Chapter 29: What a coincidence

It seems like... Xia Yiran said that the video of him and his daughter is popular?

got up and went into the study to get a notebook out, and I didn't drink any more tea, and clicked directly into her Weibo.

With Xia Yiran's temperament, she will definitely forward it, and it is estimated that she will have her share if she is popular, and it is right to click on her Weibo.

Sure enough, in addition to some stills of her, the top Weibo is a video link, with a sentence: The black-hearted cub sings!

Liu Zhe's face is full of black lines, sure enough, women are the most unprovoked, I used to pay attention to the tone of the words and sentences when I posted on Weibo, gentleness is king, and today's Weibo is wrong!

Could it be that she was operated by her exclusive team before, and this one was sent by herself with anger?

Pull up and read the comments behind......

The goddess's number has been stolen, and my goddess can't be so cute when she speaks!"

"I think too much upstairs, and I don't want to see who the protagonist in the video is, after stealing the number, will I be able to forward this video? )”

"That's right, the one with the black heart is the little white face, hum, the black heart and white face, Bilian!"

"Wow~ Xiaobei is so cute, and she sings, her voice is so sweet. ”

"Pluck the turnip, pluck the turnip, white turnip...... Unlimited carrot pulling. ”

"Don't you pay attention to that song? I'll listen to it once, and I'll sing it to my son when I get back." ”

"I told you to peek at my father-in-law taking a bath...... Tell you to peek at my lord taking a bath...... Tell you to peek at my lord taking a bath...... Give me a thumbs up if you read the wrong one!" [It's okay to give a ticket/smiley/]

"Upstairs, I clicked, and it showed four words: 'Report successful', no thanks. ”

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After reading some of the previous ones, Liu Zhe said that he was very calm, if he didn't know Xia Yiran's nature, he would have reacted like this.

However, isn't that one who says "black heart and white face" a bit too much!

Even if you marry your goddess, shouldn't you be blessed? It seems that there are still some people in the original opposition party lurking among their fans.

Thinking of this, Liu Zhe remembered the tragic years when Xia Yiran married him, and he was almost hit to the bottom, falling from a first-tier star to a second-tier star.

You know, while the work is important for the rating, the number of followers and various comments are also important!

After the marriage announcement was issued, her Weibo and related forums were exploded by fans, as well as various celebrities and celebrities of all sizes, public knowledge and hype, it is simply not too stormy.

The number of followers has dropped by a small half, and her Weibo has been passively closed for various reasons, if she hadn't stabilized her status as a first-line star, I'm afraid she would really fall to the second line.

Of course, there are also reasons why Liu Zhe can not fall off the second line......

Originally, Xia Yiran meant not to disclose the marriage partner when she got married, and then revealed it after fans slowly accepted this fact, so that he could be accepted by her fans.

After all, Liu Zhe is just a small third-tier star, in the hearts of fans, why can you marry their goddess, it's not the right one!

But at that time, Liu Zhe saw this situation, thought about it, and announced his identity to share the anger of Xia Yiran's fans. Needless to say, the result was directly swept up on Weibo, and the anger of true love fans who had nowhere to spill suddenly found the source, and they all poured over, how ugly they sounded and how they were scolded, and they were threatened by all kinds of human flesh.

Maybe... Xia Yiran likes to be crooked so much, is he because of this matter?

After all, a man who dares to act can always be moved, especially if he makes such a choice under the force of resistance, he can't express this touching feeling with his body, okay!

Although this happened because they got married, what woman doesn't like a responsible man?

came back to his senses, clicked on the video and watched it, it was the singing video that night, and Liu Zhe watched it back and forth several times.

After all, "I don't know the true face of Lushan, only because I am in this mountain" can become a famous sentence, he looks at the video from the audience's perspective and feels that this video is not popular and unreasonable, he himself has begun to fan his daughter, and the appearance of singing is simply not too cute.

Exit Weibo,Look at the news links directly on major websites,Except for some regular websites,The others basically have this video,How attractive is the title,After all, clicks are money!

Looking at the comments praising his daughter above, Liu Zhe was happy in his heart.

He suddenly saw a familiar video cover art, as if he had seen this scene when he went out with Bei Bei yesterday?

Driven by curiosity, I clicked in, and it started with a man in a short skirt who was putting on makeup, and explained: "Hello everyone, my name is Xiao Zhe, and I heard that there are perverts on the square ring road of the People's Square in the magic capital, so today I and my little friend, Xiao Qiang, will decrypt it for you together." ”

As he spoke, he reached out and took the camera and pointed it in the direction of the camera just now, and a skinny man with harmless glasses appeared, no matter how you look at it, it doesn't match "Xiaoqiang".

I saw that he just waved his hand to say hello and didn't speak, and Xiao Zhe, who was wearing some makeup, joked: "Hmm... People are a bit dull, but you don't need to talk about shooting, silence is a competent photographer. ”

After Xiao Zhe finished speaking, he turned his head and concentrated on putting on makeup, watching him move skillfully, unhurriedly, without the slightest pause and hesitation, and I don't know how many times he has used cosmetics, should he be a man with a woman's heart!

The makeup process is quickly cut, and although the picture flickers a little quickly, you can still see the makeup process of a man turning into a woman.

After putting on makeup, bring a wig, beautiful!

Liu Zhe has been in the entertainment industry, so he naturally knows how good makeup skills are, but when he sees this scene again, he is still a little skeptical of life, and he is afraid that the next time he sees a beautiful woman on the street, he will subconsciously look at it, and then wonder if she should be played by a man, right?

Needless to say, it's funny, when I think of a man playing under that beautiful figure, it's okay if he doesn't spit it out, which is completely different from cosplay!

The "woman" who had finished her makeup stood up, made a bewitching gesture, and said, "Am I beautiful?" After finishing it, she threw a wink, and Liu Zhe's eyes were about to go blind.

Really...... When a man is in a commotion, there is nothing to do with a woman.

After posing in this pose, the little philosopher laughed roughly, and the strong contrast frightened Liu Zhe a lot, and he couldn't wait to slap a slipper on his face.

"Ah, by the way, I have this ready!" Xiao Zhe said in a manly voice, and picked up two buns with bumps from the table next to him, and the buns were wrapped in a thin layer of plastic wrap.

"I've got my bra on, and when I go out, I'll stuff these two in, well, it's a little smaller, but my chest is uneven, so why don't I have a flat world. ”

Seeing this, Liu Zhe sprayed, fortunately he didn't drink tea, otherwise the more than 10,000 computers would be wasted.

The picture turns sharply, this is a crowded street, there is constant noise, a bewitching woman is huddled in the crowd, and the camera glasses man is filming next to him, judging from the shaking video, it is obvious that it is not in the hand, but hidden in the clothes.

Soon, a sneaky figure appeared in the camera, why do you say that? Because the person suddenly cut into the camera from somewhere else, proving that he had a purpose, and was not a person who followed the crowd.

When he stood behind the "woman" and intentionally or unintentionally stuck to or next to the woman's buttocks, anyone watching the video could know that as long as they were not stupid, a wonderful scene came!

Sure enough, after the lewd man was grinding in the back for more than a minute, Xiao Zhe, who was dressed as a woman, turned around and gave a charming smile, and the high-definition camera could completely see the excitement on the lewd man's face.

Liu Zhe saw the lewd man touching Xiao Zhe's stocking thighs with a face full of enjoyment, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he wanted to turn off the video, but it seemed that something in the dark stopped his movements, since God arranged for him to watch it, then watch it......

Looking at the lewd man's excited high-definition uncensored face, Liu Zhe mourned for him for a few seconds, touched the man and didn't say anything, and was filmed clearly by someone, his reputation was ruined, and he may face labor reform.

I can fully imagine the mood of the lewd man when he knows that he is touching the women's clothing boss, and he is a cow if he does not collapse, unless he is bent, but it is impossible for the bent to find a woman.

As for this little philosopher...... What kind of sexual hobbies his sexual hobbies, Liu Zhe doesn't know, and he doesn't want to know, he just wants to know if he is touched and rubbed like this, isn't it cold!

As soon as I thought of this, I saw that the man in the video put his hand into Xiao Zhe's short skirt, and then let out a scream like a pig, ", you're even older than me! No, you're actually a man!"

Seeing the horror on his face, Liu Zhe knew that the area of the psychological shadow of the lewd man must be infinite, not to mention that it was a man who touched it, and... Older than him!Forgive Yoo Chul for smiling and laughing out of tears.

The picture turned again, it was still the original room, and the makeup was not removed, so Xiao Zhe patted his slightly bulging chest and said: "When I was touched, goosebumps all over my body stood up, and I had to smile and throw flattering eyes, not to mention how disgusting it was!

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The comment section below is full of laughter and ridicule, huh...... This video must have gone viral.

After reading it, Liu Zhe picked up the teacup and took a sip to suppress the shock, and it was cold...... It was simply dried as a thirst-quenching mouthful.

After thinking about it for a while, he finally remembered where he had seen something similar, in the photo taken by Bei Bei yesterday, he seemed to have seen it when he looked through it yesterday.

Take out your phone, click into the album, and keep sifting through hundreds of photos.

The hard work pays off, in a photo, the lewd man, the women's clothing boss Xiao Zhe, and the cameraman are all in the photo, all of them!

Liu Zhe logged in to Weibo, copied the link, and then prepared to post Weibo with this picture, but what should I say?

The obscene end is ?—— vulgar.

Shocked, the nightmare of a lewd man?—— I watched too much, and I was not attractive.

Street fishing for obscene men ?—— is too ordinary to show his skills.

Beibei's unintentional accident ?—— some feelings.

Suddenly, his eyes lit up, and he remembered a modern poem from his previous life, and he was busy shouting in his heart: "Eh, memory, is there a modern poem called "You look at the scenery on the bridge, I look at you by the window"?"

"The host, is: you stand on the bridge and look at the scenery, and the people watching the scenery are looking at you from upstairs. The bright moon decorates your windows, and you decorate other people's dreams. From Bian Zhilin's poem "Broken Chapter". ”

Liu Zhe nodded hurriedly and said, "Yes, yes, that's it, how many faith points are needed." ”

"80,000 faith points. ”

"How did this price come from for exchanging knowledge?" Liu Zhe didn't understand how the price of this thing was set at all, and it was completely irregular, okay!

"Affected by various conditions, the price will also fluctuate with it, and the specific calculation method cannot be understood by the host. ”

"In other words, maybe this price will drop to 50,000 tomorrow, or 100,000 or 200,000?" Without waiting for an answer, he scolded secretly: "You might as well say that the price is up to you!"

"Subject to various rules, the system only has the right to calculate prices, not the right to set prices arbitrarily. ”

"Huh"

Liu Zhe understood that this meant that all the interpretation rights belonged to the system, and he waved his hand and said, "Give me an exchange." ”

"Deduct 80,000 faith points and start transmitting data. ”

As soon as the words fell, there was a buzz, and Liu Zhe's head was heavy, and he inexplicably understood the verses and interpretations of "Broken Chapter".

Quick code word, attach this poem, and after posting it on Weibo, I just lay down on the sofa and rubbed my temples, every time I irrigate my knowledge, it's so unpleasant.

……

At three o'clock, Bei Bei woke up, but he still didn't change the problem of getting up at noon and running barefoot, which made Liu Zhe angry for a while, if it weren't for the central air conditioning heating in the villa, she would have to beat her up for a long time.

When Liu Zhe carried Bei Bei back to her room, the little guy shook his feet, glared at his father unhappily, pouted and said, "Daddy is a bad guy." ”

She was spanked by her dad just now, and it hurt a little.

Liu Zhe rolled his eyes and glared at each other in the same way: "Who told you to come out without shoes every time, when the time comes, you will be frostbitten, with a thick layer of cocoons, and you will die of ugliness." ”

"It's not ugly. The little girl retorted, and then asked curiously, "What is a cocoon?"

"The cocoon is a thick stack of dead skin, so hard that even if you cut it, you don't feel it at all. Yoo said with a dark face.

"What's dead skin?"

"Dead skin is dead skin. ”

"What is Skin?"

"The skin is the cortical tissue on the surface of your hand. ”

"Oh," the little man looked at his little hand, "that's... So what is fur tissue?"

"It's cortical tissue," Liu Zhe corrected, and then replied boringly: "The white skin you see now is cortical tissue." ”

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Liu Zhe took Bei Bei into her exclusive bedroom, looking at the messy sheets and quilts, she was speechless for a while, and there were traces of rolling on them, you can imagine that after the little man got up, he rolled around on the quilt and was reluctant to get up.