Chapter Fifty-Eight: Take the Dragon Bone and Use No God
There is nothing in this world that hurts more than the words that the Absolute God hears at this moment—at least not the Absolute God himself, with the knowledge he has gained over the years of reading pirated books.
Not in the book of the Fear Child, not in the book of the Dream Child, nor in the book of Han Feizi!(Of course there is no more.) )
"Wow, ahh
Mr. Nicolas Cage once solemnly declared that people will involuntarily burst out of their hometown in two situations, one is when you are angry, and the other is when you are happy.
Then in that film, when discussing hundreds of millions of deals with the actress, the friend who broke out his hometown dialect was beaten into a sieve after an hour, and then Kekisan owed N billion and was forced to become the king of bad movies.
I don't know if there is any cause and effect relationship in this, but this story tells us not to just blow up the local dialect in a foreign country, people who understand may still know what thoughts and feelings you are trying to express, and people who don't understand will think that you are scolding him - although in fact you know that you are scolding him.
Absolute Wushen raised his fists and rushed towards Mo Xie like a bull that was a little short but had grown strong by his rage, and in his anger, this friend of the island and country had obviously forgotten the gap between friend and foe, and by the time he remembered it, it was completely too late.
The fist has already been punched, and if you insist on taking it back, it is completely equivalent to applying the force of these two punches to yourself.
The immortal golden body can't prevent his own killing punch, which has long been verified.
"My life is at stake!"
The eyes of the godless man glowed with a luster called "repentance".
Of course, a person like him who was spared his life in a nameless hand more than ten years ago, and will take revenge more than ten years later, and the goods who were poisoned just now on the front are obviously not regretting that he punched Mo Ye.
What he regretted was that he hadn't investigated the intelligence of all the masters in Zhongzhou in advance, so that he missed the big guy when he was poisoned. If God gave him another chance, he would definitely make careful arrangements, even if he had to pay a lot of manpower and material resources, he would feed the hemp fragrant bone to the mouth of the evil emperor.
But is there any regret medicine for sale in this world?
Possibly, it's just that the price is not something that mortals can afford.
"Phew!"
The fist landed on Mo Ye's chest, I have to say that the fist technique of the Absolute God is indeed a bit desirable, even the fist issued under his anger is still accurate, and the two fists each fall on Mo Ye's two indescribable points. If this matter is changed, the female comrades must shout "hooligans" and throw off the dozens of big-eared men in front of him with lightning speed, and it is also a loss that Mo Xie is not a lesbian, and secondly, he has no hands, so he is just bounced out by the shock again.
This time, he directly crashed through several layers of corridors, and finally fell on a flat existence, and used his cheek as a rag to wipe a white mark more than ten meters long on the ground before stopping.
"Poof!"
Absolute God spat out a mouthful of old blood, and he felt that even if he had forced himself to retract his fist just now, it would be nothing more than that—maybe he would be able to breathe a sigh of relief, at least without hitting the wall and choosing his own landing.
"Seniors! I won't tell you! Actually, I have half of the blood of Zhongzhou people! Zhongzhou people don't fight Zhongzhou people!"
Absolute Heart ran relatively slowly—of course, it was useless for him to run fast, the rout of Absolute Spiritless was only in a breath, and when Mo Xie moved a pair of eyes to him, Absolute Heart knelt down tremblingly, and begged for mercy with both hands in surrender.
"Junior, look at your fine skin and tender meat, did you hear what the old man said just now? The old man is missing a lane Xiao Tong Zi under the seat, how is it, are you interested?"
Seeing that he was paralyzed on the ground for half a day and had no intention of getting up, Mo Xie despised the other party's low level of demon transformation while trying his best to buy time for the other party.
He had already sent the Absolute God to the dragon bone, as long as the Absolute God finished collapsing the thing that was suspected to be the remains of the Xuanyuan Human Emperor and pulling out the dragon bone, he would let the Absolute God experience what it meant to be "a bamboo basket to draw water" at the first time.
"It's a great honor to serve our seniors!"
Desperate to pretend to smile and flatter.
"That's great, kidneys are good, eh, what are you waiting for? Why don't you get rid of your troubles? Why don't you have any consciousness as a child?"
Mo Xie was still buying time for the Absolute Godlessness, but this short and unattractive friend of the Wa Kingdom seemed to be possessed by a butterfly larvae, and he couldn't get up no matter how he struggled.
Mo Xie decided to think differently and add more fire.
The skeleton of the Xuanyuan Human Emperor Mo Xie will never and must not be touched, with his current cultivation, he can already see some things vaguely, for example, now he knows very clearly that the skeleton of the Xuanyuan Human Emperor has the same great cause and effect, and whoever moves it is just a starting price. It's like in the original work, the remains of Xuanyuan were moved, and then the emperor of the island country hung up, and many masters of the island and country jumped out one after another and were killed, and the way of death was more exciting than the other. The keel is slightly better, and at least one of the few friends who touched the keel in the original work can survive to the end - although the friend surnamed Nie has died N wives, has a son, and has been frozen for a hundred years, a certain function should be completely abolished, and in the end, he can only run to the place where the story begins to play chess with his good friend and live this life.
What a tragic word!
Therefore, whether it is public or private, the only one who takes off the keel can only be the people of the island country, so as not to trigger the curse of the whole race and affect Mo Xie.
Jue Xin said that he himself has half of the blood of the Zhongzhou people, and the current Mo Ye is not only half of the blood of the dragon clan?
"Yes!"
The thought flashed but his fingers flicked, and a layer of fine sweat secreted from his forehead, and he took out a dagger from his arms and drew the knife into a fast.
"Ahhhh
A thing that might weigh one tael or maybe two taels fell to the ground, and he rolled on the ground with his crotch in his hand, and the screams that came out of his mouth were no less than Mo Xie's previous roar that shocked everyone.
An ancient philosopher ♂ once said: If you can't do it, it's not that you don't have enough ability, or that you haven't worked hard enough, but that you haven't really tasted the pain.
Mo Xie felt that what the ancients said made some sense, and then silently helped him.
"Wonderful! wonderful! ha!"
He laughed wildly and forgot his form, and shook the gravel in the corridor.
"It's now!"
Absolutely no god has read a pirated version of the art of war, which emphasizes one point: when the enemy is lax, it is our best opportunity!
There are often such sentences full of language diseases in pirated books, and the two words in front of this "opportunity" are completely two strangely shaped ink spots, and he squinted his eyes for a few days and nights and didn't see what kind of opportunity it was, but since then he has developed the habit of squinting his eyes every day, which adds a strong touch to his obscene temperament, and can even be said to have the finishing touch.
And at this time, just as Mo Xie couldn't stop laughing wildly, Absolute Wushen squinted his eyes again.
As early as he had stumbled through several layers of corridors and landed into the space, he had seen the pompous statue of the dragon's head, the strange skeleton that sat on the throne with a sword in the center of the statue and the lantern, and the mundane but unremarkable but unprovoked vertebrae behind the skeleton that attracted the total attention of the gods. Almost at the first sight of it, he decided that it was the ultimate goal of his trip.
Joist!
"Take it! You are the emperor of Zhongzhou!"
There was a voice in his heart that was constantly urging him to act, but his reason kept suppressing it, and it wasn't until this moment that Mo Xie was distracted and laughed wildly that he had a chance.
The caterpillar lying on the ground instantly completed the super evolution, from insects all the way over reptiles, amphibians, and birds to mammals, at this moment he showed the speed of a vicious dog, the agility of a rabbit, and the strength of a wild boar...... Oh no, it should have been caught!
The god of absolute godlessness grabbed the dragon bone, and the pile of bones left by the Xuanyuan Emperor was swept away by the strong wind brought by his movements, and fell to the ground.
"Woo!"
Holding the keel alof, he struck a classic, pirated triumphant pose from a philosopher.