Chapter 620: The Tongue Goes Over
Yang Xianmao couldn't help but think of what Hu Laosan said during the previous meal, and couldn't help but turn his head to look at Hu Laosan. It just so happened that Hu Laosan also looked back at him with a smile, and when he saw Yang Xianmao's stunned eyes, he suddenly understood, and the two looked at each other and smiled, both of them knew what they were laughing at.
However, in the end, the second young master who returned home was acting on stage, even if he was not good-looking and looked too miserable, he didn't dare to show it blatantly, and he still applauded vigorously.
Yang Xianmao really didn't want to look at the face that made him uncomfortable, so he moved down to look at his figure, which was still visible, especially when he looked at it from behind, a waterfall-like show was draped down, and with women's clothes as the background, it was indeed very eye-catching, but it was too miserable to look at the front, at least she didn't have the bulging breasts that a woman should have, maybe he didn't know how to dress up a woman, he didn't even know the most basic disguise technique.
It seems that the teacher who taught him did not teach him to sing and stage movements, or he was not able to teach him how to disguise himself as a pleasing woman.
Fortunately, this kind of painful torture did not last long, because a gentle and clear singing voice sounded from the door of the exit, which was much brighter and more beautiful than the voice of the second young master before.
If these two voices are not compared, it would be fine, if they were compared, this tactful lark-like voice would beat the second young master's sharp male duck voice to the end.
With this clear singing voice, everyone's eyes were focused on the next door, and as soon as the curtain was raised, a petite girl came out, probably sixteen or seventeen years old.
Yang Xianmao looked at it and was stunned for a moment. This woman is truly beautiful. I saw her dancing with long sleeves like flowing water, and like a butterfly flying, dancing elegantly, fascinating, and really like a shock.
The applause below had already sounded like thunder, especially Hu Laosan, who had drunk the wine, and it was even louder, which suddenly made people understand why the comprador laughed at him like that before, it turned out that he was really a little crazy.
Thinking of the money comprador saying that he used to see the salivation at the corners of his mouth coming out, I couldn't help but be a little funny. Now, Yang Xianmao doesn't need to be introduced, just know that the girl who came up should be Hu Laosan's coveted drama Liu Ye'er, looking really good-looking, especially with makeup, looking at it under the light, it is even more amazing, coquettish like a fairy in the sky.
The first play is "The Legend of Mandarin Ducks", judging from their dress, although Yang Xianmao has not seen more plays, he can guess that the second young master should play the heroine Cui Yingying, and Liu Yeer should play the maid matchmaker.
Liu Dongyan on the side whispered to Yang Xianmao: "I think the acting skills of this second young master are not bad, but this dress is a little different, it's a pity." When I was in the capital, I listened to them sing the legend of mandarin ducks, and they looked even more feminine than women, and even women would be tempted to look at them. Hey, if a tall finger clicks at him twice, he may be able to have a good look, otherwise he will really lose the good dancing and the passable singing, but the voice is a little worse. It can be seen that he has been practicing since he was a child, but he should not have received the guidance of a famous teacher, and he can't use a woman's voice to speak. ”
Yang Xianmao thought in his heart that no one could see through the fact that he was pretending to be a woman, including the crown princess who was with him day and night, he couldn't recognize it at that time, that was because he got the guidance of the famous teacher Feiyue, and he might have had a sympathetic relationship story with her, but unfortunately in the end, with the passage of time, it has been a hundred years apart.
Yang Xianmao was thinking about it, and was slapped in the back of Leng Buding, which startled him, and when he looked back, it was the strong man guard who was guarding the courtyard where the vampire god frogs were raised, staring at him with big eyes like copper bells, and said to him: "It's time!"
Yang Xianmao didn't come back to his senses for a while, and asked, "What's the time?"
"Hey the vampire frogs, you forgot? You have to feed the gods when it's dark, they used to be like this, didn't the housekeeper tell you?"
Yang Xianmao subconsciously turned his head to look at the housekeeper who was sitting in front of him and looked at Liu Ye'er on the stage twisting his waist and singing tactfully, and couldn't help but smile bitterly, he had already seen it and was fascinated, and he had forgotten about it.
Yang Xianmao hurriedly got up and said to Liu Dongyan: "I'll come when I go." ”
Liu Dongyan hurriedly got up and said, "I'll go with you, what are you going to do?"
"I'm going to feed those two fetish, I need to hurry up and get back. ”
As soon as he heard that this was the case, of course Liu Dongyan couldn't follow it, because except for Yang Xianmao, no one else could enter the courtyard.
So Liu Dongyan nodded and said, "You go quickly, come back quickly." Wait a while, the most exciting plot will appear, the two of them are going to get married, don't delay. ”
The corners of Yang Xianmao's mouth showed a wry smile, if there was a scene of marriage coming soon, he could just avoid it, so as not to increase his sadness when he saw it. nodded, quickly squeezed out of the crowd, and followed the strong man to the backyard.
Yang Xianmao ran to the outside of the small courtyard where the vampire frogs were raised, and there was a place for raising chickens and ducks next to it, took six chickens and ducks from it, put them in a cage, and carried them into the yard. When I came to the pond in the courtyard, I smelled the strong smell of corpses.
Yang Xianmao was not in a hurry, because Liu Dongyan had reminded him that there might be a marriage scene later, so he was not in a hurry to go back and watch that paragraph. So he picked up a duck and cut its throat and put it into the pond to bleed.
He could clearly feel something swimming under the pond, and in the moonlight, it quickly moved towards him.
Yang Xianmao was also a little drunk before, wanting to see what this thing looked like, so he was on full guard, carefully staring at the vampire god frog that was swimming towards him under the pond.
When the vampire god frog arrived in front of him, it suddenly rushed up, rushed out of the water, flew into the air, opened its huge mouth and bit down on the duck in Yang Xianmao's hand.
At the moment when the other party was about to bite, Yang Xianmao landed with his feet on the ground, and his whole body rose into the air, and he flew more than a zhang high into the air.
The toad couldn't imagine that the duck hanging in the air would actually fly up, just now it used no strength to use its full strength, it only needed to be able to reach the duck, but now it can't reach it, and the strength has been exhausted, so he can only watch Yang Xianmao floating in the air teasing the duck and look at him, and then fall back into the dark red pool with a bang.
After this vampire god frog fell into the water, it flipped over, and Yang Xianmao slowly fell in the air, so he jumped up from the water again, and this time, it actually bit Yang Xianmao's head.
Yang Xianmao couldn't help but be a little shocked, this vampire god frog's movements were so sharp, it was really staggering. However, Yang Xianmao's martial arts at this moment were no longer what they used to be, he used his toes to lightly touch the head of the vampire god frog, and with the help of a flip, he landed on the ground outside the pond.
Under Yang Xianmao's feet, the vampire god frog fell back into the pond and let out an earth-shattering roar, which startled Yang Xianmao.
Yang Xianmao was a little worried about hurting the vampire god frog, the kick he just made just now was just borrowing strength, rolling in the air to avoid the attack of the ugly and terrible vampire god frog, it shouldn't hurt it.
Yang Xianmao leaned over to the edge of the pond and looked in, and under the moonlight in the sky and the lanterns hanging around him, he saw two black shadows swimming slowly under the pond.
Since they were still swimming, it meant that they should not be injured, Yang Xianmao breathed a sigh of relief, but before he could come back to his senses, suddenly, a red tongue shot out from under the water like a sharp sword, the tip was forked, like a red double-strand fork, stabbing Yang Xianmao's throat.
Yang Xianmao was too close to the pond, and this time he was caught off guard, and the degree was extremely fast, but Yang Xianmao's reaction had reached an unbelievable point, and it was the tongue of the giant bloodsucking frog that shot out from under the water, Yang Xianmao was originally extremely vigilant, so although this tongue came quickly and suddenly, Yang Xianmao still had time to turn sideways violently, and the tongue swished, passed through his neck, and then retracted it.
Yang Xianmao felt a slight pain in his neck, he reached out and touched it, there was a sticky smell, I don't know what it was.
Yang Xianmao was a little shocked, this thing was so powerful. He immediately took a few steps back and left the pool, and then he breathed a sigh of relief.
It is impossible for this vampire frog to go ashore, and the housekeeper has already told him that he can't drop the vampire frog on the shore, otherwise he will die, that is, it is impossible for this toad to go ashore, so he is frightened.
He touched his neck with his hand, and felt that it was hot, so he hurriedly walked under the lantern hanging by the pool and looked sideways, but he couldn't see anything. He touched the skin of his neck with his hand, as if something was sticking to it, but he didn't smell the blood that was coming out of him, so it shouldn't have been scratched.
Then it occurred to me that the mucus should be irritating to the skin, and it would not be poisonous. Yang Xianmao couldn't help but be shocked in his heart, and quickly took out a handkerchief from his arms and wiped it on his neck.
The dark gray mucus that was rubbed on the handkerchief was still the same as the dark gray slime, and when I put it on my nose and smelled it, it was still the same rotten smell with the stench of corpses, and it was even more terrible and stronger.
Yang Xianmao hurriedly wiped it back and forth with a handkerchief, until he wiped off the mucus on his neck, and then he breathed a sigh of relief, but although the mucus was wiped off, there was still a hot pain in the part where the mucus was adhered to, it seemed that this mucus was really poisonous, but I didn't know how to poison it.
Yang Xianmao felt to herself, but there was no sign of poisoning, and she didn't show any discomfort anywhere on her body except for the hot feeling in that part.
He angrily pointed at the pool and scolded: "Lao Tzu serves you, you still dare to sneak attack me, I really don't know what to do." If it weren't for the gourd wine, and the girl who could eat delicious food from the winter geese, I wouldn't have been too lazy to come here to serve you. ”
Speaking of this, Yang Xianmao cut off the heads of the remaining ducks and chickens with knives and poured blood into the pond.