"I'm just using an analogy. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info”

Nangong Douling said this, Li Xuan was still not at ease, and only after carefully confirming that there was no wind and grass in the vicinity with his eyes, he showed a sigh of relief.

Nangong Douling couldn't cry or laugh, his clumsiness has reached a certain level, every stupid cell is revealed from his bones, and the actor can't act.

He continued the topic just now, "Douling, your master and apprentice have a falling out, and I am also upset, how can I still be in the mood to laugh at you?"

"Do you really think that I quarreled with my master, just because we were angry with each other? We have been quarreling before, for all kinds of big and small reasons, it is common to fight, but it has never been so serious, I will tell you bluntly, it is after you appear, the relationship between our master and apprentice has become so stiff. ”

Li Xu was surprised, "Why?"

"Let me give you a hint, do you believe that there is such a thing as love at first sight in this world?"

"I don't believe it. ”

"Why don't you believe it?"

"It is impossible for people to fall in love with strangers at first sight, no matter what feelings have to be changed after getting along day and night, if it is just the first time to meet the good feelings, it will be gone in a few days, people must understand each other thoroughly in order to establish a strong relationship. ”

"Your idea is too absolute, some people, just don't need to be so troublesome day and night, a friend of mine said to me, the feeling of people's hearts, just like the eye is pleasing to the eye, you have to be, like the deadly lipstick, if you don't buy it back, you will be uncomfortable, and you can't live your life, and then you rushed into the store with enthusiasm, and immediately bought it, no need to bargain, and you won't compare, you can swipe the card if you say it......"

"Doubell, what the hell are you talking about? You've become this gender, and you still want to buy lipstick?"

"Hey, I forgot that you don't understand the analogy, uncle, I said it bluntly, I actually ......"

Li Xuan listened carefully, "Well, what are you?"

"I was the ...... to you at first sight"

Her words were suddenly interrupted, "Lord Nangong!"

Outside the rooftop, green beans flew in the air, holding a ball of grass in their arms.

Suicao hugged Qingdou's neck tightly, looking miserable, "I'm afraid of heights, this Shishen sister, you put me down quickly." ”

Qingdou went to the rooftop and put the grass on the ground.

Suicao complained: "This rooftop is so dirty, there is mud everywhere!"

She stood on her bare toes in the mud and walked to a slightly cleaner floor tile, with nothing in her arms, her bag and shoes long gone;

There was only a half-wet silk dress on her body, the original fluffy wavy curls were flattened at the moment, her hair was messily stuck to her make-up face, and her mascara was blurred into dark circles around her eyes, like a giant panda.

Qingdou was suspended in mid-air, waiting for Nangong Douling's instructions, light blue flared sleeves and black pleated skirt fluttering slightly in the wind, and his smile showed playful tiger teeth.

Nangong Douling squeezed out his strength to get up and go over, he had a falling out with his master just now, he was in a sad mood, and when he saw his friend, he felt a trace of comfort, and he couldn't help but spread his arms excitedly, wanting to hug Suicao, and wanted to rest on her shoulder for a while.

"Dear da......" Nangong Douling called her jokingly as usual.

With a "snap", Suicao slapped her in the face, this strength came too suddenly, Nangong Douling didn't stand firmly, and threw herself face down into a mess of mud.

"Where did you come from, strange uncle, who dared to rush over and hug me without asking?

When Suicao is gentle, it is like a newborn bird, and when it is soft and snuggled on people, it can make people's hearts and livers tremble, and this trick kills both men and women;

But when she gets angry, it's as bad as hail, and she can crush the other party to death.

Nangong Douling raised her head from the mud and wiped the slimy mud off her eyelids, and her voice sounded like crying.

"I'm Douchi, you idiot. ”

"You might as well say that the earth is square, the bells are women, you are a man, you want to pretend to be her, please shave off your beard first, okay? You fraudster is too unprofessional, and you call me an idiot, you still want to slap me again, right?"

"She's such a bell. ”

Li Xuan came over and helped his niece up, Nangong Douling's face was covered under the black mud, his mouth was aggrieved, his eyebrows were twisted, his face was wrinkled, and he looked like he was about to cry.

Li Xu couldn't hold back his laughter.

"Still laughing! I'm so miserable!" Nangong Douling picked up a piece of mud and threw it in his face, Li Xujie didn't expect it, he didn't dodge, the mud properly covered his face, and his whole body froze.

This time it was Nangong Douling's turn to laugh.

Even Suicao couldn't help laughing, she wiped away the tears from the corners of her eyes and asked Li Xuxuan: "Who are you? Why do you say that this man is a bell? Can you explain, is it the same name and surname?"

Li Xuan didn't answer, and wiped the mud from his eyes with his hand, "It's okay to explain, but please wait a moment." ”

As he spoke, he suddenly picked up a handful of wet mud with both hands, like a cake, and pressed it on Nangong Douling's face.

Nangong Douling's laughter was suddenly stopped, her shoulders trembled excitedly, Li Xu broke off his hand so ruthlessly, he didn't pity the jade at all, and he was angry.

Li Xuan let go of his hand, and was so happy with his masterpiece that he was happy.

He is slow to guess girls, but when it comes to playing pranks, he is called a witty and clever one.

"Hey, you two don't ignore me, just play by yourself, where did the bells go!"

Nangong Douling spit out the crumbled mud in her mouth, still ignoring this best friend, she pointed to the nose of the wooden fish's head, "You're finished, Li Xuxuan." ”

She grabbed a handful of crushed mud with each hand, and Li Xuxuan quickly got up and ran around Suicao, trying to avoid Nangong Douling's attack.

"Hey, hey, don't run behind me, don't bother me, I'm innocent. Suicao raised his hands in a gesture of surrender.

"Don't get in the way!" Nangong Douling complained.

"I don't want to!"

With Suicao in the way, he couldn't catch Li Xuxuan, that guy was like a loach, obviously he had already grabbed the corner of his clothes, and the next second he broke free again.

"Squat!" Nangong Douling ordered, Suicao hurriedly hugged his head and squatted down, Li Xu had no cover, and Nangong Douling took off the two balls of mud and flew away.

Li Xuxuan turned sideways to dodge, and the mud went straight to Qingdou, who hurriedly flew into the air and narrowly avoided it.

"What the hell are you doing? I'm here to meet Douchi, but I'm out of luck when I meet you two freaks who play with mud. ”

Suicao stood up anxiously and glared at Nangong Douling, "My patience is limited, I'll ask you again......"

"Be careful!" Before Nangong Douling's words fell, Suicao looked back and saw a thick ball of mud flying in front of her face.

Li Xuanxuan retracted his hand in front of him, as if he didn't expect to smash the wrong object.