Chapter Sixty-Nine: The Second Monkey Family
Huang Mao and his party were just about to make a move, but without waiting for my orders, Brother Yu and Liu Bang immediately rushed into the crowd and killed them for several minutes.
Brother Yu is known as a tough guy of "ten thousand enemies" on the battlefield, and his skills naturally need not be said, Liu Bang has grown up from a small mixer, and he has never fought in a group at a glance, and he will greet him to death when he shoots, and he is also a ruthless person.
I saw the two of them weaving through a pile of people, Huang Mao and the others were torn apart by two people like pieces of paper, it seems that my oolong nipple grabber is useless.
"I'm tired of my mother—"
I grabbed the brick and slapped it on the fat man who was pretending to be dead, and said to him menacingly, "What about the money that the monkey lost to you?"
The fat man had a hideous expression on his face, and said stiffly: "You dare to move me to try, I'm Brother Tiger's person, don't be too arrogant-"
"Bang-"
I once again showed my great work on the fat man, and the fat man said that he was very aggrieved, looked at me and said, "In the inside, in the inside, in the inside." ”
I winked, and the monk smiled and ran into the house, this kind of thing this guy ran faster than anyone else.
"Hammer, the money is there. The monk waved the passbook in his hand.
I stood up and said to the fat man in the style of a big brother: "If you admit this matter today, it will be a page, if you don't admit it, even if you can come to me, I will live in-"
After giving my address and name, I waved my hand at a few people and took the lead and walked away.
On the way back, Xiang Yu, who was sitting in the co-pilot, looked at me and asked, "Brother Hammer, why haven't I heard of the address you reported?"
Liu Bang laughed a few times and said: "You don't understand this, Brother Hammer reported the address and name of the old bald donkey, this group of guys will definitely not give up, if you go to Brother Hammer when the time comes, won't the old bald donkey in the hospital be unlucky?"
I glared at Liu Bang and asked, "Bangzi, how do you know about this?"
"It was my sister-in-law who told us. The monk added on the side.
I glanced at the monkey in the rearview mirror, and the guy was cowering in the corner without saying a word, as if thinking about something.
"Great Sage, how about it, do you still have money, if you don't have it, I still have some here, and you can play a little bigger next time you play cards, but you lost hundreds of thousands, so little money is too little. I scoffed as I drove.
No way, when I was a child before, I also hated the cynical communication of parents, but for people like monkeys, uh no, for monkeys like monkeys, you have to taunt it, provoke it, and don't let it do anything big, it won't change its mind at all, I've enlightened monkeys before, but what I say is not painful, and people take you seriously at all.
This time I was really angry, the money that the monkey took to play cards was my passbook, and this guy took out the passbook and used it without my knowledge, which is really a bit excessive, so I must seize this opportunity to educate the monkey well.
The monkey was not stupid, he could understand that I was mocking him, but he kept his face gloomy and did not speak.
"This time we found out in time, you just suffered a little skin injury, but what if we don't find out?" I hardened my tone, "Have you ever thought about the consequences of your irresponsible behavior? Let me tell you once again, this is not your Huaguo Mountain, if you want to stay here, you must abide by the rules here!"
The monkey furrowed his brows and roared, "I'm not unfamiliar here, you send me back!
"What kind of place do you think this is?," I said coldly, "Monk, can you take care of your apprentice?!"
The monk smiled embarrassedly, and then begged to look at the monkey as if it were a monkey.
"What the hell are you coaxing your girlfriend?" I yelled behind the wheel, "louder!"
"Wukong, you can't be naughty anymore!" the monk raised his voice.
“……”
I finally knew why the monkey was so bold, and I was a little skeptical that the monk was deliberately indulging the monkey and then letting the monkey fight with the heavenly one.
I'm also quite helpless about what happened to the monkey, he doesn't know anything now, all the memories are imprisoned by Rulai, what Journey to the West is a reincarnation and what Ah Lian is his crush This guy doesn't know, we can't tell it all at once, and his temper is so stubborn, so this thing is really not easy to deal with.
"Brother Monkey, I don't blame you, if you want to play cards for entertainment, OK no problem, our family doesn't have a big money, there is still some small money, I can give it to you." I tried my best to make my tone sound softer, "You said that you are good, you don't say hello, take my passbook and run out to play cards, your nature has changed, do you understand gambling? Whose money is blown by the wind, the hundreds of thousands are not what I have worked hard to earn, today is fortunately Bangzi and Brother Yu, if they are not there, what will you do? What about the money?"
The monkey's expression became more and more angry, and he looked at me and yelled, "Isn't it because of that little bit of broken money?!
When I heard this, I was also a little angry, so I said, "Okay, if you really have the ability, then you can go and make money, monk, look at how much money is in the passbook——"
The monk's expression was a little helpless, and he didn't dare to say anything at this time, so he had to lower his head and look at the numbers on the passbook.
"Don't look at it, it's a total of 800,000 yuan. I opened my mouth and said, "You show it to him, lest you say that I will shake him, monkey, this is what you said, if you have the ability, go out and earn this money back, I relied on Bangzi and Brother Yu to save you back today, don't you always say that you are very good, you have the ability to go out and make money, return this money to Bangzi and Brother Yu, people are not in vain!"
After the car stopped in the small courtyard, the monkey scratched his ears and cheeks in anger, pointed at me and shouted: "Wang Dazhu, you wait for me! A month, within a month, if I don't put 800,000 yuan in front of you, I won't be called Sun Wukong!"
"Okay, okay, you're awesome, we'll see you when the time comes. I yelled angrily.
The monkey stopped talking, turned around and got out of the car and walked towards the house, and was tripped by Bajie on the way, so angry that the monkey kicked Bajie's buttocks.
"Neurotic," Bajie said, holding the instant noodles, "I really should have sent you to the Erqi Monkey Department." ”
In the car, the monk looked at me with a somewhat embarrassed face, like a fish in his throat, and he couldn't say what he wanted to say.