As soon as he entered the guest room door, Brother Peng couldn't wait to throw Xiaoxiao on the bed.

Xiaoxiao chuckled, "Brother, uncle, why don't you wash first?"

"Wash the eggs," Brother Peng gasped, "Let's do it first!"

Xiaoxiao tried her best to push Brother Peng away, "I have walked so many roads and sweated so much, how can I do it without washing." It's dirty!"

A bitch still thinks Lao Tzu is dirty?!

Brother Peng's heart was full of disdain and resentment, and he wanted to use force.

"Wash first, brother!" Xiaoxiao's voice was raised, and she was already very unhappy.

"Paralyzed, where do you pay so much attention?!" Brother Peng said breathlessly, "Use a sleeve, use a sleeve." ”

"No!" Xiaoxiao became more and more tough, "Either wash it first, or don't do it!"

Hearing Xiaoxiao say that he had to wash it first, Brother Peng was simply hot.

"Mara a coin," Brother Peng scolded angrily, "what are you talking about when you paralyze a stinky bitch? Are you clean?!"

"Dead pendulum," Xiaoxiao also scolded, "Keep your mouth clean with Lao Tzu!"

Brother Peng mocked, "Aren't you?

"your paralyzed dead pendulum!" Xiaoxiao scolded angrily, "Die with Lao Tzu!

I'll fuck your ancestors for eighteen generations!Brother Peng was furious, a ** cousin still said such things, it was really fucking unprofessional.

"I'm your ancestor in my day!" Brother Peng slapped Xiaoxiao, "Don't you think Lao Tzu is disgusting when you spend Lao Tzu's money?!"

Brother Peng scolded on his lips, and his hands were also exerting force. With a click, Xiaoxiao's clothes were torn. Half of the breasts are exposed.

"Help, ****!" Xiaoxiao shouted.

My day your mother, Lao Tzu is going to **** you bitch today! A ****, and shouting ****, isn't that a thief shouting to catch a thief? Who is Nima to save you?!

Brother Peng laughed obscenely and tore off Xiaoxiao's pants hard.

Xiaoxiao cried loudly, "Help, ****!"

Xiaoxiao's cry for help aroused Brother Peng's **.

Just as Brother Peng was about to enter Xiaoxiao's body, the door was slammed open.

"What are you doing?" said a young man in a police uniform.

As soon as he saw the police coming, Brother Peng was so frightened that he suddenly softened.

But whether the person was wearing a police uniform or a security uniform, Brother Peng was frightened, and he didn't see it clearly.

"Little sister, don't cry," the young "policeman" said to Xiaoxiao, "tell me, what's going on?"

He ...... This damn fat man...... He ......," Xiaoxiao cried.

"What's wrong with him?" the policeman asked.

Hearing the "police" ask this, Xiao Xiaobai found that she was naked, and quickly covered her body with a quilt.

He ...... He **** me!" Xiaoxiao cried in pain.

"Not really. Brother Peng hurriedly defended loudly, "It's not what she said, she was originally a young lady!"

"your fart!" Xiaoxiao cried, "I'm a technician in a foot massage shop!"

"Is it a young lady who works in a foot massage shop?" Xiaoxiao cried and asked the "policeman", "He is too insulting!"

"I'm talking about you comrade," the "policeman" said to Brother Peng very seriously, "Who said that all the people in the foot massage shop are young ladies?

Brother Peng told the "policeman" what happened last night again.

Xiaoxiao strongly objected.

"He lied!" Xiaoxiao said, "Last night he came to our foot massage shop to do foot care, saying that my skills are good, and he wants to add me as a WeChat friend." I added him, and he said that he came to Chongqing alone, and he didn't know where to have fun, so he asked me to be his tour guide. I asked for leave to come out and be his tour guide. Look. This is our WeChat chat history. ”

"Also, he bought me clothes at Ciqikou and said thank me. As a result, he has a purpose!" Xiaoxiao cried and said, "I'm only 20 years old, tell me how to be a person in the future?

I'm a mom to you! Completely reversing black and white, and saying a few things nonsense! Brother Peng was angry, but he was helpless.

"Even if you state the truth," the policeman said solemnly to Brother Peng, "then you are also suspected of soliciting prostitution and should also be punished." ”

"But," the "policeman" added, "there is a big gap between what this lady says and what you say. Please come with us!"

"If the investigation finds out that you are ****, you have violated the criminal law. "Police" said.

"I have proof that he is ****!" Xiaoxiao said.

"Do you have evidence?" the policeman was overjoyed, "If there is evidence, you can convict him directly." Sin didn't run away!"

It's obviously blackmail! Brother Peng understands at this time, and he's a immortal! Lao Tzu has been made into a cage!

Since it is an immortal jump, it is nothing more than seeking wealth.

"Little sister, you can't talk nonsense. "Knowing the details of the other party, Brother Peng is full of confidence and has the chance to win.

Xiaoxiao sneered, "If I don't have evidence, I'll talk nonsense?!" After speaking, he turned on his phone.

Paralyzed, I actually recorded a video!

"Mr. Officer. "The video shows that we did it voluntarily. ”

"Voluntary?" Xiaoxiao asked, "**** is also voluntary?"

"It's not voluntary, why did you tell me to wash it first?" Brother Peng asked rhetorically.

"I'm delaying the army!" Xiaoxiao said, "You didn't see your monkey hurry?"

"There is already ample evidence that you have been suspected of ****!" said the "policeman" with his handcuffs.

Paralysis, come to the real thing!

To be honest, Brother Peng is still a little scared. Even if this cop is fake. In case the dog jumps over the wall in a hurry and takes this video to report the crime, he won't be able to escape!

What to do?

What can I do but pay for it!

"That, comrade officer. Brother Peng accompanied the smiling face, "Can you not go through the legal process?"

"What do you mean?" said the policeman, "breaking the law and smiling." ”

"Whether or not to go through the legal process depends on the wishes of the parties. "Police" said.

It seems that there is a play! Brother Peng was overjoyed.

"Uncle policeman," Xiaoxiao sobbed, "It's all ****, why don't you arrest and sentence?, what do you all mean?!"

"Little sister," Brother Peng said in a low voice, "Look, I'm a little stronger, but I haven't caused you substantial damage." ”

"What does it mean that there is no substantial damage?" Xiaoxiao was very angry, "Look at my body, there are scars everywhere, isn't it called injury?"

"No, I mean ......" Brother Peng said, "**** attempt." ”

"Look at you," Xiaoxiao pointed to Brother Peng and said to the "police", "He himself admits that he is a ****!"

"**** attempt. "Police" corrected.

"Are you going to settle it here, or are you going to follow me to the police station?" the police asked.

If you solve it here, it is private, and when you go to the police station, it is public. It's easy to talk about it privately, and use money to eliminate disasters; it's hard to talk about it when it's public, and it's hard to get jailed!

Forget it, lose your wealth and avoid disasters, lose your wealth and avoid disasters!

"Let's fix it right here. Brother Peng said.

"Alright, you can fix it. The "policeman" said, "But please hurry up, I still have the police." After speaking, he sat on the chair next to him and watched the two perform.

"Little sister, my actions today have really hurt you. Brother Peng said sincerely, "How do you think I can compensate you?"

"Compensation, what compensation?" Xiaoxiao said, "How do you want to make up for it?"

Paralyzed! I want to be a bitch and set up an archway, and I make myself so noble and holy!

The other party's purpose is money. But I can't take the initiative to say that word. As soon as the word "money" was spoken, it was passive. No amount of money you come up with is enough. It's like bidding, the target is known by the other party, and you still play a ball.

"You can make up for it as you like. Brother Peng said very sincerely, "I will try my best to cooperate." ”

"I don't understand what you mean. "Xiaoxiao is determined to install this place to the end.

"Comrade police officer, what do you see?" Brother Peng had no choice but to ask for help from the "policeman".

"I don't think you can solve this solution for seven days and seven nights. The "policeman" pretended to be angry, "I see that you went to the police station to solve it, and it was very fast, and everything was solved." Let's go, two, come with me. ”

Brother Wu, who was forced into the corner by two liars, had no choice but to say the word "money".

"That's it, little sister. Brother Peng said, "I'll give you some financial compensation." ”

"Financial compensation?" Xiaoxiao was cute and confused, "Do you mean money?"

Brother Peng nodded.

"Money?" Xiaoxiao asked, "How much are you going to compensate?"

"You say, you say. Brother Peng sighed in a low voice and said very flatteringly.

"One hundred thousand!" Xiaoxiao said, "Can you get one hundred thousand?"

Brother Peng was taken aback, he didn't expect the other party's teeth to be so deep.

"One hundred thousand?!" Brother Peng said in surprise.

"Are you willing to pay 100,000 yuan, or are you willing to go to jail?" Xiaoxiao asked fiercely.

Brother Peng wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, and resolutely said as if he were dead, "Go to prison." ”

The "policeman" coughed a few times, as if to remind Xiaoxiao not to have such deep teeth.

Xiaoxiao was clever, and as soon as she heard the "policeman" cough, her tone immediately softened.

"Forgive you for not being able to take out 100,000!" Xiaoxiao said, "50,000, not a single cent is missing!"

You're paralyzed! Lao Tzu will give 50,000 yuan?! Brother Peng has made up his mind.

"Officer, you'd better take me away. "I'd rather go to jail." My family is poor, and I can't afford to come up with so much money. Besides, if I do such a shameful thing, my wife will not pay to save me. ”

"You're a liar. Xiaoxiao said, "Didn't you say how big a restaurant you opened in Yichang? Didn't you say how good the business of the restaurant was? You can't get the 50,000 yuan? You lie to the ghost! Besides, how can you have a wife? The first wife died, and the second wife ran away with someone. You said you wanted me to be my third wife. ”

"I really can't take out 50,000 yuan. Brother Peng said with a bitter face.

"And how much can you get?" said the "policeman" acted as a peacemaker.

"I really don't have any money!" Brother Peng dug out all his pockets and trouser pockets, and he didn't get a hundred yuan for a few pieces.

"That's all. Brother Peng said helplessly.

"Who still brings a lot of cash now?" Xiaoxiao mocked, "Who doesn't know that it's all in their phones." ”

"What kind of money is put in the phone?" Brother Peng looked confused, "How can the money be put in the phone?"

"Don't pretend!" Xiaoxiao was very impatient, "Didn't you pay with Alipay last night? Still playing dumb here. ”

Brother Peng is silent, anyway, the dead pig is not afraid of boiling water.

"So," the "policeman" began, "I don't see that you have been harmed in any real way. Everybody take a step back, 10,000!"

Brother Peng scolded in his heart, this is fucking blackmail with open fire!

But the mobile phone is controlled by them, and they can't record and collect evidence, let alone video.

The old driver, who has been driving for decades, actually capsized in the gutter!

In the end, under the wrestling of the two sides, Brother Peng paid 5,000 yuan.

It's really fucking unlucky! When Brother Peng talked to Yuan Man about it, he was still angry.

Brother Peng encountered an immortal jump, and it became a joke in their circle, and it spread for a while.