for a month.

The official answer is that the purpose of Qin Shi Huang's actions was to strengthen the centralization of power and facilitate military, political, economic, and other management, and the purpose was to strengthen the rule of the Qin Dynasty.

They always told me to let time and facts speak, and now Qin Shi Huang himself told me the reason for the unification of currency, writing, and weights and measures, and the facts were really a slap in the face.

It's just a pity that there is some pathos in my smile, because this matter is only known to me.

The teachers of the past said that, and the teachers of the future will talk like that, no one cares about the truth of history, and sometimes what we know is the "truth" that others deliberately want us to know.

Just like Lian Po and Lin Xiangru before, maybe people only remember that Lian Po is a rough man who doesn't understand power and strategy, and Lin Xiangru is a gentleman with good manners.

I laughed for a long time, shook my head helplessly, looked at Zhao Gao and said: "Today I will take Lao Qin out for a day, and I will be able to come back in the evening, someone will come and knock on the door in a while, that person is sent by me to bring you something to eat, you go out and say that you are a hammer, and then bring in the food, understand?"

Zhao Gao nodded ignorantly, not knowing what to say.

"By the way, someone will come to deliver food at noon, and the three of you are not allowed to fight at home after eating. I thought about it and added, "Lao Qin and I will bring you delicious food back in the evening." ”

"Brother Hammer spoke, you are stunned. Qin Shi Huang looked at Zhao Gao's stunned expression and kicked him.

"Yes, yes, I'll do a good job. Zhao Gao nodded in a panic.

I ordered takeout, washed it, and went out with Qin Shi Huang.

As a result, Qin Shi Huang's words almost didn't choke me to death.

"Brother Hammer, where is our army?"