"Bah, bah, bah—"

The monk spat out several times in a row, almost squirting saliva in my face.

Since Gao Yanli became obsessed with the guitar, he studied guitar by himself in the study all day long, and Jing Ke had nothing to do, so he naturally took over Gao Yuanli's work - watering potted plants every day.

Jing Ke didn't know which agricultural program on TV he had seen the fertilization methods in the countryside in the past, so in addition to watering the potted plants every day, he would take the initiative to hold his urine at night, and then go out to boo on the side of the potted plants, saying "I am here to fertilize the flowers".

Because of this, now I never look at those potted plants, even if those flowers do look beautiful, I told Jing Ke more than once that he didn't need to do that at all, but this guy didn't listen, and said that the "brick family" on TV said so, it must be right, until one time Jing Ke was on fire for a few days, and then those flowers withered.

The monk obviously knew Jing Ke's habit, so after hearing Jing Ke's words, he immediately ran to the toilet and retched for three minutes, and then ran back again.

"What are you talking about, what's wrong with the monkey?" I asked, swallowing melon seeds.

Now that there is a star chef like Zhao Gao at home, I don't even save cooking, just eat melon seeds if I have nothing to do, it's really comfortable.

"The monkey has been detained!" said the monk anxiously, "and they said that if they didn't take the money to ransom him, they would cut off one of his hands!"

I swallowed a melon seed, and I wasn't very surprised, because I knew that the stubborn temper of the monkey would hit a wall sooner or later in modern society, it was just a matter of time, but I didn't expect that this guy's wall seemed to be a little serious, why did he even cut off his hands come out?

"What's going on? I looked at the monk and said.

The monk stood in front of me, glanced at me, pointed to the south side of the courtyard, and said, "The monkey went to the south to play cards, but he lost a lot of money, and he was detained there because he had no money to give." ”

I groaned and didn't say anything.

The monkey is actually the one I don't like the most among the people who came, this is my sincere words, even if it is Zhao Gao, although people used to be stained in the past, but now they don't make trouble, as the saying goes, knowing mistakes can improve greatly, this guy is too arrogant and conceited, always looks down on everyone, he can do that before, but not now, the biggest difference between him and others is that after he came to me, he didn't recognize the reality, or immersed in the previous Journey to the West world, or feel that he is the omnipotent Monkey King, not an ordinary person。

I don't want to forcibly wipe out the unruly character of the monkey, after all, he has been pressed by Rulai under the Five Fingers Mountain for five hundred years and has not changed his stinky temper, and my words are even more painless for him, but since he came to me, I have to be responsible for him, he has no mana now, just an ordinary person, if he is still as arrogant and willful as before, it will happen sooner or later.

Seeing my indifferent appearance, the monk was a little anxious, although this guy usually doesn't care about monkeys, but his heart is still full of care.

Whether friends are superficial brothers or brothers, you can't tell just by spending time together, only when something happens to one of them, you can best see whether the other person is a real brother.

Now that the monkey gambling has been detained, the monks who are giggling on weekdays immediately become 100,000 in a hurry, which is probably the truth of seeing in adversity, uh no, seeing the truth in adversity.

"Sledgehammer, what is your attitude?" the monk asked anxiously, "What should you do, why don't you give me an idea, everyone has said that if you don't take the money today, you will chop off the monkey's hand." ”

I rolled my eyes, looked at the monk and said helplessly: "Why doesn't he go to make a movie?" and chop his hands, if he has the courage to chop the monkey's hands, I will immediately chop his Ding Ding, and Zhao Gao believes it or not?!"

Zhao Gao, who came over from the kitchen with food, asked with a confused expression, "Brother Hammer, what is the matter with you calling me?"

"It's okay, it's okay, you cook your food. I spoke.

Zhao Gao sighed and immediately went into the kitchen.

The monk recited Amitabha Buddha and said, "Hammer, then you mean he is scaring us?"

"That's not it, we're different here from you, this is a harmonious society, whoever dares to chop their hands at every turn, that's the practice of the Black Society. I took a sip of tea.

"But they say they're the Black Society......"

“……”

I rolled my eyes helplessly as I held my teacup.

Liu Bang, who was sitting on the side playing chess, glanced at me, smiled at the monk and said, "Master, in fact, what Brother Hammer said is not wrong at all, they really don't have that guts." ”

"How do you know they don't have that guts?" Xiang Yu arched his pawn.

"This thing is very simple, when I was the pavilion chief in Surabaya, in order to grab water with people from neighboring villages, I took people to fight. Liu Bang grabbed the cannon in his hand and said, "In fact, every time we meet, we are arguing, saying that we are going to cut off each other's hands and feet, but who really dares to do it? Fighting is a kind of thing, and many people often don't really fight, but just take advantage of the momentum of the crowd to achieve the goal they want, fighting is not the goal, for me, getting water is the goal, and for those people, getting money is the goal, so before they get the money, they will never dare and will not do it." ”

Xiang Yu knocked on the chess pieces and said loudly: "If it were me, I would dare, just one person, kill if you want, it's not a big deal." ”

"Do you understand a harmonious society?" Liu Bang showed a look of contempt and said, "Play chess, play chess!"

The monk had an expression that seemed to understand or not, this guy may be a little demented when he recites Buddhist scriptures, and he is naturally not as familiar with this kind of thing in society as an old oilman like Liu Bang.

"Bangzi is right, so don't worry, eat with peace of mind. I looked at the time and said, "Brother Yu, Bangzi, you two will accompany me and the monk to have a look in the afternoon, lest something really happen." ”

The duo nodded, and then immersed themselves in the game again, which was obviously far less important to them than chess.

Liu Bang has experienced many similar things, so he naturally doesn't care, Xiang Yu, a rough man like killing people and killing chickens, thinks it's a trivial matter.

I sat on the sofa, facing the sun and trimming my nails, like a social boss.

There's no way, there are such a group of crazy guests at home, what can I do, I'm also helpless.