"Master is useless, teach such a disobedient apprentice as you, you are so capable, you can untie it yourself. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

Nangong Douling would not solve any 'bondage spell', she begged Nangong Cassia Ming: "You didn't teach me this spell." ”

"Maybe one day, you'll use this spell to tie up Master and me!"

"Master!" Nangong Douling shook his shoulder, "I'll kowtow to you and apologize!"

Nangong Douling said, knelt on his knees in front of Nangong Cassia Ming, and worshiped him coquettishly again and again: "My good master, Shishen is also a living being, Shishen also has feelings, you can bear to be such a beautiful girl, being tied to the air and not being able to go up, isn't it very ungentlemanly, how will Honglian treat you in the future? Master, you should be kind and forgive me." ”

That phrase worked.

Nangong Cassia put down the newspaper, looked at the red lotus, looked at Nangong Douling, and pinched Nangong Douling's face, "You will be obedient to me in the future!

"I swear! I will definitely listen to the master in the future, the master told me to go up the sword mountain and down the sea of fire, and I will never bargain!"

"That's pretty much it. Do you dare to dry your clothes with my golden fork?"

"Don't dare, don't dare anymore. ”

"Then you say, whose magic weapon is the real treasure of the town faction. ”

"Of course it's my ......"

Nangong Cassia pinched harder.

Nangong Douling immediately changed his words under the pain, "Of course, my master's cocoon god golden fork is the treasure of the town faction, and my Red Lotus Treasure Knife is nothing! It can only be used to cut steaks!"

"You dead girl is oily and smooth, without any sincerity, don't think I don't know, you don't obey me in your heart! I am your master, but you look down on me everywhere. ”

"Master, how dare I underestimate you, in terms of kung fu and spells, you are more proficient than me, I am an apprentice, how dare I despise your old man?"

"I don't believe it! I teach you and you fight back, this is contempt for me! You promise one more thing, the next time I teach you, you will not fight back. ”

"Could it be that Master, you beat me to death, and I can't fight back?"

"Of course, this is the rule of the teacher!"

"Wow, you are so barbaric, now it is a society governed by the rule of law, you beat people to death, and you will go to jail. ”

"I'll beat you to death, and then run away, and you won't have to go to jail. Besides, if you do something wrong, the master beats you, and it is only right. ”

"That's ......" Nangong Douling said again: "Then if I didn't do anything wrong, what if you beat me too?"

"How could I beat you if I didn't do anything wrong? This time, you're insulting my magic weapon! If I take your Red Lotus Treasure Knife and cut vegetables, see if you're angry!"

"I don't, I do use her to open a watermelon or something......"

"You damn girl! You treat Shikigami like this! It's disrespectful!"

"Make the best use of things, Master. Always put it on the shelf to get dusty, so if you use it once, it can be regarded as making her feel that she is valuable, otherwise how lonely the red lotus is, there is no chance to get out of the sheath all day long, by the way, it is okay to cut durian......"

"Shut up!" Nangong Cassia was furious. "Full of crooked reasoning!"

Nangong Douling didn't dare to fight back, her mana disappeared temporarily at the moment, if the master taught her again, it would be strange if her ass didn't bloom this time.

She pleaded and said, "Master, you punish me personally, let go of the red lotus, she shouldn't have suffered it for me, just like you said, you can't treat Shishen so rudely." ”

"Bring me the feather duster. ”

"Scared?" Nangong Douling hesitated.

"If you don't take it, we'll talk about it tomorrow. ”

"Okay, okay, I'll take it. Nangong Douling took a feather duster from the vase.

Nangong Cassia said: "I hit myself in the mouth three times." ”

Nangong Douling pretended to hit it three times.

Nangong Cassia stood up and snatched the feather duster, Nangong Douling immediately closed his eyes, and after three "pops" in the living room, Nangong Douling's mouth had three more staggered red marks.

"That's what it's called beating!"

Nangong Douling was extremely aggrieved.

Nangong Cassia did what he said, threw away the feather duster, walked under the red lotus, and recited the "unbinding spell", and the black snake on the red lotus disappeared in an instant.

The untied girl slowly landed in front of Nangong Douling, lowered her eyelids, and folded her hands.

"I'm sorry, Lord Nangong. ”

"It's okay, thank you for your hard work, Red Lotus. With that, the red lotus also turned into smoke and swooped into the Tang knife on the floor.

Nangong Douling bent down to pick up the Tang knife and put it into the sheath.

Nangong Cassia reluctantly said, "Oh, why did you make her disappear so quickly? I still want to have a good chat with her, how good it would be to stay and have lunch together." ”

Nangong Douling pitifully put the Tang knife on the knife holder, and looked back at Nangong Cassia Ming: "Hey, Master, people are Shishen, you have to do this too?" Besides, Shishen doesn't have to eat." ”

"Just sit with my old man, you see that I face you every day, I'm almost suffocated, I finally saw a beautiful woman, and you just let her go. I don't know how to respect teachers at all!"

"I don't have the strength to summon her anymore, next time I'll ask her to accompany your old man, okay?" Nangong Douling rubbed his red and swollen lips.

"You have to count when you speak......," Nangong Cassia sighed twice, "Why do you dress up your Shishen like that?" ”

"I designed her according to the heroine of the Japanese anime, how cute it is, it's a little less murderous, yes, but at least it can distract the enemy, Master just now, you should have learned it. ”

"What was she wearing?" Nangong Cassia touched the short stubble.

"After she is a military general in the Tang Dynasty, of course she wears the clothes of a military general in the Tang Dynasty!"

"Oh...... That's not feminine, it's better to wear this set, can you change her into a nurse's outfit next time?"

"Hey, Master, you don't respect your elders. Although it is indeed possible to develop an emotional relationship with Shikishen, or even a physical relationship, it is also feasible, but!" Nangong Douling stretched out a finger towards the ceiling in a righteous manner, "The purpose of our Soul Attraction Sect is to clean the body and love oneself, and we must be strictly abstinent from sex, and we must not violate the sexual precepts." To put it bluntly, it is a monk, otherwise once you lose your body, you will lose all your spells and never recover!

Nangong Douling put his hands behind his back, "Master, anyway, your precious chastity has been kept for more than fifty years, and I don't care about the remaining years, you still let go of the pure and beautiful Red Lotus sister of my family, okay, just bear with it......"

"What are you talking about, are you cursing me for my early death?"

"No, no, of course not, how could I be so ruthless! When Master dies, who will take care of me, who will pay the rent, who will provide for my schooling, who will give me pocket money? I am an orphan, and I will depend on you Master for the rest of my life, and you must not die!"

"That's right! What nonsense are you talking about? In the future, you have to repay your kindness! You dead girl, wait for a few more years to see if you can still be so arrogant. ”