Chapter 723: You Are the Virgin Mary the Pig
The beauties told Gao Feng that the sister who was going to get married was the second sister of Xiaoyue City TV Station, and the so-called second sister was ranked behind Mei Gui's first sister, and her name was Second Sister Yu.
"Yes, is there such a name? It's just called the second sister, and this surname is rare?"
"Yes, this surname is rare, and it is called such a name, which is also rare, but the second sister has always been reluctant to be the second sister, she wants to be the first sister, she dreams of being the first sister of Xiaoyue City TV Station, you may have seen this second sister?"
The beauties asked Gao Feng, and Gao Feng shook his head: "No, I have never watched the TV station in Xiaoyue City, even the TV station in Jiutian Province rarely watches, and I have never seen the second sister." ”
"What do you mean, haven't you even seen me on TV?"
Gao Feng said that he hadn't watched Xiaoyue City TV, he didn't even watch Jiutian Provincial TV Station, he hadn't seen that second sister at all, Xiaoyue City's first sister Mei Gui asked him if he had seen himself, Gao Feng smiled.
"Hehe, do you need to say it? I haven't seen the second sister before, not to mention you, the first sister Mei, I haven't seen it either. ”
"Gao Feng, from now on, you have to see my First Sister Mei, I Mei Zhuo want to buy you a TV, you play Xiaoyue City TV twenty-four hours a day, you have to watch the program hosted by my First Sister Mei every day. ”
Mei Zhuo, the first sister of Xiaoyue City, ordered Gao Feng in an unquestionable tone, she also wanted to buy a TV for Gao Feng, and she must let Gao Feng broadcast Xiaoyue City TV 24 hours a day, and she must watch the programs she hosts.
"Hehe, what's so beautiful about Mei Gui, they said that Xiaoyue City TV station sings all day long, and there are a bunch of strange people singing there, I am most annoyed by singing. ”
"What kind of singing, that's the Xiaoyue City Opera Channel, this girl asked you to play a set of programs in Xiaoyue City, and almost all of that set of programs are hosted by this girl, so you can guarantee to open this channel." ”
"Ah, Mei Zhuo, I'm tired after watching it for a day, so don't look at it, I'm afraid I'll want to doze off when I see you in the future." ”
Mei Gui said: "Hmph, even if you doze off, you can show it to this girl, you don't have to discuss, I'll buy the TV tomorrow, and I'll check you three times a day." ”
"Big sister, I know what programs Gao Feng likes to watch, the program he likes to watch is what station "Don't Disturb If You Come to Chance", I don't know, the guests on that stage are much uglier than us, why does he still watch this show all day long, he probably just wants to go to that stage to be a male guest, and then feel the feeling of ordering beauties on stage, like men like to go to song halls and bathhouses, they like the feeling of beautiful women lining up in front of them and then letting them order. ”
Wang Shangliang told Mei Gui that Gao Feng's favorite show is the program "Don't Disturb If You Are Sincere", this guy almost got into this show, and he probably wants to be a male guest on this stage.
"Yes, every time I go to the material department, this product is there holding a computer to watch this show, watching those female guests drool, once he was drooling at the Japanese fat female guest, and there is an African female guest who also makes him salivate. ”
"That's not it, I can tell you, men like to look at foreign girls, and they want to take advantage of foreign girls, especially Russian beauties. ”
Wang Shangliang mentioned this stubble, and Zhang Aiqing and Gong Xiaobei followed suit, they did often see Gao Feng watching the blind date show "Don't Disturb If You Are Sincere", once she saw this blind date show, Gao Feng was obsessed.
"From tomorrow, you will not be allowed to watch this blind date show, and you will never be allowed to pay the slightest attention to foreign female guests, we have so many local girls, so many of our sisters, then you can still let the fat water flow to the fields of outsiders, you must intercept the fat water." ”
"Okay, big sister, we all responded to your call, in order to prevent the peak of this lump of cow dung from flowing to a foreign country and watering the foreign woman, we decided to confiscate his laptop, and he must apply when he needs to use the laptop. ”
Mei Gui's suggestion was immediately responded to by all the beauties, they wanted to confiscate Gaofeng's laptop, and if Gao Feng needed to use a laptop in the future, he had to apply.
"I'll go, beauties, there's no such thing as you, I'm just such a hobby, and you've been deprived of it, so how can you let me live?"
"Hmph, we will cultivate your other hobbies, such as you can accompany us shopping, accompany us to chase Korean dramas, and the most important one is that you can walk the railroad tracks with us on your back, walking 250 kilometers a day. ”
"I'll go, beauties, this is the last thing this handsome guy wants to do, so please give me a little freedom. ”
"Okay, eldest sister, let's talk about the second sister, we are about to go to the wedding scene, our plan has not been implemented yet, don't you let Gao Feng and others play the role of the ex-girlfriend who will pick up the third brother?"
The sisters were arranging how to cultivate Gao Feng's new hobby, and at this time Miss Bi Yue spoke, and after listening to Miss Yue's words, Gao Feng wondered.
"Bi Yue, what kind of pick up the third brother, what kind of ex-girlfriend, where are we going to pick up the person who calls the third brother? Whose ex-girlfriend am I going to be, am I not your boyfriend?"
Bi Yue's words are very strange, she is picking up the third brother again, and she is an ex-girlfriend, she is a pure man, what kind of ex-girlfriend should she be?
Bi Yue said: "Gao Feng, we are not going to pick up the third brother, this is another person, that is, today's groom Jun, his name is the third brother, this third brother is the most great bastard, he has been coveting our eldest sister, and he has been harassing our eldest sister."
Gao Feng, this third brother is the third male host of Jiutian Provincial TV Station, people also call him third brother, and his name is also called the third brother.
Gao Feng, in order to rectify this third brother, we unanimously decided to let you play his ex-girlfriend, and when the wedding is underway, you will rush over to confess to the third brother, and the task of stirring up the yellow wedding will be handed over to you, didn't you just want to wear yellow, and now I will give you this opportunity. ”
"I'll go, what kind of mess is this, I'll pick up the second sister for a while, I'll pick up the third brother for a while, this surname is also very rare, and you have so many beauties, anyone can be the ex-girlfriend of the third brother, why do you want me to be a pure man as someone's ex-girlfriend?"
When Bi Yue said this, Gao Feng looked unwilling, what kind of idea is this, there are so many ready-made beauties, why bother to let yourself dress up as a woman.
"Gao Feng, you're still a man, no, you didn't listen to me just now, then the third brother is a great man, as long as he sees a beautiful woman, he will be lustful, he will try his best to take advantage of others, do you want to take advantage of our sisters?"
Bi Yue wrenched his face and said, Gao Feng replied: "Oh, then I will definitely not let you, whoever dares to take advantage of you, I will not be in a hurry with anyone." ”
All the beauties shouted in unison: "What, whoever takes advantage of us, you don't have to worry about anyone." ”
Gao Feng said: "Hehe, I mean, whoever dares to take advantage of you, I will be in a hurry."
However, if I were a man dressed as a woman, I wouldn't be recognized by the third brother, not to mention how obvious my flat head is. ”
Gao Feng touched his hair more than an inch long, he was still quite confident in his male and female makeup, maybe he was much more beautiful than ordinary women, he was just worried about his small flat head, such short hair, it was not obvious at a glance.
"Gao Feng, don't worry about this, we have prepared it for you, although there are many women with short hair now, and there are even women with bald heads, but we still don't want you to be a woman with short hair, we have wigs here, and we have prepared these things to dress up as women. ”
Wang Xiaoyue held a wig cover and put it on Gao Feng's head, and Yan Ruyu took a fierce cover worn by a woman and put it on Gao Feng, which was a little tight and tight.
"Hey, you want to strangle me, your murder cover is too small, can you change it to a large one?"
Gao Feng was strangled and screamed, and all the beauties looked at the young woman Ma Lanhua.
"Sister Orchid, it seems that the murderous cover sold here is too small, and this can only be used by you. ”
Ma Lanhua, the first sister of Fengchen, didn't say a word, she relieved the murder cover in front of all the beauties, and then pulled it out of her chest, so frightened that Gao Feng quickly turned her face away.
"Sister Orchid, if you want to solve the murder cover, you can also say hello!"
The young woman Ma Lanhua said: "Hehe, Brother Gao, your sister is used to it, and your sister doesn't treat you as someone else, so she treats you as a brother, so there's nothing to avoid suspicion." ”
Yan Ruyu tied the murderous cover of the young woman Ma Lanhua to Gao Feng, and Gao Feng found that the murderous cover of the young woman Ma Lanhua was just right, and the fierce cover also carried the body temperature of the young woman Ma Lanhua and her body fragrance.
Gao Feng thought to himself, now I have the perfume of the young woman Ma Lanhua on my body, and I don't know if her perfume is poisonous?
The beauties dressed up Gao Feng, stuffed two Tianjin dogs in the murderous cover of the young woman Ma Lanhua, and set it off with pads, and a meaty smell of the buns wafted to Gao Feng's nose, and Gao Feng said.
"Beauty, I'm feeling hungry now, aren't you afraid that I'll eat this bun?"
After all the Gao Feng was modified and dressed up, a new Gao Feng comrade stood in front of the beauties, and all the beauties screamed when they looked at Gao Feng's new appearance.
"My God, Gao Feng, you are so beautiful, you are so beautiful, you are like a Russian miss, you are even more beautiful than the current Miss World, the current Miss World is extremely ugly, you are much better than them!"
The beauties also held a big mirror, let Gao Feng stand in front of the mirror, Gao Feng found that he had really become a woman with all kinds of amorous feelings, and he was still scratching his head in front of the mirror.
"Sisters, do you see that this girl is beautiful, you don't look like the Virgin Mary. ”
"Gao Feng, that's not it, you're so beautiful, you're not the Virgin Mary, you're the Virgin Mary's pig!"
All the beauties couldn't look past Gao Feng's sassy appearance, and they all pinched Gao Feng's arm and scolded.
"Beauties, this handsome guy is dressed as a woman, so who will play Mei Gui's best man?"
"Hehe, of course it's me!"
"Hehe, of course it's us!"
The policewoman Wang Xiaoyue said with a smile, and the rest of the beauties also smiled.
"Ah, does Mei Gui need so many groomsmen?"
"Of course she can use it, she is the first sister of Xiaoyue City, how can one best man be enough, she needs more than 20 groomsmen." ”