Chapter 39: Sit on Yourself

"Bang bang bang-"

As the sound of falling ground spread in the canyon, Bajie, who was packing his luggage, stopped what he was doing.

"Monkey-" Bajie shouted, "Monkey-"

The sleeping monkey hanging from a tree climbed up, his hair standing on end, and if he were given a hat, he would probably be furious.

Say. ”

The monkey is a simple word, but the weight is extraordinarily heavy, maybe the anger on his body is too great, or maybe his resentment is too great.

"Did you hear that voice just now, is that monster coming?" Bajie said, leaning against the tree.

The monkey jumped down from the tree, put the stick on his shoulder, and said, "I didn't hear it, but even if it came, what would it be?" Anyway, the old thing has been eaten, and I guess the corpse is cold at this time, right?"

Bajie smiled, thinking to himself that you stinky monkey is no wonder from the Erqi monkey family, this is the first time to learn from the West, how could the old monk die.

"Then I'll go back to Gao Laozhuang, won't you go back to your Huaguo Mountain?" Bajie said deliberately, "Monkey, don't you always say that Huaguo Mountain is beautiful and beautiful, and the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant? Anyway, now that the monk is dead, why don't you take me to see it?"

The monkey's expression twisted violently, and his whole face was pulled together, and his face was gloomy and almost dripping.

"Shut up, you stupid pig!" roared the monkey.

Bajie knows what the reason for the monkey's anger is, isn't it that Huaguo Mountain has already become a scorched earth, this stupid monkey still thinks that others don't know about this matter.

"Stinky monkey, play by yourself, I'm leaving. ”

Bajie picked up the nail rake, hung the luggage on it, and left slowly.

The monkey turned around and was about to fall to the ground to sleep, when he suddenly heard someone shouting next to him: "Get out of your stinky monkey, don't disturb my sleep!"

"Yo, third junior brother, sleep well, don't catch a cold when lying on the ground. ”

The monkey sneered and said, even when the monk's bones turned into water, it is estimated that this guy is still sleeping.

The afterglow of the setting sun sprinkled on the artemisia grass in the canyon, and the golden grass swayed in the wind, forming layers of golden waves.

"Whatever, it's better to die, die early and live early. The monkey sat down on the stone and said to himself with his cheeks on his cheeks.

"Ahh

Suddenly, the monkey felt as if his brain had been smashed open with a golden rod, and the sky was shattered, and the pain of the tear drove him mad, drove him mad, and made him roll on the ground......

In the grass of the canyon, the monk sat on a rock across from me, reciting the scriptures, and I held my chin and asked, "Does this thing really work?"

The monk nodded, smiled and said, "It's useful, if you don't believe it, you can look at the sky later, Wukong will be so painful that you can go to the sky." ”

I pointed to the fat man who was talking to Qiuyue and Ah Lian outside the grass, and said, "Aren't they all talking about Bajie's fat head and big ears?

"Well, isn't Bajie going to transform, he hasn't shown his original form yet. ”

I sighed, this dead fat man was busy talking to Qiu Yue when he first came, of course, he also wanted to talk to me before, but after seeing my specific face, I guess this guy broke off that idea himself.

Qiuyue, this woman, now has Ah Lian's body, and after taking her through the crossing, she hasn't reacted yet, so she doesn't know what to say in the face of Zhu Bajie, so she has to deal with it.

Ah Lian is different, she wants to interject, but Zhu Bajie doesn't like her at all, because what she has now is my body......

I pulled the monk and was just about to get up, but the guy pressed me back again.

"What for?" I glared at him.

The monk looked at me and said, "I have something to tell you." ”

"Releaseβ€”"

The monk pointed to the monkey in the sky and said, "Do you know who that monkey is?"

"Monkey King. "I scolded a fool in my heart, isn't this all nonsense?

The monk pointed at me again and said, "Do you know who you are?"

I sneered and replied, "If I say I'm your father, will you kill me?"

"No, at best, it's half dead. ”

"So, what the hell are you asking all this for?"

The monk suddenly looked at me with a serious face, and said seriously: "Hammer, you have some memories of Wukong, and you must know about him and Ah Lian, in fact, the two of them love each other very much, and Heavenly Court cast spells on them in order to break them up, and now only you can save them, for Wukong, for flowers and plants, for everything in this world, can you help?"

I looked at the monk with a smile on my face and said softly, "How can I help?"

"Take us back. The monk glanced at the few people outside, and then said, "Go back to your time." ”

I held my chin and laughed, I have to say, this monk is really a chicken thief, the acting skills just now almost moved me, and it is really unreasonable for the little golden man of Oscar not to send it to him.

"Monk, what you make up is really, but I'm also a writer who doesn't enter the stream, you're a little too skinny, big breasted brother. ”

The monk's face seemed to transition from scorching magma to cold stones, and he sat down on the ground, staring at me with a blank gaze, and suddenly, he looked up at the sky and whispered, "Is there really no way to fight it?"

I ignore this guy, obviously he wants to take advantage of me, but he refuses to tell me the truth, this guy clearly wants to go back to modern times with me, but if he doesn't say what his purpose is, I naturally won't agree to him.

"Hammerβ€”" The monk lowered his head and whispered.

"Please start your show. I made a gesture of please, "Say something quickly, and I'll be gone in a moment." ”

The monk stared into my eyes and said, "How many days have we known each other?"

"A day or two. ”

"Can I trust your mother?"

I was speechless for a while, where is the monk's accent, why does it sound so like taking advantage of me.

"You can't trust my mom, you can trust me. ”

"Oh. The monk slowed down and said, "If I told you that you are a hero who saves the world, will you-"

"I don't have the money to buy any Nyorai Divine Palm. ”

"Hammerβ€”"

I stood up, saw that there was no monkey in the sky, and hurriedly said, "Don't pretend to be forced, hurry up and go to work in the field with my father." ”

As I said that, I was about to go outside, when the monk suddenly pounced and pressed me to the ground.

"You beast, let go of meβ€”"

As soon as I was about to struggle, the monk sat up by himself, uh no, the monk sat up by himself, and he said with some discouragement, "You go." ”

You want to play a bitter game with me? No way, I stood up and left.

"If I told you that Journey to the West was just a farce, a huge conspiracy, would you still insist on leaving alone?

As I was about to leave the grass, the monk spoke to me in a voice that was cold to the bone.