Chapter Twenty-Nine: If I Don't Go to Hell, Who Will Go to Hell
In the vast wilderness, the dense forest obscures most of the vision, and if you are not careful, the people around you will be lost.
The monk stood in front of a cave, folded his hands, silently said something in his mouth, and then said, "Hey, is there anyone in there, hey-"
After a while, seeing that no one had taken care of him, the monk dragged his robe and walked in.
"In the past, there were monsters who thought of ways to eat me, but now I can't even find a shadow, so I'm angry. The monk sighed, sat down on a large rock in the cave, and said to himself, "What can I do now, the monsters don't come, and they can't even find a place to eat." ”
At this moment, a puff of white smoke suddenly burst out of the air, and then a female monster covered in green appeared behind the monk.
"Are youkai also popular forgiveness these days?" I hid in a corner and said to myself.
The situation of this crossing is relatively smooth, well, at least he was not killed by Sun Monkey with a stick, but was caught by this female monster.
What can I do, I'm helpless.
As soon as I crossed over, I saw a girl, and then I asked her if you have seen a monkey named Monkey King, and the girl nodded and told me that she had seen it.
I quickly asked her where she was, and the girl took the form of a monkey, and said if it was like this, and I was caught in this cave.
To be honest, I thought that the first person I met here should be a monk, and sure enough, I guessed it, this guy is too stupid.
Well, I'm not much smarter either.
The female monster leaned down naked, leaned against the monk's back, and reached out to gently touch his ear.
If I hadn't seen the monk's eyebrows raised, I would have thought that this guy was asleep, and the Tao was quite powerful, and this concentration was about to catch up with Yanagishita Megumi.
But this female monster is really eccentric, why wasn't this kind of treatment when I was arrested, isn't the monk just a future cadre of the Heavenly Court, you can't treat it differently because of this.
"It's said that eating your flesh can lead to immortality, elder, is that true?" said the female monster in the monk's ear.
The monk closed his eyes, folded his hands and said softly, "Female benefactor, this is false. ”
The female monster immediately flashed her head to the other shoulder of the monk, and said charmingly: "The monks don't speak, if you say this, aren't you afraid that the Buddha will blame you?"
"If I say that this deceptive word was passed on by the Buddha, you must not believe it, right?"
The female monster covered her mouth and grinned a few times, then said, "I don't believe it. ”
The monk opened his eyes and said softly: "I don't believe it either, although this is indeed the case, eh, donor, you can take your hand away, I am afraid that I will become a stone Buddha if you do this." ”
"Stone Buddha, what is that?" the female monster removed the hand that was placed on the monk's chest.
"It's that the body slowly hardens, and then it becomes a Buddha. ”
The female monster got up and came to the monk, wondering, "How can the body become hard?"
"This ......"
The monk looked down at a certain place, then raised his head and folded his hands and said, "Amitabha-"
"God chatter, you monk, it's strange. The female monster waved her skirt slightly.
I'm watching it on the side, how is this monk different from what he plays on TV?
"You're welcome, you goblin, it's really different. The monk said with a smile.
The female monster looked left and right, and said softly: "You are not allowed to imitate me to speak, otherwise I will eat you." ”
As she spoke, the female monster's mouth suddenly opened so big that it was big enough to stuff the monk's entire head into it, which made me feel cold when I saw it.
"You're not going to eat me. The monk said calmly, "We are friends, how can friends eat friends?"
The female monster changed back to her original appearance on the other side, stared at the monk and said strangely: "Friends, heh, we are not friends, how can a monster be friends with people?"
"Then you mean that you monsters are friends with each other?" the monk suddenly said with some excitement, "By the way, the female benefactor, I haven't introduced you yet, I have three apprentices, and they-"
"Shut up, I don't want to listen to you. ”
The female monster's face turned cold, and she turned around and walked towards me, so frightened that I quickly closed my eyes and immediately turned on the mode of playing dead.
I closed my eyes and tried my best to breathe normally and not give the female youkai a chance to find a flaw, but I still thought too much.
After the female monster came over, I didn't know what spell I cast, and I felt that my body was pulled by a strange force, and I was directly pulled out and thrown into the air.
"Bang-"
I fell in front of the monk in the posture of a dog, and the pain in my body made me almost scream, but fortunately I held back in time, no way, I still have to play dead at this time.
After I fell, the monk and I looked at each other, and this guy found out that I was playing dead, of course, he didn't expose it, eh, the monk's heart is good.
"I've waited in this cave for five hundred years to have a head, another five hundred years for a body, and the last five hundred years for limbs, but you're born with everything, is that fair?" the youkai whispered.
The monk doesn't speak, and I can't talk to me when I'm pretending to be dead, when will the monster have to talk so much about philosophy before eating people?
"You were born with everything, why?" the female monster walked up to the monk and said, "Your Buddhists say that everything in the world is fair, but is this really fair?
The monk was silent for a while, and then said, "Donor, do you want to tell me something by saying so much?"
"Well, no, I'm just a little bit at a loss, so I'll give myself some reasons before killing you. ”
Me: "......"
At this time, the monk suddenly said something that made me feel inexplicable: "You haven't killed anyone, have you?"
The female monster nodded and said, "How many years, in this wilderness, let alone killing, I haven't even seen anyone." ”
"That's sad, I guess you're lonely. The monk said softly, "If you say that, the donor has to kill someone?"
"You have to kill. ”
The monk closed his eyes, folded his hands and said, "If I don't go to hell, whoever goes to hell." ”
As soon as I heard this, I immediately felt that the monk was a good person, and when the disaster was coming, he was able to stand up and be a good monk, and maybe he would be able to meet the Buddha sooner after returning to the West.
"Donor, before you kill, I want to be able to say something-"
"You say. ”
The monk stretched out his finger and pointed at me, who was lying on the ground and was pretending to be dead, and immediately said: "He is pretending to be dead, and I am not a human being, the meat is old and hard and not delicious, he is a human being, don't you want to kill someone, if you want to kill him, kill him, what are you hesitating about? Quickly pick up the knife in your hand and do it!"