But I'm not a man.

This comfort is simply terrible!

Biting your hand is still very risky, for example, if you feel that your hand hurts, your first reaction must be to shake your hand, in this way, because the hand is highly mobile, so the shaking amplitude is large, and it is naturally very dangerous for the creature next to you.

And this point is not so serious if it is changed to the face, after all, the mobility of the neck is not as big as the hand, and ordinary people will only shake their heads desperately when they feel that there is something on their faces, and if they shake their heads to that extent, Lin Yu feels that there must be no problem with him avoiding it.

Of course, Lin Yu naturally avoided the habit that people are likely to sweep their faces with their hands to drive things away when they feel something on their faces, in fact, Lin Yu just feels very angry and wants to scare the elf, after all, he is obviously kind, why is it so hard, and Lin Yu, who is obviously a party to this matter, why can he sleep so leisurely?

There is no harm if there is no comparison, Lin Yu just wants to scare him.

Therefore, Lin Yu, the guinea pig, walked to the edge of the coffee table close to the elf, stood up with difficulty on his two hind legs, and looked down at the elf below.

This angle is really amazing, and judging from Lin Yu's current guinea pig shape, the elf's face has also become very large, after all, the small size, the more details can be seen, but even with Lin Yu's current vision, this elf's skin is still the same white and beautiful, without the slightest defect, just like white jade, really, it makes people envious and jealous.

And there are a lot of dislikes in it, Lin Yu hates white boys the most, why are really men so beautiful, it's really useless and wasteful, definitely not because she looks a little dark, absolutely not.

The guinea pig Lin Yu swallowed and foamed, looked at the elf's flawless face, looked at the tall nose, and used this as a preset point, ready to fly down.

But the world is impermanent, and this sentence really makes sense.

When the guinea pig Lin Yu got up and jumped, he suddenly felt that his feet slipped, and the direction of the original jump was distorted, and the high jump and fall became a forward slide and fall, and naturally the originally selected landing point had no effect.

But fortunately, the elf's face was very large, and the guinea pig Lin Yu still fell on the elf's face and successfully woke up the elf and frightened him.

And fortunately, Lin Yu himself suffered a great fright.

Coincidentally, Lin Yu fell below the original preset point, above the elf's chin and below the nose, and when Lin Yu fell, his face was still down, and he really kissed that place.

Ask, just after a sleep, I found that my little pet was kissing and kissing and kissing mouth-to-mouth, how should I react.

Answer, a little shocked but soon to figure it out, after all, pets, and not people, IQ is not so high, the so-called kiss with you is not a bad idea, there is a great possibility, your pet is just hungry, so as a qualified owner, the next step is to hurry up with your little pet feeding.

Well, Lyle thought the same way, so after a brief moment of surprise, Lyle quickly recovered from the shock, and took out two more elf fruits while picking up his now naughty little pet and putting it on the coffee table.

"Here you go, here you go, the little guy is so delicious, I really didn't expect you to have such a big appetite, you really like the elf fruit, it seems that when this thing is done, I will go back to the elf forest, otherwise I really can't afford to raise you." Looking at the little pet that was mechanically biting the elf fruit with a dumbfounded face, Lyle felt that the softest feeling in his heart was touched.

He couldn't help but stretch out his hand and stroke the head of the little pet, found that his little pet was stained with the juice of the elf fruit, sighed slightly, took out a piece of cotton cloth from the space bag, used magic to wet the cotton cloth, and carefully wiped his little pet.

What a naughty little guy! This sweet and complicated feeling, Lyle suddenly thought, if he had children, probably this feeling. (Fog)

Lin Yu didn't recover so quickly, and now her whole mind was full of the touch just now, 'fragrant, soft, and there is a lingering taste that makes people linger, well, it is very similar to the fruit she eats now. But although shocked, Lin Yu didn't notice it, but she herself was not disgusted.

In the end, Lin Yu's sobriety was still because of the elf's wiping - Lin Yu is now a guinea pig, and the guinea pig hates water very much.

Lin Yu, who came to his senses, stubbornly ignored the strangeness in his heart, struggled to jump out of Lin Yu's hand, and ran to the side of the words he wrote and shouted desperately.

Elf Lyle's attention was indeed attracted, and the words on the coffee table also got his attention.

I finally succeeded, although the process was very hard, but I finally completed my task. The guinea pig Lin language is very pleased.

Lyle frowned as he looked at the words on the coffee table. "This looks like Leslie's ledger. ”

Yes, yes, yes, it's the ledger, your observation is really careful, but is there anything you want to ask about the meaning of the word? Guinea pig Lin Yu squatted on the coffee table, his face full of excitement, and the little tail behind him shook involuntarily.

I'll tell you all about it without reservation.

But at this time, Lyle felt that his brain was about to explode, "Ah~ It's really a ledger, Leslie's ledger, no, it's all on the ground." ”

Leslie saw the remains of the ledger at the front of the carriage and groaned inwardly - Leslie's most precious ledger had been torn off by his own pet, would he eat his own pet raw to vent his anger, or hide the little guy first.

Lyle returned to the coffee table, trying to grab his little pet.

Lin Yu hurriedly ran to the side and dodged.

Lin Yu also felt a little wrong at this time-did this kind of elf really see the words he spelled? Is it really correct to be so calm after seeing his own warning?

However, there was still a trace of luck in Lin Yu's heart, maybe the elf was a very calm creature.

But soon, this illusion of self-deception was shattered.

Lyle began to teach his pets. "Hurry up, little one, or a terrible fellow will eat you alive in a while, and you have torn off that fellow's most precious ledger, and you even use it to draw pictures. ”

The girl quickly came out of the bedroom, holding a round pill in her hand, and returned to the living room with some hesitation and some shyness.

She slowly came to Leslie's face, stretched out her right hand and gently pulled Leslie's hood, revealing her entire face.

Seeing Leslie's full-faced, the girl's expression was even more joyful, and she looked very satisfied, after all, a strong and beautiful and handsome person is naturally much more popular than a strong and ugly person.

But the girl's hand holding the pill hesitated again.

What she held in her hand was not a harmful potion, but an antidote to hangover.

The hangover antidote is also a kind of magic potion, but the materials are ordinary, the refining method is popular, and the hangover antidote is also very cheap.

The hangover medicine works just like its name, it's just a hangover.

The original purpose of the girl to take this potion was to prepare to give Leslie a hangover, according to the village from generation to generation, and the seeds borrowed from drunk adventurers are generally not the strongest, and there will be a situation where the bad seed is borrowed to give birth to a stupid child, so the girl wants to feed Leslie a hangover cure.

But the girl hesitated at the moment, after all, the person in front of her was so good, powerful and handsome at the same time, if this person was really sober, whether he would be willing to borrow the seed by himself was still a question.

The girl thought for a moment, and finally put down the potion, but she still had a trace of luck in her heart.

The girl blushed, bent over, and helped Leslie to the bed in the bedroom.

The girl stretched out her trembling hand to untie the clothes of the person in front of her.

She didn't dare look at the magician's face, even though it was just the two of them in the room and the magician was drunk.

But the girl couldn't help but want to look secretly, and when the girl turned around, what she saw was a starry sky, more accurately, eyes like a starry sky.

In the next moment, the girl lay on the bed and fell into a deep sleep.

The next moment, Leslie turned over, looked angry, and quickly fastened the buttons on her body and tidied up the clothes on her body.

"Lyle, what did you mean?" there was irrepressible anger in his tone.

Just now, he could obviously use spiritual magic to make the girl unconscious at the moment when the girl lifted his hood and lifted him like a bedroom, but at that moment he felt a force of imprisonment, he had no way to use force at all, there was no way to hypnotize the girl and even half of the girl's clothes were taken off, and fortunately, he desperately broke free from the confinement and hugged the other half of the clothes.

How this imprisoning power came about, Leslie wanted to know.

"Lyle, you know what we're out for today!"

"Got it!" Lyle appeared from the room, looking innocent, "Didn't we go to the senior who said he wanted to help us?"

This innocent face made Leslie feel the nameless fire in her heart even more intense.

"You know you're still using magic on me, do you know what's going to happen if you keep going like this?"

"You know, isn't it ooxx, don't all humans like it, although you still have elf blood, but most of them are still humans, I thought you would like it too. "Lyle is serious.

“。。。 ”

"And, that human girl just now also likes you, that's why she's willing to go with you ooxx, and you like her too, so why don't you continue. ”

"I like her, where do you see that. "If it weren't for the fact that the outside people couldn't notice, Lyle would have wanted to roar.

"You didn't object when she pulled you in just now. ”

"I was deliberately confusing a possible stalker ... Leslie had just said this sentence halfway through when he saw Lyle show a look of disgust, and he also knew that these pure-bred elves were very interested in love and reproduction, which was regarded as a sacred thing. In order to avoid an argument, Leslie suddenly changed his tune.

"Am I not drunk?"

"You're not drunk!" the elf told the truth.

"Well, isn't it almost time to agree, I'm in a hurry. ”

"There's still enough time, human ooxx is only xx time at most, so even if you finish it, we won't be too late to go. ”

“。。。 ”

"So, don't worry, Leslie, we still have time, do you want to go back and get things done. ”

"Shut up. "Leslie didn't want to strangle his elven friend for a moment like she did now.

"Really," Lyle didn't notice his friend's mind and wanted to continue to persuade.

"You're going to go yourself. "No, Lyle is a friend and an elf, he can't do it, be patient.

"I'm not an adult, so I can't, but Leslie you're definitely an adult. Lyle replied with a straight face.

"Shut up, don't say anything, and I'll make it impossible for you to say it. Leslie couldn't help it.

“。。。 All right. Although he was still a little unwilling, looking at his friend's hideous black face, Lyle still shut up.

"Let's go. Leslie put her hood back on and disappeared into the room. Lyle shook his shoulders and disappeared, leaving only the girl in the bedroom in the room.

The two of them who appeared again came to the remote alley outside, and then the two did not make a detour, and went straight to the destination, an inn with Feng Lan written on it.

After entering the inn, the man hurriedly stepped forward to greet him, and Leslie waved his hand to signal that there was an appointment, and the man retreated in a witty manner.

The two went to the second floor together.

The third room on the right hand side of the second floor is the agreed location.

Leslie paused outside for a moment, reconfirming her position. Adjusted his expression, removed all the anger just now, and knocked on the door gently with a kind but not flattering smile, and pushed the door in after hearing the invitation to enter, Lyle followed him in, and quickly closed the door after entering.

"Senpai, I'm glad you're willing to help us. Les performed a senior salute with a near-perfect smile, but the moment he looked up, his perfect smile shattered.

"Who are you?" Leslie's voice trembled.

Where is the powerful and omnipotent predecessor of ---, who is this young guy who is no more than 25 years old? Is he dazzled or has he entered the wrong door, yes, he must have entered the wrong door.

"We are the messengers to you. But the words of the dark-haired boy in one of them shattered Leslie's illusions. "The guinea pig's message. ”

"Really?"

"Really!"

"Is there anyone else, the one who delivered the message?" What about the senior who was powerful and omnipotent?

"The person who transmitted the sound was me. The black-haired boy stood up, handsome and sincere, "There is no one else, only us." ”