Chapter Twenty-Seven: It's Unbearable to Look Back on the History of Pretending to Be Forced

The moment he walked into the alien store with the computer, Shi Lei struggled for a long time. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

When I came for the first time, I pretended to fail, although the clerk didn't say anything, and in the end I was quite happy to have at least a machine of more than 20,000 yuan, but Shi Lei still felt that his face was a little hurt by himself.

The second time it was called a gorgeous counterattack, swaggering into the door to blame the people's computer waterproof ability is too poor, and then the monkey generally said that the brother is not bad for money, and despises the more than 20,000 people's computer configuration is too general and is not enough, and the clerk's amazed eyes and adoring expressions carried away the most expensive computer in your store. At that time, there was a great joy that the pretending to finally succeed.

However, just one day later, I came back with a computer that I had used for a few hours!

That's right, Shi Lei is here to return the goods.

Although he hesitated, in order to help Sun Yiyi's mother make up for the medical expenses of heart bypass surgery, Shi Lei still took this step.

A slight problem of face, compared to a human life, cannot be called a problem at all.

Shi Lei took a deep breath and walked into the alien computer store.

It was still the clerk, the moment he saw Shi Lei, the clerk's pupils contracted nervously.

A picture suddenly appeared in his mind, the local tyrant customer picked up a glass of water and poured it on the keyboard of the computer, in order to test the waterproof performance of the highest-configuration alien laptop.

It can't be like that, right?

The clerk still tried to squeeze out a smile and stepped forward.

"Sir, is there anything I can do to help you? It can't be that this computer is drenched again?"

Shi Lei stuffed the computer in his hand into the clerk's hand, and whispered in a fast voice: "I remember that your store, whether online or offline, can be returned for seven days without reason?"

Belch......

What kind of script is this? The typhoon is not right! Could it be that I slept in the wrong position last night and didn't wake up today? -- The clerk secretly pinched his thigh, and I went, it hurt so much, obviously it was not a dream.

"What do you say, sir?"

"I mean, I remember that in your store, whether you buy a computer online or offline, you can return it within seven days without any reason?" This time, Shi Lei's speech speed was faster and his voice was lower, even he felt ashamed, fortunately the mall had just opened at this time, and there were no other customers in the store, and even the other clerks were still busy with their own affairs and did not come over.

"I don't quite understand, sir...... Can you say slower?" The clerk almost suspected that he had heard it wrong, and it was not that he did not return it, but like Shi Lei, he bought two computers within two weeks, and the first one was broken due to the problem he used himself, and he didn't even bother to repair it and bought the highest configuration directly, and the clerk really couldn't believe that such a tyrant would make a return move. Did he deliberately play tricks on me?

"Actually, you heard it clearly, right?" Shi Lei said with great annoyance.

The clerk sighed and said, "Is there anything about our computer that makes you unhappy?"

Shi Lei scratched his head and said, "There's nothing dissatisfied, it's just ...... It's just ...... "He can't say that he is in a hurry to use money, if you want to blame him, he walked too windy when he came before, and pretended to be a little too forceful, if he was more stable, it is estimated that the clerk would not have too deep an impression of him, and now he will not show a ghost-like expression."

"It's not that you're not satisfied, your computer is still very good, but isn't your rule to return or exchange goods for no reason within seven days?"

The clerk was completely confused, and was stunned for a long time before saying: "The store rules are true, it's just that, sir, it would be best if you could give a reason, otherwise we will be a little difficult to do, after all, you should have used this computer, right?"

Shi Lei spread his hands helplessly, and said in his heart that he could only play a scoundrel, anyway, no matter what, this computer must be returned today.

"After I took it back, I just turned on the computer, and it didn't use it, and when I woke up, I suddenly felt a little uncomfortable, and I wanted to return the computer. ”

Well, this reason is really powerful! There is simply no more appropriate reason in this world than the word "unhappy"!

The clerk thought about it and had to say: "Sir, if you have to return the product, of course you can, but we need to check the whole machine, if there is no damage, there is no disassembly, I can return the product for you." ”

"Okay, you check!"

The clerk unpacked the package, carefully checked the appearance first, and made sure that there were no bumps or traces of disassembly, and then turned on the machine, retrieved the hardware configuration and looked at it, and then looked at the number of battery cycles, and determined that the computer had not reached a battery cycle, and finally handled the return procedures for Shi Lei.

It's just that during the whole process, the clerk looked at Shi Lei with a strange look, and he couldn't wait for a crack on the ground to let him get in.

This store is forced to come, it's too embarrassing, you can use the second time to save face if you fail to pretend to be forced once, but this time, the shame is thrown to grandma's house, Shi Lei will never come if he has a little way. Now, he just wants to die headfirst on this computer worth more than 80,000 - oh, 70,000 off!

After the refund was completed, the bank card did not arrive so quickly, Shi Lei was not worried that such a big brand would hack his 70,000 yuan. After the clerk said that the refund would arrive in 24 hours at the latest, Shi Lei hugged his head, hugged his head in a disgraced manner, and left Deji Plaza in a hurry, warning himself while running that he would never wander around this store again in his life.

Well, unless, unless that clerk isn't here anymore!

didn't wait for 24 hours, in the afternoon, Shi Lei received a text message, and there was an extra 71,000 yuan in his bank card, and now the balance has reached more than 76,000, and the less than 3,000 is the money he paid for dinner and drinks at night yesterday.

As soon as the money arrived, Shi Lei immediately had the confidence to call a car and went straight to the garage rented by Sun Yiyi's mother and daughter, who had been there last night.

When he arrived at the door, Shi Lei called Sun Yiyi and asked her to open the door, saying that he was at the door.

Sun Yiyi was obviously cautious when she spoke on the other side of the phone, and she said, "Brother Shi, I'm not at home." ”

"Didn't you tell you not to go to work today? And what time is it, what are you doing running out again?"

Sun Yiyi said hesitantly: "It's nothing, I'm just going out for a walk." ”

"Your mother needs someone to take care of her in bed, and you are still running out? Come back quickly! I'll be waiting for you at the door! When you come back after a while, you will say that I called you out, don't let Auntie know that you left her and ran out alone. She's going to be sad!"

Sun Yiyi was obviously a little resistant, she said: "Brother Shi, you go back to school, I have something to do here, and I will go back in a while." ”

"What can you do? I can't go to school, I told you not to go. Are you working somewhere? Even if you are working, when will you be able to save enough money for your mother's treatment? Come back quickly!" Shi Lei couldn't help but feel a little angry when he saw that Sun Yiyi had been hesitating.

"Brother Shi, I really have something to ......" Sun Yiyi's tone was very evasive.

Shi Lei was angry, and his tone became very heavy: "Yiyi, why are you so ignorant? No matter what you are doing now, come back quickly, I can't see you in half an hour, so I will knock on the door myself." Don't let your aunt be angry with you again!" After speaking, Shi Lei hung up the phone.