Comparisons are odious.

When Gao Feng took a bamboo pole to pick Gong Xiaobei's underwear and underwear into the bathroom, the colleagues of the three teams who pursued Gong Xiaobei got pink eye, and they spent all their savings to buy piles of snacks but failed to impress Gong Xiaobei's heart, and Comrade Gao Feng's dirty water from a basin of stinky insoles captured Gong Xiaobei's heart, and he really didn't know where to reason.

Gong Xiaobei, who usually rejects people thousands of miles away, didn't expect to be taken down by Gao Feng with a basin of dirty water, and his colleagues realized that the world is so crazy, and cats can still be bridesmaids for mice.

Gong Xiaobei, who was born a stunner, hugged Comrade Gao Feng's small waist tightly, and when Comrade Gao Feng rode the very stylish victory trophy in and out of the courtyard gate of the three teams, a painstaking pain rose in the hearts of his colleagues, and the comrades also gave these two comrades a proper title "a pair of dog men and women", that is, a pair of "sluts".

Today, Gong Xiaobei wants to go to the contract department of the project department to do business, of course, Comrade Gao Feng is indispensable to send her, Comrade Gao Feng took Gong Xiaobei out of the courtyard gate of the third team and went straight to the project department, rode out 500 meters away, and found that there was a row of large stones on the road in front of him, and the motorcycle could not pass.

Who put the rocks, and why? They don't know.

Next to the road is the bud rice field, the people who pass by walking or riding bicycles are going around to the bud rice field and go around to the road, Gao Feng also followed the passers-by to ride the friction car to the bud rice, the motorcycle of the peak just rode into the bud rice field, and suddenly a big pit collapsed in the bud rice field, and the peak and Gong Xiaobei took people to even fall into the big pit.

Gao Feng who fell into the big pit found that this big pit was quite big, with a diameter of about one meter eight and a height of nearly two meters, and the soil around the pit was still wet.

Who dug this big pit? Why did you dig such a big pit? Is digging this big hole the same group of people as putting stones on the road? Is their purpose just to come at themselves? There are so many questions in Gao Feng's head, it seems that he has offended people, and I will have to meet these people who will harm me for a while.

Gao Feng was thinking about so many questions, at this time, two seduction guns reached into the big pit, and pulled Gao Feng and Gong Xiaobei to the ground respectively, Gao Feng had not seen who the people who pulled them were, they had already tied Gao Feng and Gong Xiaobei, and then put two flour bags containing flour on Gao Feng and Gong Xiaobei's heads.

After tying Gao Feng and Gong Xiaobei, these people pushed them to hurry, Gao Feng Shen walked for twenty minutes with one foot and one foot shallow, he also felt that this was a mountain road, and there were many turns and turns on the way, Gong Xiaobei was a little dizzy, and he couldn't find the north at all.

Twenty minutes later, they stopped, and at this time they heard someone talking: "Report to Senior Brother, these two sluts have been brought." ”

When the man finished reporting, one of them said, "Oh, take off the sluts' masks." ”

What kind of mask, it's just two flour bags, after the person finished speaking, two people took off the flour bags on the melon seeds on the heads of Gao Feng and Gong Xiaobei.

After a while, Gao Feng opened his eyes and looked at Gong Xiaobei first, he found that Gong Xiaobei's hair was also white, his eyebrows were also white, and the flour on his face was completely a white-haired witch, Gao Feng couldn't help but smile: "Xiaobei, you have become a white-haired girl." ”

Gong Xiaobei looked at Gao Feng and laughed: "Haha, Gao Feng, you have also become a gray little old man, and your beard is white." ”

When Gao Feng and Gong Xiaobei were giggling, someone shouted loudly: "Stay, what a pair of sluts, death is on the verge of death, and you dare to flirt openly and scold, it's really shameless." ”

Gao Feng raised his eyes to look over, and when he saw that person, and then looked at the people next to him, Gao Feng couldn't help but want to laugh.

It turned out that this was a cave, this cave was quite spacious enough to have a hundred square meters of space, the cave was cleaned very clean, and some lime powder was sprinkled around it, so that the cave was not damp and cold, and there was a wide chair in the middle of the cave, and the chair was draped with a goatskin.

When he saw the goatskin, Gao Feng thought about why the chair was not covered with a tiger skin but a goatskin, because it is too difficult to find a tiger skin now, but the goatskin is quite easy to find, and there are many farmers in Pantuoling Village who raise goats.

On the top of the goatskin chair sat a thin man, about one meter six or eight tall, wearing a mask on his face, Gao Feng couldn't help but want to laugh when he saw this mask, because this person was wearing the mask of the Monkey King.

And on both sides of this person stood two people, these two people are also very thin, not tall and less than one meter six, both of them are wearing masks, one is Zhu Bajie's mask, the other is the mask of Sha Seng, two people are still holding weapons in their hands, a five-toothed nail rake, a crescent Zen staff, in addition to these three people, there are also little demons wearing masks standing on both sides.

"Haha, senior brother, and two senior brothers, you don't want your master to go to the west to learn scriptures, why do you occupy the mountain here as the king?"

Looking at this group of cute little demons, Gao Feng said with a smile.

"Ah stupid, you are a good male slut, you dare to speak out, you are so bold, Bajie Sha Monk, you give them some power, let them kneel. ”

"Get on your knees, get down on your knees. ”

"Senior brother, let you kneel. ”

The man shouted, and two people with the masks of Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng rushed over, one raked Gao Feng's knee with a nail, and the other shoveled Gong Xiaobei's knee with a Zen stick, these two people were really ruthless, Gao Feng and Gong Xiaobei grinned at that time, and fell to the ground with two puffs.

"Stay, let me ask you this female slut, what is your relationship with this male slut?"

The man with the Monkey King mask came to Gong Xiaobei, raised Gong Xiaobei's chin and asked sharply, and at the same time the man muttered to himself: "Drink, little slut, you look very smart, no wonder, it makes this male slut fascinated!"

Gong Xiaobei snorted: "Hmph, what do I have to do with him, why should I sue you?"

"Drink, you female slut has a pretty hard mouth, third junior brother, give me a big punishment, I want to see how hard her mouth is!"

As soon as the man turned around, the man with the mask of the sand monk beckoned to the two little demons behind him: "Children, torture her." ”

Immediately rushed over two little demons, one demon grabbed Gong Xiaobei's hands, and the other demon held a mouse trap to clamp Gong Xiaobei's hands, Gong Xiaobei immediately shouted as soon as he saw the mouse trap: "Senior brother, I recruit me, I have a boyfriend and girlfriend relationship with this male slut, he is my boyfriend, I am his girlfriend." ”

"Haha, count you as a female slut, otherwise you will suffer from flesh and skin, male slut, is what she said true?"

The man with the Monkey King mask laughed, and then asked Gao Feng Dao.

Gao Feng replied, "Senior brother, this is not true. ”

"Okay, you're a peak, it's nothing, what's true or not!"

Before the man with the Monkey King mask could speak, Gong Xiaobei next to Gao Feng opened his mouth and bit his arm fiercely, causing Gao Feng to scream in pain.

"Stay, above the court, you dare to make a mistake, I'm really angry, you are really a pair of dog men and women, what a shameless slut, the second junior brother and the third junior brother, you push the dog head over and give me the dog head of the pair of dog men and women that Pan Jinlian and Chen Shimei hooked up with. ”

The man with the mask of the Monkey King suddenly became angry, screamed in Nawawa, and then ordered the two people next to him to execute Gao Feng and Gong Xiaobei, and the two people wearing the masks of Zhu Bajie and Daisha Monk were still stunned.

"Senior brother, it's not right, Pan Jinlian hooked up with Ximenqing, she doesn't know Chen Shimei, the two of them can't get together?"

"That's right, senior brother, Chen Shimei is very familiar with Bao Gong, he doesn't know Pan Jinlian, they can't hook up together, you are mistaken. ”

"Stay, am I a senior brother, or are you a senior brother, I said that Chen Shimei and Pan Jinlian hooked up, then hooked up, you two don't bother me, quickly push the dog head over and take off the dog head of this pair of sluts. ”

The two people next to him said: "Yes, you are a senior brother, we listen to you." ”

The time is not big, the two people pushed a guillotine, Gao Feng has seen such a guillotine, some farmers still have this kind of guillotine at home, that is, the guillotine for livestock and forage, and it is also somewhat similar to the dog-headed guillotine in the Song Dynasty, the guillotine knife edge pushed by the two people is rusted and rusty, and there are a few blunt gaps in the middle.

The guillotine was pushed in front of Gao Feng and Gong Xiaobei, they raised the guillotine high, and at this time, a few little demons rushed over and pressed the heads of Gao Feng and Gong Xiaobei on the iron frame under the guillotine, and the execution was about to begin.

"Senior brother, as soon as you are ready, you can command. ”

"Alright, open the guillotine. ”

The elder brother raised his right hand in the air and grabbed it as if it were a mosquito, then clenched his fists and shouted loudly.

"Senior brother, you wait, the little one has something to say!"

The guillotine was about to fall, and Gao Feng spoke.

"Hmph, male slut, what do you have to say, say it now. ”

The senior brother snorted and told the two junior brothers to stop for the time being.

Gao Feng said: "Senior brother, if you want to die, let me die, why do you want to kill me, otherwise, I will not be blind to death." ”

The senior brother came to Gao Feng and laughed twice: "Haha, surnamed Gao, okay, I'll let you die to understand, before you die, I'll tell you the reason, you listen well, I can tell you, this is the fate of you using my motorcycle to take other women! This girl's motorcycle does not allow you to take other women!"