Chapter Thirty-Seven: No Fighting, No Fighting
When I saw Ah Lian rushing out of the house in a rage, I knew something bad was wrong.
The current situation is really as I thought, it is not that I and Qiu Yue have been swapped, but that I, Qiu Yue, and Ah Lian have been misplaced.
My soul entered Qiuyue's body, and Qiuyue entered Alian's body, and Alian's body entered my body.
Although I haven't been in contact with Ah Lian for a long time, I know that her personality is still relatively quiet, and she won't do it easily until the critical time.
"Ah Lian" first knocked down the monk, and then rushed towards the "hammer", which is now Ah Lian.
Qiuyue, this woman must hate me very much now, she just drank the monk's water, mixed with me, and then woke up, she found that she had become another woman.
She thought it was my ghost, so she pointed the finger at me, of course, at this time she didn't know that I was no longer me, so when she rushed in front of me, she directly chose to bypass me, and then slapped Ah Lian with a slap.
Although she is Ah Lian's body now, I can be sure that this is the woman of Qiu Yue, after all, she used this trick to descend the dragon eighteen palms on me in the office before, and she almost didn't shoot me to death.
Ah Lian didn't know the contradiction between the two of us before, and now she had the body of a hammer, so when she saw Qiu Yue rushing towards her, she was just a little confused.
After all, we haven't been able to adapt to our new body yet, and in Ah Lian's eyes, it was she who rushed towards herself, so she subconsciously thought that there was no danger.
"Whoosh-"
But when Qiu Yue slapped out, Ah Lian still moved, I thought that after all, people are goblins, and if you want to say that you are still not as good as others, even if you have someone else's body now.
"Smack-"
However, what stunned me was that Ah Lian just stretched out her hands and made a gesture, it was the kind of gesture that cast a spell, and the gesture was made, but it was slapped away by Qiu Yue.
It's called a pain in my heart, hitting Ah Lian's body, hurting in the heart of the hammer, probably this is how it feels.
Ah Lian was slapped to the ground by Qiu Yue, this is something I never expected, originally I thought that Ah Lian was going to cast some ultimate spell to turn Qiu Yue's woman into a rabbit or a stone or something.
Although I didn't feel any pain at this point, my heart was completely broken when I saw my own face being slapped with five finger prints by that savage woman in Akizuki.
With such a handsome face, how many girls' dreams have been ruined by your palm.
I was afraid that Qiu Yue would be heavy and directly break my face, so I hurriedly ran over to pull the frame.
What I didn't expect was that Ah Lian, who fell to the ground, quickly got up, raised her hand to catch Qiu Yue's slap, and then turned over her wrist and twisted it slightly, grabbing Qiu Yue.
"Dare to hit me?"
Ah Lian twisted Qiu Yue's arm and raised her hand to give Qiu Yue a slap, but the slap was in front of Qiu Yue, and she suddenly stopped.
"Well, it's still someone who is sensible, and she doesn't care about this woman. I thought to myself.
Ah Lian glanced at Qiu Yue, that is, herself, and then said softly: "To beat you is to beat myself, so thinking about it, I still lose, but-"
Speaking of this, Ah Lian suddenly turned her head and looked at me with a smile on her face.
"What are you doing?" I said coquettishly, no way, now I occupy Qiuyue's body, and this voice is not something I can control.
As soon as I finished saying this, I suddenly realized a possibility, and before I could slip away, Ah Lian slapped me directly in the face.
I covered my face and almost cried, it really hurts, my body can't withstand such a heavy slap at all.
At this time, Qiu Yue also got rid of Ah Lian's shackles, glanced at me, and then said angrily: "You dare to hit me in the face? Wang Da Hammer, you dare to hit me in the face?"
"Smack-"
Qiu Yue slapped Ah Lian in the face, and then Ah Lian slapped me in the face with a backhand.
"Bang Bang Bang ......"
After more than a minute of such sounds in the room, I covered my face and hid in the corner, choking up: "Don't fight, don't fight, I won't fight......"
These two women are simply insane, and they should all be sent to our department to see.
After this violent beating, my spirit was hurt by Ah Lian, and at the same time, my body was also injured by Qiu Yue, I am not a dog, I am a dog......
Fortunately, the monk rushed over at this time and pulled the three of us apart, but he didn't know who to talk to now.
After a while, I thought that it was not a way to drag on like this, so I wiped my tears and said, "Don't fight, let's find a way." ”
Qiu Yue rubbed my cheeks and said pitifully, "My face, such a beautiful face, how did it become like this?"
I said in my heart that your face was beaten is equivalent to plastic surgery, and your skin is too thin, Ah Lian's slaps are about to slap me stunned, occupying other people's bodies, and this pain also belongs to me by the way.
But after thinking about it, I don't think I can blame Ah Lian, maybe my body is too strong and my hand strength is relatively strong, so it hurts more when she hits me in the face.
Ah Lian looked at me and said in an indifferent male voice, "What the hell is going on?"
I cried and cried, "Monk, it's not because of you, who let you take those potions?"
"What potion, who is the monk?" asked Qiuyue, looking at me.
Ah Lian looked up at me and shouted in a low voice, "Don't cry!
To be honest, I don't want to cry at all, but my face is really hot and painful, and after inheriting Qiuyue's body, I found that there are some things that I can't control myself, such as crying.
Maybe women are made of water, I comfort myself.
The monk said innocently on the side: "Actually, I just wanted to make a little joke with the hammer, but I didn't expect things to turn out like this." ”
"What the hell did you do?" I asked, wiping away my tears.
"Didn't do anything, Hammer, didn't you tell me in the morning, let me bring the colorless pill to Ah Lian, I took the pill to Ah Lian, and then I found that there were two bottles of water on the table, and then you know, I mixed those two bottles of water into the mineral water for you to drink. ”
I frowned, and hurriedly said no, no, if what the monk said is true, there shouldn't be such a situation, why not me and Qiu Yue exchange bodies, but the three of us?