Chapter 31: He almost burned Bajie
Before the story begins, I think it's important to tell you what paranoia is.
Delusional disorder, also known as delusional disorder in medical science, is a condition in which people do not have significant visual hallucinations, but they have one or more grotesque delusions.
To put it simply, people with this kind of psychosis will have some hallucinations, but they will not cause bizarre and grotesque behavior.
When I explained the origin of Qin Shi Huang to the old bald donkey before, I said that Lao Qin was paranoid, delusional that he was the first emperor of the ages, Qin Shi Huang, although he was indeed so.
Now that Brother Hammer is in big trouble, I seem to be suffering from this disease, and the object of my fantasies is a more powerful person.
Oh, not a human, a goblin.
"Ah Lian, Huaguo Mountain, Monkey Kingβ"
I sat on the bed and whispered a few words.
At the same time, the monk and the female monster who had crossed over sat on the ground on the side, observing everything around them with strange eyes.
"Ah Lian-" I raised my head and looked at the female youkai and whispered, "Ah Lian-"
I don't know why I said these two words, but there was such an urge in my mind, I felt as if I liked the female monster in front of me, but this feeling was sudden, very abrupt, so I was a little repulsed in my heart.
Other than that, my memory is very messy now.
After that green light appeared, my brain seemed to be torn apart, and suddenly there were more memories that I was sure were not mine, but someone else's.
"You ......" The female monster looked at me and shook her head, and said softly, "Impossible, how could you be him." β
"No, it's me, Ah Lian!" I couldn't help but shout.
After saying this, I immediately wanted to smack myself in the mouth, and I was babbling nonsense.
"Ah no, I don't know you, I don't know youβ" I said, a little confused.
The female monster looked at me with a confused expression, not knowing whether to believe me or not.
"I see. The monk clasped his hands together and said softly, "Do you remember what happened before, you fused the necklace into his body, so Wukong's memory should be in now-"
"No!"
The female monster immediately roared, struggling to sit up from the ground, but the injury was too severe, and the violent movements made her injury recur, and she coughed for a long time before calming down.
"You damn thing, give me back his memories!" the female youkai looked at me with a wicked look.
I kind of understood what was going on, no wonder my new memories were so real, they were all monkeys had experienced before.
"Young lady, you listen to me tell you, although it sounds-"
I thought about it, and I was ready to confess to the monk and the female monster.
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Ten minutes later, under the explanation of my three-inch incorruptible tongue back and forth, up and down, left and right, the monk and the female monster finally understood what was going on.
"Understood?" I began, "so you don't have to worry, I'll have to bring the monkey over anyway, and then you can make it clear to the monkey, young lady." β
The female monster immediately asked, "Then you mean to bring him here, but what about us? Can you leave me here?"
"This ......"
I'm actually tempted to say no, because the guests in the house are already messing up enough, and now another female monster won't make a fuss, but my brain is a little bit out of listening to me right now.
How to say, because of the extra memories of the monkey, I actually have some pity for this female monster in my heart, and ...... Like.
Well, to be honest, I'm very confused, how can I ...... Why did you suddenly fall in love with a female monster?
Actually, I know very well that I don't like this female monster named Ah Lian, but after having new memories, I do like Ah Lian.
This memory is also very strange, it is about the monkey and this female monster, and in the memory I am the monkey, which is why I say that I have paranoia.
The memory is not continuous, just some fragments, at the beginning of the water curtain cave, there was this Ah Lian at that time, but at that time she had not evolved a human form, just a big tree, and then on the way to learn scriptures in the west, the monkey met Ah Lian again, but what puzzled me was that the monkey actually raised a stick towards Ah Lian.
As for the back, it was before the monkey arrived in the West Heaven and was about to become a Buddha, when a grand banquet was being held in the heavenly court, and Ah Lian disguised herself as a maid, and then found the monkey.
Because memories go on one by one, I don't really know what happened in them.
However, I have an inexplicable feeling in my heart, which should come from the monkey's feelings for Ah Lian, but this relationship has undergone earth-shaking changes before and after.
Exciting, it's so exciting, it turns out that Brother Monkey is still a lover, I can't think of it.
I am sure that in the past, the monkey did like the female monster in front of him, but then he didn't know what was going on, and the monkey became very indifferent to the female monster.
I remember that before I came back, the monkey didn't seem to recognize this female monster at all, and he beat people with a stick, which was just a ...... Scum monkey.
"Well, I'll bring the monkey here, and explain any misunderstanding you have to your face. I said, "If you're okay after that, I'll send you back." β
The female monster nodded lightly and said, "That's it, thank you." β
I didn't expect the monster to be so polite, this is much better than some people who claim to be immortals, they always eat Lao Tzu's popsicles, and they don't give a dime.
The monk shook his head and said, "Wukong won't come with you." β
I looked at the monk angrily, this guy always likes to quarrel with himself, I really want to play his shiny head, to see if he dares to fight against himself.
"Why won't you come with me?"
The monk touched his head and said a little embarrassedly: "This little Wukong should be going to sleep, don't say it's you, even I don't dare to disturb him, the last time Bajie woke him up with a fart while he was sleeping, he almost burned Bajie." β
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This monkey is also a superb, why is his temper so short-tempered?
Thinking of the monkey's performance before, if I went alone, it would indeed be a little dangerous, so I said to the monk: "Aren't you going to tighten the spell, then you go with me?"
"How do you know I'm going to tighten the spell?" the monk's eyes widened.
I rolled my eyes and said speechlessly, "Big brother, who doesn't know this?"