"I'll come to my sister to play when I have time. Yuan Mansheng studied Zhou Xiaolan's words just now.

"Crazy!" Zhou Xiaolan was very annoyed by Yuan Man's small belly chicken intestines, "Compete with a little Diga." ”

"I see how affectionate you are. ”

"Nima is sick. Zhou Xiaolan said annoyingly, "People are kind enough to send me things, are they cold to others?"

"Anyway, I think this little Diga is a little special to you. Yuan Man said.

"Roll Nima's eggs!" Zhou Xiaolan roared, "Yuan Man, I really didn't know that you were so small-minded, what did you just say?" Which one is the one who scolds Huai?"

"I'm just a reminder. Yuan Man said, "You stay with him every day, I can't talk about it?"

"!" Zhou Xiaolan scolded, "The more Nima talks, the more outrageous it becomes! Besides, Lao Tzu is going to beat people!"

Seeing that Zhou Xiaolan was really angry, Yuan Man immediately changed his face and pasted it awkwardly.

"Wife, we haven't done our homework in a long time. Yuan Man whispered in Zhou Xiaolan's ear.

Zhou Xiaolan was still angry with him, so she was still in the mood to do that.

"Come on. "Yuan Manba stripped himself and pulled Zhou Xiaolan again.

"Lao Tzu is not in the mood today. Zhou Xiaolan pushed him away and said.

"It doesn't matter. Yuan Man said, "I'll make you feel better." ”

He said in his mouth, and he didn't stop in his hands. After a while, Zhou Xiaolan was submitted.

Nima: Why have some tricks never been used before? Have you ever practiced with another woman on this shitty day?!

This idea made Zhou Xiaolan excited, by the way, the phone was recovered, and the video can be found and watched.

Do you really want to see it? Zhou Xiaolan was entangled.

When his mind is active, he does not cooperate with Yuan Man in his movements. Yuan Man exercised alone for a while, but he was also bored, so he had to withdraw his troops hastily.

"Wife, what's wrong with you, why are you not on the horse?" Yuan Man laughed.

"I'm tired. Zhou Xiaolan said, "Sleep!"

Yuan Man was already tired after finishing the incident, and at this time, it seemed that he had received an order, and after a while, he let out a rough snoring sound.

Zhou Xiaolan took Yuan Man's mobile phone according to the playback address of the video taken that day, typed in the Baidu search bar word by word, clicked search, and the video came out.

"Eh, Yuan Man, get up, show you something good. Zhou Xiaolan pushed Yuan Man.

It was Yuan Man's snoring that answered her.

Nima, is it a pig?

Alas, what's the use of seeing it again, but it's just adding to your troubles! It's not about having anything to do with him, so why bother.

Zhou Xiaolan turned off the video and fell asleep with her back to Yuan Man with a heavy heart.

The next day, I wanted to send my son to kindergarten, but I didn't expect that early in the morning, the boss called and said that he was going to the countryside to perform today.

It's the fucking country again!

Zhou Xiaolan kicked Yuan Man, "Eh, I'm going to perform again today." ”

"Ah......" Yuan Man was still asleep.

Zhou Xiaolan thought he already knew, so he got up and dressed and washed, and then set off in the darkness before dawn.

Yuan Man woke up, it was only 6 o'clock, and he found that Zhou Xiaolan was no longer in bed. I probably went to my mother's house, but it wasn't too early?Yuan Man thought.

was tossing and turning in bed, and Qin Guizhi called.

"Mom, what's wrong?" asked Yuan Manman lazily.

"Why didn't anyone answer Xiaolan's phone?" asked Qin Guizhi.

"I don't know. Yuan Man said, "She seems to have gone out." ”

"Where have you been so early?" Qin Guizhi was surprised.

"Didn't I go to your place to pick up the boat?" asked Yuan Man.

"No thia. Qin Guizhi said, "I just called her to come and pick her up early." Our unit organized a trip to the Three Gorges people to play today. I'm leaving soon. Zhouzhou is still sleeping, you can pick him up later. Come early, don't be late. ”

Yuan Man called Zhou Xiaolan's phone, but no one answered.

"What are these girls doing?" Yuan Man was very depressed, "Where did you run early in the morning?" ”

When Yuan Man sent his son to kindergarten, Zhou Xiaolan called and said directly, "What are you doing?"

"Why are you still asking me what I am doing?" Yuan Man said dissatisfiedly, "Where did I go early in the morning? I didn't answer the phone, and my son didn't send it." ”

"Didn't I tell you that I was going to the countryside to perform?" Zhou Xiaolan said, "Didn't you sigh, I thought you knew." The phone was in my bag just now, and I didn't hear it. ”

"Know a yarn. Yuan Man said, "Where have you been?"

"A town below Changyang. ”

"Running Nima to the ball?" said Yuan Man, "pay attention to safety." ”

"I see. Zhou Xiaolan said, "We've arrived, let's talk later." ”

Damn, run again!

This time, he performed in Changyang for several days before coming back.

Zhou Xiaolan, who came back, almost scared Yuan Man to death.

The hair is dyed blonde, but with a few strands of burgundy and green. The hair that was not long was not allowed to be draped, but it was combed into a cupola braid. A bilingbiling headband was used on top of her head to tie her hair up, which made her chubby face look even wider. The fat face seems to be overloaded with powder, and the complexion of the face is so white that it is quite different from the complexion of the neck. The lipstick on my lips is so scarlet that it feels like I've just eaten someone. When he opens his mouth to speak, or when he laughs, he shows yellow teeth stained with a little lipstick, which looks very disgusting. The eyebrows were heavily drawn thick and black. The eye sockets were also painted black, and long false eyelashes were glued. The upper eyelid is painted in a combination of green and blue, which is very scary. On his ears are two huge, exaggerated white earrings.

The clothes he wore were a pale pink with a transition from white to pink, and there were a lot of fake rhinestones nailed on them, which sparkled in the light. But the collar was too low, and a blue pendant of unknown material on the neck led the attention of the spectators to Zhou Xiaolan's **. The clothes came to a sudden waist at the waist, which made Zhou Xiaolan's upper body look even bigger. The hem of the clothes is too short to cover Zhou Xiaolan's round buttocks. wore a black silk on the lower body, exposing Zhou Xiaolan's thick legs. But on his feet he wore a pair of white haters.

What the fuck is this dressed up? It's a failed doll work. It's so spicy to the eyes!

The colleagues in the restaurant all spoke enthusiastically to Zhou Xiaolan. But the female colleagues quietly showed disdain, but the male colleagues stared at Zhou Xiaolan's chest intentionally or unintentionally.

Yuan Man was very annoyed by Zhou Xiaolan's strange dress.

"What the fuck are you dressed for?" asked Yuan Man with a frown.

"I'm just done with the show, so I'm coming to see you. Zhou Xiaolan said, "I'll go to my mother's house to see my son later." ”

"Don't take off your makeup after the show?" Yuan Man said, "like your mother's monster." What are you playing? Female ghosts?"

"Your baby doesn't understand art!" Zhou Xiaolan despised Yuan Man.

"Break your damn ghosts!" Yuan Man said, "This is called art?

"Without further ado, it's almost time to get off work. Zhou Xiaolan urged Yuan Man, "I haven't seen my son for a few days, I miss him so much." I'm almost done and I'm going to my mom's, and I'm going to stay there tonight. ”

"Just like that?" Yuan Man asked.

"Ahh Zhou Xiaolan said, "I'm not an outsider, do you still have to mention a big lump to my mother?"

"I believe in your evil, I said you are going like this?" Yuan Man said, "You are not afraid of scaring them?!"

"What's wrong with this?" Zhou Xiaolan said triumphantly, "Isn't it fashionable?"

"What about it?" Yuan Man asked, "Speak human words!"

"Fashion!" Zhou Xiaolan supported her cheeks with one hand, crossed her chest with the other, stood upright with one leg, and slightly bent her hips with one leg to pout her hips, making a bewitching so-called fashion shape.

Yuan Man thought she was embarrassed and urged her to wash it off quickly.

"Go wash it off. Yuan Man said, "I'll open tomorrow's list of goods and leave." ”

"Paralysis, what's there, you have to wash it off. Zhou Xiaolan muttered reluctantly.

"It's good-looking, what do you think!" Yuan Man reprimanded, "Who gave you makeup? ”

Yuan Man's statement simply blasphemed the fashion spirit in Zhou Xiaolan's heart. Yuan Man asked her to wash it off, but she had to wash it. went to Qin Guizhi in a grand manner.

As soon as Qin Guizhi opened the door, he almost scared out of the heart attack.

"Ouch, where did this ghost pop up!" Qin Guizhi asked in horror.

"Old lady, isn't it fashionable?" Zhou Xiaolan asked Qin Guizhi, "I'll give it to you later." ”

"Wash it off, and when your dad comes back, I'll have to scold you to death." Qin Guizhi pushed Zhou Xiaolan to the bathroom.

"It's so late, why hasn't Dad come back yet?" asked Zhou Xiaolan.

"Say what to do. Qin Guizhi said, "I guess I'll be back soon." ”

As he was talking, the tired Zhou Wei pushed the door and came in.

Zhou Xiaolan called Dad.

Zhou Wei followed the prestige and was suddenly startled.

"What kind of dress are you all about?" Zhou Wei reprimanded, "If you paint like a ghost, you run home, and you are not afraid of scaring Zhouzhou." ”

"Zhouzhou is asleep, and he can't be scared. Zhou Xiaolan said with a smile.

"It's almost washed!" Zhou Wei said sharply.

Zhou Xiaolan went into the bathroom to remove her makeup.

"What's wrong?" Zhou Wei looked at Qin Guizhi and asked puzzled.

"I don't know. Qin Guizhi said, "She said it's art." ”

"Art is a ghost!" Zhou Wei said, "If you don't have a ghost like this, don't go to that band!"

Zhou Xiaolan came out after washing, and Zhou Wei reprimanded her again.

"Look what you've fallen into!" Zhou Wei was heartbroken, "It's not a ghost or a ghost." Such a grass platform team, you don't have to go again in the future!"

"Dad," Zhou Xiaolan disagreed with Zhou Wei's statement, "That's makeup!"

"Makeup like this?" Zhou Wei said, "Then your makeup level is too poor." ”

"Dad, the makeup for the show is like this. Zhou Xiaolan said that moving out enough CCTV to convince Zhou Wei is enough, "Everyone CCTV is like this." In this way, the lights can be used to make an effect. ”

"I can't accept this effect, it's too terrifying!" Zhou Wei said, "Are you doing a show, or are you making a horror movie?"

Yuan Man on the side couldn't hold back any longer, and laughed loudly.

"Laugh at your paralysis!" Zhou Xiaolan scolded. Parents don't dare to contradict it, but Yuan Man can still bully him.

"What did you say?" Zhou Wei looked at Zhou Xiaolan in disbelief, "Why have you become so vulgar now?"

"I ......" Zhou Xiaolan was still very afraid of her father, and she didn't dare to make any excuses.

"I think you are doing well in kindergarten, you are careful and polite. Zhou Wei said, "When you go to that grass platform, the team will completely change and deteriorate!"

Bad luck, bad luck! Usually Yuan Man doesn't say these foul words, but you just haven't heard them. Yuan Man, your dog's fire is high!

Father, I have never been a good girl, I have always been a vulgar person. I don't come to be elegant, I'm only vulgar. You all read all kinds of bad magazines, TV series, and cross talk sketches on the high school, but I love vulgar singing, and I am addicted to reading all kinds of novels, such as the recently released "The Big Chimney" by Yashan Jushi, which reflects reality, is not dull, and is very interesting. Love what's wrong, I'm me, different fireworks!