Hello everyone, allow me to introduce myself again.

I don't call it Wang Da Hammer, I will change my name from now on to Wang Bad Luck.

I really don't want to talk about how unlucky I am, I won't mention the sad things in the past, and I now feel that bad luck has successfully replaced the big cock and become the most significant characteristic of me.

Everywhere I went, I wondered if there was a star in the sky, called the Bad Luck Star, and then this star fell on me.

I......

I'm really unlucky, buddy, I've been tortured to the point of going crazy these days, and if this continues, I don't think I have to go to work, I can go directly to the hospital and be friends with those patients who call the gods brothers and sisters all day long.

A psychiatric therapist who was tortured to the point of a nervous breakdown in just a few days, and who knows what I was going through.

"Stop!"

Uncle Jing held the dagger and said to Lao Qin in the mirror.

"You can't kill me! Look what that stuff is, if you kill me, you'll die." Qin Shi Huang pointed to Jing Ke in the mirror and said.

With a splitting headache, I got up from the sofa, looked at the living room that was full of holes, and said, "Two big brothers, you are my big brother, you are my big brother!

Jing Ke and Qin Shi Huang both stopped their movements and turned their heads to stare at me.

I couldn't even cry, these two people were like fools, how could I explain all this to them.

"Actually, I'm an immortal—"

I glared at Zhao Gao and motioned to this guy not to talk nonsense, because I felt that Zhao Gao understood what was going on.

"Immortals?" Jing Ke stretched out his hand and scratched his crotch and said, "Liar!"

I had already guessed that they wouldn't believe me, so I picked up the prepared remote control and shouted into the TV, "Om, mma, boom—"

The TV at home is network TV,Before this crossing, I specially looked at the hundred pulpits,In order to study the situation of the Qin Dynasty,I clearly remember when the TV was turned off,It just happened to play the picture of the Qin Dynasty military traveling,And I set it to automatically resume after turning on the TV,That is to say......

High-energy warning ahead, please wear a helmet at the scene, and minors under the age of 18 should watch together with their parents.

Qin Shi Huang stared at the TV with wide eyes, and exclaimed: "My country, my world, my army!

"Come on, my Qing Dynasty is still dead. I said smugly, "Look at me casting another spell on you!"

Qin Shi Huang immediately looked at me intently, and Jing Ke's cross-eyed eyes also stared at me.

"Definitely!"

I made a couple of jumbled gestures like a goddess, and then secretly pressed the pause button on the remote.

The picture on the TV was frozen, and it happened to be the picture of the Qin Dynasty army traveling.

"Immortals!" Qin Shi Huang looked at me happily and said helplessly, "It's just how my army has become so small. ”

I pretended to be profound, "Do you know why I'm bringing you here?"

"Immortals, please speak. ”

Lao Qin still knows how to be polite, and I was fooled into being extremely respectful to me in just a few words.

"I saw you fighting around, how troublesome it was, right?" I waved my hand to let Jing Ke and Qin Shi Huang sit down on the sofa on both sides, and continued: "It's not right to fight, it's not good to hurt flowers and plants, so I took the two of you to the fairyland." ”

Uncle Jing looked at me a little stupidly, stunned for a moment and didn't speak.

"What do the immortals mean?" Qin Shi Huang's eyes widened, like a robber seeing a treasure. "This is a fairyland?"

"Or else?"

I immediately started to get nervous, pointed to the things around me and said, "Your Qin Dynasty calls itself the Heavenly Kingdom, do you have these things?"

Qin Shi Huang shook his head honestly and honestly, and didn't dare to say a word, as if he was a little afraid of me.

This makes me a little fluttering, the first emperor in Chinese history, is afraid of me now, if I say it, then I will have more face.

"Bringing you two here is for the pleasure of both of you, so we can't fight anymore, you know?" I snapped.

Qin Shi Huang immediately showed his generosity as a monarch, and said happily: "I didn't want to kill him in the first place, but this guy had to kill me." ”

"What about you, why don't you put the knife down quickly?" I glared at Jing Ke.

Uncle Jing was obviously a little cowardly, threw the dagger on the ground, and said softly: "I listen to the immortals, and I don't care about you in general. ”

Wow, that's a feeling, the First Assassin listened to me, and now I regret why I didn't bring more people here.

"You two will live here from now on, come, shake hands and make peace, and you will be brothers from now on. I motioned for two men to hold out their hands.

Uncle Jing was a little reluctant, but when he saw that Lao Qin took the initiative to stretch out his hand, he still stretched out his hand.

I held the hands of the two of them and put them together, and said, "Okay, shaking hands is good friends, and we can't fight anymore, you see that my living room is full of holes." ”

At this moment, Uncle Jing and Lao Qin obviously had some unhappy expressions on their faces, first Lao Qin took off the night pearl on his hair crown and said: "Immortal, this is a night pearl, see if you can exchange this pearl for some money, let people decorate this palace." ”

I maintained a fairly calm expression on the surface, but on the inside, I was already excited.

Night pearl, the biggest one on Qin Shi Huang's hat, isn't Lao Tzu going to send it?!

"Immortal, my dagger is as sharp as clay, if the immortal doesn't dislike it, he can take it. "Uncle Jing gave me a fist salute.

, Lao Tzu is going to send it, Lao Tzu is going to send it......

I suppressed the excitement in my heart as much as I could, and said to the two of them, "I have received your wishes, and I will keep the things for you for the time being." ”

"That immortal, we live here, can we cultivate the immortal art of immortality?" Qin Shi Huang asked urgently.

Lao Qin didn't even give up, of course I couldn't extinguish the hope of others if they were so active, so I had to say: "Of course, don't you see why I'm so young? ”

Zhao Gao, who had been sitting on the side without saying a word, seemed to be a little unbearable, and said to Qin Shi Huang: "Your Majesty, let's go and rest early......

"No, I still have to learn immortal arts from immortals. Lao Qin looked at me drooling like an idiot.

"Okay, okay, that's all for today, and we're all back to sleep. ”

After I said this, I stood up and accidentally pressed the remote control.

"Click-"

The TV screen shook for a moment, and then a young lady appeared, strangely enough, this young lady was not dressed.

Second, third, ......

I listened to the ** coquettish pant coming out of the TV, and hurriedly pressed the off button of the remote control.

"I understand, I understand!" Qin Shi Huang looked at me and said with a smile, "Let's retreat quickly, don't disturb the cultivation of immortals!"