I was completely shocked to see Ah Lian hugging the monkey and kissing it......

The picture is so beautiful that I can't bear to look at it directly, I know Ah Lian, you have been waiting for the monkey for a long time, but you won't pounce on each other to kiss you, right? The most important thing is that what you have now is my body......

It's so basic that I can't even stand it.

Even more shocked than I was the monkey, who stared at Ah Lian with wide eyes, completely unaware of what he was supposed to do at this time.

After about three seconds, I saw that the hair on the monkey's body began to stand on end one after another, and the monkey's expression became more and more gloomy and hideous, and I guess he had never been so insulted that he would be kissed by a man......

Now I'm afraid that the monkey will get angry and knock Ah Lian to death with a stick - in that case, won't my body become tofu scum, so how can I change it back?

So I hurriedly said to Chu Chu in my heart to activate the time and space shuttle function, but at this time, the monkey finally reacted, kicked Ah Lian away, and then kept spitting on the ground, as if he had suffered great humiliation just now.

"Monk, let them stop!"

I opened my mouth to shout, and the monk was just about to recite the mantra when the monkey pointed to his head with a stick and said, "If you dare to recite it again, I will crush your head first!"

The monk immediately smiled and spread his hands, indicating that he was very innocent.

Immediately after, the monkey turned around, raised his head to stare at Ah Lian on the ground, and said obediently: "Damn-"

Just when all of us were in a rut, Qiu Yue suddenly pointed to the monkey and said, "Don't let him hit people, I'll tell you how old I am." ”

Bajie nodded with a smile, stabbed the nail rake to the ground, and said loudly: "Monkey, flash aside, don't affect me-"

"Bang-"

The monkey passed with a stick, and Bajie disappeared.

The gate of time was about to open, and I was afraid that it would be too late, so I hurriedly said to the monk, "Recite the mantra quickly!

The monk couldn't care so much, and directly recited the mantra, as soon as he thought like this, the monkey really couldn't stand it, and his head hurt so much that he couldn't even hold the stick.

"Qiuyue, Ah Lian, come and catch me!" I shouted.

Although the woman Qiuyue was a little scared and stupid, she also understood that we were going back at this time, so she hurriedly ran over, although Ah Lian was injured, but fortunately, she was a demon, and she was still much faster than us mortals in action, so she also hurried back.

"Monk, find a way for the monkey to catch us. ”

The monk swished over, wanting to carry the monkey's stick, but found that it was too heavy to carry, so he thought about it and reached out and knocked the monkey's head, and scolded: "You dead monkey, come and beat me, beat me-"

The monkey's expression was hideous, and it was extremely terrifying.

The monk ran back with a grin and grabbed my arm.

At this time, the monk no longer recited the mantra, and the monkey was no longer restrained, so he immediately grabbed the stick and rushed over, and smashed it directly at the monk.

It was also at this time that a huge body flew in the distance, Bajie rushed over with a nail rake, and before the monkey could react, he was hit by Bajie, and the two of them smashed directly into the middle of the four of us.

The door of time opens, and the magical journey through time begins again.

The moment we returned home, several of us were smashed to the ground, no way, Bajie's body is really not covered.

I got up from the ground, quickly pulled the monk up, and said, "Recite the mantra quickly, the monkey should be angry!"

At this time, several of them sat up from the ground, their expressions very different, some of them were the joy of returning to the modern era, and some were the doubts of seeing the new environment.

The monkey jumped up from the ground, he pointed at the monk and said coldly, "What did you scold me just now?"

The monk shrank his head, lowered his voice and said to me, "The last thing a monkey likes is that others scold him for being a dead monkey." ”

After finishing the matter, the monk looked at the monkey again and said, "No, I'm asking if you've eaten, Wukong." ”

"Dead monkeys?"

The monkey grinned and sneered, his fists clenched at the same time.

"Monk, recite the mantra quickly!"

I guess if the monkey gets angry, he can directly demolish my small villa, and then I will really be GG.

The monk clasped his hands together and immediately began to chant the scriptures.

A flash of fear flashed in the monkey's eyes, and he reached out to cover his head, then screamed in pain.

I let out a long breath, and luckily the monkey was afraid of this.

The monkey suddenly lowered his hand and looked at me with a relaxed expression, his expression tinged with a hint of mockery, as if he were mocking a mortal like me.

My eyes widened, and I patted the monk and shouted, "You're reciting a false scripture, aren't you? Why aren't the monkeys afraid?!"

The monkey's expression was hideous, and he laughed and said, "Okay, monk, I didn't expect you to have this day, right?!"

The next second, I heard the monkey's fist creaking.

"My grandson is going to kill you today!" the monkey roared grimly, "to show you what the price of teasing me like a dog is!"

As he spoke, the monkey waved his hand and made a gesture of grabbing the stick in the air, and the golden hoop stick should have jumped directly from the ground to his hand at this time, but a strange scene appeared......

The golden rod lay quietly on the ground, without the slightest sign of jumping.

"Get up!" the monkey shouted, with a somewhat deflated expression.

There was still no movement from the golden hoop stick, and the monkey was in a hurry, and roared, "Get up!"

The woman Qiuyue was impatient, got up from the ground and slapped it, and directly knocked the monkey to the ground.

"Bed-groove-"

My eyes widened, staring at Qiu Yue, and for a while I was regarded as a celestial, this woman slapped the monkey and turned it over?

The monkey struggled to get up from the ground, looked at his hands and said, "What's the matter?

The monk patted his head and said to me, "I was stupid by you just now, we all forgot about it, we all have no spells here, so the tightening spell has no effect." ”

It dawned on me that it was no wonder that the monkey would be slapped on the ground with a slap, it turned out that there was no magic.

"Okay, okay, don't fight, don't know each other, since you came to my house, then you will be my hammer's guest in the future. I looked at the group of people with a grin and said, "Come down with me, let's have a small meeting and discuss the future." ”

At this time, a man suddenly ran upstairs, stood at the top of the stairs and shouted to me from afar: "Brother Hammer, the TV is not out of the villain, can you help us see what's wrong." ”