"If you become a woman, what would you have to do?" said one of the presenters, holding the microphone.

"Needless to say, I must have touched myself. ”

The camera panned to another passerby.

"I think it's a nice treat for my roommates, after all, they're nice to me. ”

The camera switches again, and it's still a man.

"I think I'll give it a try with my girlfriend?"

……

This is a street interview I watched a few months ago, and I was still thinking that if I became a woman, I would have to do that kind of disaster for the country and the people.

Now I have indeed become a woman, but the reality is so sad, the red face has not been done, and the disaster is really true.

I was tossed by the woman Qiuyue for most of the night last night, and I was so tired that I fell asleep early, and by the time I opened my eyes again, the sun had already reached my buttocks.

As the sun went up, the sun shone in through the blinds, illuminating the dimly lit room, and when I opened my eyes, the first thing I saw was a person.

A man, a man I know very well.

"Wait a minute—"

Looking at the Wang Sledgehammer in front of me, my head went blank in an instant, how could my body be here?

I hurriedly reached down and touched it, but there was no big bird at all, and it still hurt to touch, so I didn't change it back at all!

According to the time calculation, it should have been replaced a long time ago at this time, but why do I still have Qiuyue's body?

Just as I was about to get up, the man in front of me suddenly opened his eyes, stared at me and smiled, "Where are you going?"

I was so frightened that I immediately shrank back, stared at my body and said, "Ah Lian?"

"It's me. The man spoke suddenly, then grabbed me by the arm and dragged me along.

"What the hell, how did this woman Qiuyue become me?!" I shouted desperately in my heart, "Why is it that only Qiuyue and Ah Lian have swapped bodies, why haven't I and this woman been replaced?"

Qiu Yue pressed me on the bed, stared at me and smiled obscenely: "Wang Da Hammer, you also have today, it falls into my hands, you still want to climb out?"

"Qiuyue, I was wrong, I really can't stand it, this body is yours anyway, can you-"

"Woooooooooo......oo Not there...... Don't get your mouth shut...... Dirty ......"

After a while, the woman Qiuyue leaned on the edge of the bed in short sleeves, holding a cigarette in her hand, and shouted impatiently while smoking: "Don't cry, stinky girl, cry again and see if I don't smoke you!"

"Forget it if you kill me. I shouted.

Qiu Yue smoked for a while, and I looked at her and whispered, "Don't smoke, it's not good for your health." ”

As a result, without saying a word, she turned her head and spit the smoke ring on my face, and said while spitting back: "Do you say that the two of us can change back? Otherwise, don't change it, it's good to be a woman, and I will go out to earn money to support you in the future." ”

"Fart. ”

I kicked her and said, "You want to crush me for the rest of my life?"

"Hahaha, it's good to be able to experience what it's like to be a man. Qiu Yue turned her head and pinched my chin, and smiled lewdly: "Little girl, give Uncle a smile, or I'll beat you up later!"

"You ......"

I reached out to hit the woman, but she immediately grabbed her wrist and pressed it on the bed to do another bit of nonsense.

During this period, someone knocked on the door, it seemed that Zhao Gaolai asked us to go out to eat, but we were scolded by the woman Qiuyue, and no one dared to come again.

Since last night, my body has been ravaged by this woman, and now she has become a man, and she is more unscrupulous towards me, and her methods are becoming more and more brutal, I really can't stand it, especially looking at my own face, I have a feeling of pain.

For two days and three nights, neither of us left the room, during which I tried to escape, but before I could climb out of the house, I was dragged and pressed to the floor by this woman.

Don't ask me why I chose to climb, you've been in a row for so long, it's okay not to collapse.

Qiuyue, this woman, she is simply not as good as a beast, she is not merciful to me at all, and she refuses to let me go when she is about to collapse.

On the third day, she finally agreed to let me out, but we both had been absent from work for several days and had to go to work today.

In the past few days, on the bed, on the floor, in the bathroom, on the table, on the door, in every corner of my room, in any corner you can think of, this woman has done everything to inflict all kinds of inhumane insults on me, with all kinds of inhuman means, but will I give in because of this?

No, this woman is just delusional.

I got dressed, leaned against the wall and walked outside, not eating or drinking for days—not that I hadn't drank, but I wanted to vomit when I thought about what this woman had fed me, and it was like a beast!

This woman was very energetic, and after going out, she swaggered and sat in the restaurant, and immediately began to eat.

I limped out against the wall, gave the woman a vicious look, and then sat down in a random place.

A group of people were having breakfast, and when they saw the two of us coming out, they all kept silent for a while, and the atmosphere was extremely weird.

"Let me introduce you to you, you all know who this is, right?" said Qiuyue, pointing at me.

Everyone thought we had changed bodies, so they said, "Yes, your colleague." ”

Qiu Yue shook her head and said with a smile: "In the future, ......I will be called Sister-in-law Hammer! The Hammer Woman!"

I snorted coldly, didn't debunk the woman's words, and lowered my head to pick up the rice.

After eating, Qiu Yue pretended to be me and explained the affairs of the family to a few people, and then took advantage of the fact that others were not paying attention, gently pinched my buttocks, and said to me, "Let's go, go to work." ”

I looked at her a little confused, what the hell was going on?

It wasn't until this woman drove me out of the villa in my little Mercedes that I came back to my senses, stared at her and said, "How do we two go to work like this?"

"It's very simple, I'll replace you, you replace me. ”

I kicked forward with my foot and said angrily, "How can this work?!"

"Why can't it work?" Qiu Yue said with a grin, "Also, let me tell you, wait for me after work, I'll go over to pick you up and go home together." ”

I sighed, I don't know what to say, Nima seems like this should be what I did, right? Are you really addicted to being a man?

Qiu Yue glanced at me and smiled in a daze: "Go back at night and continue, let you go in and out of the wall!"