[Today's first update!]

Xiao Lin said proudly: "I'm just so powerful, now I know?"

Wang Rui smiled bitterly: "I know, so what now?"

Xiao Lin shrugged and said, "Face the reality and let it be......"

"Brothers, let's go! I didn't expect this to be a prostitute den? What kind of master is this? What is Wang Xiaotianshi? It's just a small piece of! Brothers, let's go home quickly!" At this moment, in the midst of the hustle and bustle of shouting and scolding, several little Taoist priests left Wang Xiaotianshi and walked away. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

"Damn, it's on fire, and your subordinates have run away? You even figured it out just now?" Wang Rui's eyes fell out now.

Xiao Lin nodded indifferently, meaning that this is nothing.

Wang Rui smiled bitterly: "Ah, this is nothing......? What else can be calculated?"

Xiao Lin smiled evilly: "I can still figure out that someone's mobile phone is secretly photographing beautiful women, but the phone rings...... Let the beauty find out that she was secretly filmed......"

"Ah, my mobile phone? Damn, it turns out that all this is caused by mobile phones! Master, I'm sorry for you! I'm the cattle thief for a long time? I'm the one who made you unjustified!" Wang Rui ran crazy like crazy!

"Where are you going? Looking for death, you, and you want to snatch back the phone from those crazy women?" Xiao Lin stepped forward and grabbed Wang Rui.

At this time, Wang Xiaotianshi ran over and shouted, "Wang Rui, run! You have a photo of you on your phone, right?"

"What do you mean...... Damn!" Wang Rui turned his head and ran wildly with Wang Tianshi!

Xiao Lin sneered, smiled disdainfully, and then his smile suddenly stiffened, and said sadly: "Damn, foolish, that broken phone also has a photo of me! Oh, I'm a mother! Oh, I'm a brain!"

Xiao Lin swooped after speaking, it was definitely faster than a rabbit!

Wang Xiaotianshi, who was running like a dead dog, stuck out his tongue, saw Xiao Lin's figure swishing in front of him...... He rubbed his eyes in disbelief, and then panted and said, "Damn, Wang Rui...... You say he's sick...... Terminally ill, do you want to learn qigong from me?"

Wang Rui gasped more than a dog: "Ah, yes......"

Wang Xiaotianshi was crazy and vomited blood: "Immeasurable Tianzun, you are a celestial venerable, you are faster than Liu Xiang when you are terminally ill, do you want to verify Einstein's theory of relativity if you don't suffer from a terminal illness?"

Wang Rui rolled his eyes and said, "Master, you really can do it, and you still understand Einstein's egg theory...... Master, my classmate is divisive...... Pretty accurate, right?"

"Quasi!TM quasi-big!" Wang Xiaotianshi said this, gritting his teeth.

"That'...... Are you going to worship him as a teacher? It's crazy! Who is the Heavenly Master and who is the student?" Wang Rui couldn't laugh or cry now.

"No! I'm going to ...... Take him as an apprentice!" Wang Xiaotianshi cut the railway.

"Ah......" Suddenly, Xiao Lin, who surpassed Liu Xiang in front and was about to catch up with the United States, fell to the ground!

Falling to the ground, Xiao Lin also muttered: "I'll take your lungs, Master Wang Xiaotian is convinced! I've seen shameless, but I've never seen you so shameless!"

After Xiao Lin, Wang Rui, and Wang Xiaotianshi hurriedly escaped, the fire truck soon arrived and launched a vigorous firefighting campaign.

Next, police cars and ambulances also heard the news, today is the temple fair of Baiyunguan, crowded with people, what if something happens?

Xiao Lin shook his head, thinking that he was really accurate, this can be called the best fortune telling, right? However, Xiao Lin is also running in a mess now, otherwise it will be troublesome, peeping!

After all, Wang Xiaotianshi was familiar with the terrain, and he took Xiao Lin and Wang Rui to a safe place that ordinary people could not find.

Wang Xiaotianshi looked at Bai Yunguan with thick smoke billowing out, and he really beat his chest and cried and shouted! This is his hard work for many years, could it be burned like this?

"Master, this ...... I've hurt you. If I hadn't come, you wouldn't have such an unwarranted disaster......" Wang Rui seemed to have discovered his conscience and took the initiative to admit his mistakes, which seems to be a good classmate.

To Xiao Lin and Wang Rui's surprise, Wang Xiaotianshi did not get angry with Wang Rui, he looked at Wang Rui, wiped away his sweat and tears for Wang Rui and said, "Hey, silly boy, what are you talking about?" Master, I am alone, for so many years, you are the only unsuccessful nominal apprentice...... Actually, you're like my son. Usually I'm strict with you, and I'll talk about you if you make a little mistake. But there is no way to do it today, this is fate! What's the use of blaming you now?"

"Master, you are so kind to me...... But today's incident is really my fault, Master, just scold me a few words, otherwise I will feel uncomfortable......" Wang Rui looked at Wang Xiaotianshi, who was suddenly magnanimous, and his heart was a little furious. I wondered if my master had been seriously stimulated to become an abnormal human being, and if that was the case, it would be a great sin.

Wang Xiaotianshi scolded with a smile: "Stinky boy, if you don't scold you, you're still uncomfortable?

Wang Rui touched his head and laughed. Master scolded, it's normal.

Xiao Lin joked at this moment: "Oh, Wang Xiaotianshi, Wang Dao Chang is really an immortal Dao! This mind is so wide, so big, so warm, and so touching!"

Wang Xiaotianshi looked at Xiao Lin and said angrily: "Big you, warm your head, I'm not a woman......! As soon as you come, my family will be ruined and my wife will be separated! Do you say that you were my nemesis in my previous life? If it weren't for my apprentice Wang Rui's sake, I would have repaired you today!"

Xiao Lin looked at Wang Xiaotianshi like this, and said with a smile: "Ah, this is annoyed and angry? You don't want to kill people, do you? Well, I seem to have heard that you were alone just now, right? Why did your family break up and your wife separated?"

Wang Xiaotian Master said angrily: "Isn't it okay to say that it is miserable? Hmph, don't think that I will let you go so easily! Come here, call Master! Your apprentice seems to have a bit of a future, so it is difficult for him to be a teacher." ”

Xiao Lin was speechless for a while, shook his head and said, "Master, do you know who my master is?" Okay, anyway, I am also a Taoist disciple, and it is still okay to study the Dao together more in the future." Wang Rui, pen and ink waiting, let me give your master a hexagram and see what he should do in the future. After all, we caused this unwarranted disaster. ”

"Ah, you have to calculate the hexagram again? Just now you just counted two hexagrams, and my master is broken...... If it's not dead, if it's the third hexagram...... What will happen?" Wang Rui now has a serious psychological shadow on Xiao Lin's fortune telling.

"Yes, stinky boy, this little heavenly master doesn't need you to pretend to be a good person, and he doesn't need you to tell the hexagram!" Wang Xiaotianshi is now the same as Wang Rui, and he is a little afraid of Xiao Lin's fortune telling. He wasn't afraid that Xiao Lin wouldn't be accurate, but that he was too accurate. Now he is so miserable, if Xiao Lin's third hexagram comes out, will he be wiped out? )