Chapter 25: You Dare to Eat Rice Noodles

The recent food of the three teams has plummeted, especially the breakfast is even more inedible, every day is the porridge of the waves of Penghu, and there is a pickle with broken kohlrabi, the staple food is the big steamed bun in the north day after day, not even an egg, it really makes people's appetite greatly reduced, and it hurts to look at the three old people's heads.

The person in charge of the logistics of the three teams is called Gao Debao, and he is also the driver of the captain of the three teams, Yang Dequan, this guy heard that he is the brother-in-law of the leader of a certain company, and he is very arrogant and domineering with this layer of relationship.

Since there is a backer in this company, Gao Debao and the driver of the third team are in charge of the food, and the people of the third team have begun to have a hard time, and the food is very poor, the food fee of fifteen yuan is estimated to be less than five yuan in the mouth, and the remaining ten yuan is stuffed into the waist bag by Gao Debao, the kid.

Gao Debao not only deducted the food expenses of the big guy, he also treated the big guy with his nostrils facing the sky, no one wanted to take his car, except for the captain Yang Dequan, the rest of the people didn't plan at all, and it was even more difficult to use his car than to climb to the sky.

This goods obviously saw a colleague on the road, he just didn't take everyone for a ride, you don't have to piggyback, you just pretend not to see it and jump over, this kid is not like this, he also deliberately honked the horn from afar, deliberately lowered the car window, and deliberately shouted to his colleagues.

"Hey, you bastards want to hitchhike, don't you?"

I was so angry that the big guy's molars hurt, and I couldn't wait to chop this Gao Debao as a big pickle that morning, eat it in my stomach, and then pull it out in the bud rice field, and then let the wild dog eat it, and let the wild dog pull it out, and let the goods suffer again and again.

The colleagues of the third team hate Gao Debao, as if the common people hate the little Japan who bullied us even more, and they really gritted their teeth.

However, Gao Debao was so arrogant, he was powerful in the third team, and the food was in a mess, but no one dared to come forward to complain about him, even the captain Yang Dequan turned a blind eye and pretended that this qiē did not happen.

It is better to learn to be patient, this is the unanimous opinion of the people of the three teams, and the work is not easy, but you can't offend people and lose your job.

The tolerance of the three teams made Comrade Gao Debao even more arrogant, the food was even worse, and the breakfast was even worse, the old three were about to become two, except for porridge and steamed buns, and the big pickles were canceled.

The food of the three teams is not good, but Comrade Gao Debao is full of oil, he adds food to himself, the kitchen utensils in the room are readily available, all kinds of delicious things are also varied, and the nutritional products dazzle the colleagues, piling up Gao Debao's "turtle room".

Gao Debao never had breakfast in the third team, he drove to Tulou Town for breakfast, this guy has a soft spot for that rice noodles, and must eat that rice noodles every day, the residual taste of rice noodles is very strong, the car driven by Gao Debao is full of the smell of rice noodles, as long as Gao Debao opens the window of the car, the yard of the three teams is filled with a strong smell of rice noodles.

Gao Debao will eat two bowls of rice noodles every morning, one bowl will be eaten in the rice noodle shop, and then another bowl will be brought back, and after returning to the third team for 20 minutes, this product will start to eat the rice noodles brought back again.

Gao Debao didn't eat rice noodles quietly, he ate it with great fanfare, and before eating a bowl of rice noodles, he would pull the broken donkey's throat in the courtyard of the three teams and howl: "Hey, there are no alive, there are no panting, I have delicious rice noodles here, if you want to rub a mouthful, if you want to rub a mouthful, then run out quickly, it will be invalid if it expires!"

As soon as they heard Gao Debao's donkey bark, the colleagues of the three teams gritted their teeth with hatred, and everyone wanted to beat him up for polio, even Gong Xiaobei, the only female comrade in the three teams, wanted to beat Gao Debao wildly.

Of course, the big guys all held back, including the only female comrade, Comrade Gong Xiaobei, the big guys thought so in their hearts, the forest is big and there are all kinds of birds, this Gao Debao is a birdman, and he doesn't have the same knowledge as this kind of bird.

Today, Gao Debao is no exception, the car is parked in the yard, open the car door he is like a routine, tear open his broken donkey's throat and howl: "Hey, there is no life, there is no panting, I Gao Debao is back, I came back with a good rice no, do you want to rub a bite no, expired and invalid, expired and invalid, if you want to eat, hurry up, hurry up!"

Gao Debao is like a ghost crying wolf, there is one person who really can't stand it, this person is Gong Xiaobei, the only female comrade in the third team, she can no longer stand Gao Debao's howl of no one in his eyes, this kind of person is terminally ill, if he is not cured, then my Gong Xiaobei will not be surnamed Gong.

Gong Xiaobei took a basin of cold water and broke out of the door, she wanted to pour Gao Debao's goods into a cold heart, pour him a soup chicken, and let him immediately become a Gao Debao chicken.

As soon as Gong Xiaobei rushed out, there was a person who was faster than Gong Xiaobei, this person was Comrade Gao Feng, the material supervisor of the third team, Gao Feng had already arrived in front of Gao Debao, squinting and smiling at Gao Debao.

"Hehe, Brother Gao, your rice noodles are too fragrant, let me take a bite, since I arrived in the third team, I really haven't eaten a bite of rice noodles, and when I smell this fragrance today, I am salivating." ”

Gao Feng sneered, lowered his eyebrows in front of Gao Debao, just like an ancient eunuch, and Gao Debao is an emperor, seeing Gao Feng patting himself on the back, Gao Debao was in a very happy mood, and immediately raised his face like an old hen who was about to lay eggs, and the eagle's nose was facing the sky.

"Haha, Gao Feng, you really want to take a bite!"

Gao Feng continued to sneer and said, "Brother Gao, I really want to take a bite, you can do it, let me taste it, let me have a good time." ”

Gao Debao squinted at Gao Feng and laughed evilly, this guy shook his body while laughing, as if he had a convulsion: "Haha, Gao Feng, but why should I let you take a bite? You have to give a reason, the reason is right, then I'll let you taste it." ”

Gao Feng said: "Brother Gao, this reason is too sufficient, Brother Gao and I are both surnamed Gao, five hundred years ago it was a family, people say, a family wears a pair of pants, a family does not speak two languages, not a family does not enter the door!

Gao Feng's sycophants are very well shot, this guy is no less than the big corrupt official Prime Minister and Kun during the Qing Dynasty, the kung fu of patting the sycophants is first-class, Gong Xiaobei, who was standing behind him, was covered with goosebumps, she never thought that Gao Feng would be so one-handed patting kung fu, I really underestimated this Gao Feng, he stayed in the third team It was really useless, he should go back to the Qing Dynasty to mix, then you can PK with He Kun, who wins and who loses.

Gao Feng was even happier when he shot it well, and he was also very happy, handed the bowl of rice noodles in his hand to Gao Feng, and at the same time told Comrade Gao Feng: "Gao Feng, for the sake of you patting my ass so comfortably, your brother Gao I agree to let you taste it, but you can only taste one bite, just taste the taste." ”

Gao Feng respectfully took the bowl of rice noodles in his hand, as if receiving an emperor's jade seal from Gao Debao's hand, which was very pious, and Gao Feng also assured Gao Debao.

"Brother Gao, don't worry, I'm not the insatiable person, if I say it's delicious, I'll only take one bite, and I will never take one more bite, haha. ”

Gao Feng's table xiàn annoyed Gong Xiaobei behind him, her lungs exploded, when Gao Feng took Gao Debao's bowl of rice noodles, Gong Xiaobei scolded: "Gao Feng, you poor man, in order to eat a bite of rice noodles, you are so flattering to Gao Debao, are you still alone, if you really want to eat rice noodles, you squeak to this girl, this girl please eat to your heart's content!" The ancients said that they would rather starve to death than be fed by the mouth, and not bend their waists for five buckets of rice, but I didn't expect you to have no backbone, it's really disappointing, if this girl doesn't teach you a lesson, then this girl won't be called Gong Xiaobei!"

After Gong Xiaobei finished scolding, she poured the basin of cold water in her hand towards Gao Feng's body.

Just when Gong Xiaobei poured Gao Feng's cold water, Gao Feng had already made a move, he grabbed Gao Debao's neck, pressed him on the hood of the Poussin car, and at the same time buckled the steaming rice noodles in his hand on Gao Debao's front door.

Gao Feng finished deducting the bowl of rice noodles, and at the same time scolded viciously: "Gao Debao, you bastard, who the fuck has the same surname as you, you are the scum with the surname Gao, you still dare to eat rice noodles, you dare to eat rice noodles with no one in your eyes, and you are invincible in the world."

Lao Tzu can tell you, this young master has put up with you for a long time, and he has long wanted to beat you into a polio certificate, and he has long wanted to beat you into a barrage, so that you can live a life of sexual bliss.

Today, Young Master Ben sued you, if you don't fucking do a good job of food, Lao Tzu will beat you every day, so that you can't take care of your own life, Young Master Ben has already listed a menu for you, you must buy vegetables for Lao Tzu according to the menu, you must have breakfast for one person and two eggs every day, bread fritters and buns are not the same, you must improve once a week, and the beer pipe is enough to drink enough liquor. ”

Gao Debao's face was buckled in the rice noodle bowl, the rice noodles with meatballs and soup poured into his collar along his neck, the clothes were all drenched, and he screamed, Gao Debao hurriedly begged.

"Brother Gao, please spare me, I will do exactly what you say, you give me the menu, if you don't do anything according to the menu, please ask Brother Gao to beat me up for not being able to take care of myself, and beating me for not being able to live a happy life, okay?"

Gao Feng nodded with satisfaction: "Well, Gao Debao, is this just like words, I like such obedient children, you wait, I'll give you the list of columns." ”

Gao Feng let go of Gao Debao and reached out to find the menu listed in his pocket, as soon as he took out the menu, Gong Xiaobei's basin of cold water fell from the sky and fell from Gao Feng's head, and the menu in Gao Feng's hand was poured through at that time.

Gao Feng shook his head vigorously, and yelled at Gong Xiaobei: "Gong Xiaobei, you really know how to choose the time to start, my menu, this is the menu I spent a week out, and it was all ruined in your hands! My pork stewed vermicelli, my chicken stewed mushrooms, and my husband and wife lung slices have all been ruined by you Gong Xiaobei!"