On the way back to base

"You" Ba'er ran to Qi'er.

When Qi'er saw it, he was so frightened that he hurriedly dodged.

"Are you still not afraid?" Ba'er sneered: "Later, I will take away the seven purple coins from your self-confessed home, not only will I take away your money, but I will also turn you into a poor ghost, so that every penny you are extravagant, so that you can't even hear the sound of money, and you can't see the face of money, I don't think you are afraid?"

"I warn you" Qi'er hid Ba'er as he walked, and said: "I, I warn you, don't give us rich people, we rich people are all well-known CEOs and big bosses, all general managers and managers, ah, they are all ministerial-level cadres, the foreman of the migrant labor team, the accountant of the village committee brigade, the contracted land, we have the rich people to contract the land, if you want to build a toilet, you can build a toilet, if you want to build a thatched house, you can build a thatched house, and finally we all built a bathroom, how to drop?" We are rich and all are amazing, we eat fritters, hum, if we want to dip in brown sugar, we dip in brown sugar, if we want to dip in white sugar, we dip in sugar, drink soy milk, drink a bowl and pour a bowl, what's the matter? Rich is capricious, you, don't come here......"

"I'm bah~~~" Ba'er's 'bah' is the most violent at present.

"Don't go," Ba'er reached out and grabbed Jiu'er, who was about to escape.

"Okay, okay, starling, after this, you will really be a brother, since you are a brother, then, the big one should let the small one, I am your brother, you let me order, this 'bah', don't worry, wait, when the little brother I leave, you will face the sky and the earth, happy 'bah', so be it." ”

Jiu'er was about to run away after speaking.

"Don't go, Ninth Brother. Ba'er stopped Jiu'er with a smile: "Play a few rounds of mahjong and then go." ”

"Okay," Jiu'er was happy. I really thought that Ba'er was going to play mahjong with him, so he smiled and said while sorting out the cards: "That's right, in fact, I really don't have anything to fear, but we don't make a game, in the past, we were three missing one, now we are two missing two, come, you find two more, make four, let's play mahjong just four." ”

"What did you just say?" Ba'er glared and said, "Actually, you don't have anything to be afraid of?" ”

Ba'er said it. Extremely quickly grabbed a large handful of Jiu'er's mahjong tiles. sneered: "These cards, I will play with them, and in the future, it will be split or chiseled, smashed or burned." Whether to throw it in the river or bury it in the soil. It's up to me. ”

"Don't mind," Jiu'er looked panicked. stepped forward to grab it, but Ba'er was not an idle person after all, so he dodged it very lightly.

"You come to rob again?" Ba'er said angrily: "You dare to rob again." I'll really split, chisel, smash, burn, throw, or bury these dozen mahjong tiles. ”

"Hurry up and return me" Jiu'er is really anxious: "How can you be like this when your brother? If this complete deck of mahjong cards is missing, then how can you play with it? How do you know, now there is only this deck of mahjong cards left in the whole universe, if you make it not, incomplete, then? Then what kind of mahjong demon do I still call myself, you, Ba'er~~ brother, you, you hurry up and return me." ”

"So, you're scared. "Ba'er doesn't give up.

"I'm afraid, Jiu'er is so afraid, Ba'er~~ Brother, hurry. Jiu'er's confidence was insufficient, and her voice was much quieter: "Give me back"

"Phew" Ba'er snorted loudly and threw the mahjong tiles in his hand far away.

"What are you doing?" Jiu'er muttered in a low voice, and quickly ran towards the cards.

"Also, come here. Ba'er squatted on the ground and summoned Shi'er's dog with his index finger.

"Wang~~" Shi'er's dog was not angry, and he trotted in front of Ba'er.

"Also, come back. Shi'er was in a hurry, and he stepped forward to pick up the dog, but Ba'er was quick and quick, and he grabbed it and picked it up.

"Give me back" Shi'er's voice was already crying, and he really cried as he spoke: "Woo woo~~~"

"Shi'er" Ba'er was a little emotional: "Shi'er, you are a baby after all, how can you go along with them and say that you are not afraid of anything?" ”

Ba'er pointed to the dog in his hand and said: "If I kill your dog first and then rape, or, rape first and then kill, um, or, while killing and raping, while making a plate of dog meat stewed tofu, roasting dog hooves, stir-frying, stir-fried dog hair, how do you feel?"

"What else can you think?" Shi'er stopped crying, wiped his tears, and said to Ba'er with hatred: "In that case, I will definitely break your body into thousands of pieces, and then cut you with a thousand knives, and finally boil you into oil and light a sky lantern." ”

"Shi'er" Ba'er was still very emotional, daring to love Shi'er's vicious language just now, he didn't even take half a word to heart.

"Shi'er, look at you, after all, you are also afraid, you are a 'dog demon', the dog is yours, so the safety of the dog is also related to your life and death, I say so, it's not too much, that's the truth, you are' Dog Devil', the dog is good, you are good, you are good, the dog is better, you don't say that you are good and the dog is not good or the dog is good and you are not good, you and the dog are connected to life, you are the dog, the dog is you, I hold the dog is equivalent to holding you, your dog life and the dog's dog life are the same life, to put it mildly, aren't you afraid that I will kill your dog first and then rape it, or, rape first and then kill, um, or, while killing and raping, while making a plate of dog meat stewed tofu, burning dog hooves, and stir-frying dog hair?"

"I'm afraid, I'm afraid, I'm afraid I'm afraid, it's okay, woo~~" Shi'er is still a child after all, he whined and cried and took the dog from Ba'er's hand, and while crying, he walked the dog into the distance.

"Phew" Ba'er looked at Shi'er's distant back and snorted very casually.

"Starling, starling, eighth. Eleven knew that it was time for Ba'er to teach himself a lesson, so he took the initiative to meet him, and still held a cigarette in his hand, Eleven smiled and said to Ba'er: "Brother, smoke." ”

"What kind of cigarette did I smoke as a 'drunkard'?" Ba'er pushed away the cigarette handed over by Eleven without appreciation.

"Alas, the eleventh brother said that we are the best, and we don't separate cigarettes and alcohol, but brother, if I'm angry, I'm angry with you. If you don't have a position, you don't want starling brother and me to be so promising, so I insist on being afraid, eleventh brother, have you thought about it? As a demon, it is formed by hobbies, if you get rid of your hobbies? You, you are already addicted, if you remove your hobbies, will you not be afraid? That's it, you are a 'smoke demon'. If all your cigarettes are confiscated. Forcing you to quit smoking. ”

"Don't do this, don't do this. Eleven shook his head in pain, as if a great calamity had come.

"Are you afraid?" asked Eleven.

"There is fear, there is fear. Eleven said as he walked away as if he was lost.

"What's that" Twelve Er smiled and said to Ba'er, "I'll say a few words." Don't be surprised if you don't say it well. If it's a good thing. You have no reason to be surprised, I say:

Ba'er was born bold,

I never knew what to be afraid of;

Ba'er is a good leader.

Chrysanthemum is used as a Taibao in the Chrysanthemum Sect;

Ba'er drinking can strengthen his courage,

There was nothing he didn't dare;

Ba'er is a daredevil,

Daredevil dare;

"Don't fart" Ba'er knew this grinding twelve very well, so he stopped him and said: "I've only heard of cowards, but I've never heard of any daredevils, grass, since they're all bold, why are you still a ghost? ”

"Okay, good," Twelve said busily, "Then change it to:

Ba'er is a coward. ”

"You're a coward," Ba'er said angrily: "You don't need to be twelve, you say you're not afraid, if you are not allowed to compose poems, you will compose poems again, and you will be shot, and the shooting will not be finished. ”

"Enough, enough. Twelve Er waved his hands straight and said: "Yes, I have to go, I'll go, okay, Ah Ye, I can't afford to provoke it, I can afford to hide." ”

"What?' was also raised by you? That's Shi'er's life. Ba'er wondered.

"What do I raise?" said Twelve, puzzled.

"Then how do you speak, it's all 'yes and no'. Ba'er said.

"How do you understand this?" said Twelve, flicked his sleeves and walked away.

"Phew" Ba'er took a big sip at Twelve's back.

"You, little thirteen. "Ba'er is facing only the little child of Thirteen.

"I" Thirteen Er held up the game console in his hand and said: "I know I'm afraid, please don't break my game console, and don't cut off my power supply, this is my fear, Uncle Ba'er, little Thirteen knows that I'm afraid, it's okay, okay." ”

"Well, good. Ba'er stroked Thirteen's head and said softly: "Phew."

base

Hearing Li Min say this, Yu Wei's mood was better, he could be soft on a few junior disciples, but he didn't want his lover and his lover's family to risk it for him, but now in this situation, let him go out and drive them away, Yu Wei couldn't say it, this is the earth.

It's not them in the Heavenly Realm, if they were in the Heavenly Realm, no matter what, he wouldn't keep them here, but now on the earth, if they are driven away, their chances of survival are almost zero, they are good at themselves, and they can't be in their hearts.

But he will not harm them, and will not give them a way to live. Fortunately, now my mother has given me a step to make myself feel more comfortable. Li Ao walked over and took Yuwei's hand: "If I have anything in the future, I will discuss it with you, and I won't bother you, I didn't sleep just now." ”

Li Min also saw that Yu Hui's face was not good: "Yes, Yu Wei go back and lie down for a while, and I will bring you the pork knuckle soup made by your father." ”

Yuwei blushed: "Mom doesn't need to bring it to us, let's go to the kitchen and eat." ”

Leng Jue looked at it and smiled: "I really didn't expect Xiao Min to be so good at serving people." ”

Li Min smiled: "My daughter-in-law, can you not serve." ”

After Li Min finished speaking, Leng Jue was in a bad mood and sighed: "This is your fate, I have three daughters-in-law, when they were pregnant, the two of us were old, and we didn't stretch out our hands at all, or when Xiao Jingang came back to give birth, I only cooked a meal for him." ”

Yi Er patted Leng Jue's shoulder with his hand: "Don't worry about it, the days are still long, it's only now there, when everyone is together in the future, when you are serving, what are you afraid of running away, and ah, if all your grandchildren get married, then you can't be busy." ”

Hearing Yi Er say this, Leng Jue was in a good mood, and smiled: "Then it depends on whether people give me a chance, my little parrot married the third child of your family, which made your family support, and gained a few pounds, I think he is struggling to fly now, and we don't dare to get started again." ”

Li Min laughed on the side: "My three daughters-in-law." But it's the cutest. ”

Speaking of this, he glanced at Yuwei: "I said it wrong, only my third daughter-in-law is cute, and the others." ”

Li Min said this, and Li Ao took it on the side: "Mom, Yuqing's age is older than you and Dad, by the way, older than Grandpa, how cute are you to make them, and ah, Xiaowen is from a special forces soldier and has been trained in the army for many years, so it is a little difficult to find cuteness in him." ”

Yu Wei laughed on the side, Li Min also laughed, turned his head to Leng Jue and said, "Aren't you going to see Xiao Wuda?"

Leng Jue nodded: "It was Jiang Hui who asked me to bring some things for the child." ”

After Leng Jue finished speaking, Li Min said to Leng Jue: "Big brother, it's time to eat now, don't go, I'll call the children over in a while." ”

Leng Jue nodded when he heard this: "Okay." ”

He really wanted to stay here for a while, because first, Xiao Wu had a body, he wanted to see the child, and now these little parrots live here with Li Min, those are his own grandsons, although they live not far away, and it is convenient to come and go, but when the grandfather is not annoyed by looking at his grandson.

Seeing Leng Jue nodding, Yi Er said to Li Ao: "Accompany your uncle here, and I'll cook a few more dishes." ”

Li Min smiled: "I'll call the child over and go to the kitchen to help you." ”

After a while, Leng Jue heard a noisy voice, Leng Jue's heart warmed when he heard it, these are his little parrot grandchildren, if Xiaoyu has no sound anywhere, they usually talk to them, they don't like to squeak very much. It's the same with bunnies.

Thinking of the prototypes of his grandsons, Leng Jue was happy, the little rabbit was timid and cute, it was Jiang Hui's favorite, and when he was fine, he hugged his grandson and let them turn into beast shapes, but now they are all in the Jindan period, and if they turn into the body, Jiang Hui can't hold it.

There was no way, Jiang Hui asked the children to make their bodies small, and then hugged them in their arms, once the little rabbit played with her, one let her finish hugging, and then came to her side to let her hug, Jiang Hui laughed, nodded Xiaoba's head: "Little guy, do you think grandma can't recognize your original form?" (To be continued.) )