Chapter 534 Yang Yi, you are the most shameless teacher we have ever seen

"Let me be out of the show?" Yang Yi asked, pointing to his nose, he could barely believe his ears

The old dean smiled awkwardly and said, "You also know, except for you, our Chinese medicine school is almost a group of old men, and I think no one is more suitable than you."

As the saying goes, there are unforeseen circumstances in the sky, and people have good fortune and misfortune

Yang Yi felt that coming to the old man's office today was a mistake, a big mistake

Let him go? Yang Yi didn't think he had the courage to stand on the stage

Putting aside his current reputation, with his little ability, singing is worse than speaking, dancing is harder than standing, what do you look like?

"No, no, no" Yang Yi hurriedly waved his hand, and said with some trepidation: "Old dean, I said that your old man should not play tricks on me, okay? You also know how sensitive my current identity is, how can I go on stage? Besides, I don't have any talent, and I won't do anything if I go up, or please be smart, in fact, I think it's not bad for a group of old men to play Tai Chi and twist Yangge when the time comes, it must be very Ying."

The old dean shook his head helplessly, pretending to drink tea to hide his weakness, and said, "It's too late for you to say anything now, the list has already been reported."

"No, I won't go up" Yang Yi's face turned a little cold, and he said in a deep voice: "Old Dean, you still let me go, just because I Yang Yi owes you a favor My current identity, I really can't go up, and I don't want to hear some nonsense."

The old dean glanced at Yang Yi deeply, and said helplessly: "Okay, since you don't want to, I won't force it, but I still hope that you can participate then."

"Well, I will" A faint smile appeared on Yang Yi's face again, and he nodded at the old dean, and then exited the office with Li Fatzi and the three of them

"I said the third child, you must participate in it then, you don't know, it is said that this year's New Year's Day party is different from previous years" Huang Yaohui glanced at both sides of the corridor mysteriously, and then said: "According to internal information, at the end of this year's New Year's Day party, there will be a special dance party when the time comes, hehe, it's a great opportunity for girls, the beauty of the medical university, I'm here"

The second half of the sentence is almost roaring

When Fat Li heard the beauty, he immediately became interested, and hurriedly asked: "Second child, who did you listen to? Is the news reliable or unreliable? Why is there no project this year?"

"Hehe, the buddy who played with me is the student union of the school, do you think it is reliable?" Huang Yaohui glanced at a few people proudly, quite a bit of a villain's posture

Sun Guoping's eyes were red with excitement, grabbed Huang Yaohui's hand, and said with some excitement: "Damn, second brother, you can be regarded as a big gift to my brother, Lao Tzu must dress up beautifully, handsome and handsome, and strive to hook up with three or five younger sisters."

If it was before, Yang Yi might still be interested in such a thing, but now, he really can't mention it at all** shook his head with a wry smile, and said, "Let's go, go back to the dormitory first, and wait to go out to eat."

"Hey, third child, there's still an inside message, do you want to hear it?" Huang Yaohui took two steps closely, grabbed Yang Yi's sleeve, and asked

"What?" Before Yang Yi could speak, Li Fatzi and Sun Guoping couldn't wait to ask at the same time

Huang Yaohui shook the bangs in front of his forehead, squinted his eyes and said: "According to the news that the buddy got, it is said that a mysterious guest was invited to the party, and the school leader also promised that the school's New Year's Day party will definitely be on TV."

"Damn, what kind of mysterious guest is so carding? Won't it be a big star?" Li Fatzi listened with fascination, and he couldn't wait for the New Year's Day party to come now in two days

Sun Guoping sneered and lifted his eyes on the bridge of his nose, and said disdainfully: "Province, big stars will come to a bad university? Even if they go, they will go to these schools of Beijing University, and come to our school to do chicken feathers? I guess that the school should be tricky, so as to attract everyone's attention Hehe, it must be like this, Lao Tzu is really a genius."

"Why do you care so much, won't you know when the time comes?" Yang Yi shrugged his shoulders indifferently

Although he was wearing glasses, as soon as Yang Yi entered the dormitory building, many classmates recognized him, and they all smiled kindly at Yang Yi, and then rushed upstairs

As soon as Yang Yi entered the dormitory, other students who received the news poured into 326, and all of a sudden, the entire dormitory was full of people

"Teacher Yang, are you back?"

"Teacher Yang, are you okay?"

"I know that the group of *** on the Internet is talking nonsense, isn't Teacher Yang coming back now?"

"Teacher Yang, which bastard is slandering you? You tell me, I took someone to cut him down, my dad is a mess, and some are people."

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There is no imaginary cynicism, no imaginary finger-pointing, no imaginary invective

As usual, he asked for warmth, as if the murderous maniac mentioned on the Internet was not him at all

Yang Yi's heart, which had just been frozen, suddenly loosened a little

At this moment, he suddenly realized that the whole world had not completely abandoned him, and he still had his family, his lover, his friends, and their familiar and strange students

"Thank you, I'm fine," Yang Yi barely squeezed out a smile and said sincerely

Either way, at least there was a group of people on his side

Yang Yi was moved and wanted to cry

In the simple thinking of these students, if they kill someone, they will be shot, and if they don't kill someone, they will appear in the school like Yang Yi in a dashing and swaggering manner

So they take it for granted that Yang Yi is innocent

Yang Yi didn't want to, and didn't dare to tell them, that he actually really killed people

Because he was afraid of facing a round of verbal criticism, afraid of losing the only people who could still support him

And he was indeed wronged

In China, self-defense is not illegal as long as it is not appropriate

"Teacher Yang, when will you come to teach us? Don't you know, the substitute teacher who is coming now, the lecture is like chanting the scriptures, I just want to sleep after listening to it, or I miss you to teach us a lesson" A student with a pimple face and a middle hair comb said with admiration

Yang Yi couldn't help but shudder, barely squeezed out a smile, and said, "It's almost the end of the term, your class should be finished?" If I have time, I'll go and discuss with the substitute teacher to give you a few lessons."

"Teacher Yang, it's almost the final exam, is this course your question or Mr. Liu's question? If he asks the question, we will be miserable."

"What, is his question difficult?"

"No, it's the same for me, it's the same for me, I can't do any of them, if Mr. Yang, you make a question, you will definitely give us the answer, right?"

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Yang Yi wanted to kill him with one punch

What is this kid not good at learning, why did he come to study Chinese medicine? This is going to graduate in the future, and he is also a quack doctor

glared at the student angrily, Yang Yi said in a deep voice: "I said when I taught you that Chinese medicine is not as good as other courses, if you don't learn it well, you will be killed when you graduate in the future."

The voice is full of lust and righteousness

As soon as Yang Yi's words fell, there was a wail

Traditional Chinese medicine is originally a course that tests people's memory and patience, and it may be better for those who really like Chinese medicine, but for these people who are mostly mixed diplomas, it is even more difficult than killing them

Countless prescriptions, countless Chinese medicine names, and countless meridian acupuncture points, of course, if you stick all these things on Ozawa's body, maybe they will remember half of them

"Big brother, is there a mistake? We are looking forward to the stars and the moon waiting for you to come back, do we still have to hold that thick book and gnaw on it as always?" Li Fat Man nestled weakly in the corner of the wall, pointed to the thick books on the table, and said pitifully: "Look at it, as soon as the New Year's Day is over, the exam will be held, even if we don't sleep 24 hours a day, it will take ten and a half days to read it?" How can we memorize it in such a short time?"

"That's it, that's it"

The other students also chimed in, staring at Yang Yi with blank eyes

Yang Yi is now their only savior, if they don't even have this straw, then they don't have to take the test, and they just wait to fail

Huang Yaohui flatteringly handed Yang Yi a cigarette, with a cheap smile on his face that only a slave on the TV, and said cautiously: "Third child, you see, these are the future talents of our Chinese medicine, and you don't want us to fail the course like this? This semester, how many classes have you taken? Everyone will definitely not be able to learn other people's classes, if you don't miss a class next semester, we will definitely not fail the course."

Feeling that the foreplay was almost done, Huang Yaohui deliberately raised his voice and said, "Why don't you let us go through this semester first, and how about we promise to study hard next semester?"

"Okay, this idea, third child, what do you think?" Sun Guoping, who was just about to applaud, hurriedly withdrew his hand and asked a little embarrassedly

To be honest, he never felt that in addition to playing basketball, the big man was not bad at critical moments

This suggestion is good, mix it up once and count it once and then talk about the next semester, who knows if there will be a chance to take the next semester's exams?

Seeing Yang Yi pondering, the others hurriedly calmed down, looking forward to Yang Yi's answer

Many people are saddened to find that their heartbeat is the same as when they finish confessing to the subject

Yang Yi frowned, took a puff of cigarette, and then grabbed a handful of French fries that he didn't know who put in his mouth, and chewed on the pros and cons in his mind

As a result, everyone's heart turned into a clicking sound

"Okay" half a sound, Yang Yicai reluctantly agreed to this request, and before everyone cheered, he continued: "However, I have a request"

"Teacher Yang, you said, as long as we don't fail the course, even if we want our chrysanthemums, we will admit it" I don't know who shouted in the middle, and then burst into laughter in the bedroom

", Lao Tzu doesn't have this hobby" Yang Yi rolled his eyes and said: "My diagnostics can be passed by you, as for other subjects, it depends on your luck Also, write a letter to ensure that after the next semester starts, you must be able to memorize the "Collection of Chinese Medicine" fluently, and everyone must sign it."

"Boss, is it okay to change one?" Li Fatzi wailed: "For example, we invite you to go to a nightclub to have a drink and go to the hotel for a big meal."

"Do you think it's okay?" Yang Yi asked rhetorically

As a result, a large group of people reluctantly signed this pledge of loss of power and humiliation of the country in order not to fail the course

The last student put down his pen, and then a group of people looked at each other and shouted in unison: "Yangyi, you are the most shameless teacher we have ever seen."